「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEZl7ztmsZ
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULTiezhv80
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1HAAJnd0W
「我想和妳上床。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG0gK7pwIT
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlab26LAdqP
「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNrKYKMpaJ
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8usdTFv2Fx
「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwAPC2xyJ8
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8wuiKKg1F
媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIILiVk30Ur
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mU9S9OaTJ
「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcYOUdqZTW
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzj66f7Gaav
「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWDACRNWyF
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg06xAp7t47
「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fPGBiqOXR
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPJ5tMcyaS
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGJYPxFxZz
過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUPtAyzqyX
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtcRKSz0h5
「你女朋友呢？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETwFGQGQ0F
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgyPvBfyzI
「哪一個？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPQzFKLNYt
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5Z29iYPYl
「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69Mp8JqhXk
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWfek0kBr7
「兩個。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAAb63AMuu
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGrOmqfyMl
「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwIZr9qyGw
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HaJUMGbrI
「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF18vOAH0L
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmpcbg3Ajj
「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BCpBKk2Gr
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxx6bm2Bhm
「對。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTKLYja9vn
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwsWUH6y1v
「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8qAHrbTgk
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrOtjGJ3fq
「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBALo3JeNTj
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn7veGTOaN
「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2SQLIucxC
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVPGJQ88t9
「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLhqONh30e
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyiTggQ41m
「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM23FAWlxJ
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWUeJeJOHL
「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PNkxsV09F
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1mmWIXoWk
「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplBtC9fT7J
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5xIgyuLae
媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkWv9fsFGR
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JXMmGhGI4
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqCAFRFKXD
「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXZka0RbGG
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8pKRjFTZP
「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZXzTR3HzN
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOGLbgWlh2
「回我妳願意嗎？ 」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxLQsE1bMX
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpEAqiVit2
「你真的很有事……」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuEvafYb11
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzidHgc1A8
「所以妳願意嗎？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmCkJtYXIJ
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0HWIGDso5
「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcczC2JASFQ
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjDuRildMi
「嗯。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMim27UukCG
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW6SfxddGs
「嗯個屁啦！！！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MPx6xv8k4
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQMzTHh0n2
「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE40SFl5ayK
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64Ba5m305U
「那就更垃圾了啊！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeu130T3Hs
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA94dHr4CY
「對，所以我不要這樣。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsugdr4rC5Q
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq3zcgZxkk
「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ70aCPNQyL
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh4IhYsN1S
「也可以這麼說。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT9jMmV2hF
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosGbHtPJ9I
「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrUDljEAJ8
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9SQzAamim
「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5QQGQV8MB
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQZ5E9NwuX
「走吧！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS6xXuYVkr
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2yYp3fGL4
「走去哪！？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPHbJqlaHc
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF0lPqsVwO
「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2fjWemECD
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkKvtR4tdA
「我要回家！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2mkVYTiMW
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzWTsHVvPX
「嗯。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6Gvl53qnW
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3WeTxaQD9
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbgZxFCAzC
接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGVS86BcnY
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rtrf0F9df
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5Z6BljUkn
「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonvEq8vhEG
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFAQmM94JE
「…………」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKHJH52Ieh
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFNqah3yrp
「我想和妳843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpxImr0amH
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEXWsJlEfZ
「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7l1pHakfz
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINkvDtFapM
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQJuqfghoJ
843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUe4NK6kFO
待續。
and then Add to home screen.