A: You don't like durians? B: That's not the point.
A: You don't like durians? B: It's complicated.
A: You don't like durians? B: Who cares?
A: You don't like durians? B: They remind me of my late grandpa. A: I'm sorry.
A: You don't like durians? B: It's more like they don't like me. A: Huh? B: The smell! The spikes! They are not even trying! A: Easy, man! Easy! It's just a durian! B: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 A: Wow! Dude! What's going on? 👨🏿❓
A: You don't like durians? B: N... Ah, I mean, I'm just thinking about the murderer I saw the other day. A: What? You saw the murderer? I thought you told the cop "no", didn't you? And the cop just moved on and asked someone else. B: I misspoke. It was as in, 'No, your sentence is wrong, and I saw the guy.' A: Oh! B: I realize now. Since my English is terrible, I should've avoided certain kinds of sentence structures, just in case. A: So, you saw the murderer, and you like durians? B: (Pause.) A: ... hello? B: You know what, I think the murderer likes durians. A: WHAT? 🤨
A: You don't like durians?
B: Not exactly.
A: You don't like durians?
B: That's not the point.
A: You don't like durians?
B: It's complicated.
A: You don't like durians?
B: Who cares?
A: You don't like durians?
B: They remind me of my late grandpa.
A: I'm sorry.
A: You don't like durians?
B: It's more like they don't like me.
A: Huh?
B: The smell! The spikes! They are not even trying!
A: Easy, man! Easy! It's just a durian!
B: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
A: Wow! Dude! What's going on? 👨🏿❓
A: You don't like durians?
B: N... Ah, I mean, I'm just thinking about the murderer I saw the other day.
A: What? You saw the murderer? I thought you told the cop "no", didn't you? And the cop just moved on and asked someone else.
B: I misspoke. It was as in, 'No, your sentence is wrong, and I saw the guy.'
A: Oh!
B: I realize now. Since my English is terrible, I should've avoided certain kinds of sentence structures, just in case.
A: So, you saw the murderer, and you like durians?
B: (Pause.)
A: ... hello?
B: You know what, I think the murderer likes durians.
A: WHAT? 🤨