ookay. . . have any alternatives? I mean, yeah, balloons aren't great for the environment, but there's much bigger problems right now than balloons. . . maybe, instead of using plastic bags at grocery stores buy cheap reusable ones? Use reusable water bottles? Throw trash in the trash? Bike when you can? I dunno, throwing shade at balloons, or the people using balloons is just. . . yeah.
Other than that, great article!