(I'm sorry this is a huge one... And I took out the parts that the character didn't speak.)
"HOUSE RULES! Number one. Rent is due every Monday and goes in the little jar next to the fridge. Number two. No bringing home one nighters after two a.m. Number three. If someone calls and asks you what you are wearing, do not, as Fin did the first time, give them a detailed description of your current ensemble including fabric type and designer name and then get into an in depth discussion of current fashion trends. Just pass the phone to Ice. Number four. Do not wander onto number 47's lawn. Switzerland tends to shoot first and ask questions later. Number five. No fraternising with the Russians next door. Goddamn Russians always after Scandinavia. Number six! Do not give any alcohol to the British bloke two doors down. This is really more a guideline than a rule, but if you do choose to ignore it, may the gods help you, and don't say I didn't warn you. Number seven. Don't ask about the axe in the shed. Number eight. Forget I mentioned rule number seven. Number nine. The eggs in the fridge with the smiley faces are mine. Do not eat them. Buy your own. Are you listening to this, Norway? Rule number ten: touch Iceland and I'll kill you. Rule number eleven: touch Finland and I'll kill you. Rule number twelve: touch Norway and he'll kill you. I'm serious about that one. Rule number thirteen: touch Greenland and Faeroe if you really must, I'm not gonna ask questions, it's not my place to judge. Rule number fourteen: if someone comes to the door and asks any questions whatsoever the correct answer is 'He is out of the country.' Rule number fifteen: under absolutely NO circumstances are you to play ABBA in this house. I understand that being Swedish this will be particularly difficult for you, but believe me, you don't want to know the reason for this rule and if you ever break it you will quickly wish you hadn't. Rule number…"
-Chapter 3, Catch Perfect, Hetalia: Axis Powers, SuFin
That's hilarious! I have a question though--and I don't mean to sound rude--what's attracting people to this fandom? I'm struggling to see the attraction since I haven't found any good description or explanation of the story.
8 years ago
@Musesation, UM well, there isn't really a plot to the show, but it's quite funny xD It's basically about countries personified as their stereotypes and their 'adventures' throughout history. I guess you have to watch it to decide whether you like it or not, since there isn't really an actual plot.
"HOUSE RULES! Number one. Rent is due every Monday and goes in the little jar next to the fridge. Number two. No bringing home one nighters after two a.m. Number three. If someone calls and asks you what you are wearing, do not, as Fin did the first time, give them a detailed description of your current ensemble including fabric type and designer name and then get into an in depth discussion of current fashion trends. Just pass the phone to Ice. Number four. Do not wander onto number 47's lawn. Switzerland tends to shoot first and ask questions later. Number five. No fraternising with the Russians next door. Goddamn Russians always after Scandinavia. Number six! Do not give any alcohol to the British bloke two doors down. This is really more a guideline than a rule, but if you do choose to ignore it, may the gods help you, and don't say I didn't warn you. Number seven. Don't ask about the axe in the shed. Number eight. Forget I mentioned rule number seven. Number nine. The eggs in the fridge with the smiley faces are mine. Do not eat them. Buy your own. Are you listening to this, Norway? Rule number ten: touch Iceland and I'll kill you. Rule number eleven: touch Finland and I'll kill you. Rule number twelve: touch Norway and he'll kill you. I'm serious about that one. Rule number thirteen: touch Greenland and Faeroe if you really must, I'm not gonna ask questions, it's not my place to judge. Rule number fourteen: if someone comes to the door and asks any questions whatsoever the correct answer is 'He is out of the country.' Rule number fifteen: under absolutely NO circumstances are you to play ABBA in this house. I understand that being Swedish this will be particularly difficult for you, but believe me, you don't want to know the reason for this rule and if you ever break it you will quickly wish you hadn't. Rule number…"
-Chapter 3, Catch Perfect, Hetalia: Axis Powers, SuFin