Sci Fi Picture
FADE IN:
EXT. CITY - DAY
CHAOS
Lots of explosions.
Air crafts zoom through the air.
SUPERB: BABYLON 2071.
EXT. FIELD OF CROPS - DAY
An air craft zooms through the air. A vietnamese guy standing in a field full of crops aims his gun at the aircraft and opens fire.
As smoke comes out of the air craft, the air crafts flies in a pattern and leaves a trail of smoke that reads: NOW THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE!!!
The air craft plummets down and lands on the Vietnamese guy, then explodes.
A bunch of terrorist open fire at another air craft as it zooms through the air.
The air craft crash lands onto a street in a residential area.
The pilot gets out of the air craft and dashes over to a lemonade stand where a little girl is sailing lemonade.
LITTLE GIRL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqY6G6MbEq
Would you like to buy a cup of lemonade?
PILOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWISnHd9Mo
Yes.
The pilot draws money out of his pocket, pays the girl, picks up a cup of lemonade, and drinks it. The lemonade squirts out of the holes in his body.
PILOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IGaFCbWZ6
Auh oh.
The pilot falls dead.
The little girl screams.
FURTHER DOWN THE STREET
CHAOS
A riot is going on.
Bad guys open fire at each other from two buildings across the street from one another.
Three armored cops wearing black armor, show up on motor cycles dressed like the judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
Rioters, a few at a time, look to see the three armored cops and scamper off.
The three armored cops get off of their motor cycles.
FIRST ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR6RCL3ddl
I am. . . The law!!! Throw down your weapons and prepare to be judged!!!263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98a6CiFXAz
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4lYaHwIIy
And no I'm NOT saying this to imitate Judge Dredd...263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4XN1yVQns
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNHjqJRcmT
Because I being the law am more dreadful than HIM!
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTly2a2rv3
Judge this!!
All bad guys on the fifth floor open fire.
The ammunition from their guns hit the ground near the feet of the armored cops, causing them to move their feet to dodge the ammo.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcOFMMqWtl
(to the armored cops.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbL1jntvRc
DANCE! DANCE!!! DANCE!!! Come on you can dance better than that!
A bad guy pushes a button on a CD player, playing the song CAN'T STOP THE FEELING, by "Justin Timberlake."
The three armored cops start doing a dance routine.
The bad guys cheer them on.
Next, the armored cops start break dancing.
The bad guys laugh while cheering the armored cops on.
The three armored cops cease from dancing.
One of the armored cops open fire at the CD player, destroying it.
The bad guys complain in ad-libs.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafBIy9gb5b
HEY, THAT CD PLAYER WAS AN ANTIQUE!!!
The other bad guys respond angrily in agreement in ad-libs.
FIRST ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslgHw8zYpq
The shows over! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kCLi659Cz
(to the bad guys)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPpwEpYbWX
YOU GUYS ARE UNDER ARREST!!!! WE'RE COMING INSIDE TO GET YOU!
The armored cops scamper into the building.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BAD GUYS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2JrqAZ72Q
(meaning the armored cops)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTU7SlXVJc
They had some cool moves. And now they don't wanna dance! Man,263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaInxtzOdXU
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AxrlW6EZO
...those armored cops dressed like those judges in the movie Judge Dredd SUCK!
INT. HALLWAY OF BUILDING - DAY
The three armored cops creep along a wall while aiming their guns.
FIRST ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2k2LIWDKj
Man, this feels like the place where people go if they die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.
The second armored cop grabs the first armored cop by the color and rams him against the wall.
SECOND ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EHYSvqElg
Seriously! Will you shut the heck up with all the Jesus stuff!?!
The second armored cop finally lets go of the first armored cop.
THIRD ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIGnLFxLGq
(to first armored cop)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2IEIscHCS
Yeah, shut up you twat!
FIRST ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFwtJH52EE
Guys! You're letting that demonic warlock Grumpy and his demonic warlocks control your minds!
GRUMPY, who's a demonic looking Demon Warlock, laughs.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKzavoSEKp
You guys are fighting each other. I love that.
FIRST ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJAbqbpO83
(meaning grumpy)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZJtFVsMz3
It's Grumpy, the lead Demon Warlock.
The three armored cops realize what they're doing, then immediately aim their guns at Grumpy.
THIRD ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3sJ1tHoV8
Grumpy, we hate it that you're convincing humans to shoot at each other and destroy each other.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNluaVyxZo
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvkMbekMiv
And the Christian people you can't control, you took them hostage. Where are the hostages!?~!
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFdPyx1zKQ
Lets see, the hostages. . . Screw you! The hostages are gone!
FIRST ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZN85M8jli
Okay, well prepare to be put on ice. Get into the cold sleep chamber!
The three armored cops aim their guns at Grumpy. Grumpy gets inside of the cold sleep chamber.
The three guys lock the door and stand against the door while breathing a sigh of relief.
SECOND ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuGe8DkFrl
That was WAY too easy.
Suddenly, Grumpy stabs the three men through the door. They yell in agony.
SECOND AND THIRD ARMORED COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPvGpZlKxu
Lord forgive us of our sins. We confess and believe you died on the cross to save us. Please save us.
The three armored cops die.
Grumpy holds up a hockey mask while laughing, when suddenly, he freezes.
FADE TO BLACK:
WHITE PRINT ON BLACK: 250 years later.
Drums could be heard.
Suddenly, the screen reads: FEDERAL NETWORK like in the movie Star Ship Troopers, only with a gold image of a cooked turkey instead of an eagle.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpjHzhUcMu
Hold up, cut cut cut! Stop the music please!
The producer, a green guy with long red hair, steps onto the set.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9TxqbxgY5
This part of the movie is making fun of Star Ship Troopers, right?
CAMERA MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt9eglftyc
Right.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7pejGrjhC
Then lets make fun of it the way it should be made fun of. Put a symbol of an eagle, not a cooked turkey!
The screen once again reads: Federal Network. This time it's with a gold image of an eagle.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJNAUaph6l
Start the music back.
The music starts back playing.
SCREEN SHOWS a bunch of troops lined up.
The words: 'JOIN UP NOW' appears on the screen.
MAN'S VOICE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QYWEwGI4y
People are joining up from all over the galaxy and are doing their part.
ONE OF THE TROOPS LINED UP.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD6J1BHVXq
I'm doing my part.
EXT. BOOT CAMP TRAINING GROUNDS - DAY
Troops are lined up in front of a drill instructor. The drill instructor turns to the camera.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir18SBlBnu
(yelling at the top of his lungs)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz77BcusR9m
I'M DOING MY PART!!!!
The camera lenses cracks from the loud sound of the drill instructor yelling.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
A troop get's shot, then turns to the camera.
SOLDIER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9lJbA16RN
Looks like I'm done doing my part!
The soldier falls to the ground and dies.
CAMERA PANS to show the enemy soldiers.
ENEMY SOLDIERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB90wcUEkH
We're doing our part too. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
CAMERA SHOWS the lined up troops saying in ad-libs "Awww shut up!" and throwing balled up pieces of paper.
Balled up pieces of paper hit the enemy soldiers.
The enemy soldiers take off running.
MAN'S VOICE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnbwDf0fOJ
They're doing their part. Are you?
Screen shows lined up troops.
MAN'S VOICE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSdfu944mu
Join the Federal Service. . .
A roach crawls on the ground.
MAN'S VOICE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSoGIpkkGu
Service guarantees citizenship.
One of the troops lined up spots the roach.
LINED UP TROOP.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSKWhhQUoQ
A bug!!!
All the troops fire at the roach.
The roach turns upside down and dies.
MAN'S VOICE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbyA47VlyQ
And you'll make a good bug exterminator too I forgot to mention. Would you like to know more?
EXT. A BEACH - DAY
There are a few palm trees. Two suns could be seen in the back ground.
WILBERT WADO, Caucasian male with a funny hair style, scampers on screen.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PkLW5bZe2
Welcome to Paradise! You are all invited to enter a contest to win an all expense paid trip to Earth Three. Many will enter, few will win.
Scone, a guy with long hair, TRICKY, a guy with blue hair, and TRUE, a guy with red hair, scamper on screen next to Wilbert Wado.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr0NRD83ZW
Keep watching the Wilbert Wado With the Goof Troop 2400 show. And you may win a trip here on Earth Three with me and my Goof Troop.
Wilbert Wado does the running man to the rock music that starts playing.
Scone, Tricky, and True join in on doing the running man.
EXT. CITY - MORNING
SIMON PHONIX, black man, (40's) tall, gold hair, is in the communication booth typing, is distracted as he sees Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop on a distant holographic media screen doing the running man.
Bystanders are entertained while laughing.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdMDNv9Kag
(meaning the bystanders who are laughing)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNfIFaSXJl
Idiots. That advertisement is not funny.
SUPERB: the city of SANDWICH ANGELES
The bystanders suddenly cease from laughing and look at Simon while intimidated and disappointed, then go about their business.
Simon goes back to typing in the booth.
A bunch of police cars, each having SANDWICH ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT written on the doors with an image of a sandwich, pull up surrounding Simon Phonix.
The cops, who are all different intelligent life forms, get out of the cars, each eating a sandwich. The cops set their sandwiches down.
LEAD OFFICER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapx2hQC6YV
Simon Phonix, lay face down on the ground, with your hands in the air.
Simon turns around looking at the cops weird.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7NutDVopU
Now that just made no sense. . .
Silence.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dy1eONSea
What's the matter, you guys don't talk with logic anymore?
The lead officer presses a button on his watch.
LEAD OFFICER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC47cVQ0Zg
(to watch; Meaning Simon)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5kAFCwM9l
Maniac responded with sarcasm. Something the police officers forgot to use in the movie Demolition Man in the scene when they first tried to apprehend Simon PHOENIX in SAND Angeles.
THE WATCH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X5pUIlbZU
Demand maniac stand on his hands, add the words; 'or else'
LEAD OFFICER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRFYuwiyQn
Simon Phonix, lay down, I mean, stand on your hands, with your hands in the air, or else.
THE WATCH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa3bm5W5Ov
(to the cop)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb34ldk6Kg7
NO you IDIOT!!!
Simon Phonix turns around looking angry.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66BNSH8j2L
Aright you George McFly wanna bee's, you asked for it, and now you're going to get it.
BIFF, a huge looking white guy, looking like the Biff from back to the future, taps Simon Phonix on the shoulders.
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQtd9YX4hV
Hey, that's my line, butt head!
Simon Phonix hits Biff, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K61GstMmQ
Shut up!
LEAD OFFICER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75dwRxxwvT
Okay, let's get him.
Two officers run up to Simon. Simon kicks both of them in the head with a spinning heel kick. The officers spin around, turn cart wheels, turn back hand springs, stand on their feet.
TWO OFFICERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWcLTqEJ6Q
Woooooaaaaa!!!
They both fall to the ground knocked out.
Two officers get back in their car. Simon runs for the car.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH12lpxocsF
Wait for me.
Simon jumps and lands on the window, breaking it. Simon grabs one of the cops, pulls him up and lets him fly into a tree.
Suddenly, a fire engine shows up. The firemen runs up to the tree.
FIRE MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenTdEtwkvc
I'll help you down!
The branch breaks. The cop and the branch falls onto the fireman, causing him to pass out.
COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wydg3ToKh
That won't be necessary.
The cop passes out. A cat lands on its feet in front of the cop and the fireman and walks off screen.
The second cop, who's a tough cop, gets out of the car, tares off his shirt revealing his upper body and gets into his fighting stance.
TOUGH COP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dziwi7jfg
Come on!
Simon rips off his shirt and puts up his guard.
Tough cop throws a jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop throws another jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop clinches Simon and goes to bite his ear.
A reff steps in between them.
REFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2nnqB2iy5
Uhhh Uhhh. None of that stuff. . .
The reff pulls out a salt shaker.
REFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQyScwDSbE
(meaning the shaker of salt)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQRiisg32x
Not without this.
Tough cop takes the shaker of salt.
A girl in a Mc.Donalds uniform offers them fries.
MC.DONALDS GIRL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioy0NBPMPy
Would you like fries with your order?
Both Tough Cop and Simon hit the girl, knocking her out.
A GUY IN A WENDY'S UNIFORM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHO3uWv6Ja
Hey!!
Simon and the Tough Cop simultaneously punch the guy in the Wendy's uniform, knocking HIM out.
GUY IN JACK IN A BOX UNIFORM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8saFrKrMoY
She just offered you guys fries!
Both the Tough Cop and Simon simultaneously punch the guy in the Jack In A Box uniform.
The Mc Donald's happy meal guys run up to Simon and the Tough Cop.
MC DONALD'S HAPPY MEAL GUYS.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrre7WIC5F
Okay stop it right now! OR you guys won't get happy meal toys!
The Tough Cop and Simon punches the happy meal guys, knocking them out.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJtv7oKifA
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgyr3S2rOj
Do we look like kids!?!
The Tough Cop and Simon turn to look at the Mc Donald's nugget puppets.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl3SuBYtcD
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQyEGJ3usv
Ya want some of us too!?!
THE NUGGETS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIQDMHSPkE
No! WE'RE CHICKEN!
The nuggets take off running.
Suddenly, Ronald ~Mc-Donald, Jack from Jack in a Box, and Colonel Sanders from KFC show up. This is just like the night club scene from the movie Romeo Must Die.
Simon and the Tough Cop get into their fighting stance.
Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders get into their karate fighting stance.
Just like in the night club scene in the movie Romeo Must Die, Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders come at Simon and the Tough Cop with karate kicks.
Simon and the Tough Cop block the kicks Ronald Mc-Donald, Colonel Sanders, and Jack execute. With one blow each, Simon and the Tough Cop knock Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mc-Donald, and Jack out.
DEAFENING SOUNDS of sirens suddenly...
Here comes some flying cop motor cycles being ridden by cops who are dressed like judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2hCE7mcmW
Oh no! Who called the Judges.
A person dressed as a Winner Snitcles hot dog shows up.
THE HOT DOG263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmroIP5KlEU
I did. Cause263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUbM3k3R2Y
(Singing)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlICaw0vRK
Duwinner Snitcles is not just a hot dog anymore!
Both Simon and the cop punch the guy in the hot dog costume, knocking him out.
THE JUDJES.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VuujEOYTt
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23VQks459v
I knew they'd do that.
Biff sits up.
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBblL34KswY
(to everyone fighting)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hJHT8Pi51
BUTT HEADS!
Biff passes back out.
The song WORD UP by "Cameo" starts to play.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. EXOTIC CLUB - DAY
Song continues.
ATILLA, Caucasian female, 32, tall, dances while sitting on a swing that's swinging back an forth. A guy is squirting her with a water hose just like in the movie Barb Wire.
One of the guys in the audience stand up.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72i0dN3Uiw
Come on! Take it off! Take it all off!
Atilla takes off her shoe and points at the guy.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1SmOKti5J
AUH come on Babe!
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2Ysu8vvfq
Don't call me babe!
Atilla attempts to throw her shoe at the guy, but the water hits the shoe, causing it to fly back and hit Atilla in the head, knocking her out.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFneRhHB7K
(meaning Atilla)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4grbcBQmP
DON'T CALL HER BABE!!!
The guy with the water hose sprays the guy standing up. The water pressure knocks him down.
Suddenly, sparks come from where the hose is connected, being that the machine is malfunctioning.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8fDAnaM4K
Ahh Ohhh, the hose is out of control!
The water hose starts wetting many patrons. People panic while trying to avoid the water.
A dirty guy enters the club.
DIRTY GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX0IIdtQOe
Boy I could use a bath.
Water squirts him, knocking him down.
A guy on fire dashes through the kitchen door. Water squirts him, putting the fire out.
A grimlin sits at a table.
GRIMLIN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5meoSss4oF
NEVER GET US WET!! Or we'll multiply... like Bae Bae's kids.
Water squirts the grimlin, knocking it out of the chair.
Atilla gets up and starts walking back stage.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnslQbkC86p
If one more person calls me babe.
EXT. BACK YARD OF CLUB - AFTERNOON
DISCO, early (30's), three green eyes, dirty blond hair, sits while talking to a guy with two heads, RAY and CHARLES.
RAY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaabowXBty
Disco, we have a problem in the club.
CHARLES263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK35ze0qnSm
Everything is all wet.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr84OTYzHZ
The only thing that should be wet is Atilla on the stage imitating Pamela Anderson in the movie Barb Wire.
RAY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZByw68SMuw
Well more than Atilla got wet, sir.
CHARLES263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mRcsqXLRO
The whole club is wet.
RAY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKPM5wdaob
And someone called Atilla babe!
Disco stands up and draws a gun.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4UA2J4MJS
I'll take care of him.
Suddenly, Atilla exits the club with a gun pointed at them.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmpScLkcE8
Hold it! Drop your weapon! All three of you, or should I say both of you, are under arrest for smuggling drugs.
RAY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkqW4wgIrr
What proof do you have?
CHARLES263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakSDksAtrl
Yeah, what proof do you have?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXee5W84pvg
Shut up Ray and Charles! You guys are under arrest!
Disco tries to shoot Atilla, but a sign that reads "BANG" emerges from the gun.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpUDXimEYd
Huh, your gun is fake!
Atilla pulls the trigger on her gun. A sign that reads "Bang" emerges from her gun as well.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NXFAz4z6H
Huh, so is yours. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEGsUPL7CN
(to Ray and Charles)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBKcsGpCCb
Ray, Charles, get her!
Ray and Charles come at Atilla throwing punches.
Atilla blocks the punches. Ray and Charles spin around while attempting to hit Atilla with a back fist. Atilla blocks the strike, then kicks Ray and Charles in the face one at a time. Both hit the ground out cold.
Disco comes at Atilla turning flips, then executes punches and kicks that Atilla blocks.
Atilla picks up Disco, swings him around, and throws him onto a table.
Suddenly, raging water bursts through the club walls, washing everything away. Atilla climbs onto a huge floating peace of wood. Disco climbs onto a floating peace of wood.
This is just like the scene in the movie Jumangi.
An alligator swims past them. Four people in a river raft pass them while peddling. Bumbish looking guys on jet ski's like the ones in the Movie Water World passes them while smoking.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrnjL35irD
(meaning the guys on Jet Ski's)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMX6Xtdhkn
The smokers just like the ones in the movie Water World.
Smoke gets blown in Disco's face from off screen. Disco coughs and waves the smoke away.
Suddenly, Disco and Atilla wash ashore.
Atilla pulls a gun on Disco.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECLnZmcQWP
You're under arrest.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToeUDXeGvG
How do I know the gun is loaded.
Atilla fires the gun into the air.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqgBcpM3nN
That's how you know.
A Teridacto falls out of the sky and lands in front of them.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJMoThfKsl
Oops!
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclrOCooPlS
I thought those things were extinct.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0fh5btXJX
They are now.
Atilla aims the gun at Disco.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWXJQKXyx2
Put your hands up.
Disco looks as he hears millions of creatures.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FwWTNnZlA
What the heck?
Atilla looks. They see 1,000 Grimlins standing before them.
GRIMLINS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn4mtPAK1h
I told you not to get me wet. We multiply like Bae Bae's kids!
The Grimlins all let out an evil laughter.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU41velOS0M
Yes. And you guys also can't come out in the sunlight either. It kills you.
The Grimlins look up at the two suns in the purple sky, scream, and become bones.
Suddenly three police cars land in their area.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQnbB5TPYR
Oh no.
Cops get out of the cars.
ONE OF THE COPS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zl9lIQaQN
Come on Disco, you're under arrest.
As Disco spits on the ground, the cops stare at him for a few seconds.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7kVrQgP2W
Just give me my freaking phone call!
