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黃金笑話（上有矺屎
星恆
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🎉定期作家，開個P🎉（自我介紹篇）


作為一名定期搞笑類的作家，日更對我來說是個煩惱，也讓我的脾氣浮起來，有時候喝著baby級別的水果清爽啤酒，那種廉價感揮之不去....


「女兒,妳怎麼每天都撓頭髮?!我還要掃妳的頭皮屑....」我媽苦口婆心地說。


「日更搞笑短文,有點難....想到我前男友, 一定要寫他擁有牙籤尺寸,寸草不生、騎虎難下......」我假裝談笑風生地回道。


「妳還叫他舔妳的腳指...這就是出賣人的快感;妳寫文的靈感;我不用掃妳頭皮屑的醉感。」我媽更像在做民間饒舌。


家人就是永遠支持你的諸葛亮,不是滿嘴豬油的豬哥亮。


😎請大家日後多多指教，讓我變得偷偷摸摸,摸清楚大家的喜好，一起笑口常開！！！


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Last updated: Sep 18, 2025
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