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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #18
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Dec 24, 2015
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Dec 24, 2015
ISSUE #18
【精選】小強特飲
No Plagiarism!9yAUMBdZ0I6auhmtMMCeposted on PＥNAＮＡ

在此，先祝大家聖誕快樂。

以往，在這些日子都總會開P，不開P都出外玩。

記得有次，去BAR就是想飲酒但竟有同行說要飲凍X華田…

試下單，那裡竟然真的有X華田。

可能BAR內永遠都是燈光不足，連水吧也看不到擺放了千年的X華田還是不是只是X華田？

當X華田送上來後，同行用茶匙努力地攪呀攪呀為什麼總是粉末不化一舊舊的？

幸好，那是用玻璃杯盛上來，要不，好可能更看不清裡面有什麼？！

一挖再挖！裡面竟然有三隻死小強！

是三隻！

看到這情況必叫侍應來問個明白！然後就是一堆妙問妙答…

對方當然SAY SORRY後解釋可能在BAR內沒太多人飲X華田這類以致銷情太慢才產生變化後更說替我同行再換過一杯來……

我同行竟然說好！換！

坐在身邊的我必然不止囧啦！更要叫停啦！

「大哥！要換都換另一款吧？」我說。

「那麼換好X克，有嗎？」同行問。

那一刻，我完全明白到什麼叫「不怕遇到神一樣的對手，就怕遇到豬一樣的隊友」是何解何意了！

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