ONE OF THE COPS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcVSW3h7vp
(to Disco)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLG76NC1A9
Stupid! This is the 24th century. We communicate through telecomunicators now! Now get your hands up so we can hand cuff you and take you to jail!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE COPS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopkVa2V4he
And you must think you're Clairance Boddigaur from RoboCop! Spitting on the ground and telling us to give you your phone call.
Disco looks confused.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYUbrO8rhA
Who?
Disco puts his hands up. Atilla cuffs him.
The door to the police car opens.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6Yn27bYdE
Wait. Aren't you gonna read me my rights!
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNu5VlBr36
Yeah. You have a right to enjoy the ride in the back of the police unit! And we're not playing your favorite disco song on the radio!
Disco sighs in frustration.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFYxPm6okU
This is like being in outer space without a protective suit... it sucks!
Atilla and the police look at Disco funny.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcIZrEaCV6
Don't you guys know your astronomy? The vacuum in outer space SUCKS the air out of you and you'll die.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjChGGSwx6T
Ohh.
The officer's laugh.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQhqVCPW5b
You know, Disco, that was really funny.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3aNlDetLf
Oh, so I guess I'm free to go then?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYxEG797QH
Nope! ...wasn't THAT funny.
Atilla throws Disco into the police car. The door closes.
EXT. AN ALLY - DAY
A flying van lands in an alley.
As the doors open, SAI, Chinese male, medium height, heavy set, MONK, Chinese male, long hair, medium height, and INFANTRY, 5'7", Caucasian, eye patch on one eye and a blade for a right arm, step out of the van with three alien beings.
All six men enter through a facility.
INT. THE BUILDING - CONTINUOUS.
A bunch of folded clothes are everywhere. The six men approach a desk, where a slightly bald blue skinned man named BARTABE stands.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVMJG2sNDk
Ya got my cash?
Infantry puts the brief case on the desk.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYImlX433rq
Half.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVmalgBwDo
Why half?
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyAeQPP0bL
We wanna look out for ourselves.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4TCdPLFWx
When we get out of here safely, we'll call you and tell you where the rest of your money is.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAegfnDlLM
You think I'm really stupid. You got that line from the movie Street Fighter.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVu3zCZEz1
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkki9Qwzxia
The scene when Ken and Ryu tried to trick Victor Segat this exact same way.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2tDgHl7R1
Auh great... Just our luck. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F05ngW2uq
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwj9ml8tri
Bartabe watches too many sci fi pictures too.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoZK9sgdEO
Sci fi picture?263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64n362Bgef
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi39psSiTaM
Street Fighter is a movie based off of a video game that's over 300 years old you idiot.
SAI, INFANTRY, AND MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM30OMEAto
(yelling simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCfWLJEeYh
WE KNOW THAT!
Bartabe slightly jumps in fright at the sound of Sai, Infantry, and Monk yelling.
Bartabe and the aliens aim their guns at Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUcMOAxXoa
I hope you're happy. Because you just ruined our deal.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6Ll8RHBdK
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tk4q6vdb0
...by YELLING at me!
Bartabe and the aliens open fire at Sai, Monk, and Infantry, causing force fields to appear around them and protect them.
ONE OF THE ALIENS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjbHxQIzRc
They have force fields!
Everyone puts down their weapons.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UnOic60wF
(to Sai, Infantry, and Monk)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ432Ichya8f
I hope you three are ready to get your butts kicked.
Everyone gets into their fighting stances.
Two of the aliens try attacking Sai. Sai blocks the punches and kicks of both people and bump their heads together.
Bartabe tries to run away.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIHthPHOtA
Bartabe, where you going?
Bartabe throws a few punches. Infantry blocks the punches with his left arm and does an inside crescent kick to Bartabe's head. Bartabe falls into a wedding cake.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1NfjCoFOL
You're fired!263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWe53u27SU
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qPaPHXZ8g
I mean, you're under arrest!
Infantry looks towards us.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfgReJcrtB
(to movie audience)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2otdZHZ0d
Gosh, I seen the movie Cradle To The Grave TOO many times. The scene when the tall bald police captain shoots the crooked cop to death and then fires him...263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2oAO6SjGe
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DIZwAxHfj
Wait, you guys watching this movie probably don't remember that. Cradle To The Grave is an old movie.
Bartabe lifts up his head out of the cake.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziW8uAtVkO
And I'm hungry like always. Thanks for the cake.
Bartabe starts eating the cake.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRriahBYoJ
In fact, I'm hungry like a wolf more than Duran Duran was over three centuries ago!
Bartabe continues eating the cake.
Monk does a jump spinning side kick, knocking an alien into the folded clothes. Monk then picks up a box of Tide.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgziZ5xBrJ
(to the alien)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z3GAJlEu7
Do you know why people wash their clothes IN Tide.
Monk opens the box and dumps the soap powder on the alien.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7m9uetpRu
Because it's too cold OUT tide!
Suddenly the police bust through the doors.
POLICE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBlTzJXYZA
Freeze! All of you who just got your butts kicked are under arrest!
EXT. BUILDING - DAY
Flying cars fly about.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
Mr. Wise, Caucasian male, late fifties, wears glasses, dressed in what looks like a robe, sits at a desk. As soon as the slide door opens, Wilbert Wado and his Goof Troop enters.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FU7HXQHpU
(to Mr. Wise)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRIJK6eLyX
You wanted to see us, Mr. Wise?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0xBFJsn9l
I hate to announce it but, Grumpy and his Demon Warlock army is free again. The demon warlock army just released Grumpy from his 250 year cold sleep.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iB3VgghCP
Anyone who can stop them?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oTPPCcCk6
You will help. . . You currently have a contest going on for a contestant to win a trip to Earth 3, right?
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW8T1XyKB2
Just like Simon Phenix says in a Demolition Man scene... Exactamondo.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpyJYx6crS
Good. Because the Warlock Demons are gonna attack Earth 3. You must choose your warriors for this mission.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg573S1PAMi
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgcL1X9PRb
SIX of them.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs0KJIl5U5
We have the perfect six warriors sir. One is already on Earth 3 right now.
Mr. Wise nods his head.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDfIGOOlZ0
Very good.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwi1y3Ir9Z
Here are the other five.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on his watch, causing a holographic image of Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Simon Phonix, and Sai to appear.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtKOXdiC6g
Good. Good. I was gonna have you choose those EXACT particular people. Rig the contest and make them the winners of the Earth 3 trip.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDVdG9UPtU
We already did.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEDieOg8oK
And might I add. This movie is gonna end extremely bizarre.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfncxYiv1si
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFbAOIM7md
...in a way that you never seen a sci fi spoof movie end.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdKmljkOnM
Well you can always count on Wilbert Wado...
ALL EXCEPT MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCar2vqbYz
And the Goof Troop 2400.
Wilber Wado rubs his finger across his watch, causing rock music to play.
Wilbert Wado and his group all start doing the running man.
Mss. Wise enters and looks at them funny.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr501cYI0mo
Okay guys we have a world to save.
They stop doing the running man just as the music stops.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBo9iS8jqN
Oh, hi Miss.... Wise.
Mss. Wise looks at them funny.
MSS. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadYGvB9TSE
Hi guys.
SCONE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8KGvkLjQa
We're off to save the world.
They exit.
MSS. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcttMEdtyqZ
THEY'RE going to save the world? A group of clowns?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1XQiAI4rf
Not exactly. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXmhjJQQJZ
(Beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsidxBmnobu
These clowns are going to select five really brave warriors, honey.
MSS. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nEHe2TT00
Oh, cool.
EXT - DESSERT - DAY
Two moons are barely visible in the day time sky. An anti gravity car zooms down the road.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, and Infantry are in the car. Suddenly, there's a beeping sound.
They all look at a red light on the dash board beeping.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GfbR1CEE1
Anyone wanna answer that? Could be important.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyQmrg1lkR
You're closer, you answer it.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp2e3Lpd4W
I'm driving.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJVmB7fUea
No bother guys, I'll get it.
Monk rubs his index finger across his watch, causing Wilbert Wado to appear on a floating holographic screen while shown from the neck up.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHiklHnQ6t
Congratulations Monk, Infantry, and Sai, you three are winners. You win an all paid expense trip on a space cruise to Earth 3!
They all have weird looks on their faces.
INFANTRY, SAI, AND MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlasyIpvwNb
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuHhlW5dpH
We won? We didn't even enter the contest.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29fSesFrRK
What's with the weird looks? Earth 3 is so beautiful, it looks like the place where every intelligent life form in the Universe has to accept Jesus to go which is Heaven.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5WV5a1Cmo
Intelligent life form? Then I guess that excludes you from the list.
Sai, Infantry and Monk laugh.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23AVijIL9T
You know, that's funny. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGorNq6DWh
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDiV7Hnppd
That reminds me of an episode of 90210, when two teenagers wanted to exchange an egg for some information.
Wilbert Wado laughs.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qv14v2pnu
What are you on, dude?
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaKfUS216u
Nothing. I'm a clown, I'm supposed to act goofy. Be on planet Earth tomorrow evening to catch the ship. The ship won't wait. Congratulations.
Wilbert Wado goes off the air.
The three look at each other with puzzled looks on their faces and shrug their shoulders simultaneously.
MONK, INFANTRY, AND SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bjUXKWvap
(speaking simultaneously to each other)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD8FLm65cH
Don't look at me.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Atilla walks through the police station all wet.
A GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C6Z3FcWfL
Hey Atilla, good job catching Disco.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6dbWbVrip
Thank you.
A cop tries to do a spinning back kick to another guy's hand, but he accidentally knocks over a jug on a Sparklet's water dispenser.
Water splashes on Atilla.
The other cops laugh and clap sarcastically.
KICKING COP 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZubImmhZO8
Woops, sorry Atilla.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0titj5BEUc
Thanks a lot. Always copying Murtah in the movie Lethal Weapon 3!
A police captain approaches Atilla.
POLICE CAPTIAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVGUgk7gED
Atilla, Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 tried to get in touch with you.
Atilla gets a confused look on her face.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULiND5jGiK
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 'Who?'
POLICE CAPTIAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX3IqCow9V
No. Not the goof troop 'Who.' The goof troop 2400. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86nLYO4zXj
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOVyaiaQlV
I just love them. They're so funny. But anyway, they said you won a trip to Earth 3.
Atilla gets and excited look on her face.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUuh2jbHL1
A TRIP TO EARTH 3!?!
Atilla jumps and hits the ceiling with her head while screaming in excitement.
The director, who's next to the camera man gets a confused look on his face.
DIRECTOR 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatKYpW3vHw
Wait, that's not supposed to happen!
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8RRdBX3HM
Cut! FREAKING cut!
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VhOuwINQn
It's not my fault, the ceiling's too low!
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1mwe5Ro0a
(with sarcasm)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTddVKCfQz
Oh, so I guess the ceiling saw a tiger, got scared, and decided to duck down lower!
A confused look claims everyone's face.
EVERYBODY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh5KLwfyDf
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOCEFvDiZl
WHAT!?! A Tiger!?!
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyhleP5eEa
Never mind! Let's just continue shooting the movie Sci Fi Picture! Okay everyone, let's go to the next scene at the space port on the planet Earth.
FADE OUT:
EXT. SPACE PORT - AFTERNOON.
People walk about.
ZARM, who's a 6'8" man with a robot arm, stands talking to people.
SUPER: Planet Earth.
An anti gravity taxi cab stops in front of the terminal. As the door opens, Simon Phonix steps out and heads for the Ticket Lady.
TICKET LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6pgSIl6rD
Last call for Earth 3, hurry up.
Simon approaches.
Ticket Lady places her finger print on the pad.
TICKET LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTxp3l2Wo3
Hi. Identification please.
Simon places his thumb print on the pad.
TICKET LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4323nFq3V
Congratulations Simon Phonix on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiiTF9zK5i
Thank you. ...ain't even a fan of clowns.
A peace of paper prints.
TICKET LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWBiUr6m8f
Neither are Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOb1zBh0uz
Who ever the heck they are.
The lady gives Simon the ticket.
TICKET LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW70RwvDthf
Enjoy your trip.
INT. ANOTHER AREA - CONTINUOUS
Atilla sits on a bench when suddenly, she gets approached by Scone.
SCONE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ2I2kVsBI
Ohh Atilla.
Atilla looks at Scone funny.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3NMMH2jbk
Scone?
SCONE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JFrhEcOYK
Yes that's me. Wilbert Wado wants to meet you in person before the plane takes off for Earth 3.
Atilla gains a confused look on her face.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHoy3AyZSU
Okay. . . Where is he? All I see is you.
Atilla looks as hard core rock music plays.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the rest of the Goof Troop appear from off screen.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwowg7utXgQ
(sounding like Ruby Rod in the Fifth Element)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsieCDJPRa
Atilla, Congratulations on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HWo03Mq1C
Are you imitating someone from a REALLY old sci fi movie?
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS65ohXy7IZ
Ruby Rod from the 5th Element, only I'm not dressed up as a drag queen. And this movie isn't named after something from the Periodic Table.
Suddenly, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon show up.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtE2NADq0a
I won the contest too.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGTN4xAjQM
Me too.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcZiDXXs3c
Yes, I recognize all of you. Thank you for coming.
Suddenly, there's an explosion near by. Grumpy and the Warlocks run onto the scene.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyhWZJfIZD
Oh my God, Grumpy and the Warlocks are here!
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYILQ3tp6h
Wilbert Wado, you and your Goof Troop... Hide!
Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, and Sai run up to Grumpy and the Warlocks blocking their punches and kicks.
Suddenly Zarm shows up picking up the Warlocks one at a time and tossing them.
Zarm picks up Grumpy and throws him into a yogurt stand inside of a yogurt shop.
The Yogurt Shop employees point and laugh as they see Grumpy is covered in Yogurt.
ZARM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiKM4UZttk
Oh. Let me not forget the toppings!
Zarm grabs all kinds of toppings with his hands and throws them on Grumpy.
The Yogurt shop employees are laughing.
Zarm points to Grumpy.
ZARM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTI021LXE7
I guess he's treating you today guys. Because it's LITERALLY on him.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfLU1s2w4A
(to Zarm)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2etCPTih
What are you doing? I'm on a diet!
Simon approaches Grumpy and punches him, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS2bLTf3DK
(to Grumpy)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr4FTuDHvP
Shut up!
Sai blocks the punches and kicks of a Warlock and kicks him.
The Warlock flips, then turns somersaults, lands on his feet, and holds up his hands like a gymnist would.
The people began booing him. The Warlock then passes out.
Both infantry and Monk execute jump spinning side kicks, knocking two warlocks down.
Atilla punches a Warlock.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN8ss6wgm1
Talk about she's a knock out.
The Warlock passes out.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbnSF1HpAC
(to Zarm)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffiOFfKOF9
Who are you, sir?
ZARM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91mWndyKcf
They call me Zarm. I'm the head of security.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1vrbfaNv4
Only one of you came to our rescue? Where's your troops?
ZARM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMr1DZDUPB
They only show up if need be.
Atilla sighs.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop approaches the gang.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyICWavY6xO
Guys, are you okay?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aDbIzlXiH
We're fine Wilbert. Thank you for your concern.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tRRasVr9h
Okay, this is the worse thing I ever had happen on my show! Warlock attacks!
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxGILGYu6x
Shhhh. Just be quiet, and get us on the ship.
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The cruise vessel flies towards a planet.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab5hnrEJnj
This is your captain speaking. Before we reach Earth 3, our first stop will be Babylon 4.
The captain laughs.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1g2ZmjFl7
I just made a funny statement. First I said 3, then I said 4. Ha HA Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
EXT. SKY - DAY
The ship enters the atmosphere and flies toward Babylon 4, which was a decayed space station that had crash landed years ago.
EXT. BABYLON 4 - DAY
Infantry, Monk, Simon, Sai, and Atilla walk together.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAnuEphx6x
You all know that they didn't find this crashed ship until late in the previous century.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqgXNMtvEB
Of course we know.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAAQGbtvAE
They couldn't find this place when it first got LOST IN SPACE.
Infantry sees ZOAT standing at what looks like a hot dog stand. Zoat is a blind black man who has a gray mustache, gray beard, and gray eyes.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsUwxuDBlK
Anybody hungry?
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJI6eFswtJ
Where will we eat?
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhRWBq3U5Y
There are plenty of places where we can chow down.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3jwcefHA9
What about there?
Infantry points to the stand where Zoat is.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WU6SADBJy
Guys wanna see what he's sailing?
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WrVQ2pOUu
Yeah, come on, I'm HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF like Duran Duran was 400 years ago.
Infantry gets a confused look on his face.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAJkvCyz09
What's a wolf?263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrK0Y3Idff
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rLpEVyg5M
And who the hell was Duran Duran?
The five of them approach Zoat.
ZOAT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZC0HopKvO
I've been expecting you guys. The ones who won this trip. Monk, Atilla, Simon, Infantry, and Sai.
They all get confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLOdiL3mzt
Who are you?
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q1T3nybsv
How come you know us?
ZOAT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDAwur6iEP
They blurted your name on the media.
Silence.
ZOAT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wE6Z8pIFs
I work for Mr. Wise. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVs1LUso6Zy
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29Fn1orz62
He's the reason you guys are being sent through outer space. Stay there, I have something I want the five of you to take with you.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9P6rcOeuI
Tell us who you are first.
ZOAT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMh8iXtzRZ
My name is Zoat.
Zoat picks up five diamond rings.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAGOdBhvr8
Wedding rings?
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K4pbV5HAv
I have a better silly guess. Five rings like the five kids in the 20th century cartoon that was called Captain Planet?
ZOAT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBo8BNlevR
(answering Sai and Atilla)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLm2I5fwuc
No silly, and no silly. These rings are to protect you from Grumpy and his Demonic Warlock army. . . Go ahead, put them on.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SspyBKQyG
Didn't we knock Grumpy and his Warlocks out at the space port back on Earth? They should have learned their lesson by now.
ZOAT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkt9AKtPQH
You can't defeat Demonic Warlock creatures permanently just by knocking them out. You have to kill them.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UmI7C5fmB
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOf9Wu5pln
Yes...263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztmQ26DzEa
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyMe5O7m3S
That's why your mission's not over yet.
They put on the rings.
Suddenly, lasers get fired from a sniper's rifle.
Zoat gets shot. The sniper turns out to be Grumpy, who jumps out of hiding with a group of Demonic Warlocks.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXyJHjQ7P9
This is as far as you guys go! You're not gonna get out of here alive! I'm going to kill you right here and you're all going to die!
Grumpy and the Demonic Warlocks open fire, and a force field appears around Simon, Atilla, Sai, Infantry, and Monk.
People run and panic.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EfaFn7pRJ
No Grumpy. . . You're the one who just made the endangered species list.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK4HG0Uwpp
(to his group of warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbSgPsms3U
GET THEM!
The Warlocks attempt to attack.
Infantry executes a jump spinning roundhouse kick, kicking a Demonic Warlock in the head. The Demonic Warlock flies back and collides with the other Demonic Warlocks. All fall down.
Atilla blocks the punches and kicks of one of the Demonic Warlocks, kicks him in the groin, then throws an uppercut to his face, knocking him out.
Simon hits one of the Warlocks with a flat television.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0JlHOVQl7
You're on TV!
Monk throws one of the Warlocks into Zoat's food stand.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIhBmWfXGV
Next time I'll use mustard!
Sai takes down Grumpy and three other Warlocks with his unique kung fu moves.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5b8Qp4OZW
You win, for now.
Grumpy and the Warlocks take off running.
EXT. A BEACH DAY
A plane flies over the water while a bunch of intelligent life forms relax on the beach.
EXT. SPACE PORT - CONTINUOUS
Plane lands at the space port.
INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS
People exit the plane into the terminal.
Three aliens with guitars play music and sing off beat.
THE ALIENS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5Z2VNICYc
Welcome to the most. . . Beautiful place.
