“Tails,” Gamma said, “I just put our sealed copies of Pokemon Sun and Moon up on eBay for 120$.”
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“Try to sell em for $160! Let those losers BEG” tails was drawing on a white T-shirt with a marker
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“what are you drawing” gamma said while putting the ebay listing up for 180$.
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“our logo!!!!!” tails held up the shirt, which had a very large drawing on Sonic the he dgehog and a small drawing of tails and gamma “it’s us!”
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“What is our team name” gamma
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“team Christ, duh! don’t be a idiot.”
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Gamma repented his sins to the holy bible and then started playing far cry 5.
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“I am bored.” Gamma said, the way a bored robot does, “Let’s kill Christopher again.”
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“H*CK YEAH!!!!” Tails hit the griddy and ran out the door
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Gamma did the hype while following him out the door. Yeah
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Chris is sitting on his couch watching perry mason.357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaBuuVYPRb
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“Ugh this show is so boring and stupid.” Chris said and then turned it off. “I would never hire a lawyer.”
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Author’s Note: DONT SEE LAST CHAPTER!!!!
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Charmy busted through the window, spraying glass all over Chris. “WHEEEE I DRANK A COFEE TODAY AND IT WAS SOGOODTHEREWASCARANELANDWHIPPEDCREAMANDCHOKALATE.”357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBcyn0maLU
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“That happened to me once” chris said, “but after that grandpa started yelling at me and then I fell asleep.”
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Tails started running like a awesome bad*ass, glowing bright orange, towars Chris house
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Gamma is also.
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“I LOVE BETTER CALL SAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” CHARM LY SHRIEKd
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“My grandpa doesn’t let me watch that show because it has bad content.”
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Gamma breaks into his house using breaking the door down and gets into the house.
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Tails was standing on Gamma’s shoulder like groot CHRIS YORU RGONNA DIE!!!” “AGAIN”
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Chris punches his pillow out of anger and then throws his TV at Tails.
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“Why dont you just leave me alone???” Chris questions.
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Gamma uses advanced mathematics and all known sciences to determine this is a stupid question and ignores it.
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“CAUSE YOU ARE DUMB AND SATANIC AND eVIL” Tails kicked Gamma
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“EEVIIIIIIILLLL!” Yelled mermaid man
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“Thanks grandpa” said Chris
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“Yeah okay” said Grandpa Thorndyke taking off his mermaid man cosplay.
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“nice cosplay mister Thorndyke I’m gonna kill Chris now” Tails trie d to kill chris
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“No!” says grandpa thorndyke pointing at Tails, “I forbid you from killing my annoying grandson!”
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“Please?” Tails sayed
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“Hm…..” says grandpa thorndyke thinking about it. “no”
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Sonic walked in, but not Sonic,he was black! “Hey kid,” Shadow pulled a cigarette out of his mouth “wanna hear a knock knock joke”
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“Kay” says chris
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Shadow punched Tails in the face two times “KNOCK KNOCK”
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“Who is there?” Gamma says, as he is a robot and is the only one in the room who knows the mathematical structure of a knock knock joke.
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“Your mom.” Shadow kicked Tails in the balls and finished eating his cigarette
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Chris put his hands on his head like Kevin from Home Alone because of how awesome what he just saw was.
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“THATS SO AWESOMENESS AND COOL!” Chris yelled.
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“yeah ok” shadow crossed his arms and look away
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tails was bleeding out of his mouth
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Gamma was angry that his gamer friend was hurt, so he took out his chainsaw and attacked Shadow with it to hurt him.
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Shadow blocked the chainsaw with his Choas Control, and looked up at Gamma. “No” he broke Gamma’s arm bone and kicked him in the balls
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Gamma did not compute this possibility but shadow did it anyway because he’s just that awesome sauce. Gamma exploded into a huge explosion because of this and his head flew away.
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“You’re so cool and something!” Chris said and almost started crying because of how cool it was.
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“Shut the hell up.” Shadow crossed his arms again
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“he said.. hell! He’s a sinner! Just like Chris..” Tails was dying.
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“Now kill him!” Yelled Chris.
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“you’re annoying” shadow punched Chris in the balls
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This hurt chris a lot but was still awesome.
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Grandpa thorndyke silently nodded in the corner of the room.
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Shadow walked over to Grandpa Thorndyke and whispered something to him, walking back to Chris. “Get up, loser, we’re going somewhere.”
