Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KfQpP3EQK
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllVCAabIyF
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZwQCjY67C
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKJF9KmsxN
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAucseJby4
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCdYzPAtXy
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT0HhfBt0e
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QjxthXV0R
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6wjdeIiue
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWtARPhgmg
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AlAk7kCz0
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPfHchz7aU
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2zkqmVItJ
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP5w8A87CR
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLff9uevm4
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS81MdFuSZ
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMvkfhDN3F
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsErLYIUz34
“Bear meat.” 926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOKcbwCBos
“Alright~”926Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZbA8G356T
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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