Atilla, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon walk near them. Simon puts a quarter in the jar.
ONE OF THE ALIENS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0kVqHWSyD
Hey thanks.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrdD7acfdp
You're welcome, now shut up.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtA2KshdZR
Simon, that's mean!
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKi0rvundB
They're being meaner by singing the way they are.
Atilla gives Simon an obvious look.
Scone approaches them.
SCONE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2bd3rJKeI
Ohh Ohh guys.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73MjooikQl
Ohh Ohh what?
SCONE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsYhwTBB34
As soon as you guys check in, Wilbert and us wanna talk to you guys.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclpkyIfKYj
About.
SCONE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg6B10bhKW
About why he has you all here. Come see us when you check into your hotel rooms please.
As Scone walks away, the five look at each other funny.
INT. LOBBY AREA OF A HOTEL - DAY
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop speaks with Atilla, Infantry, Simon, Sai, and Monk.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXhWH8jH7U
Listen, we were told of your back ground and we don't have you guys here on vacation. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKCiPC8Cow
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiXs0Ouzg8
But you can still have a fun memorable time while you're here.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU33NgzBS9
What are you TALKING about, man?
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicXKsIZlEO
Zoat already told you some of what I'm telling you, about being chosen to fight and defeat Grumpy and his Warlock army.
Suddenly there's a beeping sound. Wilbert looks at his watch.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OaOgJUasQ
It's Mr. Wise. He'll be able to explain this mission better.
Wilber Wado presses a button on his watch, causing Mr. Wise to appear in the form of a hologram.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpoYKcTfxa
(to Wilbert Wado)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9U6Ncyfce
I see you have the group there on Earth 3. Good job.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fAE3CYfmn
Actually Mr. Wise, we just arrived here in Babylon 4 Country yesterday.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBwsR5z3ah
Are you Mr. Wise?
MR. WIZE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5LDrD69nF
I am him. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhioMe98ANF
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i6BkRqXaG
And I'm sure you've been told why you're here.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcSL1lekO7
To stop Grumpy and his Warlock army from terrorizing this generation, yes we heard. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHh25BlIl0
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWk3Q28E6c
What makes you think we can do that?
MR. WIZE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRq0LAEvud
Well number one, you haven't failed so far. And secondly, didn't the rings Zoat gave to you work against Grumpy's fire power?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GgmkvG0Qc
Yes. . . Grumpy AND some of his Warlock army, they DID try to attack us and failed because of our rings.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWldZipDGa
As long as you don't take those rings off before you kill all the warlocks, you'll be okay.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV09RQzEdr
These rings are beautiful. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKBQquU0ft
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPWLCUpVLT
I may not take mine off even after we kill Grumpy and his so called Warlock army.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqoLGa06pn
That would be up to you. . . Now go with God.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBBxzRd1D9
Yes Mr. Wise, God is with us.
Mr. Wise's holographic image vanishes.
EXT. A RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Three full moons are visible.
Santa claus and his rain dears fly by the moon.
ET riding on the handle bars of a bike fly across the moon in the opposite direction.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 take pictures with children.
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry sit at a table.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD7obYtWyC
Okay, I'm still a little confused about this mission.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY75h7n81r
We have to stop the Warlocks. You saw what they did on Earth back in the year 2071, Earth time.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuX1erwbF8
Actually I didn't see. I wasn't born yet.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UESdNdSms
He means from your studies.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWlG8OEv6T
There's only one problem. I don't think we should go into battle with lost souls. If we're gonna risk our lives, we must be prepared to die.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEzAj39hfR
(to Sai)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ojr2nvd78
Are you about to preach a sermon?
Suddenly, a green colored waitress shows up with a huge dish that's covered in a large silver top.
THE WAITRESS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvekQ6T8rCz
A few minutes just like we promised.
She removes the top from the dish. There's a fire.
A fireman rushes over to the table and throws water onto the dish.
FIRE MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsQv2x5VG8
You're plates on fire will you pay attention?
THE WAITRESS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvdehanCxq
Thanks fire man, the food was still cooking.
FIRE MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEKpIJri6n
Oh, my good. No, I mean my BAD.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JRIokvMuS
(meaning the fireman's statement)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y2sxXS1Iz
Nobody says that anymore.
Both the waitress and the fire man leave.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0jeVkNmcU
But anyway, it's important that you know you'll be safe 500 years from now.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLAm4BXYuX
What does that have to do with this battle with Grumpy and his Warlock army?
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow0V9uQuJP
Yeah, exactly.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLgaSK5mC1
Death is only peaceful if you accept Jesus into your life before you die. I learned that from one of Mr. Wise's sermons.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lL8apJVAK
Why hasn't Mr. Wise told us this himself if it's so important?
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjLsbHxTWn
He HAS already told you, if you have been watching his sermons on Network Nebula, channel 2,500.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1nIxNoCp3
So what? You wanna pray with us to accept Jesus?
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZmKKYfk01
If it's gonna keep us out of hell, I say let's do it.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8MMLPXQc0
Okay let's all join hands.
They all join hands.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFalwVbU3f
I want you guys to say this prayer to Jesus with all of your heart, say dear Lord Jesus.
THE WHOLE GROUP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSLHtbqCzh
Dear Lord Jesus.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJtVKLYsi0
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE WHOLE GROUP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgsaKnBKQu
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWmewLPvap
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE WHOLE GROUP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwkgDuLA2M
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG06lE0ix4
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
THE WHOLE GROUP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OkWVoXOWT
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
The entire group let go of each other's hands.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf9vdkALX0
I was told there was a sixth party who's supposed to be with us to fight this demonic Warlock Army. And we're supposed to meet her at some kind of Gym?
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFCHtexjWZ
Her name is Fanny. We'll meet her at some kind of gym tomorrow.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwILuDoEIn
Some kind of gym? What kind of gym IS it?
SIMON, MONK, SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfUxEaR6NQ
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHDJLBdqaI
Some kind of gym.
EXT. STREETS - DAY
A sign that reads, "Some Kind of Gym," is on a building.
INT. A GYM - MOMENTS LATER
Infantry, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Atilla enter.
They spot a woman named FANNY, who's a black woman in her forties, sparring with a Thai boxer, who is a Thai man in his late thirties.
Fanny ducks to dodge a hook shot. Fanny then throws a multiple of punches and a kick.
A huge man with pearly white skin, buy the name of AXEL, laughs while smoking a cigar.
Fanny does a spinning heel kick, knocking the guy down.
Simon approaches Axel.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtRRzKFhxk
Hey what's up. We're looking for Fanny. She won an all paid expense trip to Earth 3 with us.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uUSExgiR2
Hey.
Simon turns to see FANNY, tall black woman in her late (30's).
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42kTFVDOnJ
You're wasting your time and your breath. He's not multi lingual.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3tNevARF3
What's your problem woman? I wasn't asking you.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBTBK0o2Mo
You're looking for Fanny, I'm her. And you guys must be Atilla, Sai, Monk, Infantry, and Simon.
JACKI GLEESON, who's a black man with white hair, even his eyebrows are white, approaches while banging his gloves together.
Fanny steps out of the ring.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOuoz9Fz41
This is Jacki Gleeson.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2VRTqt2yX
Wasn't that a television show back in the day.
Jacki growls.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5tdiv62tp
He hates being compared to the 20th century TV character, AND he busted his punching bag this morning. Must be looking for something to stuff it with.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32rHOjpIbL
Tell him to try his mama.
Jacki throws a hook shot to Simon Phonix, hitting him.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteVTCVV8VI
(meaning Jacki)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiXHgse7jq
Did anyone EVER teach this fool the difference between hospital, and hospitality?
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl7Fnh2bLw
Yeah, you get what you can afford.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tlldgxU7W
Well let's see what HE can afford. I'm gonna knock the BLACK and the WHITE off of him. The BLACK off his skin, and the WHITE off his hair.
Axel laughs while smoking a cigar, getting Simon's attention.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hnSGsB0zw
(meaning Axel)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWpK7kXqTr
Not multi Lingual, huh?
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhaJfTCRfY
(meaning Axel)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dTytjHHaC
That's Axel. He laughs at what he wants to laugh at.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWDFygZSeW
Well I'm JUST about to give him something to laugh about.
Axel laughs.
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cJYMaUBMR
You just did.
MOMENTS LATER
Both Jacki and Simon are in their fighting stances. Jacki swings at the air. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakmQpgDJ63
(to Jacki)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA7YqU7deV
You MISSED!
Jacki swings at the air again. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
Axel stands up angrily and flips over the table. Everyone jumps in fright.
AXEL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf24SkaIBU8
Come on! What is this!?!
Simon looks to Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgmjqUbZWe
I thought he couldn't speak English!
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
Jacki hits Simon, knocking him down.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdRKFFe0wF
Simon, pay attention.
JACKI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaqCwpdydu
Did I do that?
Everyone nods their head.
Simon gets up.
Jacki attempts a rainbow kick to Simon's head. Simon ducks and hits Jacki with an elbow uppercut.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyz54XnIt9
Yes.
Jacki, who is all sweaty and dizzy, with little birds flying around his head, falls to the ground.
As Simon walks towards the exit of the ring, Jacki, while on the ground, reaches towards Simon's leg and falls back to the ground.
AXEL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa02kRDzUZZ
So much for Jacki.
Fanny is now beating on African drums as Jacki gets up. Fanny signals for Jacki to come to her.
Simon gets out of the ring.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKHivVRnEf
What happened Simon? You were losing.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFzW23HsL6
Well I won.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDddDvjsegt
Barely.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmaHdd75Di
And it wasn't luck.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnQpSwQq1p
Sure it wasn't. There's no such thing is luck, only faith and blessings.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nbCsI8uIF
(to Monk)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6fPORt9Mc
You learned that pretty quick.
Infantry grabs a dry towel.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63YetVIR3T
Dry yourself off, Simon.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop show up.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNe3jWZGTd
What did we miss?
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx6IexsTuR
A boxing match between Jacki Gleeson and Simon.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec44AkmHLt
Did someone's ear get bitten? Again?
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPMhbUrOSD
You think you're funny, do you?
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNaUTHoyrx
Well I am a clown.
Simon shakes his head.
Wilbert see's Jacki get up and leave Fanny sitting alone.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIrlXbh7YP
Excuse me. Watch this...
Wilbert Wado walks over to Fanny and sits next to her.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn9ei5RdVJ
Hi.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D7rsuKuEe
Fanny, if a human accepts Jesus and dies, he goes to heaven, he expects wings and becomes an angel. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGNB4oHGZE
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgYVjzYpkP
If a vampire accepts Jesus and dies where does he go?
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdg7KWZwBI
Heaven.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrbftwePFL
What does he expect to receive?
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oiKQXZqn0
Wings.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAS5PmY9KC
What will he become?
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y82TjOEYj
An angel.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwALkdEqew
Nope, he'll become a bat. Do you get it? Vampire, bat.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkukKp9EtS
THAT, is the STUPIDEST joke I ever heard.
Fanny gets up and laughs.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf9uHSUlUa
(to Simon)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvMTSKA4nj
See, she laughed.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIn6HL8lIu
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGAmLJAnkO
I mean, note that people do not actually become angels when they enter into Heaven.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxYhpR7EbJ
Thank you Wilbert Wado.
Suddenly, they all turned to look at a floating holographic screen which showed a guy holding a bag pop corn while singing to the tune of the Kalog's Nut'N Honey Crunch song commercial.
GUY ON COMMERCIAL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPYejPvo0H
(singing)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WpnYW9jnk
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqG7YgrSbY
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiICb92G5VY
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIMpzIdPH6
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8ieiLuRpF
You still taste the butter, you still taste the salt... 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuBlD7NSj6
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiP1CAUxsG
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago...
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XNFVVsCtw
Why are we watching a commercial?
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2L3pUPhq7
Uh, excuse me.
They all turn to see Carl.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSyn5zVojZ
I'm Carl from Star Ship Troopers. The screen is about to show the news about a meteor shot at Earth by the the Demonic Warlocks. Just watch.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OxvRJ5U7G
What do you know? You're just a Federal Service Colonel from the 23rd century.
Carl shrugs his shoulders.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEmlmI5Hem
All is well... 23rd century guys. Just like the last song played at my high school dance in the Starship Troopers Movie. Class of 2246.
They all look at Carl funny.
Carl points to the holographic screen.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuXjIRlvFq
Okay, now everybody watch.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQSbDUMliw
The Warlocks sent a meteor our way. But this time we're ready...
A space station that's in the shape of a ring around the moon, aims it's gun at the meteor.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBFu0hpo06
Our planetary defenses are better than ever. Something the Warlocks only WISH they could penetrate.
The space station gun opens fire at the meteor.
The meteor explodes, with pieces of the Meteor going in all directions. Some pieces of the Meteor hit the space station, destroying it.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XDrUAcxbE
Auh oh!
Everyone gasps.
INT. SPACE PORT ON MOON - CONTINUOUS
A little boy looks at the top view window of the space port.
THE LITTLE BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSk3Qii3B2
Mommy look it! The space station is falling on us.
THE MOTHER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoRO0viMik
Yes son... A lot of things fall from the sky when they're shot in space by Warlocks.
A MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT6NabLWxD
Cute boy... And he knows we're about to die on account of a Warlock attack.
The Easter Bunny shows up with a basket full of eggs.
THE EASTER BUNNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArEa2HTyFP
Excuse me. Did somebody say dye? I have a bunch of eggs here that I'm sure the kid wants to dye.
A fat woman in a dress approaches them.
FAT WOMAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYzrHULDBB
You know how long I'm going to be on the moon?.. Two weeks.
Rictor from the movie Total Recall and the Mars Military spots the fat Lady.
RICTOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5fKBH4aGr
That Fat Lady is Quad! Dougles Quad! Shoot him! He slept with my woman on Earth!
Everybody gasps in shock because of what Rictor said
Suddenly the pieces of the space station crashes through the window and hit the floor.
People panic while jumping and moving out of the way.
RICTOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvpb5rirU8
I'm gonna shoot! Dang it I'm gonna SHOOT!
Rictor opens fire.
A black man with an afro who looks like he's from a 1970's movie comes out of the crowd.
THE BLACK MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpYmjAlRHj
Ouch! You shot me, Rictor! Ouch!
The guy falls dead.
FAT WOMAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFremAtcVk
Wait a minute.... Isn't the vacuum on the moon supposed to suck us the heck out of here?
Suddenly everyone gets sucked out of the space port by the vacuum.
INT. GYM - CONTINUOUS
It's obvious that the party sent by Mr. Wise saw everything on the screen.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZxykXOzl1
The planetary defenses saved Earth.
Everyone cheers.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x9WlbuVWp
Would you guys like to know more?
Everyone looks at Carl funny.
Suddenly an alarm sounds.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemZRxuYFrM
Shoots! The Warlocks found us!
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNT9oyLdza
Let's get out of here!
As Sai, Atilla, Monk, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, take off running towards the exit.
A few seconds later, Warlocks came bursting through the same door Sai, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon just exited.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUfswn6Dfe
Wait a FREAKING minute! We just saw them exit out of here!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZAdhHKu8Z
On no they're getting away!
The Warlocks turn around and run out the door they came in.
INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Simon, Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Atilla run through a hall and run through a giant glass X-ray, like the one in the movie Total Recall.
The giant X-ray beeps, showing the guns they are carrying.
The six stop running.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOS5zEDeWX
Stop them! They have guns!
Some of the security people run up to them.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83Rd9z3p55
Guys, when you get out of here, catch a Johny Cab. Don't stop at the hotel where the guy with the briefcase is supposed to call you! He couldn't make it because he had some errands to run! Quick, get out of here!
The party of six start back running.
As the security people head back to their seats, the Warlocks show up.
The X-Ray beeps showing guns carried by Grumpy and the Warlocks. The same security people approach Grumpy and the Warlocks.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlftChoIFZ
Sorry, they got away in a Jonny Cab.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H3bRGHn6t
They got away! Again!
Grumpy takes his gun out of his pocket and throws it at the X-ray glass.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The X-ray glass shatters as the gun flies through it.
BACK TO SCENE:
Grumpy and the Warlocks angrily walk the same direction the party of six they're chasing took off in.
A bellboy from the movie THE TITANIC, angrily follows behind Grumpy and the Warlocks.
THE BELLBOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZIP4C1p4f
Hey! Hey! Hey! What do you guys think you're doing!?! You're gonna pay for that you know! That's Earth like planetary property!
At the same time, Grumpy and the Warlocks turn around and face the bellboy.
ALL OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxhopKqKqr
SHUT UP!
EXT. A TOWN - NIGHT
Atilla, Infantry, Monk, Fanny, Sai, and Simon run out into the open.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13Af0OKiMa
Okay, he told us to take a Jonny Cab.
They turn to see a Jonny Cab just like the one in the movie Total Recall.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RwUbaN7z3
Oh good. Thank God.
Before they could take off running, the Warlocks show up.
As soon as the party of six see the Warlocks, they run for the Jonny Cab.
The Warlocks see them.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqJAEhnTef
(to the Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXoaACEAO8
AFTER THEM!!!
INT. THE CAB
Sai, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Monk, and Infantry get into the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU0lsTjVaD
You're in a Jonny Cab. Where can I take you tonight.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iRklwjzjE
To the old cement factory! Like the one in the Total Recall Movie!
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItQOiZOA3g
The old cement factory? Are you sure that's a good idea?
The Jonny Cab robot sees the Warlocks coming.
JONNY CAB ROBOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBXTAdwKfZ
Sorry, no time to debate, I gotta get you guys outta here!
EXT. TOWN - CONTINUOUS.
As the Jonny Cab takes off, the Warlocks start shooting at it. As the windows shatter, the Jonny Cab spins around so fast, it actually causes a tornado to appear.
People are watching in amazement.
Suddenly, sharks start flying out of the tornado like in the movie Sharknado. Everyone starts panicking and running.
Some of the sharks land on people and eat people.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡursQAxcDO1
Oh no! It's a Sharknado!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQGOsklxLu
HEY! All you sharks that are jumping out of the tornado! GET OUT OF HERE!
A shark lands on that particular Warlock mouth first and eats it.
Sharks start landing on the other Warlocks mouth first, eating them also.
Suddenly, a truck full of chain saws pull up.
People grab the chain saws and began throwing them at the sharks, cutting them in half.
A white man stands juggling chain saws. A black man stands in front of him.
BLACK MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgOtU7ANzC
Give me one! Give me one.
THE WHITE MAN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13E2RxLZij
Here! A shark is coming!
The white man throws the black man a chain saw.
The black man saws a shark in half that flies his way.
Wilbert Wado shows up and picks up a saw.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWPM7xrHTA
The blind man got his hammer, and saw!
Suddenly it gets quiet.
Wilbert Wado catches everyone looking at him funny, obviously because of the joke he made.
A shark hits the ground.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVg2x2Qt1A
Do you get it? The blind man got his hammer, and SAW.
Everyone starts laughing.
A blind man who's walking with a seeing eye dog is passing by.
BLIND GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmimkT3Smxh
The sharks that ate the Warlocks is one shark we're not gonna saw. Do you get it? I'm blind? Saw.
Wilbert runs up to the blind guy.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1flw3y9do1
Hey wait wait wait, hold it.
BLIND GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JMuxPHIkm
What's the problem?
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh0GwC25sb
We live in the 24th century. They invented cell reconstruction to make damaged eyes work again... Which means you're a fraud.
BLIND GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJXH0Wj3Rm
OHHH NOOOO!
Wilbert turns to look at a group of children.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzEuDyjDp2
Hey children. What do we do to a fraud who pretends to be blind?
THE CHILDREN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFaEOQYBrA
WE TICKLE THEM!
The children run up to the blind guy and tickle him.
The blind guy laughs.
