Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJIAdcXS5X
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN5UBLJdz1
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo1DLIEHBX
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIC50krQP8
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDDKiOEofr
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH4pmbbpqC
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiscnqbZlf
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXtCZ1Q6pT
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNC4utiVND
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwctbOzlzO
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmWqHbXtVz
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflrcd82Lmg
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpzadY5rcV
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lo14uqwGq
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wHQ9ShzOu
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQckaIw6Kyv
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0sPClCQyH
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQgQCDOe7c
“Bear meat.” 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvHX87XEp0
“Alright~”900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aYMM1TBRw
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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