「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH3oFUArOX
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs3lnwNS7V
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「我想和妳上床。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqFl4qlhzg
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4US1jZvKhU
「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEwkcySQ8M
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U6BHh5ndV
「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvEsZ9onm8
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXqibbRZjZ
媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU657sQ3xj6
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaFbfWdvdV
「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth5cRERigo
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzwsul3SBk
「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyD5A95PUP
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGguMDVRyN4
「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqawmQ1j7Ky
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r1c5L3BFF
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhYEZedUCU
過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaGVy1FnXx
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9Lr5CejKi
「你女朋友呢？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVPpceszfA
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「哪一個？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbVyOUSgeD
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwwS2ibhIh
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpTbNq9QfO
「兩個。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ijh5aPpM9
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvqseC04B5
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLacUSmaLF
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmomfUiEVR
「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyleKVBb6Ez
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「對。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD35rVbc7V
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXncqjIQdV3
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz88yjWWa9
「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytJHNYoNR0
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uyLlwR6BD
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9m5EYh7zE
「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q4yt0nJBa
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL0RFHxsbL
「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MaQ48Hfmo
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20kjmLHC8P
「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFUesb4LCx
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgzwrFoX4v
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8en4T38U5j
媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm7SDGVpmJ
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDZZ3mQ4nS
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0H6ykaEj8
「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqBjhuCCrE
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8jlMnrhFk
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「你真的很有事……」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf7LVd1HoZ
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「所以妳願意嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlOkJPxQ1w
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn4Gma8HDa
「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPKOXjf93i
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「嗯。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirQF7l9BsK
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO6HPuqvof
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi3hkZ4hKB
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiDaQZJdIt
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G9Mu0v2xW
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSBlHRN9O8
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「也可以這麼說。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30pyjqSyhU
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ550QLPmCzL
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttgG0vPpgh
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「走吧！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7mWMDaBTC
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「走去哪！？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMSlXeOAK8
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCFcl3B3Qb
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGrlJquelb
「我要回家！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2M1GDhWqc
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「嗯。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCZa10dtFE
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMs4ASHUoh
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWrEvkISza
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「…………」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t7pM0Mwyg
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「我想和妳631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUKutgyqv7
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3duSx6EZBJ
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待續。
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