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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】222Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenJXZoVgze
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。222Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiH5efnkYd
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？222Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik2GwX37nv
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