I may have accidentally made this a good piece, but that is highly unlikely. I was tired when writing this, and it's about World War 3. As caused by Donald Trump. :l
I think it's leaning towards pretty good, actually, good thing you added the somewhat out of place "world goes boom", and the bomb-happy maniac indiscriminately blowing stuff up was a good touch!
Literally, I am obsessed with blowing things up and bombs, and the like.
Well, everyone's got a favorite plot device! It really shows here.