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Mia Flame
I LOVE THIS!!!!
1 year agoReply
Friday_
Thank you!!! <3
1 year agoReply
I like this one. Losing those around you in your quest for power. A concept rarely explored on this website.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
Thank you! I noticed everyone else was posting more than one entry so I decided to go ahead and do the same.
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Hey unrelated topic. In your bio you say that your age dates between dinosaurs and when duct tape was invented. Are you saying that you are at least 79 years old?
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong, At the least. I mean who's to say I'm not over 1,000?
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Human biology. At around age 250 all human brains would be so crammed full and worn down that you'd be nothing but a drooling mess incapable of doing anything but breathe.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong, Guess what? Screw science
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Screw it all you want. Its not going anywhere.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong, ✨Magic✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, You're magic?
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong, ✨Of course✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Can you use some of your magic to fix my horrible back pain?
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong, ✨Sorry I can't fix your old people problems✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, I'm 16
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Guess you're old at heart then✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Just because I like to drink a nice glass of whisky in my study while looking over documents doesn't mean I'm old.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨That's the brits for ya✨
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨And I feel like the fact that you said "My study" automatically makes you older✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, I am not old! *Smokes from pipe while sitting at cocobolo desk*
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨You've simply sharpened my point✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, None of those things make me old.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Yes, they do. In spirit✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, The only one of those things I actually do is the whisky thing. Doesn't make me old. You kids are just too wussy nowadays. With your fruity white claws and shit. Except me. Because I am also a kid. I am not old. I am reasonably far from it. My hairline is still very much present. And my skin is still very much tight.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Tell that shit to your liver, I'm sure it appreciates the whiskey✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, My liver manages just fine. Why are you so judgemental?
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong✨Whaaat? I'm simply concerned for your health✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, You don't even know how much I drink.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Let's call it an educated guess✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, And what is your guess?
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Assuming you do some form of work or homework in your study, and taking the information you've already given me, I'm going to say you drink your whiskey while you complete school or work assignments✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, I made up the study shit. I graduated. I drink recreationally.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Well that's not helping your case, now is it?✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Who's to say I have fun often?
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Recreation doesn't have to be fun✨
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨I've participated in boring recreation before(not of my own free will, or course)✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Ok and? You don't know how often I drink and the liver heals on its own over time.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨You seem to be very touchy on the subject of alcohol. Also, fun fact, alcohol can severely affect a minor's brain development✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Yeah but only in extreme quantities.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Even in recreational amounts it can be damaging✨
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨Besides, whiskey seems nASty-✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Its an acquired taste. You drink a little bit at a time and appreciate the aftertaste. You're just not mature enough to enjoy the barrel aged rich flavour.
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨And yet you do not know my age✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Probably 17 or somn
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨I will neither confirm nor deny✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Its 17
1 year agoReply
Friday_
@Bengolong,✨I will neither confirm nor deny✨
1 year agoReply
@Friday_, Anyway. I would like it if you apologised for calling me old.
1 year agoReply
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