Thank you!!! <3

Thank you! I noticed everyone else was posting more than one entry so I decided to go ahead and do the same.

@Friday_, Hey unrelated topic. In your bio you say that your age dates between dinosaurs and when duct tape was invented. Are you saying that you are at least 79 years old? 

@Bengolong, At the least. I mean who's to say I'm not over 1,000?

@Friday_, Human biology. At around age 250 all human brains would be so crammed full and worn down that you'd be nothing but a drooling mess incapable of doing anything but breathe. 

@Bengolong, Guess what? Screw science

@Friday_, Screw it all you want. Its not going anywhere. 

@Bengolong, ✨Magic✨

@Friday_, You're magic? 

@Bengolong, ✨Of course✨

@Friday_, Can you use some of your magic to fix my horrible back pain?

@Bengolong, ✨Sorry I can't fix your old people problems✨

@Friday_, I'm 16

@Bengolong,✨Guess you're old at heart then✨

@Friday_, Just because I like to drink a nice glass of whisky in my study while looking over documents doesn't mean I'm old. 

@Bengolong,✨That's the brits for ya✨

@Bengolong,✨And I feel like the fact that you said "My study" automatically makes you older✨

@Friday_, I am not old! *Smokes from pipe while sitting at cocobolo desk*

@Bengolong,✨You've simply sharpened my point✨

@Friday_, None of those things make me old. 

@Bengolong,✨Yes, they do. In spirit✨

@Friday_, The only one of those things I actually do is the whisky thing. Doesn't make me old. You kids are just too wussy nowadays. With your fruity white claws and shit. Except me. Because I am also a kid. I am not old. I am reasonably far from it. My hairline is still very much present. And my skin is still very much tight. 

@Bengolong,✨Tell that shit to your liver, I'm sure it appreciates the whiskey✨

@Friday_, My liver manages just fine. Why are you so judgemental? 

@Bengolong✨Whaaat? I'm simply concerned for your health✨

@Friday_, You don't even know how much I drink. 

@Bengolong,✨Let's call it an educated guess✨

@Friday_, And what is your guess? 

@Bengolong,✨Assuming you do some form of work or homework in your study, and taking the information you've already given me, I'm going to say you drink your whiskey while you complete school or work assignments✨

@Friday_, I made up the study shit. I graduated. I drink recreationally. 

@Bengolong,✨Well that's not helping your case, now is it?✨

@Friday_, Who's to say I have fun often?

@Bengolong,✨Recreation doesn't have to be fun✨

@Bengolong,✨I've participated in boring recreation before(not of my own free will, or course)✨

@Friday_, Ok and? You don't know how often I drink and the liver heals on its own over time. 

@Bengolong,✨You seem to be very touchy on the subject of alcohol.  Also, fun fact, alcohol can severely affect a minor's brain development✨

@Friday_, Yeah but only in extreme quantities.  

@Bengolong,✨Even in recreational amounts it can be damaging✨

@Bengolong,✨Besides, whiskey seems nASty-✨

@Friday_, Its an acquired taste. You drink a little bit at a time and appreciate the aftertaste. You're just not mature enough to enjoy the barrel aged rich flavour. 

@Bengolong,✨And yet you do not know my age✨

@Friday_, Probably 17 or somn 

@Bengolong,✨I will neither confirm nor deny✨

@Friday_, Its 17

@Bengolong,✨I will neither confirm nor deny✨

@Friday_, Anyway. I would like it if you apologised for calling me old.