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“Yes Okay!” chris says and gets up to go somewhere.
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“Get your cr*p so we can go somewhere.” Shadow wanted to go somewhere
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Chris gets his cr*p so they can go somewhere.
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Shadow picked up Chris and ran outside running away really fast “we’re gonna hide from that f*cking f*cker f*x, Tails.”
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“Why are you helping me?” Asks Grandson Thorndyke. “Everyone hates me…”
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“I hate you too.” Shadow beat up Chris while running
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“So why are you helping me then?” Chris said, now immune to physical pain.
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“Cuz.” Shadow started smoking cannabis.
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“That’s not good for your body or your mind, Shadow, drugs are never the answer.”
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“Kill yourself”
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“You would make a good Dalek.”
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Shadow spit out his grin cannabis spit. “I’m not a fricking gay nerd like you, I don’t know what a Dalek is.”
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“They’re these really scary robots from Doctor Who and they yell ‘exterminate!’ and then you die.”
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“you’re gonna die if you don’t shut up” shadow beat up Chris and stopped at a crappy run down gas station
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A fat trucker drove by eating a big burger and then hit some lady on the road.
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Shadow walked into the back room of the gas station that had a PS5 in it “this is my gamer pad where I get tilted at the towers.”
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“No way I love Apex Legends too!” Chris says.
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shadow drop kicked Chris (in the balls) “die”
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“Ow”
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Suddenly someone that looks exactly like Shadow walks into the back of the gas station and points at Shadow
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“I found you, faker!”
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“Faker?” Says Shadow, “I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here. You’re not even good enough to be my fake-”357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eCmCuW5Sf
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“I’ll make you eat those words!”
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Sonic who was turned into evil dark sonic with Hellenism started punching Shadow.
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Shadow broke Shadow’s arm and kicked him in the stomach and punched him and spit in his eye
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Shadow laughed villainously, and then took out an MP5 and put in an M4 clip and then pumped the barrel. And then he started shooting at Shadow.
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Chris picked up a wad of gamer gunk and threw it at Shadow.
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Shadow fell over and Shadow stood over him. “Good job, Chris, you’re actually useful, for once, bet that won’t last long.” Shadow pulled out the ultimate weapon to kill Shadow: a Christian cross! the shadow got turned into Sonic and ‘faker’ shadow beat up Sonic
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Suddenly faker shadow beat up faker sonic so much that their memories swapped and they became shadow and sonic.
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“Woah” shadow said like a black hedgehog would
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“Wow” sonic said “I’m Sonic now? Or was I always Sonic? Or was I fake Shadow and then went back to Sonic? Or am I Shadow with Sonic’s memories?”357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrYdKoIsMQ
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“Dunno” chris said.
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“I DONT FUCKING CARE, GAY ASS!!! CHAOS CONTROL!” Shadow blew Sonic out of the building and into the atmosphere with lightning
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Auhor’s note: sorry about the swearing my brother gabe wrote that so I wouldn’t have to type swears cause that’s illegal for christians to do.
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Sonic fell all the way to a place.
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“What even just happened and why” Chris said.
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“I erased the evil from Shadow’s blood and turned him into a Christian Hedgehog, making him weaker and nicer.” Shadow said, as a satanist would.
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“Oh alright that makes sense.” Chris said Chrissily, “When can I go home?”
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“Never. Tails will keep going after you, and we can’t let that happen, we can’t let you get hurt, Chris, you’re too important. I’m gonna protect you no matter how annoying and dumb you are.” Shadow clenched his fist, and put a hand on Chris’ shoulder. “You are annoying and dumb and stupid, but you have to live, as long as I breathe and worship Satan, you will be survive.”
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“Wow,” said Chris, now looking at Shady hedgehog like the father he had but didn’t see a lot cause he was too rich to deal with Chris and had to be paid by his grandpa everytime he came over. “That’s so sweet, thank you Shadow.”
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“Shut up your gay ass up” shadow punched Chris in the stomach and kicked him in the nose
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“And the Daleks were created by the evil Davros who wanted to make the perfect race to eradicate every other being in the universe.” Chris.
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“I don’t care.” Shadow cared and wanted to watch doctor who cause it’s cool but he hates Chris
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David Tennant was outside filling up his gas tank in his car.
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and then Add to home screen.