Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCrt8nEJQC
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp23jZVAhxJ
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTC4kYPE4g
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCJS9PphnG
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYBKnJgxdD
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZtENoSKoh
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ix5U0uEa
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWeneMah40
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91b0MZT58v
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7juMRXPs3
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP2SZW3RUB
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuxEP6CVsj
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7ifeuzIqC
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERBbVqq7M8
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe45nIDlOSg
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLfQ7eu5Ml
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsatSgPOhOU
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IYjojNfl4
“Bear meat.” 840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkD4v1oF0K
“Alright~”840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcGA5RhG8u
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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