BLIND GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqj83QxsJLe
(laughing)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7bw3r2GI4
And you know, pretending to be disabled is really not a laughing matter.
The blind guy continues to laugh while getting tickled by the children.
The dog barks.
Wilbert runs to the dog.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThh5QGSAMx
Hey dog, don't get mad. See my crew over there, they brought you kibbles and bits.
The dog looks and sees Wilber's gang pouring kibbles and bits into a dog bowl.
The dog barks one time and runs over to the bowl and starts eating.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQMRq3PJft
Look at the way he chows down.
LITTLE BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ny3Ia61j7
(to the dog)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu5fv2htPy
Lassie!!!
The gang turns to see a little boy about seven years of age wearing overalls.
LITTLE BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTxhwZDo9u
(to the dog)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNQcTWvjPG
Lassie!!!
The dog barks and runs over to the boy. The boy hugs and pets the dog.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9d3epvGqo
My God. How many masters does this dog have?
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvhKDci0Oc
OH NO!!
A man with a huge sign on him that reads: REPENT, and is holding a huge bible, stands not too far away.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdew1GEt1Tm
NO! NO. This bible says you can't serve two masters! You will love one and hate the other. God is a jealous God!!!
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Tk8SPqAYe
It's okay sir, the dog is an animal. Animals don't sin like we intelligent life forms in this universe do. Only living things in this universe with actual souls have to accept Jesus to go to heaven.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklvHLerF4L
Oh boy. Don't I feel like the T-Rex's tail.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRDak4w2M8
ENOUGH!!!!! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyXmRUJRh8
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtWEoQhO1p
ALL THIS GOING ON HERE IS JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS! ME AND MY WARLOCK TEAM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHASING THOSE SIX PEOPLE WHO WON THE WILBERT WADO GOOF TROOP 2400 CONTEST!!!
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAJlpvnt7y
Grumpy.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YxpSKnP4W
WHAT!?!
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY4fRX0JEp
Chasing the people? What people? Can you be more pacific?
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXETWAIO0w
Simon Phonix! Fanny, Attilla! Monk! Sai! Infantry! THE ONES WHO WON THE FREAKING CONTEST!!!
The Marine Corps drill sergeant from the movie JAR HEADS approach Grumpy.
THE DRILL SERGEANT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqeu8RUdtJ
HEY YOU STUPID WARLOCK PUKE!!! I'M A DRILL INSTRUCTOR!!! IT'S MY JOB TO YELL!!!
The Warlock shoots the drill instructor.
The Warlock turns to see a heavy set young guy aiming his rifle at him. He looks as crazy and brainwashed as Private Pile in Full Metal Jacket.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqGsUwGsAs
What are you doing you stupid Warlock!?! I'm Private Pile!?! I'm the brainwashed crazed Marine!?! I was gonna shoot the drill instructor! But since you did it, and you're the main bad guy in this movie, I'm gonna shoot you instead! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbCwWOhuNp
(yelling at the top of his lungs)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjIXBXxCRk
THIS IS MY RIFLE!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! FULL METAL JACKET!!!!
The young guy with the gun pulls the trigger, only to find out that the gun is empty.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B8AJyRA3S
Auh oh.
The young guy from Terminator Salvation who was a human robot snatches the gun from Private Pile.
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG9w0rNUlu
If you aim a gun at someone, you better be ready to pull the trigger!!
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1WfGiFB9t
I did pull the trigger you idiot! The rifle wasn't loaded STUPID! You're so stupid, you locked yourself inside of your car and called the lock smith!
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G6RTZdnmo
Oh yeah! You're so stupid, you jumped up in the air and got lost, and you had to stop for directions to get back down!
Grumpy looks at Wilbert Wado.
Wilbert Wado shrugs his shoulders and walks off.
Grumpy presses a button on his watch and holds it up to his mouth.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR08K4iX5Kk
Yeah. This is Grumpy, the lead Warlock. I lost the people who are trying to stop us, and I need another Warlock crew.
A guy in a Mc Donalds uniform approaches Grumpy.
THE GUY IN THE MC DONALDS UNIFORM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioKsFbHt3e
Would you like fries with that?
Grumpy shoots the guy in the Mc. Donalds uniform.
A young woman in a Mc. ~Donalds manager uniform shows up.
MC. DONALDS MANAGER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HqxoQB9up
Just for that, you can't have catch up with your fries!
Grumpy shoots the manager.
Grumpy then gestures angrily.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVQ0pRQ2kL
IDIOTS!!!!
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - MOMENTS LATER.
The Jonny Cab drives and parks ten feet in front of a wall. Fanny, Atilla, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Infantry get out of the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyv2EXzpTd
The fair will be eighteen credits please.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPDMKnaIVR
Sue us, air head.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBwi2Q6IRo
Yeah, take us to Judge Judy!
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt1bsag7Jl
Or Judge Joe Brown!
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VNQrWHi6V
Or Judge Mathas!
JONNY CAB ROBOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU5NeqC6qZ
Those famous judges died back in the 21st Century you stupid idiots!
The Jonny Cab screams and drives towards them, attempting to run them over. The party of six turn and see the Jonny Cab car coming.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKwPqufGW9
(to the Jonny Cab Robot)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqgsdphOcR
Just because you called us idiots! We're gonna move out of your way, cause you to run into the wall, and you're gonna blow up.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx9Vd5DrdT
Yeah, guys. Let's all move out of the way!
They all move out of the way, causing the Cab to run into the wall and explode.
JONNY CAB ROBOT263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD8XLjxgUS
Hope you enjoyed the ride, ha ha!
The cab explodes some more.
Burning pieces of the cab falls to the ground. An autographed picture of the Mortal Kombat character Jonny Cage, falls next to the fire just like in the first Mortal Kombat movie; the scene when Scorpion exploded.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK9Ic6YZ24
Jonny Cage from Mortal Kombat? What do you think you're doing? Dropping your autographed picture in front of a burning cab like that.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16C39QguCP
Yeah. Who do you think just died? Scorpion?
JONNY CAGE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXz0NZqo5p
Doesn't matter. You guys just won with friendship.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMu3qVQxOX
Actually, Jonny Cage, we're glad you're here. We're being pursued by some evil Warlocks. Maybe you can do the splits and hit them in the nutts.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJTE8hOHW4
Listen guys, we have to go up to one of the floors and view what the message in the brief case from Howser Brubaker has to tell us.
Everyone looks at Atilla with confusion.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3aNZGXUnL
Howser who?
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGShxczp2UI
Atilla. Wrong movie.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOmSH4sF3m
I mean, Mr. Wise.
JONNY CAGE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQDh22CHRe
Okay guys. If you catch one of those Warlocks by the end of this movie, you can throw him into the Mortal Kombat video game. All of us Mortal Kombat Characters will give him a beating.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNWyf3nBDe
Aright guys, we're wasting time talking. We better go up stairs and listen to this message before those Warlocks show up and shoot at us instead of a bunch of rats eating candy.
As Jonny Cage walks off, the party of six run up stairs.
INT. A MOVING CAR - MOMENTS LATER.
Three Warlocks are in the car. Grumpy drives.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYei1KuG9B9
Anyone find them?
One of the Warlocks look at his watch.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5NF6ZqRNZ
We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kk141jAiF
Hold on... Cement factory? Sidewalks haven't been made out of cement for centuries now.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NPtXiRGxb
That's why it's called the OLD cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD2FSigQIL
Hey guys... We're here.
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - NIGHT
Five cars pull up to the area near the blown up blazing Jonny Cab car.
All Warlocks get out.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd7A6AYWbl
Now listen all of you. If you all saw the first Total Recall movie that was released on Earth over 300 years ago, you know what happened at the cement factory. Don't shoot at just anything that moves and waist your amo. Now lets go!
INT. SECOND FLOOR OF CEMENT FACTORY - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon watch a holographic recording of Mr. Wise speaking.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP6467801m
Okay guys, here's the plan. Get yourselves to Earth 3. After you spend enough time there, lower the Warlocks to the prison island on planet... ummmm... Dune... I think. Now hurry up and vacate the area. Or the Warlocks will show up and shoot you. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbugDl2xfx
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte2AgfFO0Q
Yes, you have force fields now, but you won't get to Earth 3 in time if you waste time here being shot at by Grumpy and his demonic warlock army.
Carl from Star Ship Troopers show up on the screen next to Mr. Wise.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOLKsXH3kN
Would you guys like to know more?
Mr. Wise pushes Carl off screen.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLHtrQw2m4
Get outta here!
Biff shows up on the screen and pushes Mr. Wise off screen.
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvMAW62m6U
Kill those Warlocks guys! They're a bunch of butt heads!
Mr. Wise pushes Biff off screen.
Biff and Carl grab Mr. Wise by the collar.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl5cOqVSnr
(to Biff and Carl)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3qsX6GCuR
You guys are totally ruining my freaking important message!
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncehvLXOen
(Biff, Carl, and Mr. Wise)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpYxbHqqFk
Guys, guys! Stop!
Mr. Wise, Carl, and Biff stop wrestling.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe2HRRS4Vh
We know what we have to do, okay!
MR. WISE, CARL, AND BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9smx09fhr5
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMqRJSikdx
Then... JUST DO IT!
As the screen goes black, the Niky Shoe logo appears on the screen.
Suddenly, they all turn to see the gang of Warlocks coming from a distance.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iUpw9ZquQ
Okay, we're outta here.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa8qmSDrYg
Okay, let's grab everything except the holographic message monitor. And feed the candy to the rats.
Monk throws a piece of candy to the rats.
Infantry smashes the monitor, causing the holographic screen to muffle.
They all start to run when....
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb5Z0wmwyE
Guys hold it.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFBoBMFNdk
What, Infantry?
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03WivNM86t
Everybody knows that too much candy can give a person cavities, and we just gave some to the rats! They may get cavities now!
Atilla sighs in frustration, then pulls something out of her pocket, and throws it to the rats. It turns out to be Crest tooth paste.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7KEGiRB64
Crest!?! Atilla, why not Acafresh!?!
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB9VEXPUHz
Because! Acafresh came out four hundred years ago in the 20th century! So it's no longer fresh!
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyhpkTl4IN
Guys, can we please get outta here!?!
The party of six take off running.
A few seconds later, the Warlocks enter the scene and open fire. They cease fire.
One of the Warlocks views his tracking device, watching a beeping dot move. Suddenly, it stops.
The Warlock shines his flash light in that area.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDhoGIejkJ
There!
The Warlocks turns to see a police practice target.
A POLICE OFFICER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOYBnvOJvN
Hold up!
A policeman wearing goggles and earmuffs show up aiming his gun at the target.
THE POLICE OFFICER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4Zzv5aETV
This is MY target!
The police officer shoots the target three times.
The Warlock with the tracking device redirects his attention to the device and sees the dot move again. It comes to a stop again.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI281Yw0Z7T
There!
The Warlocks turn to see a child with a squirt gun.
Suddenly, a bunch of children with squirt guns show up.
ONE OF THE CHILDREN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bt6Up1ago
(to the child with the squirt gun)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qoqXAjB7T
Ahhh Haaa! We gotcha!
The children squirt water on the child with their soaking squirt guns.
THE CHILD BEING SQUIRTED263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUopZvcqwah
Uhh! You guys ain't playing FAIR!!
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The moving dot stops.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcALJLOyrsG
There!
The Warlocks turn to see one of the giant bugs from Star Ship Troopers.
Three Mobil Infantry troopers show up.
ONE OF THE MOBIL INFANTRY TROOPS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Xq8LaFU5
Kill'em! Kill'em all!!
The troops gun the bug down.
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The dot stops.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyql6JB35sN
There!
The Warlocks turn to see three young black women dressed as the bank robbers from the movie Set It Off.
ONE OF THE WOMEN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4afdSshTPq
Ya stay on the ground and count to one hundred!
A bank security guard shows up.
BANK SECURITY GUARD263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufWBPTYpGk
I don't think so.
The bank security guard shoots the three young black females.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMikGLIb3C6
OKAY HOLD ON HERE!!! I'M SEEING EVERY TARGET HERE EXCEPT THE SIX PEOPLE WE WANT!!! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89UMReSD4L
(shouting at the top of his lungs; sounding funny)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyxMR8EjvZ
THIS IS REAL STUPID!!!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpmdqfYPUN
But Grumpy. We didn't use up our amo. They did.
The Warlocks turn to see the group of people who showed up shooting.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡastNHYezIv
(to the group of people who shot at the targets)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQkJ2IV5mc
Thank you guys for helping me and my Warlock crew save our amo. But your assistance is no longer needed.
Grumpy and the Warlocks shoots the people.
The device still beeps.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTy23J0kRr
Give me that!
Grumpy takes the device from the other Warlock. Grumpy then shines his light in the area where the beeping sound is coming from. It's a rat.
One of the Warlocks scream.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL360HLYoZ
A rat!!!
The Warlock attempts to jump into Grumpy's arms. Both fall down.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCDX97ttnl
(to the scared warlock)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS7qH39vLN
What the hell are you doing!?! Get up and stop it!
They both get up.
They both turn to see a cat coming.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sDdSAVqJR
See, here comes a cat to eat the rat.
Suddenly, a dog barks. The cat takes off running into the dark while being chased by the dog.
After a few seconds, the dog scrams out of the dark running the opposite direction. A lion comes out of the dark and moves off screen.
Suddenly, the lion takes off running in the opposite direction. A group of African poachers with rifles walk on screen.
One of them points straight ahead off screen.
ONE OF THE POACHERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD2LtYAwmb
Oh no, it's Sheena!
The poachers take off running off screen in the opposite direction.
SHEENA, beautiful blond female, mid twenties, dressed like a jungle savage, walks on screen in front of the Warlocks while carrying a spear.
SHEENA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBia21glzs
(to the Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z1KlFU8WT
The things I have to do to stop these while animals from becoming extinct.
Sheena then shakes her head out of frustration and chases the poachers.
The Warlocks sigh, then turn to see the malfunctioning holographic screen of Mr. Wise, Carl from Star Ship Troopers, and Biff repeatedly saying...
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp6eJIBOjb
Get yourselves to Earth 3....
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzedlxIVhii
Would you like to know more?
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkTfGVxDJb
BUTT HEADS!!!
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3jTvX3Dj7
Get yourselves to Earth 3.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxKa4EMljw
Would you like to know more?
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAhx3OWure
BUTT HEADS!!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TROPICAL AREA WITH BUILDINGS - DAY - AREAL VIEW
A space cruise ship ambles onto the scene, then ambles towards the dock by the city.
INT. SHIP - CONTINUOUS
Sai, Monk, Atillia, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, along with Wilbert Wado and his group get ready to exit the ship with a bunch of other people.
As the door opens, natives greet them.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR5PYZ8F5H
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your welcome everybody.
Wilbert Wado and his group approaches a random person.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWwV6J53Gq
(to random person)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVUM3WhaWb
How does it feel living in one of the universe's paradise's?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the random person for him to speak.
RANDOM PERSON263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6i8YCMfzS
Oh, I don't live here. I stowed away on a space cruise ship to get here.
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to his mouth.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeess568MjU
Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, three police officers quickly approach the random person and grab him.
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Szv73b5Qg
You're under arrest for stowing away on a ship to come to Earth 3!
The cops subdue the random person to the ground and hand cuff him.
RANDOM PERSON263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4G6xMVCiQ
(to the cops)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9TgQhe4N8
I guess you're gonna charge me for robbing a multiple of banks and liquor stores in this town too!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLBNQfMKhE
Like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, an Asian guy dressed as a liquor store owner and a woman dressed up as a bank teller come to the scene.
ASIAN GUY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOOGK24ifd
That guy robbed my liquor store! And whenever he's in Los Angeles on planet Earth, he's being a minnis to South Central While Drinking His Juice in the Hood! Arrest that stupid punk!
BANK TELLER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLultiusnaz
He came into the bank I work at and robbed us too! Trying to Set It Off! But I couldn't identify him! He was wearing a ski mask!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzlPJrMt1o
(to the random guy.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCku3HxJQ3O
Okay, I guess we believe you then. Now we're gonna read you your rights.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNUf3TpIFA
(to the first police officer)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb9aacUbLQ
No wait, I have a better idea. Let's SING the KMX ten seventy radio station song to him, telling him all he needs to know.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof troop walk up to the random guy as the cops stand him up.
ONE OF THE COPS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCzsHaIxsY
Okay everybody, on the count of three. One, two, three.
EVERY POLICE OFFICER, THE BANK TELLER, THE STORE CLERK, AND WILBERT WADO AND THE GOOF TROOP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoGAia3vNm
(singing; sounding awful)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnc7T0dC0s2
All you need to knoooooowwww, KMX ten seventy news raaaadiiiiooooo!
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry look at the group of singing people funny. Fanny falls out laughing. The police then hall the suspect off.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LcYQzNG7o
(meaning the singers)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q4opN3Djx
I'll be happy to read them THEIR rights. They have a right to learn how to sing.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uz5j20Qre
Yeah, a right to get a life too.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoulL8F5YmO
Well, look on the bright side. They just gave us all a reason to laugh.
Wilbert Wado and his crew laugh.
Fanny laughs again.
As they look to see Simon, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai looking at them funny, Wilbert and his crew sighs in frustration.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5SMsdP5s0
Come on. Where's your sense of humor?
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1u7ZV7mjh
Whenever we witness something weird like we just witnessed, our sense of humor disappears.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tgeY2ZoLP
Without a trace.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyM42yO1xw
Okay guys, it's time for us to do that. That is, disappear without a trace, to our rooms.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2dLa7pk34
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmTqh0jxg9
As soon as our bell boy gets here.
INT. A ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Fanny and Atilla each sit in easy chairs chilling.
Atilla gets ready to speak, but then there's a knock at the door.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Gm4CLWO1
Our food is here. Good.
Fanny waves her hand, causing the door to slide open. The room service woman enters with a cart that contains a tray of food.
ROOM SERVICE LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil5dRd1OTp
I have an order for Atilla and Fanny, winners of the Wilbert Wado-
FANNY AND ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8mMnt78pB
That's us.
A holographic circle appears in front of the room service lady.
Both Fanny and Atilla press their fingers on the holographic circle at the same time.
After a beeping sound is heard, the Room Service Lady reads the holographic screen and becomes happy.
ROOM SERVICE LADY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn6bXWHLdP
Wow thank you that's a huge tip. WOOOOOO!
The Room Service Lady jumps up and hits her head on the ceiling, putting a hole in the ceiling.
Fanny laughs.
FANNY 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DLrkQZEx8
Atilla, didn't YOU do that when you found out you won a trip here?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvS9op3lkG
I don't wanna talk about that.
The Room Service Lady leaves. Door slides closed.
Fanny gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsavD0dbk8
Wanna get it or should-
Atilla walks towards the door before Fanny could finish her sentence.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8umsubY6W
...I?
Atilla opens the door. Two elderly black women stand at the door carrying books that read: AWAKE
EDERLY WOMAN #1263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMYRHiF3M5
Hi. Are you prepared for Jehovia's return? Cause if you ain't...
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxcAZ4Fjtf
I've accepted Jesus into my life when I was at Babylon 4, thank you.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fd2GPKeeR
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, then there's another knock on the door.
Atilla goes back and opens the door. A pizza delivery boy stands at the door.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjl9CAvW2V
Someone order pizza hot and fresh?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtscoxuHeb
No we did not you got the wrong room. Try the studio where they're shooting that limp bizket video titled shut the 'F' up. Their pizza delivery boy ate all of theirs.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewZ6RAZFNu
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvln27spvP
God if one more person knocks at this freaking door.
Atilla opens the door. It turns out to be two little girls sailing girl scout cookies. They get ready to say something simultaneously but...
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGLPSbdPoe
We don't want any.
