Also you're reminding me that I have to do this for my OCs too; thanks
Aside from that, I kinda smelled the self-insert from Isaac when I first read BRYZ so I was like "that's gonna be the first thing on this list, right?" lmao
I... I have no idea why it made you hungry, but go eat something, Cheeto X'D
And yes, you really should.
And I'm surprised it came across as self-insert-y, since this is like the 3rd/4th draft, but interesting. Isaac as he is now is not very much like me at all, unfortunately :P
I did eat, like… less than an hour ago. So now there is no acid attacking the linings of my digestive organs :DD *I was already hungry before I read the post but then reading it made me a bit hungrier (and it defo had something to do with the post).
I should :(
Also it wasn’t THAT self-insert-y; my brain just registered it as that at first then slowly kinda realized it wasn’t. Maybe it was just how you emphasized his whole “noT LiKe OthEr PeoPle” qualities, plus his backward-pizza-eating habit, that made me think that way at first
Methinks it’s a good thing :3 (the “:3” is not the uwu type of “:3,” just to clarify)
”My rituals and such” When you said rituals I thought you meant stuff like chanting in a pentagram or sacrificing for Lord Farquaad or whatever kinda spiritual rituals there are out there. I got confused for a sec
The other boys have left a note: “thank goodness you’re not like us; you suck.”
Also, if he can say that, can I say: “I’m not like other Cheetos, I eat fried eggs with everything?” No? Well I’m doing it anyway.
Oh, really? Cool, I guess. I’m safe from the anti-uwu union.
What — NO! I didn’t know that! Here I was, trying all my life to summon Staan, and now that I know backwards pizza is the 33rd step… I can’t continue. Damn you, Sir Gironashi! /(0^0)\
“You’re definitely a one-of-a-kind Cheeto” Awww :D Thanks! You’re a one-of-a-kond Girouette/Weathervane… if-if that’s what you are. If not then I messed up (ok but fr the “one of a kind Cheeto” made me weirdly happy. I need help)
Staan needs to make his ritual more accessible and easier. He’s gonna end up lonely because nobody will summon him to talk to him — not because they don’t wanna, but because they can’t. Poor Staan :(
And yes, this is a nationwide emergency and Satan needs to get his thick butt off his chair and do something about these rituals.
Aw, okay then. Staan can have some time alone, then. But I had a gift for him (it was fried eggs) so he needs to take that first.
Satan: "Dude he doesn't wanna see you anymore. Stop it."
(This reminds me I do have a WIP where this "defected" demon falls from hell and starts living with the human MC, and the book's version of hell is ruled by a devil named Stanley. So we have Staan, Satan, and Stanley. The Unholy Trinity.)
Also you're reminding me that I have to do this for my OCs too; thanks
Aside from that, I kinda smelled the self-insert from Isaac when I first read BRYZ so I was like "that's gonna be the first thing on this list, right?" lmao
And yes, you really should.
And I'm surprised it came across as self-insert-y, since this is like the 3rd/4th draft, but interesting. Isaac as he is now is not very much like me at all, unfortunately :P
*I was already hungry before I read the post but then reading it made me a bit hungrier (and it defo had something to do with the post).
I should :(
Also it wasn’t THAT self-insert-y; my brain just registered it as that at first then slowly kinda realized it wasn’t. Maybe it was just how you emphasized his whole “noT LiKe OthEr PeoPle” qualities, plus his backward-pizza-eating habit, that made me think that way at first
And that's good. Yeah, I guess I did give Isaac some of my rituals and such.
Isaac: "I'm not like other boys, I eat my pizza BACKWARDS"
”My rituals and such” When you said rituals I thought you meant stuff like chanting in a pentagram or sacrificing for Lord Farquaad or whatever kinda spiritual rituals there are out there. I got confused for a sec
The other boys have left a note: “thank goodness you’re not like us; you suck.”
Also, if he can say that, can I say: “I’m not like other Cheetos, I eat fried eggs with everything?” No? Well I’m doing it anyway.
And yes, backwards pizza is the 33rd step to summoning Staan, our dark master \(°v°)/
And accurate XD Plus, don't worry, you're definitely a one-of-a-kind Cheeto :P
What — NO! I didn’t know that! Here I was, trying all my life to summon Staan, and now that I know backwards pizza is the 33rd step… I can’t continue. Damn you, Sir Gironashi! /(0^0)\
“You’re definitely a one-of-a-kind Cheeto”
Awww :D Thanks! You’re a one-of-a-kond Girouette/Weathervane… if-if that’s what you are. If not then I messed up
(ok but fr the “one of a kind Cheeto” made me weirdly happy. I need help)
...
Unless the next part of the ritual involves eating eggs with everything :3
You're welcome ^^ and hey, I'll take it! :D
… Now neither of us can summon him because there are both roadblocks.
Oh well. I’ll summon the real Satan instead /j
Also yay :)
And lmao, you're gonna pull a full Karen, and go right to Staan's boss X'D
And yes, this is a nationwide emergency and Satan needs to get his thick butt off his chair and do something about these rituals.
And yes X'D "Excuse me? Satan? I have a complaint to make about your employee Staan!"
Satan: "Dude he doesn't wanna see you anymore. Stop it."
(This reminds me I do have a WIP where this "defected" demon falls from hell and starts living with the human MC, and the book's version of hell is ruled by a devil named Stanley. So we have Staan, Satan, and Stanley. The Unholy Trinity.)
And that sounds fun, TBH. Sounds like it could be a feels-good story.
Also, it is a feels-good story... for a little bit. (I still need to hop to writing it...)