Atilla closes the door.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29fDA4LPiU
Fanny, next time, YES, I want you to get the annoying door.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpuFEMrPja
It's not the door that's annoying. It's the solicitors who come knocking. Oh and by the way, the rap group Limp Bizkit, they died back in the 21st century.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs3GATD2aQ
That was my point exactly to the pizza delivery boy. Cause we didn't order any pizza.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
People play and relax on the shore.
A cruise ship rises out of the water and goes to dock.
EXT - PARKING LOT NEAR STORE - DAY
A sign by the entrance to the parking lot reads: Welcome to IKIKI BEACH... CAMERA pans lower to show the rest of the sign that reads: We got the name for this beach from the movie Spirit of 76....
EXT. PLAYGROUND AREA - DAY
Wilbert Wado stands with his group while interviewing a little boy and his two year older sister.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk4U89D3in
So what brings you here to this beach today?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the child's mouth. The child stands there looking surprised.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr60B4sv215
Don't be shy, talk to the audience.
THE LITTLE BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNYK1aONG5
Me and my sister are vacationing.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcUX2d0F5R
You and your older sister are vacationing. By yourselves?
The little boy and his sister laugh, along with the other children.
THE LITTLE BOY AND THE LITTLE GIRL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡambFIgpYKT
Nooooo.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pySTHWOJQ
Wait a minute, how silly of me. Of course you two aren't by yourselves, if you're with each other.
THE LITTLE GIRL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzaUigYP4P
Oh my God.
The boy, his sister, and the other children laugh.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
Two beautiful girls and one guy play catch with a football.
Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Simon sit on a really huge blanket speaking with Mr. Wise and Mss. Wise, who are on a holographic screen sitting on a couch.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecgfGwILAA
I just started receiving word that the Warlocks are on their way to your location. They're gonna try to ruin you guys' vacation like the Mangalors did Korban Dallas and LeeLue's vacation in the Fifth Element.
The four men receive confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYo4owLahs
Wait wait wait, how can someone vacation in an Element that's part of the periotic table?
Mr and Miss Wise get confused looks on their faces.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXVIZwpXp2
Wait, I think he means the movie that's over 300 years old TITLED the Fifth Element.
MISS WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2Rzk8PFZp
Yes, exactly that.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoMxDUGff0
Okay, what does this have to do with Warlocks coming here to the beach?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqXpTK9t7G
I told you, they're going to act like the Mangalors in the Fifth Element. They're gonna attempt to ruin the vacations of the people on that Earth 3 beach you guys are at.
MISS WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARJeLA9lAf
And we're telling you what to do.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKUGkC5J3Y
No you're not. You and your husband are talking about a 300 year old movie.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWmIdHeG9C
A movie that's starring Bruce Dallas.
MISS. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcbFD7l9EK
If you four would listen to us, we'll tell you what to do when the Warlocks arrive.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7T0YMASMS
And his name was Bruce WILLIS, not Dallas. I want you guys to perform the same acts that were performed in the one of the Resident Evil sequels, and the comedy movie titled American Pie.
Suddenly, Sai, Monk, Simon, and Infantry look into the sky to see a Warlock ship landing.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uN8MZ4bUF
That's the Warlocks now.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KCVNJhG9u
(to Mr. and Miss Wise)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6IaAlrzWq
Sorry ya, we gotta go. The four of us got a job you two told us to do to do.
Simon presses a button, causing the holographic image to vanish.
The four men stand to their feet.
EXT. THE AREA OF THE KIDS - SAME TIME
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400, are still entertaining the kids when suddenly, Atilla and Fanny run up to them.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6uorjP8x1
Wilbert, you guys gotta see this.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpTCLLME98
See what.
Fanny presses a button on her watch, causing a holographic image to appear, which showed the Warlocks getting off of their ship.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluXl7MrILY
Warlocks are here. We need the kids to panic while you and your goof troop 2400 team say something insulting and funny about them like Ruby Rod said something funny and insulting about the Mangalors in the Fifth Element.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9raZ76L3b
No problem.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcrqcMAiKa
(to the kids)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSe9A2fgnS
Okay kids, it's time for you to run around scared and panic. The Warlocks have arrived.
Suddenly the kids start panicking, running, and screaming.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURqpZMENTR
(to Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOxqbAhRZU
Okay guys, say your part.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUyf3hDqTw
Right!
WILBERT WADO AND HIS CREW263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8T5ZPC9r6
Oh our God! OH OUR GOD. We're being attacked. We know who they are and they're everywhere! They're Warlocks! And they're UGLY! They got big foreheads, big teeth, and stuff like that! And they STANK!!!
EXT. BEACH - DAY
The Warlocks stand face to face with Sai, Simon, Infantry, and Monk.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1WeI7FGbc
We're going to teach you guys a lesson. One you're going to remember and never forget.
Simon looks to see one of the two girls throwing the football to the guy, who's paying attention to the Warlocks.
Simon runs towards the two girls and guy playing catch. Before the football could hit the guy in the groin, Simon intercepts it, then throws the foot ball at one of the Warlocks, hitting him in the groin.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB6nrJOPjL
Thank you, sir. I thought that ball was about to hit ME in the groin.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSDjTwJdv1
Yeah, well good thing you thought wrong.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ2jxGWikl
Yeah, thank God.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWG9AZ0R6T
I got something for you Warlocks. Something that happened in a Bruce Lee movie centuries ago.
Monk draws out a pare of nunchucks, and hits one of the Warlocks in the head, causing him to hold his head, scream, then look at Monk with anger on his face.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QwTVM2l8K
How do you like that?
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPfdC7mPPf
I'm going to treat one of you like one of the bad guys in the first Rush Hour movie.
Sai draws a gun.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXza756zCS
(meaning the gun, to one of the Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EPHQKwU1u
See this?
Sai tosses the gun aside. As the Warlock goes to get the gun, Sai tries to get the gun, while at the same time, the Warlock and Sai are blocking each other's punches and kicks. Sai hits the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJUNGRh1Fg
Now I have an idea.
Infantry points to one of the Warlocks.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl81LG0GpkO
You, tell me that you hear that my Lieutenants a real nut buster like that young man in Star Ship Troopers!
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGREK0JvbS
With pleasure. I hear that your Lieutenants a REAL nut buster.
Infantry punches the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbvA6oighw
Nobody talks about the Lieutenant that way! He saved my life.
The two girls who were playing catch approach the area.
ONE OF THE GIRLS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT45eZBbFk
Me too.
THE OTHER GIRL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeQlfAekt0
Me too.
The Warlocks stand back up in anger.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXlfr6cJGM
Alright, EVERYBODY, CUT ALL THE BOLONEY! JUST CUT ALL THE BOLONEY!!! It's time for us to teach you guys that lesson!
The Warlocks pull out guns.
ATILLA AND FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDGF2iXYwi
Guys.
The Warlocks look to Fanny and Atilla.
ATILLA AND FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgBzlA60yQ
Bad idea.
An early 2000's police car drives and parallel parks in front of the Warlocks.
Atilla and Fanny draw guns and open fire at the police car.
The police car slides sideways, hits two of the Warlocks, then at the same time, from the fire power, the Warlocks and the police car lifts into the air.
THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxLuLBLzSE
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
The police car crash lands to the ground with the two Warlocks trapped underneath it.
Atilla fires at the Warlocks with two guns.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Fanny turns a back flip while firing at two Warlocks who charge for her.
As soon as Fanny lands back on her feet the two Warlocks fall dead....
BACK TO SCENE:
Atilla and Fanny stand back to back.
ATILLA AND FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam23nPYOhK
Resident Evil Retribution Style!
The remaining Warlocks draw their guns.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM54XkO4gB7
(to Atilla and Fanny)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLJwBIlNnW
You two women aren't getting away with this! There are smart bullets in our guns. And you two aren't getting out of this alive! We're going to kill you two right here.
The remaining Warlocks open fire.
CAMERA FOLLOWS THE BULLETS UNTIL the drill Sergeant from Jarheads gets in front of them and holds out his hand.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uoBJYE7x8
HALT!!!!
The bullets stop in mid air.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvfgNuSpcB
You stupid bullets are smart bullets! Now I order you to turn bout face, and kill the enemy!
The smart bullets turn around and head back for the remaining Warlocks.
THE REMAINING WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV4vF27gRk
OHHHHHH NOOOOO!
The bullets hit the remaining Warlocks, killing them, except for Grumpy. Grumpy presses a button on his watch to beam aboard an unseen space ship.
People on the beach clap and cheer. As the people on the beech come together in the crowd, they lift up Sai, Simon, Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, and the Drill Sergeant.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to a random waitor, who holds a tray containing a plate with cut boloney.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuicst3v7BN
It's a good thing I wore a bullet proof vest when Grumpy shot me. Now he got away again.
WAITOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mvIVDTHto
Uh excuse me. Did someone order cut boloney?
The crowd points to the dead Warlocks.
WAITOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqGnFHcYGE
Oh, they're dead. Leaves more for me.
The waitor walks away eating the boloney.
EXT. HOTEL RESORT - MOMENTS LATER
People walk about.
INT. HOTEL RESORT - CONTINUOUS
Infantry, Sai, Monk, Simon, Atilla, and Fanny enter the lobby area bragging in ad-libs via their battle with the Warlocks at the beach. Suddenly there's a beeping sound. They all check their watches.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn53SxqTTWd
I think that was my watch.
Another beeping sound.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoIDXDZqFO
I think it's all of our watches.
They look at their watches.
ALL SIX OF THEM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw9wxAku7a
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P0BPvizzQ
It's Mr. Wise.
A holographic screen appears showing Mr. Wise.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfjhmQ71iy
Hey Mr. Wise what's up?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RHcnvWpay
What's up is I heard you guys kicked some Warlock butt on the beach on Earth 3, good job.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLPC8PpSdc
Yeah you should've been there. We showed them.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqGxfS1ilY
Actually I saw the news on the media, It's kind'a like I was there. But anyway, Grumpy and his remaining Warlocks headed to a planet three hundred light years away from Earth 3. It's the planet with the huge waste land.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MY0MKi6sh
What's the name of this planet, Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6Xe4ZCXo5
I just told you, the planet with the huge waist land.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlpmFNLHyh
What kind of name for a planet is that?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Zx6PyiLq
I have no idea, I didn't name the planet. But that's where your final assignment to get rid of the remainder of these Warlocks will be. You must leave to go to the planet with the huge waste land in a few days.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt9N9tszkX
Okay aaannnd cut!
Everyone stops what they're doing.
Someone points off screen.
THE PERSON POINTING263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmSbLrP29J
What in the stupid dog on heck?
The producer looks to the direction where a newly wedded couple cuts a wedding cake together.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhigi5cyQ0C
(to the newly wedded couple)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DEiJzrnEr
What are you guys doing? What are you two doing HERE?
BRIDE 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaoPhQ2bUC
You just said cut.
GROOM 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiNMBNCxih
So we're CUTTING. Cutting our wedding cake.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM9etVOPvG
I wasn't talking to you two, I was talking to my crew.
GROOM AND BRIDE 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGPcqCI09z
OOOhhhhh.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcWOum0SMC
You two are supposed to be at my studio on Earth playing a newly wedded couple in my comedy movie. Now go buy a space plane ticket, fly to Earth, and get to work!
GROOM AND BRIDE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ftdglDPyO
Okay.
GROOM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJIugtD0lv
Okay.
BRIDE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe1oX8kZyt
Okay.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeeE15Fj3v
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmGtJbCkxM
Okay.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wEjr2NKPp
Go! While it's still the 24th century!
The Wedding couple grab their wedding cake and take off running, until they trip and fall, with the cake crumbling everywhere.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxdZT5Esys
Ahhhh maaaan!
GROOM263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFblS9qbzF
Now we CAN'T have our cake and eat it too.
The bride sighs in frustration.
The producer shakes his head.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyF1NR2AOM
(meaning the newly wedded couple)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRYUyAADPM
What a couple of newly wedded yo yo cases.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iT7B62k9Q
(to the crew)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRpf9zYATE
Okay, now we're gonna shoot the scene that takes place on the planet with the huge waist land.
EXT. WASTE LAND - AREAL VIEW - DAY
JUNKY
Superb: Planet with the huge waste land.... a few days later.
A space vessel ambles into the scene.
EXT. OUTDOOR SPACE PORT - DAY
BUSY/JUNKY
The space vessel lands.
Near a shuttle van, a guy dressed in a late 20th century police uniform, OFFICER SMITH, stands while holding a baton. With a black thuggish dressed person known as THE THUG.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLSyEkWqdT
Why ain't you holding up the sign for Sai, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, Artillary, and Simon Phonix to find us.
THE THUG263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX73wN1Ko1
Cause I don't know what they look like.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton, causing The Thug to hold up his hands.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoVkhMHrEX
What the heck kind of stupid reason to not hold the sign up is that! Hold up the freaking sign!
THE THUG263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34FAWRmWz4
(nervously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrSVZDlJvK
Okay Mr. Officer, please don't harass me. I'll hold up the stupid sign.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with the baton once more, causing The Thug to hold up his hands again.
THE THUG263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YwMFH35e9
What!?!
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirUDWl2zH1
STUPID SIGN! I said it was a FREAKING SIGN!
THE THUG263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2CtZqR00y
Okay then, FREAKING sign.
The Thug pulls a peace of paper out of his pocket, unfolds it, than holds it up.
Officer Smith threatens him with the baton again.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtmYk9uSq6
THAT'S TOO LITTLE!
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhFHKF7XPg
Excuse me.
They're attention goes to Simon, Monk, Sai, Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQwXOgObrU
You two must be officer Smith and The Thug.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzESf2Y4He1
Yes. That must have been a lucky guess.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HhBJ2eWSM
(meaning the thug)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjb0y6YqI9
This gang banging thug here made the sign too little.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaJjcTNbmu
No it wasn't a lucky guess, it was a dead give away. Guess how long the six of us have been standing here watching you two act a fool.
Officer Smith and The Thug think for a few seconds.
OFFICER SMITH AND THE THUG263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDugKEycIb0
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4IpLPdTtc
We give up. How long?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqWHbCqNPg
Long enough to know that we're at the right shuttle van.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lhooNA5XI
Then why are we standing here still quoting stupid 'on the nose' dialogue for this movie than? Let's go.
As the doors to the van open, everyone except The Thug and Officer Smith start towards the van.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton again, causing the thug to react in fright.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe4Zs0GbMr
GET IN THE RETARDED UGLY DEMENTED VAN!
The Thug jumps in fright while screaming like a girl, then quickly gets into the van.
EXT. SCORCHED DESERT ROAD - DAY
The van drives through the scorched desert. Two suns are visible in the sky.
EXT. WASTE LAND - CONTINUOUS.
The van drives into a city of ruins. Many poor people walk about.
Suddenly, the van pulls over and parallel parks.
Everyone gets out. The doors to the van close.
They all walk towards a gate. As the gate scans Officer Smith and The Thug, the gate opens, allowing everyone to enter.
As soon as they're all inside the gate and the gate begins to close, Atilla see's Ray, Charles, and Disco walking in the opposite way of her.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsMxPH6Wyn
Atilla.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25OvphrlnX
Disco. I thought you, Ray and Charles were in prison.
They shake their heads.
RAY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARWsMrKnnM
We repented and accepted Jesus into our lives at the end of our court hearing.
CHARLES263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCoYuSOMbQ
So they sentenced us to live here instead.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsawNCdHOz
Oh, it's good that you repented.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSRm6MExuc
If we all have one thing in common, it's that we all need God.
INT. AN OLD LARGE STADIUM - DAY
Disco, Ray, and Charles enter with Infantry, Atilla, Sai, Simon, Fanny, Officer Smith, and The Thug.
Stadium has a huge basket ball court in the center.
An old band called the Dixie Humming birds sing a gospel song called "Let's go out to the programs" while on stage.
Other people looked as if they were busy.
Disco walked through the stadium with his party while pointing to the surroundings.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPeFUzp43U
Everyone you see here is working on our plan to defeat the remaining of these Warlocks. And there's many more left than all of us put together can count.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZnk9qmM4X
Auh, Disco.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN32aNvm8I
Yeah Simon what's up?
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYO8hNWqJG
You say everyone in here's preparing for the battle against the Warlocks.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54YA1TS3pt
That's what I just said, you are correct.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfjbD9Nohs
Okay, how are the Dixie Humming Birds helping to prepare for some kind of battle? They're just singing on stage.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcJaRvEkmy
We often take breaks. Everyone's gotta rest every now and then.
DIXIE HUMMING BIRDS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucyzmR7qex
(singing)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QS2iLk9S4
Come out to the programs whenever they're in your town....
The song ends. Everyone drops what they're doing and applaud.
Suddenly, the BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA, who are being leg by security guards, are seen approaching with Mr. Wise.
Officer Smith points to them.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZEvC9iEuu
Those are the Blind Boys of Alabama. They traveled here from Earth. They're gonna sing next.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSCYHr4kIu
Hey Officer Smith, that you?
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IHW0j4H9O
Me and Mr. Wise's chosen crew.
The rest of Mr. Wise's chosen crew and the Blind Boys of Alabama greet each other in ad-libs.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyajx8LltSW
(to the Blind Boys of Alabama)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EKR3xSTlN
Aright ya, good luck singing on stage.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fdQQolO9B
We don't go by luck. We walk by faith and not by sight.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFknaxju0h
I see.
The Blind Boys of Alabama reply with a thanks in ad-libs.
As soon as the Blind Boys of Alabama were on stage, they began singing the song, MY MIND IS GONE.
Mr. Wise's chosen party look at each other funny while listening to the lyrics.
Infantry approaches Mr. Wise.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUYjRKrytH
ARE their minds' gone for real?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnTGNShvog
Please, don't make fun of the gospel singers.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDArKLEg4Qy
Na, I was joking... Not making fun of them.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiXptFpcHD
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc3hDCfqVl
Wait, you tell me not to make fun of them, why were YOU looking at them weird just now?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj55tpPkqMe
I had that look on my face because I never heard that kind of song before.
INT. A GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
A guy they call THE GAME BOY, light skinned black male, 5'8", plays one of the arcade games. There are many arcade games standing in this room as well.
Bartabe and his gang of criminals are playing the arcade games.
Mr. Wise enters the room with Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Sai, Disco, Ray, and Charles.
Bartabe and his gang cease from playing the arcade games as they turn to see the party who have just showed up.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedaJvQDJij
Bartabe?
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmamXr7yiu
Yes Mr. Wise. Me and my crew accepted Jesus right before we were sentenced just like Disco did.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMAPnKUuQf
Praise God then.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu4klzJLiU
God really DOES work miracles.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpvfnup5ZT
Right. You ain't seen a miracle yet. Wait until we have our huge meeting in the huge stadium with characters from other movies.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSIjtoVrAF
Bartabe, don't give the rest of this movie away.
BARTABE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiTjuD3fqH
Sorry.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0PnSpR2YD
Oh hey Mr. Wise. Glad you could make it with your crew.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb36tBscvi
(to the crew he entered with; meaning the game boy)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExykpVtmQX
Guys, I want you to meet, The Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRhVBmRALK
What's happening guys. As you can see for obvious reasons when you observe your surroundings in this room, they call me The Game Boy.
Simon nods his head.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xqcNDLqGb
Yes sir, we find that reason obvious.
INT. GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
The Game Boy shows the entire group the arcade game Mortal Kombat II. On the game, they see Shang T-sung picking Jonny Cage up and sucking his soul out.
THE MORTAL KOMBAT VIDEO GAME263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsqKf1EHCU
Shang T-sung wins... FATALITY.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddaD1VaEpi
Okay, now this finishing move you saw, this would probably be the best finishing move to happen to any Warlock IF we capture any and put into the game world of Mortal Kombat II.
JONNY CAGE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvt3GLRyDL
You just had to demonstrate Shang Sung doing that move on me.
The entire gang turns to see Jonny Cage.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczO62rl1uN
Jonny Cage. I didn't hear you walk in.
Jonny Cage nods his head.
JONNY CAGE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUiCGG1JLT
That's to show you how popular this game was nearly 400 years ago. It would have so much of your attention, that you don't pay attention to anything else going on around you.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30T3v0bbG8
Hey Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOGQ0wfOce
Yeah, Simon Phenix what is it?
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4kvPDGgWk
No, Simon PHONIX. Simon PHENIX is the character from Demolition Man.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmKkkP4PSA
Okay, okay, as they used to say in the old days, my bad.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo4JZ44whV
People still say that.
The Game Boy gestures out of slight frustration.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ug8UgpnRm
Um yes Simon, what is it you need?
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuACVFQskoR
Okay, the Mortal Kombat II video game with Shang Sung is a good way to take out a Warlock if we transport him into the game, by why not other violent video games? Like Double Dragon, Super Mario Brothers, Streets of Rage, Street Fighter? THOSE GAMES?
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqfztWYDqI
Streets of Rage, Double Dragon, and Street Fighter doesn't have deadly finishing moves, and number two, Super Mario Brothers isn't violent enough.
Suddenly, Mr. Wise's wrist watch beeps.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyTdbOYusi
Hang on everyone, someone's beeping me.
Mr. Wise views his watch.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQturXywThU
Oh good. The genius who's able to pull characters out of movies has just arrive.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRkdst50Yp
Wait, a genius who's able to pull characters out of movies?
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkcyRC43wY
Is that the reason Biff Tannan from Back to the Future showed up at Simon Phonix's attempt arrest calling everyone a butthead?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZcwTnfO8i
And the Judges from Judge Dredd too? AND Carl from Star Ship Troopers?
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1NEnoye8J
Is he planning to use certain movie characters to help us fight these Warlocks?
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1G0uZDk1d
(answering all questions)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf46FdkmYY
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
The group looks at Mr. Wise weird.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBryt88x6DE
Why are ya all looking at me like that? 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAWqkIXhb5
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpms94gOM3
This is no time for confusion. Those Warlocks are out there. To defeat them all, we need all the amazing help that seems impossible that we can get.
Silence for a few seconds. Then the group looks at each other.
Everyone looks as the door opens.
The person who just entered turns out to be Biff.
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMWBKiroFI
Okay! When do we get to take out these Warlock butt heads!?!
INT. A REALLY HUGE WEAR HOUSE - DAY
Micheal Myers from the Halloween movies practices fighting with his knife.
The huge alien from Independance Day 2 paces back and forth.
The Alien and the Predator prepare their weapons.
Camera pans to show the T-rex and Spinosaurus from Jurrasic park standing next to each other.
Three Mangalors from the Fifth Element speak amongst each other.
The bug from Starship Troopers that looks like a giant ant, moves about in a small spot while a mobile infantry troop stands holding his rifle.
Carl walks up to the trooper.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI5YEAGuo5
We killed some of the Warlocks already. Are you and the bug ready to kill more?
THE STARSHIP TROOPER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkmQw4mfaK
Sir yes we are sir!
Jason Voorhies, Jason X from the movie Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Pennywise, Chucky, and Leather face from Chainsaw Massecure speak to each other (mos).
The three Judges from Judge Dredd speak amongst each other.
The Wicket Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz flies around on her broom laughing.
Jabba the Hut, and the small creature that sticks with him from Star Wars speak (mos).
THE MOVIE BUFF, who's a guy with big eyes and marshmellow colored skin, stands with Simon Phonix, and Officer Smith.
Simon Phonix and Officer Smith observe all the movie characters, then look at the Movie Buff funny.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQMvnR2dAj
What's the matter guys. Just because I'm the movie buff you expected me to be buff?
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9qAHf7cDc
No, I'm worried about most of these movie characters you pulled out of movies. If they start fighting amongst each other, some of them are too great and extreme for me to try to place under arrest.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCEeIQAL7M
Auh non sense. They won't do any harm to you, anyone on our side, nor each other. We're all gathered here to fight one army. The evil demonic Warlocks.
The movie buff looks off screen.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvvlb9yvEi
Oh, here comes more characters. And some are TV sitcom characters too.
Officer Smith and Simon looks to see Steve Urkle from Family Matters, the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4, Screech from Saved By The Bell, and the Crack Head Grandmother from Don't Be A Menis to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood approaching.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yEsSOobpM
Steve Urkle and Screech?
Simon looks at The Movie Buff funny.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGC7fS3oR1
(meaning Steve Urkle and Screech)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3snEldLbYV
What are they supposed to do, annoy the Warlocks to death?
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi4CC7CBkj
Have you ever watched a single episode of Family Matters AND/OR Saved by the Bell? I think that's possible. And Screech from Saved By The Bell, I believe, knows Karate.
The group shows up.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4ieu87ln7
Okay guys.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhErfikfx5
(meaning the Rival Gang Members)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLAgwahV8H
As you know Officer Smith, Simon Phonix, these are the rival gang members from Scary Movie 4 who shot and killed each other instead of the aliens in the movie Scary Movie 4.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMGfOKmhBt
(to the gang members)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkqMtTB08p
Aright you gang members. I don't wanna see any of that crap about you guys killing each other here in this movie. If you all kill each other instead of the Warlocks, I'm placing you all under arrest.
The entire group laughs.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpzJisa39R
(to Officer Smith)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg87BbSN0Xa
Can't put dead people in Jail. I told you they won't do any harm to each other.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6URRTZiys
I knew that.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjbcDNGOSz
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvBzUnFIKU
I just wanted this movie to be extra funny.
Officer Smith laughs.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERnlltmNk5
There'll be a meeting in the stadium in forty five minutes. Forty five EARTH minutes.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to the door as it's heard opening. KAUN from Star Trek Into Darkness enters.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmANzRmkCmY
Hey everyone. I'm Kaun the invincible human being from Star Trek Into Darkness, I just got here. Hope I'm not late.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW9wS8kXiO
No, Kaun, you actually showed up at the right time. In about forty five EARTH minutes, we're all gonna meet in the stadium.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVd0QXz9sF
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQWRqd0txj
Well, forty three and a half minutes now.
INT. STADIUM - MOMENTS LATER
Everyone is gathered in the main part of the wear house. They're all watching a holographic image of Billy Grahm preaching about salvation.
Superb: 43 and a half minutes later....
Yes, even the two dinosaurs, the bugs from Starship Troopers, the Predator, the Alien, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face are listening.
Suddenly, the sermon comes to a conclusion. The holographic image of Billy Grahm vanishes.
Everyone's attention goes to Mr. Wise as he steps up on the stage.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKa9fVldIi
I'm glad I have everyone's attention. Soon.... And very soon.... We will be fighting the largest most extreme battle in the history of sci fi spoof movies.
People stand listening to Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHxVfmepxD
This will be a great time for those of you who haven't been saved, to become saved.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi8ED6F1jz
This means asking Jesus into your life if you haven't done that before.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, Freddy Krugaur, Leather face, Pennywise, and Chucky the doll stand together.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5szna9iyK
All you people, you know who you are. It never matters how bad or how scary of a movie character you are, you can never go too far for God to forgive you.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutctpAYrtM
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufuvbq05aT
Well unless you're a demonic being. But nobody here is a demonic being. Some of you may have been possessed by demonic influences, but you're still not a demonic being.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN0Iuj77J8
So those of you who have not been saved, please come down to the front of the stage, and I'll be happy to pray with you all to invite Jesus into your lives.
Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and the chucky doll make their way to the stage.
People clap and cheer.
The two elderly women with their awake booklets stand next to each other.
EDERLY WOMAN #1263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPh2gcl9Bq
(to Elderly woman #2)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qnyNH85Fk
You know, if we go continue to tell people about Jesus, we gotta be saved ourselves.
EDERLY WOMAN #2263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbjB7Tc7aP
Then we better go down there then.
The two elderly women walk down towards the stage.
THE GIRL'S SKOUT COOKIE SELLING GIRLS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EOTDH4NbX
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvhxRUoct4
I'm going too.
The girl walks towards the stage.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNEcs0NetA
I'm going down there too.
The pizza delivery boy walks towards the stage.
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgCa6E8enB
Yeah, I'm going to the stage to accept Jesus too. The Devil's a butthead!
Biff heads for the stage.
JASON263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡursk98nw4D
Mr. Wise, this is the only time I'm gonna speak in a movie. Of course you know that I'm Jason Voorhies from Friday the 13th. I need to accept Jesus into my life because I don't wanna do a remake of Jason Goes to Hell.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74ST0cggbx
That's a fairly good reason.
Jason X approaches as well.
JASON X263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV78g3aTS1l
Same goes for me....263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwStXQ6n0g
(meaning Jason)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYTY2rE0tY
For both of us actually. This is the only time I'M speaking too.
FREDDY KRUGUAR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgUNKOha60
I need to accept Jesus into my life, because as you can tell just by looking at me, I've already been burned up enough without going to hell. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
LEATHER FACE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D1dRLRCY5
I need to be saved. Because rubber doesn't hold up to good in fire.
CHUCKY THE DOLL263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWh1qktlPf
And neither does plastic, and that's what I'M made of.
PENNYWISE 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDFjty58va
Ha ha ha ha ha. Once I accept Jesus into my life, it will be the Devil and his demons who are afraid of me instead of children. Ha Ha ha ha ha.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQDzZlBNSS
This is the only time I'm speaking without using telepathy. I just want you to know that the devil and his demons had us kill many humans in Independence day one and two, and I wanna accept Jesus into my life because I've been dying for some pay back.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETWe6fT11S
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1ZJHFGwuD
Only ONE time will I fight on the same side as humans.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySmwpYHOy6
(to the huge alien from independence day 2)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3rcp0vSS7
All you're gonna need is this one time.
Mr. Wise sees the girl scout girl, the pizza delivery boy, Biff, the two elderly women, Sheena and the African Poachers, the Predator, the Alien, Urkle, the two rival gangs, Jaba the Hut, the Wicket Witch, Kaun, the Crack Head Grandma, The Mangalors, the Star Ship Trooper, and Screech approaching the stage.
Carl from Starship Troopers, Jonny Cage, The Thug, and Officer Smith are approaching the stage.
Mr. Wise steps off stage towards the entire large group of unsaved people.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhHqKDsN08
Okay, let's bow our heads.
The group bows their heads.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSSvvne7FQ
I want you all to say this prayer with all of your hearts. Say Dear Lord Jesus.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG5pjrtHkz
Dear Lord Jesus.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVdYCnkyMZ
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnChIQ6fDWq
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HxhFuCCbo
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRtbiXMYcG
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyQipAxwdS
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ862RA7eRQ3
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
MR. WISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzBQ3YJ85e
Amen.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIDbBUJQbs
Amen.
The people cheer like never before, gradually congratulating the Characters who have just got saved.
The Alien and the Predator shake hands and hug.
Jason and Freddy shake hands and hug.
FREDDY KRUGUAR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwtwmhoSPI
(to Jason)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwXOEcXcJK
My brother.
Suddenly, FOREST GUMP, who's old and has gray hair, wears glasses, dressed like a rocket scientist, and FOREST GUMP Jr, who's now a grown man with brunette hair, shows up with ANNIE from the movie SPEED.
The Movie Buff approaches them.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmFIUQoNEY
Oh good. Forest Gump, Forest Gump Jr., and Annie from the movie Speed; I'm glad you guys made it.
FOREST GUMP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOufnu9l2IH
I'm delighted that you are thrilled about me and my son's arrival. For I know that we are approximately 10.3 light years from Earth, plus a few miles and quite a few meters.
The Movie Buff has an extremely surprised look on his face.
FOREST GUMP JR.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSK1q9xMGv
Oh, my father's not stupid anymore. I mean of course you know the old saying, we learn as we get older.
FOREST GUMP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx6aRNlWc8
Yes. And with this high I.Q. I now possess, his deceased mother, who's name was Jenny, would be as proud of both of us like the gravitational pull of the black hole is so strong that even light can't escape.
ANNIE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAobQT6EZvU
And don't worry.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOyMheXMYq
(meaning Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufEIvOooGb
They prayed with me to accept Jesus while we were on our way here.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9SQQaL7iJ
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBJa5xz9MP
Because I'm the worst driver, and I figured I need to be saved if I'm gonna constantly get into too many automobile accidents.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxIE77yg0I
Good.
Infantry shows up.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCnWKO3KCO
(to the movie buff; extremely puzzled.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5Ui6ht437
Forest Gump? And Forest Gump Jr?263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNCsRBYT4I
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bOl58uxm4
And Annie from the movie Speed and Speed 2 cruise control?
ANNIE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgqE0l8jZG
I had to come. Being that I'm the most worst driver, I wanna be here to drive recklessly and run as MANY Warlocks down as I can.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ItYoxUkfh
OOOOkay.
Infantry looks to Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.
FOREST GUMP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhPd5oy70A
It shouldn't be difficult for me to fight these Warlocks we're currently at war with. I fought in Vietnaum. And that's all I have to say about that.
FOREST GUMP JR.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsmLIufzmf
I'm here because I wanna have my dad's back.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6uk5zFqaP
Good.
Suddenly, a bomb is heard dropping.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
An explosive makes a noise as it's falling to the ground. The explosive hits the ground and explodes.
Warlocks go flying everywhere.
Mr. Wise and Miss Wise shoots a few Warlocks.
Ray, Charles, and Disco shoot Warlocks with sling shots.
The Movie Buff throws baseballs at Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RJHeAMXLj
(to the warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6UOTay6vq
I got many baseballs. Here's one from the movie Little Big League.
The Movie Buff throws a baseball and hits a Warlock.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyQ07NZFWZ
Here's another baseball from the movie The Sand Lot.
The Movie Buff throws another baseball, hitting another Warlock in the groin.
The Movie Buff picks up a few more baseballs and throws them at a few more Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFXNlW4e0L
And here's a few more baseballs. From the movies Major League, Angels in the Outfield, and I got some bad news for you! THE BAD NEWS BEARS!263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbLQniq5B6
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PPEqMmmGX
I'm sure you all hate the baseball from ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD the most!
The Warlocks who have been hit with the baseballs are in a daze. The Warlocks then fall dead.
THE MOVIE BUFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0lKQlgk02
(to the Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZfx0ZqQxA
Strike 3! YOU'RE OUT!263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI1yjGiHQ8
(to the viewers in the movie theater audience)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5GHSHwVCj
If there's any other baseball movies I left out, I'm sorry. The writer of this script didn't see them all.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLEzLJJc88
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquyuxRuCaF
And sometimes there's just not enough baseballs.
Wilbert Wado and his crew throws cakes and pies at Warlocks.
A Warlock tank speeds towards Carl from Starship Troopers. A Warlock stands up out of the tank and fires at Carl.
Carl loads a nuke grenade launcher, aims the nuke grenade launcher at the Warlock tank, then opens fire.
Nuke grenade hits the Warlock tank. Warlock tank explodes.
Carl looks towards us.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwV9i8yWMy
(meaning the Warlocks in the blown up tank)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWxtDpUTl3
THEY won't be knowing any MORE.
Mangalores open fire on the Warlocks.
Spinosaurus and T-Rex Eat as many Warlocks as they can while wearing giant bibs big enough to fit them.
Infantry jumps into the air and kicks two of the Warlocks with a split kick.
Atilla kicks a Warlock in the head with an inside crescent kick. Another Warlock tries to hit her. Atilla catches that Warlock's punch, spins, and flips him.
Fanny jumps up and grabs a bar, then lifts herself up and kicks a Warlock with both her feet.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look to see Grumpy and a few other Warlocks retreating towards a space craft.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8zHxwLg6G
They're escaping.
The Warlocks enter into the space craft. The doors to the space craft close. The space craft takes off into the air.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObvgngTHLV
They're headed for their mother space vessel in space.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHalpOhdL9
Not if I can help it.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look up to see Kaun in a space craft flying towards them. The space craft stops in mid air near them.
Suddenly, just like in independence day, a huge shadow of a space ship covers everyone.
INT. KAUN'S SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun looks up through the sunroof window of his space craft.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcwY4IEXtx
The Warlocks stole one of the space ships from independence day. They're gonna fire their primary weapon.
Suddenly, Kaun's intercom activates.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmjOzwujdV
Hey Kaun, it's me, the huge alien from independence day 2. I'll take care of the warlocks in the space ship who are about to fire their primary weapon.
Kaun see's a space craft flying upwards towards the huge space craft.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF1mT8Msg0
Aright way to go Huge Alien from independence day 2.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0gXHKS3xg
(meaning the warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jLDX3nugz
Take those Devil helping idiots down!
INT. SPACE CRAFT WITH HUGE ALIEN - CONTINUOUS
The Huge Alien from Independence Day 2 is in the pilot's seat.
Through the front view screen of the space craft, the primary weapon of the huge ship is seen preparing to fire.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMs8vztgJ9
Just like David and Captain Hillard said in the movie Independence Day, CHECKMATE! NOTHING BUT HATE FOR YOU. GOOD NIGHT! GOOD BYE! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vm6zY5NZl
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4lgksd6le
Hey you Warlock Buttholes! Remember me from when you, the Devil, and your satanic influences made me and my race of species attack Earth in the movie Independence day 1&2? Well, I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
EXT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Just before the huge space ship could fire it's primary weapon, the Huge Alien From Independence Day 2 crashes his space craft into the primary weapon, causing the entire ship to explode.
EXT. GROUND - DAY
Infantry, Atilla and Fanny, along with many other good guys cheer and yell in excitement.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sRvkrSedo
(from ship intercom)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXUuMaLHgn
Okay everyone don't cheer yet just now. The battles not over yet.
Everyone responds in ad-libs saying, "Oh yeah that's right."
Kaun peaks out the window of his space craft.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMHYqqtyWs
(to Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeylgfNZqhS
Quick, come aboard.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look at Kaun with obvious looks on their faces.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KmASelVfQ
Quick, come aboard! What are you waiting for!?!
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqF4gQAfqN
You gotta land first, before we can come aboard!
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC30w9Ztp0
Oh. I knew that!
Kaun lands the space craft. The door opens. Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla enter the space craft.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Infantry, and Atilla see Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and Chucky sitting in their seats.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeggWP2f6XV
Come aboard.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y8qS2LPSs
Kaun, we did that already. Take off.
Kaun nods his head.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT9ewyLGDI
I knew that.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
The space craft lifts into the air.
A Warlock fires at the space craft, but a force field appears around it.
Suddenly, a knife hits that Warlock in the back. Warlock turns around to see Micheal Myers, who throws another knife into the Warlocks chest.
Warlock falls dead.
While in the air, the space craft flies in a pattern while leaving a trail of smoke that reads: Thank you Mike.
Micheal Myers gives a thumbs up, then suddenly draws a knife and throws it into a Warlocks forehead.
Two Warlocks show up while each having rocket launchers aimed at the space craft.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBznLnoD8G
Let's take them out of the sky. This weapon will pierce their force field.
STARSHIP TROOPER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZJEVRFt5f
Not so fast.
The Starship Trooper guns one of the Warlocks down, while the giant bug grabs the other one with it's mouth and bites it in half.
STARSHIP TROOPER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLBFufTYyo
(to the bug)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fbbQ0bkdZ
I'd hi five you if I could.
Micheal Myers throws a knife into the bodies of the dead Warlocks the Giant Bug and the Starship Trooper had just killed.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
The Predator fires at many Warlocks from the gun on his shoulder.
The Alien attacks a Warlock. The Alien looks and freezes when a Warlock shows up aiming it's gun at it. Suddenly, a baby alien pops out of it's stomach. The Warlock falls dead.
The Alien and the Predator hi five each other.
A few Warlocks stand in front of Steve Urkel.
STEVE URKLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymKwJ8vxt4
You guys wanna terrorize us? Over my dead body.
Steve Urkle starts shadow boxing like he does when he stands up to bullies in the TV show family matters.
The Warlocks look at Steve funny, then look to each other and start laughing. Suddenly they get shot from behind by the Crack Head Grandmother.
The Warlocks turn around to see the Crack Head Grandmother.
Suddenly, two early 21st century cars drives by with the windows down. The Rival gangs from Scary Movie 4 open fire out of the window of the automobiles, hitting the Warlocks.
As the Warlocks are still standing, Steve Urkle takes a mitten out of his pocket and walks up to the Warlocks.
STEVE EURKLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw6ltfaQgs
I'm gonna do to you guys what I did to one of the bullies on one of the early episodes of Family Matters.
Steve Urkle slaps the Warlocks on their faces with his mitten. The Warlocks finally fall dead.
The Crack Head Grandmother laughs.
Steve Urkle laughs and snorks.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A bunch of Warlocks surround Screech and attempt to attack him. Screech does side kicks, spinning heel kicks, and spinning tornado kicks, knocking the Warlocks down. This fighting scene has the same sound affects as the fight scenes in the Bruce Lee movies.
One of the Warlocks throw a jump side kick to Screech's back, knocking him forward and causing him to do a forward roll.
The Warlocks surround Screech just before he pulls out a pair of nunchucks and began twirling them.
As the Warlocks rush in one at a time, Screech hits each of them in the head.
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space craft that Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla just boarded flies towards a mother vessel, and enters into one of the the vessel's compartment.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun is in the pilots seat. Doors to the space craft open.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbUSE6lFRy
Data system, play us some music we can fight to as we take out these warlock devil helpers... Just like in the Movie Star Trek Beyond. Only this time, play something the devil doesn't like.
Suddenly, the song "When the Walls Tumble Down," By WHITE CROSS, starts to play.
Everyone in the space craft start moving to the music.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntVAaeIT6R
(meaning the song)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAttUAzzdo
Good choice.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDZg2sECmb
(to Atilla)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aZ2fxPbbm
I was getting ready to say that. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR9eWEFuMf
(to everyone in the space craft.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNTnyycBbY
Okay everybody out. Let's light these Devil helpers up!
Everyone gets out of their seats and exit the space craft.
EXT. ON THE PLANET - CONTINUOUS
The Game Boy runs from a Warlock, who has a gun. The Game Boy makes a turn, then looks behind him as the Warlock continues to chase him.
The Game Boy enters into a facility.
The Warlock follows The Game Boy into the building.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
The Warlock stops to catch The Game Boy aiming a Nintendo gun at him.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPh1u7585w
Welcome to the arcade, Warlock. You just walked into a trap. And me and you are ready to play Mortal Kombat 2.
The Game Boy gets ready to pull the trigger, but Jonny Cage shows up.
JONNY CAGE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhmitYhExW
Hey Game Boy, hold up a second. I gotta do something with this Warlock right quick.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjg3RkDMfp
Do something like what?
Jonny Cage stands next to the Warlock, then does the splits and hits him in the nuts.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdatITGK73X
AWWW NUTTS! And I DO mean that literally!
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pOoylzqwk
Let's play.
The Game Boy pulls the trigger, zapping the Warlock into the Mortal Kombat 2 arcade game.
The Game Boy selects Shang ~T-sung.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr1Ivhmt4I
(to Shang ~Tsung)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXlAVBfkGm
Aright, let's see what you can do.
The Game Boy controls Shang Tsung to beat up the Warlock.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T9kNUevoc
Help! Get me the hell out of this game!
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
Biff has one of the Warlocks in a head lock while knocking hard on his head.
BIFF263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyF5hLPPqI
HELLO!!! HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME!?! THINK, WARLOCK, JUST THINK!!! YOU'RE A BUTT HEAD, AND YOUR MASTER SATAN IS A BUTT HEAD. SATAN IS THE BIGGEST BUTT HEAD OF ALL BUTT HEADS!
IN ANOTHER AREA
A police car, just like the one from the movie Demolition Man, was racing through the field with a Warlock riding on top of it while attempting to shoot Simon Phonix, who was driving the police car.
INT. POLICE CAR - DAY
Simon Phonix points his gun to the roof of the car where he knew the Warlock was hanging on.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN5kmcj7u6
NO FREE RIDES!!
Simon opens fire.
EXT. THE FIELD - DAY
The Warlock obviously gets shot and falls off of the roof of the car.
The Thug runs up to the Warlock and kicks it a few times.
Officer Smith runs up to the Warlock.
OFFICER SMITH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aA8eL0F3j
(to the Warlock)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jLB3Xh7nr
Time for you to get harassed.
Officer Smith starts beating the Warlock with his baton.
Both Officer Smith and The Thug look as they hear a car horn blow.
They look to see an early 21st century car speeding towards them.
The Thug and Officer Smith move out of the way and allow the car to run over the Warlock.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Annie from the movie 'Speed' drives crazy.
Annie runs over Warlock after Warlock.
ANNIE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGKDZlA8DD
Finally I get to fail a driving test while doing a good deed!
Annie runs over a few more Warlocks.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
One of the Warlocks stand before the Blind Boys, who are carrying blind person's canes.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUquypL3V2
We, the Warlocks will emerge in this battle victorious. Can't you see?
The Blind Boys stand their saying nothing.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZL1NAW4o9
Oh yeah, you CAN'T see.
The Warlock laughs.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84HHTD2Kir
Oh we can see aright.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW3PMT5gRE
We can see you're going straight to hell. Too bad you ain't alone.
The Blind Boys began attacking the Warlock while hitting it with their canes.
The Warlock tries it's best to cover up while being hit with the canes, but falls to the ground.
Another Warlock shows up while drawing his gun.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Acnn443C
(to the other Warlock)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dgshDpykg
Don't worry, I'm coming to help you.
As that Warlock starts towards the Blind Boys, the Dixie Humming Birds jump on that Warlock, bringing it to the ground.
The Dixie Humming Birds began kicking the Warlock.
INT. FACILITY - SAME TIME
The game boy beats the Warlock in Mortal Kombat 2. The game now says, "Finish Him!"
The Game Boy presses the buttons on the arcade game, causing Shang T-sung to grab the warlock and suck it's soul out as the Warlock screams. The Warlocks body shrivels up as it's soul comes out of it's body and into Shang T-sung.
GAME NARRATOR AND THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkARwaXTf4l
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKwTMTXgpx
Shang T-sung wins... Fatality!
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfrVsppBqB
Yeah, ya Warlocks don't know who the HELL ya messing with!263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmXDu7rvNu
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDBf1JoQxd
And I DO mean 'HELL' literally!
GAME NARRATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5k56VP9xc
WOW! Even Shang T-sung accepts Jesus and fights against the devil.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks kick down the door while aiming their guns at Jason Voorhies. They open fire at him.
After a few second of firing at him, the Warlocks' laser guns run out of power.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QfeAK0F3M
I'm out of fire power.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsflZGafYOf
I'm out of fire power too.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSQA72i4H0
We're ALL out of power. Now what?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOKzzQKKW9
Just like Jinessa said in the Jason X movie, now basically, we die.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPENWL732p9
Yeah. That K.M. robot ain't here to kick Jason's but like it did in the Jason X movie either.
Jason grabs one of the Warlocks by the neck and pulls it towards a sink full of liquid nitrogen. The Warlock screams while trying to break free of Jason's grip.
Jason dips the Warlock's face into the sink. The Warlocks face freezes solid. Jason lifts the Warlock's face out of the liquid nitrogen, and slams it on the counter, shattering its' face. Jason then throws the dead Warlock down.
Jason picks up his merchetti, walks up behind another Warlock, and stabs it in the back. Jason pulls the merchetti out of the Warlocks back, then drags it off screen.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPBKfpO6G8
We ain't gonna take this.
The Warlock who just spoke runs up behind Jason and jumps onto his back while having Jason in the headlock from behind.
Jason grabs the Warlock by the legs, pulls the Warlock from on his back, then breaks the Warlock's back over his knee. Jason than lets the Warlock drop to the ground.
Jason then grabs another Warlock by the neck, and bangs it's head against a wall twice, then lets the Warlock fall dead.
The last four Warlocks remaining take off running towards an open door.
Right before the Warlocks reach the door, Leather Face enters into the room spinning around and sawing the four warlocks limbs and heads off.
The limbs and heads go flying everywhere.
Jason and Leather Face hi five each other.
LEATHER FACE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzzBlUDkOJ
God is Good.
Jason nods his head yes in agreement.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Infantry and another Warlock fight each other similar to a scene in the movie Enter The Dragon.
Every time the Warlock move towards Infantry, Infantry kicks the Warlock in the face making the same sound Bruce Lee made in the scene of Enter the Dragon during his fighting scene with Han.
The Warlock places a glove on his hand that has long metal claws.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Infantry and the Warlock get into their fighting stances while yelling, then they jump into the air moving towards each other. As they cross paths in the air, the Warlock scratches Infantry in the mid-section with his metal claws.
They both land to their feet, then both turn to face each other again
BACK TO SCENE:
Infantry notices the scratches on his stomach, and that his shirt is ripped.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYJL5tHnYi
Why you stupid idiot!
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu6wi1CCrs
You ripped my shirt with your stupid metal claws! And you're going to pay for it.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1Xe0QrGhM
Pay for it? Here.
The Warlock reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet, and takes three quarters out, then tosses them to Infantry.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojrnfJEco4
I'll give you seventy five cents for the entire shirt. And hopefully that'll be enough on any planet in the galaxy to cover the expenses for the Band-Aids you need for those scars too!
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJqBxdDvWb
Why you cheep scape trying to be a smart Alec!
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The Warlock and Infantry jump into the air towards each other a second time. As they cross paths in the air, this time, Infantry lands a jump kick to the side of the Warlock's head, causing his head to twist, and his neck to make loud cracking sounds as it breaks.
BACK TO SCENE:
The Warlock crash lands on the ground while Infantry lands on his feet.
Infantry approaches the Warlock, gets its wallet out of its pocket, and takes the entire heap of cash out, takes a few dollars, then puts the rest of the cash back into the Warlock's wallet and sets the wallet by the Warlock's corps.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjAefJenwO
(meaning the money he took from the Warlock's wallet)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwErN2qB8S
THIS should be enough to pay for my shirt and my band-aids for my scars too. Keep the change.
EXT. WASTE LAND - SAME TIME
Three different cars drive up to a cabin. Car doors open. A bunch of Warlocks get out of the car.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dUwJyMt1w
Okay, a humming device says that the human beings who go door to door to deliver pizza, sail girls scout cookies, and tell people about God are in this cabin. If they move, shoot them.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbwgOES3HR
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELkPu5LbYU
Until they STOP moving.
The Warlocks walk quickly up to the cabin door. One of the Warlocks shoots the door nob and kicks the door open. Every last one of the Warlocks barge into the cabin and randomly open fire.
After about ten second of firing, they cease fire, and observe a huge can of TNT on the table that has bullet holes.
The Warlocks sigh in frustration.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBtUPsnZTD
This is the EXACT same mistake those Satan worshipers made in the movie Tribulation, written by Paul and Peter Laudon. And I probably always spell their last name wrong.
Suddenly, they turn as they hear a knock at the door frame.
The Warlocks look to see, the two Elderly women, the pizza delivery boy, and the girls sailing girls scout cookies.
THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4K5tDnS2o
Hey Pizza delivery boy, we didn't order any pizza! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZyCJoj0JM
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplSg4CGRDy
Hey door to door evangelists, you should know that we HATE God! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd77s9sqYW
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZR2Ffa6dn
And you little girls selling girls scout cookies, we don't want any!
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejXGFH0qFn
We're not here to give you Warlocks anything.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFTTY40jx0
Than what is it you want?
GIRLS SCOUT GIRLS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCWICEs8RF
We just have one last word we want you Warlocks to hear.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO6HLCafAc
And what word is that.
THE TWO ELDERLY WOMEN 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgsmn2kcbv
(to the Pizza delivery boy and the two little girls)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjSSK8Eymv
Okay everyone, 'Ca-BOOM' on the count of three. Ready? 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHH4w3LJfl
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDQlepy26R
One Two Three.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY, GIRL SCOUT GIRLS, AND TWO ELDERLY WOMEN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWHg7WbOvf
(simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdkk29bL5q
CA-BOOM!!!
The entire cabin explodes in a huge explosion.
As the fire continues to burn, Jonny Cage signs a autograph picture of himself, and drops it near the fire.
JONNY CAGE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBJDJbgpxx
By the way Warlocks, the autograph isn't for any of you.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2AI8AAXFw
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiPfOCnQrZ
It was for the people at the door.
Monk blocks the punch of a Warlock, punches him a few times, then throws an inside crescent kick to its head, knocking it down.
Sai dodges the punches and kicks of a Warlock, then throws a few punches and kicks, knocking it down.
Suddenly, a group of Warlocks run towards them.
As Monk and Sai get into their fighting stances, Screech shows up out of nowhere. The Warlocks all become scared.
SCREECH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRbqONb043
Hold it right there you Warlocks.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4pRw5ROGJ
(meaning Sai and Monk.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSDM9jPAqX
You'll have to go through me to get to them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn68PIInRr
Oh no. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaOtUUGyJb
(to the Warlocks; meaning Screech)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKF5m484A9
Us Warlocks can't go through him. He knows too much Karate.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdjzz7zCr2
(meaning Screech)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAht7MBBOL
You know, maybe if we do Screech a favor, he'll back off of us and let us take the two men standing beside him.
SCREECH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYhdS3GMOt
A favor? Please. What kind of favor do you Warlocks actually think you can do me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3CGkigFJ1
Okay, you used to get picked on by jocks when you attended Bayside High School, right?
SCREECH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRu7U2VSjl
Yeah. So what? You guys plan to go after all the bullies who used to pick on me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GI4kzLFFX
No... 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn3n2RxBGb
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdD5IFbdD0
We're gonna talk about their mamas. We will talk about the mamas of the bullies who used to pick on you. Their mamas are so fat, they jumped up in the air and came back down, because they were too heavy to get stuck.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa2JPpqIKy
And their mamas are so stupid, somebody told them it was Chili outside, and they went and grabbed an ancient ipnone because they were too stupid to go get a bowl.
The Warlocks laugh.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSreDQuU2E
(to the Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59BaibrxDS
Auh oh...
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf1yOJMyvq
(to the Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4rhHUzzso
Yeah... Talking about those jock's mamas....263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS4r1DUIkC
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoQUfuMlWp
That was a mistake.
Suddenly, a group of middle age women carrying purses show up. They are the MAMAS
ONE OF THE MAMAS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYso5ASZ3y
Hey, Warlocks!?! We're the mamas of those bullies in Saved by the Bell who used to pick on Screech. You demonic Warlocks are making fun of us behind our backs?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9T6Fs9u2u
(to the other mamas)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX9gS5of8X
Let's teach these ugly demonic Warlocks a lesson; who are so stupid, they rebelled against God and chose to follow Satan and were thrown out of heaven, and now there's no repentance for them.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFeRqJZoX8
CHARGE.
Everyone of the Mamas run up to the Warlocks and attack them with their purses.
Forest Gump Shoots some of the Warlocks.
Forest Gump Jr. Shoots more of the Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMcKOXSPlX
See son, this is what we had to face in Vietnaum.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. shoots some more Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP JR.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2H1AoGSxq
I'm with you dad. I know where you're coming from...263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO8iD56oWf
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZWxrZm4M
I fought in Afganistan.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A group of Warlocks run amongst a bunch of trees while carrying their guns.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMtVo2bUu8
I believe this group of poachers and that Sheena woman came this way.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0QwMrmIqQ
Remember, they could be leading us into a trap.
As they continue to run they suddenly come upon a cliff and stop.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWWO3EZkoA
Okay, this is the oldest and DUMBEST trick in the book! Do they REALLY expect for us to keep running until we fall off a cliff.
SHEENA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi1XGwt0AH
NO!
The Warlocks turn around to see Sheena, and the same bunch of rats that were at the old cement factory.
Three of the Warlocks become frightened and jump into the arms of the remaining Warlocks.
THE THREE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8Fg9TP8BF
Auuuhhh! RATS! We're scared of RATS!
THE WARLOCKS HOLDING THE SCARED WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUYBUsHdEU
Get off of me!
Suddenly, by not watching their step, the six of them fall off the cliff.
SHEENA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pMkXHmbNL
Who says humans should hate rats, be afraid of them, and call them pests?
A WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nFEF8zrjZ
Hey there's that Sheena woman.
Sheena looks to see a large group of Warlocks.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzIHI1geie
Let's get her.
Before the Warlocks could pursue Sheena, Sheena draws her bow and fires an arrow at one of the Warlocks.
The Warlock screams in agony as the arrow penetrates its chest. The Warlock falls to its knees, then falls to the ground.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Jxf20VRAt
Come on let's get her already.
Sheena takes off running. The group of Warlocks take off after her.
As the Warlocks continue to chase Sheena, the poachers throw spears at them, hitting a few of the Warlocks, causing them to fall dead.
The Warlocks, seeing no sign of Sheena, see the same cat that was at the cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxPipZ1vTo
Come here you little kitten!
CAMERA follows the Warlock as it chases the cat.
The cat jumps over a trip wire. The Warlock's foot hits the trip wire, causing a bunch of boulders to tumble down the hill and hit him.
The dog that was seen at the cement factory runs up to a Warlock and bites it on the arm, attacking it.
The Lion from the cement factory jumps onto the back of a Warlock, attacking it from behind.
Sheena and the poachers obviously saw this from a distance while standing in a group. They cheer and hi-five each other.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Five Warlocks have Chucky surrounded while aiming laser guns at him. Chucky only holds a knife.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdJiqc2aCy
(to Chucky)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFVvPbHkLH
It looks like you're out numbered, out gunned, and outsized, doll.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHMcFKfta1
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make you get into that tall furnace oven, since you refuse to re-nouce Jesus.
One of the Warlocks open the oven.
Chucky walks into the oven, where the BRIDE OF CHUCKY stands.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG83oeaQY6T
(with excitement)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y2ZoYerCx
Honey!
CHUCKY 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUAuqGIWHD
Hey honey. I thought you would NEVER repent and accept Jesus.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S0cLYUopr
If you can accept Jesus, any evil person can, as long as they're not a demon creature.
One of the Warlocks walk into the oven.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjngzCa7Lad
Time for me to turn up the heat, since you can't renounce Jesus once you get saved. You two are some STUPID fools to choose to die for your faith.
CHUCKY 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkYFh3cj6u
Let me tell you something, Mr. Warlock. The God me and my bride serve is with us.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OuM0UfgGO
And he is fully able to deliver us from this place in outer space.
CHUCKY 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx0oFH4k4O
And even if He doesn't.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXwDdjKUaF
Rest assured that we'll NEVER go back to serving the devil and kill innocent people like we did in past Chucky movies, making it look so gross.
CHUCKY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDFEGSOw3n
Nor will we practice voodoo witch craft, which is satanic.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspQPNWblqp
EVER!
BOTH DOLLS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aySaWcLU4
Amen!
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N6rpf9mrP
As you wish.
The Warlock exits the tall furnace oven, closes the furnace door, and turns on the fire full blast.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnmYmlpYkA
They should be melted by now.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdtINUYTwe
I'll take a look.
That Warlock looks into the window of the furnace, and sees that the dolls are not melting or burning.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wfhLgGbum
Why aren't they burning!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05hSe860gf
They're not burning?263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFzV8Cn4RW
(meaning the dolls)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmEb3HwgRQ
Those souls are ours. They have to die.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6w4GPypuE
(meaning Jesus)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRnoYgweY4
It's Him... He's protecting them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP0SDgslA1
(meaning Jesus)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDobkNi0qU
He can't do this! He can't do this!
One of the Warlocks walks up to the door of the furnace with his gun.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIMXJXCw0M
I'll finish them myself!
The Warlock gets ready to open the door.
THE OTHER WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXGRqzFVer
(to the Warlock who's opening the furnace door.)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMbC0v3nco
NO! That's the same mistake Parker made in the movie Revelation, ALSO written by Paul and Peter Laudon.
Too late, the Warlock opens the door. All the warlocks scream as Fire blazes out and cremate every Warlock in the room.
The two dolls exit the furnace oven un-harmed.
BOTH DOLLS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvvou9OYyW
(to the movie viewing audience)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD0APozj4h
Now THAT'S what we call amazing grace!
Chucky and the Bride of Chucky kiss each other.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Three Warlocks stand face to face with Jason X.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRVDyjrNxO
(meaning Jason X)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlFc2gohqn
Guys think we can take him?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzLrzZcJf5
We can try.
The Warlocks open fire at Jason X. Jason X stands there, looking as if he feels nothing.
The Warlocks cease fire.
The first Warlock turns cartwheels towards Jason X, then does a spinning heel kick to his head.
The second Warlock barely turns front hand springs. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he slaps Jason X across the face and hurts his hand.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHAcSZpgdc
OUCH! This is for making my hand hurt.
The Warlock grabs Jason X's hand and slaps him on the wrist.
THE THIRD WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy4pZ3ak2H
My turn.
The third Warlock turns forward rolls. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he stands to his feet while out of breath and breathing hard. That Warlock flicks Jason X in the face with his index finger.
Jason X still looks as if he's un-harmed.
THE THREE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eQzqhWnFk
(to each other, speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFpiH6tPE8
We might wanna run.
Jason X takes his fist and knocks each Warlock's head off.
IN BEDROOM OF VESSEL
A few Warlocks enter this bedroom, where there are a few bunk beds.
The Warlocks yawn.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv5jaj6yWU
I think I'm gonna take a little nap, then wake up and fight these Jesus worshipers.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HZvd0xBky
Wait, we can't take a nap. We can't go to sleep.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuhuWwRz6I
Why not.
THE WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1omCSLE51l
Because Freddy Kruguar's aboard this vessel. If we go to sleep, he's gonna kill us in our nightmares.
The Warlocks turn to see Freddy entering the room while giving off a loud laugh.
FREDDY KRUGUAR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy2Z3kiBdV
Haven't you satanic demon creatures read the words on the movie cartrage for the movie Wes Craven's New Nightmare? It says, 'this time, staying awake won't save you!' Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The Warlocks scream in terror.
Freddy laughs, then runs off screen to attack the Warlocks. Freddy attacking the Warlocks is heard as they scream.
FREDDY KRUGUAR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfbyDFFakg
This is for all the times Satan, your master, convinced me to kill so many innocent people in their nightmares all these years! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
The Warlocks are still heard screaming while being attacked.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL.
Some Warlocks stumble upon Pennywise, who is juggling balls while balancing on a type rope.
PENNYWISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiuUcTZuAE
Hello boys and girls... I mean Warlocks, and welcome to the circus!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sJ0NmPH2H
You know what, I'm bored watching clowns perform.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNQ92Nlee2
(to the other Warlocks)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9cDcmdBlu
Let's get out of here.
As the Warlocks exit the room, punches and kicks are heard being thrown. The Warlocks one at a time, get shoved back into the room with Pennywise while having bumps and bruises.
Kaun enters the room.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJVXePL3Uq
You Warlocks have two choices! Watch Pennywise perform and get bored to DEATH....263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkC5D6pjcA
(beat; meaning himself)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvSyHmm2G0
Or suffer the WRATH OF KAUN!!!
The Warlocks sigh in frustration as the door closes.
As they continue to watch Pennywise perform, they one at a time, fall dead.
PENNYWISE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PZRAl1hrw
Good. They choose to be bored to DEATH.
Pennywise laughs.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks have Atilla and Fanny cornered while aiming guns at them. Atilla and Fanny look frightened.
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGupPPgbDv
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3rmMnzkBN
Oh good. You know that the guns we're carrying will pierce right through your force fields.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZGDjioukr
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu6mv6rn0K
This is JUST like our favorite song.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoRAToBYVo
(singing)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKx7fVa26t
I got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face suddenly show resentment and anger.
ATILLA AND FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1CHU9XAkH
(speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhmOmQZtUi
What did you call us!?!
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEe8upMp9Q
Oh, we're sorry. There's more than one of us. We mean... WE got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face show even more fury.
ATILLA AND FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqtVeTvLiB
DON'T call us babe!
Atilla and Fanny charge at the Warlocks throwing punches and kicks, knocking the Warlocks lifelessly to the ground.
ATILLA AND FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6jpOdENhv
(frustrated; speaking simultaneously)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8DMuK7Crv
If one more person calls us babe!
EXT. THE BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
A Warlock, who's flying on a flying hoverboard, flies around while going crazy firing off screen.
Bartabe and his gang fire machine gun ammunition at that Warlock, causing it to fall lifelessly off of it's hover board.
Jaba the Hut and the little creature on it's shoulders shoots a group of Warlocks.
The wicket witch of the West throws fire balls at Warlocks while laughing
The two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 shoots a group of Warlocks.
The Crack Head Grandma shoots a few Warlocks.
The wicked witch uses her burning broom an lights a Warlock on fire.
THE WICKET WITCH263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg7lXIwkvu
A little fire, Warlock?
Jaba The Hut kills a Warlock with a lightsavor. The little annoying animal who hangs around Jaba The Hut, kills a Warlock with a lightsavor.
The Predator jumps into the air, and stabs the Warlock who's flying on the flying hoverboard in the arm. They both fall to the ground.
The Predator's hurt, and can barely move.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVnNv6wh0U
(to the Predator)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkDhYWmt6q
Huh, you're wounded. I know what your kind does every time they're wounded.
The Warlock presses a button on a device that's wrapped around the Predator's arm, presses buttons on the device, than the device starts beeping.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dQzESWE2Q
(to the predator)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhc2nwhqxI
And as for me, you didn't stab me in the right place! 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfF6OvpucN
(in a teasing tone)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5wxGVS7Ws
I'm going to live.
Suddenly, Steve Urkle walks by and accidentally steps on the Warlocks foot.
The warlock jumps up and down while holding it's foot.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijnsD4xkNt
(to Steve Urkle)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrFmms6tWK
You stupid little nerd!
Steve looks at the Warlocks unbuckled shoe.
STEVE URKLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN5k4AuWY6
(meaning the Warlocks unbuckled shoe)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabQ6oBPuJP
There's an accident waiting to happen.
Steve Urkle presses a button on the Warlocks shoe.
WARLOCK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPcDcuLaOT
NO.
The shoe tightens up way too much.
Warlock screams in agony, while jumping high up into the air. The Warlock turns horizontally in attempt to fix his shoe.
However, the Predator injects the blades from his fore arm as he saw that the Warlock was coming back down while turned horizontally, attempting to fix his shoe.
The Warlock lands on the Predator's blade.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature hanging around Jaba the Hut, the Wicked Witch, The Crack Head Grandma, AND the rival gangs, gather around where the Predator has stabbed the Warlock.
The Predator's bomb continues to count down.
STEVE URKLE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXYKVP8XQF
(meaning the Warlock being stabbed)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgaKzYhugx
Did I do that?
THE PREDATOR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfwz4LEdlz
Now that's the funniest thing Steve Urkle would say in his TV show.
The Predator starts laughing.
Steve Urkle starts laughing and snorking.
The Wicked Witch starts laughing, letting out an evil sounding laugh.
Jaba the Hut and his Little Creature start laughing.
The Crack Head Grandma goes berserk while laughing.
As the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 observe the way the Crack Head Grandma is going berserk, they fall out laughing.
The entire group continues to laugh as the bomb counts down. Then suddenly.....
BOOOOMMMM!
The explosion looks like that from a nuclear bomb.
Everything's quiet now....
The group of rats lay dead with bullet holes in their bodies.
The cat lays dead next to the dog and the lion, all having bullet holes in their bodies.
Sheena and the poachers lay dead together, having bullet holes in their bodies.
T-Rex lays dead on the ground while the Spinosaurus lays dead on the ground with it's mouth biting into T-Rex's neck. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
The Bug from Starship troopers lays dead while it's mouth is biting into the trooper, who's also dead. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
Annie from Speed, sits lifelessly in her car with her head rested on the steering wheel and the horn going off. Not only did the car have bullet holes, but it was crashed into a tree.
Biff Tannan sits lifelessly in his black car from back to the future, with manure spilled into his car from the rear of the Manure truck. His car has bullet holes.
The three Mangalores lay dead on the ground with bullet holes in their body. Suddenly, Zorge, from the Fifth Element, stumbles onto the scene with bullet holes in his body and falls dead in front of the Mangalores.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. who have bullet wholes in their bodies, sit lifelessly against a wall with their arms rapped around each other and smiles on their faces and their eyes closed.
A wooden banner sits on their lap that reads: Happily reunited in Heaven with Jenny and Bubbah.
CAMERA SHOWS a sign that clearly reads: NOTE... This is the happiest moment of Screech's LIFE...
CAMERA PANS down to show Screech laying dead on the ground with his eyes closed and a smile on his face, with two hot chicks laying dead in each of his arms with their eyes closed and smiles on their faces as well while having bullet holes in their bodies.
Micheal Myers lays dead while buried up to his neck in halloween candy. A bullet hole is in his head.
The alien lays lifelessly on the ground with bullet holes in it's body. A baby Alien hatches out of it's stomach with a bullet wound to it's head. The baby alien falls dead.
The five blind boys sit lifelessly against a wall with bullet holes in their bodies. A wooden banner sits in their lap that reads: Was blind but now we see... in God's kingdom...
The Dixie Humming Birds lay dead next to a large cage full of humming birds. The cage door automatically opens, allowing the humming birds to fly out of the cage.
The Thugs dead body, which has bullet holes, lays on the ground facing Officer Smith's dead body, who's hand holds a baton as it rests on the thug's head.
It looks as if Officer Smith was beating The Thug with the baton. Officer Smith's body also has bullet holes.
EXT. SPACE VESSEL - CONTINUOUS
Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Kaun get into a space craft. Kaun is in the pilots seat.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHss2IMoO6e
Where's the evil movie characters who have just given their lives to Jesus.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj1pepilr1
Well first of all, they're not evil anymore, being that they accepted Jesus. Secondly, they want us to save ourselves while they deal with Grumpy, who's in the bridge of this ship.
Kaun starts pressing holographic buttons on a holographic screen as the door to the space craft closes.
The space vessel's compartment opens.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
Grumpy slowly approaches the bomb that's counting down from five. As the bomb reaches the number two, Grumpy drops a card into the slaught of the bomb, causing it to stop at number two.
Suddenly, Grumpy looks to see Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, Leather Face, Chucky, and the Bride of Chucky entering the bridge.
Leather face sets his chain saw on the floor, and pulls out a device and starts pressing buttons. Leather Face finally presses the last button.
VOICE ON BOMB263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSsSprcnqc
Count down until destruction will start back in exactly two seconds.
LEATHER FACE263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhBQJo8eVL
For the Honor. Honor and Glory be to God.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qKMYpOvgB
Oh no!
The entire group of former evil characters give off an great laugh.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRGgZS8e14
Okay Kaun, why haven't we left yet.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwKGutx7Jj
Because we can't leave.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMxsaQ5Fk2
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOXE1NnfBM
Because we're not SUPPOSED to leave....
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry receive confused looks on their faces.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
The bomb counts down: 2...1...0...
All seven of the former evil movie characters still stand their.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVlgbNQxjY
OHHHH NOOOOO!
FREDDY KRUGUAR263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WRQQnm3Wb
(imitating the guy in the famous 'oh yeah' song)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2WSz7vqND
Ooooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh!
Leather Face presses a button on the remote. A disco ball hanging from the ceiling of the bridge starts spinning as the song "Oh Yeah," starts playing.
GRUMPY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBglUAnE5i
OOOHHHH NOOOO
A few more seconds into the song, Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Leather Face, and Pennywise began doing the running man dance to the song.
Chucky, and the bride of Chucky, kiss each other on the lips one last time.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun and the three others are still in the space craft.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzzwwiB3Qz
What do you mean we're not supposed to leave?
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPPzCMgs00
....without saying, GOOD BYE!
Kaun presses the button.
The space craft zooms out of the compartment.
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry fall backwards.
FANNY, INFANTRY, AND ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpAl3q1UlP
WAAAAOOOH!
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space vessel gives off a massive explosion...
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry get back up.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUR7TNWjOy
(to Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvF7VyJFFE
You know, ever since the 20th century, the century I was born in, it's been against the law to not have your seat belt on.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv3nIdWmFf
Uah, Kaun.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVISqm0auPb
Yeah, Fanny, what is it?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi9IdqEP1L
You know what? As a matter of fact, I'll tell you this for Fanny...
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODKbZve3c7
Okay what?
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKDjXbs6Jz
Don't EVER scare us like that while we're in a space vessel that's about to explode again!
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKIPd08XyJ
Atilla, Fanny, now you know good and well that this move is a spoof that's supposed to make fun of other movies. Like the final scene of the movie Pitch Black when Reddic did what he did before....
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUFTPMlgWS
(interrupting)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCB4HRMr0Z
Yeah... We saw the movie.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlMb3cjckv
Okay, okay, don't have a cow.... Or more say, don't have a person like me.
Infantry, Atilla, Fanny, look at Kaun funny.
KAUN263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVRahvSVea
Well, in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness, I was the worst evil organism....263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBsL93uDIT
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo6Umwrmqn
Until I accepted Jesus that is.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny nod their heads sarcastically.
EXT. PLANET - DAY
People cheer as the space craft starts to land.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHjv1TKLNg
We won! We WON!
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 hug each other. They then hug Disco, Mr. Wise, Ray & Charles, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Game Boy, Jonny Cage, and The Movie Buff.
The door to the space craft opens. Kaun, Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry get out of the space craft hugging Sai, Simon Phonix, and Monk while cheering.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on an old CD player. The song "Love Liberty Disco," by THE NEWS BOYS starts to play.
People dance and celebrate.
CAMERA SHOWS Infantry, Simon Phonix, Atilla, Sai, Monk, and Fanny dancing.
Mr. Wise dances with Miss Wise while holding both of each other's hands.
Ray, Charles, and Disco Dance to the music.
DISCO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSytieWVUqt
Disco! My favorite kind of music.
RAY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6di4Z71mWQ
This was the last disco song released back in the 20th century.
CHARLES263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRL5OvpZ4R0
Yep. News Boys. Released way back in 1999...263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv27kfkvCMg
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyILkrh5tn
I think.
Jonny Cage, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Movie Buff, and the Game Boy dance to the song, along with Bartabe and his gang of criminals.
INT. HEAVEN
Song continues.
All the characters who prayed with Mr. Wise to accept Jesus dance to the song, along with the many people in Heaven.
The rats dance with the cat, the dog, and the lion.
Sheena dance to the song with the poachers.
Forest Gump, and Forest Gump Jr. dance with Jenny and Bubba from the movie Forest Gump.
Annie and Biff dance to the song.
The giant bug dances with the Starship Trooper.
Spinosaurus dances with T-Rex.
Charles Lee Ray from the movie Child's Play dances while holding the chucky doll.
Jennifer from Bride of Chucky, and the other lady who was transformed into the Female doll in the movie Bride of Chucky dance while tossing the female Child's play Doll back and forth to one another.
The two females hi-five each other.
Jesus gives a thumbs up to Freddy, Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, and Leather Face.
JESUS263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNVkmUwrS1
Well done my good and faithful servants.
Freddy's burn scars suddenly heal and he looks like a normal man.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face takes off their masks, revealing their handsome faces.
The Predator and Alien dance to the music.
The huge alien from Independence Day 2 joins the predator and Alien in their dance while giving a hi five to the Alien and the Predator.
The Crack head Grandma, the two elderly women, the girls scout girls, the pizza delivery boy, along with the two rival gangs dance to the song with Officer Smith and The Thug.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature on Jaba's shoulder, Steve Urkel, and the wicket witch, who now looks like a normal woman dance to the song as she holds her broom.
Zorge and the Mangalores dance.
Screech Dances to the song along with the two beautiful girls he died next to.
The blind boys of Alabama and the Dixie Humming Birds dance to the song.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYqQQrhKE9
Annnnnd CUT!
Everyone breaks from what they're doing.
Song stops.
Producer walks onto screen.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyjthNk4D6
And that's a rap. Good job everybody!
Everybody claps.
DISSOLVE TO:
The credits are showing as the producer talks to Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400. People and aliens walk about and socialize in the back ground.
A flying car flies by.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ezz6QGXhd
This is gonna be the best spoof movie of this 24th century generation.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz1s4DRXNR
Thanks for the encouragement. We put a lot of time and effort into this. That's why the screenplay to this movie is 130 pages long.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWpYMkRb87
Now let's talk about the way you killed off Micheal Myers, Jason Voorhies, Chucky, the Bride of Chucky, Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Leather Face, and Pennywise.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYfYTlzUFx
What did you wanna say about that.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvolgGlJMb
They were granted entry into heaven because they accepted Jesus into their lives.263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc0wxnVpKd
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5ogFbLxip
Now THAT'S how you kill off horror movie characters who keep coming back.
WILBERT WADO263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiaqD3HqJp
Yeah. If you can't kill them off, get them to repent. THEN kill them off.
PRODUCER263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvZRPYNCs9
Here's another thing you should do with this script. You should make a copy of it, and I think it would be great for you to sent it back in time to 2026, and have it posted on Penana under the name Ronnyi Guy. 263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0xoybpTB2
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f3ANWbap6
And for SURE, when people on Penana read this part of the script, they're sure to find it hilarious.
The rest of the goof troop respond in ad-libs.
The Dixie humming birds and Blind boys of Alabama sing together while standing in a circle.
Other people who were in this movie speak in the back ground.
Sai, Infantry, Fanny, Atilla, Simon Phonix, and Monk stand while speaking to The Game boy in ad-libs.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs04Zzh6Fs
Of course for people who see the film, or even read this script will have to be old enough to remember the Game Boy pocket game system in order to laugh at my name.
SIMON PHONIX263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrrqdRJgrY
That won't be anyone in this generation.
FANNY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyHuvijzJQ
Yeah, this is the 24th century. Game Boy is 400 years old almost.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJatvYpt6l4
No I'm not.
ATILLA263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeH2zFg65A
Not you, silly. The game system.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CnosCqYJX
That's pretty much me. I mean I AM the biggest video game buff alive.
SAI263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDINHqpI0g
As a man thinks of himself, so is he.
MONK263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNky41eFrYL
Yeah, that's in the bible.
INFANTRY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkp81OEOjA
But don't get us wrong. Thinking of yourself as a video game buff isn't a bad thing. I mean, as long as video games are not your God.
THE GAME BOY263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA8bE7aWQK
No, my God is the same person as you guys' God...263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30GQ8xqqkC
(beat)263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwTwWAF7R0
Jesus Christ.
THE ENTIRE GROUP263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnia2X9BuP
Amen.
INT. WEAR HOUSE - DAY
CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS into the Mortal Kombat 2 Video game. Shang T-sung still holds the guy after sucking his soul out. Suddenly, Shang T-sung drops the Decayed Warlock and gives off a loud laughter.
CAMRA ZOOMS IN CLOSELY to show that Shang T-sung wears a neckless with Jesus on the cross.
FADE OUT:
The end...
263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHoP6gBHsH
263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyYAncQLDx
263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP2IlbUmgL
263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiTqOLbxRu
263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUCnmZr7fW
and then Add to home screen.