你最難忘的生日怎樣過?249Please respect copyright.PENANAj37KZgsH4K
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難忘的定義很廣泛。譬如朋友為你製造誇張的生日驚喜;男朋友在生日向你求婚。我聽過有把拍拖紀念日、結婚紀念日和老婆生日都放在同一天的混帳,雖然狡猾,但做法非常可取,算是向消費社會發出反抗的吶喊。249Please respect copyright.PENANAg9jMqwdM5u
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但無論如何,跟我的27歲生日有段差距。249Please respect copyright.PENANA0X7MpFr8Uq
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二十七歲生日,我在自己家裡玩通靈板,召喚了邪靈。249Please respect copyright.PENANACeQI5INYny
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但真正難忘的遠非於此。249Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ4y30dBNM
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Mia和Peter離開後,我們亦到二樓梳洗休息。我家是三房,走上樓梯正面是浴室,右邊是走廊、兩間客房和一間連套廁和露台的主人房。249Please respect copyright.PENANALE8abUwh6r
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羅夫住在我對面的客房。也許仍然在為通靈板的事生氣,所以羅夫讓我們安排Ella睡在另一間客房。249Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ67oILF0D249Please respect copyright.PENANAlC7OoK6rYO
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聽Ella燒烤時提及過,她和羅夫在夜店認識,至今拍拖已經三年半,到了談婚論嫁的階段,打算待疫情後到國外結婚。我想不會因為晚上發生的事情而分手。249Please respect copyright.PENANAdLSDbMAvcn
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不過,我不認為疫情會像剛才的鬼魂,說消失就消失好了。249Please respect copyright.PENANANkRbOLWTsw
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Emma對我打了眼色,對羅夫和我說:「今晚我陪Ella瞓,你哋唔使擔心。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAjy6vtqGFPK
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然而,當羅夫的房門關上的數分鐘後,Emma跑到主人房了。畢竟我和Emma是炮友的關係,不算名正言順的情侶,所以也不好當著朋友的面到我的房間睡。249Please respect copyright.PENANArK4sPK49tO
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明眼人都知道,這是做愛的節奏。249Please respect copyright.PENANARjSOi1kctz
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你們可能會問:「你明明兩個鐘前先嚇到鳩縮喎?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAlADpl7FZd5
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But!即使心有餘悸,都無阻礙人類的社交活動和我按捺已久的性慾。我不想讓我的27歲生日在驚嚇完結,也不希望對不起從Amazon訂來的萬聖節情趣內衣。249Please respect copyright.PENANAAXCBqVHGk8
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再說,今晚我害怕自己一個人。249Please respect copyright.PENANADqu4czgH98
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今晚嗎?或許我一直都害怕。249Please respect copyright.PENANAanxTS3KTUL
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通靈板喚來鬼鬼魂只是一條導火線。249Please respect copyright.PENANAsEk9bDlu2j
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用文青的腔調,身體的空虛源於靈魂的孤獨。村上春樹說過人應該走進荒野感受孤獨,從而證明自己擁有能獨立存在的力量。249Please respect copyright.PENANAwVrhIzeByI
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但我要說,我隻身來到荒野一年,那份孤獨感像林中的迷霧,當你用力撥開後發現待待你的只有四面牆,空無一人。249Please respect copyright.PENANAeK8oPWr4xO
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孤獨是你在空中墜下,而你不知道甚麼時候撞落地面,失重的恐懼沒處宣洩。249Please respect copyright.PENANAJZcKgVONGZ
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所以,得自私地抓住一樣東西,或者卑鄙地佔有一個人。249Please respect copyright.PENANAyNqADsdhZ2
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孤獨啊,大概就是這樣。249Please respect copyright.PENANAh7QDGV9da1
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我攤在床上看著Emma從浴室出來,換上情趣內衣的身影,腦海用Deep fake 自動補完成Mia的樣子。Emma的樣貌不及Mia,但身材比後者豐滿,而且總能滿足我的性癖。249Please respect copyright.PENANAf2HDBLNcIj
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例如剃毛。249Please respect copyright.PENANAF0UUJREXI4
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又或者各式各樣的花式和角色扮演。249Please respect copyright.PENANAwPzNXzBYM9
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「好襯你。」249Please respect copyright.PENANA19ZwDHAYU0
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「係嘛?」Emma一邊爬上床,一邊笑道:「我以為你今晚會唔想要。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAqlFt7ZaCwt
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「我一啲都唔怕。A soldier has no fear。」我拿起Tim 塞給我的安全套。249Please respect copyright.PENANA4lhTCzJb1F
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「真係嗎?」249Please respect copyright.PENANArwpyriq4jF
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Emma像貓咪般伏在我的兩腿間,伸出舌頭上下舔動,溫熱溫潤的快感把僅餘的懼意和拋到九霄之外。249Please respect copyright.PENANAKyTnfZpWPE
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我伸手關掉床頭燈,一手輕按她的後腦杓⋯⋯249Please respect copyright.PENANAHgTHZLvMka
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隨著高低起伏的呻吟聲與碰撞聲消失,戰士終於在敵軍身上落下一串子彈,然後躺在壕溝中,棄械投降。249Please respect copyright.PENANAq8MuFEfJQy
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也許因為酒意加上體力消耗,又或者晚上所發生的怪事使我神經過份繃緊,完事攤在床上沒多久,我便抱住Emma倒頭大睡。249Please respect copyright.PENANAGc8UAeAb86
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我發了一個場夢,在夢裡我看到我跟Mia住在這間屋裡。249Please respect copyright.PENANAjqJVY9gCzm
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那是一個陽光明媚的早上,光線從客廳的窗簾透進來。249Please respect copyright.PENANAX0XlDNmrI4
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此時,我坐在布藝梳化上,回頭一瞧看見Mia拿著一杯熱氣騰騰的黑咖啡朝我我方向走來。249Please respect copyright.PENANAnxf3uRB82n
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Mia的棕啡長髮紮成辮,純白色的T Shirt外是我家的圍裙,看上去像這間屋的女主人。249Please respect copyright.PENANA7hRu85RC8x
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很好,非常好。249Please respect copyright.PENANAKCrh4zfppV
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她放下咖啡,從後環抱我的肩膊,笑瞇瞇道:「你有冇偷食?」249Please respect copyright.PENANANncmBWf90J
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我不敢回頭看她,一陣罪惡感湧上心頭。249Please respect copyright.PENANADpqKB5OVUF
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「冇⋯⋯我好專一。」我支支吾吾。249Please respect copyright.PENANAPC3hYprwml
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存有罪惡感是好事,證明我還是一個正常人。249Please respect copyright.PENANAjNvDZ8z7ze
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Mia繞到前面,像貓咪一般伏我的身上。她把頭湊到我耳畔,吹出一口濕潤溫濡的暖氣。249Please respect copyright.PENANAHNvqLBNIKD
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「真係冇對唔住我?」她問。249Please respect copyright.PENANATFjHNzXeYq
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我猶豫了片逾,搖了搖頭。249Please respect copyright.PENANAReaC1vm3zt
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她聞言動也不動,輕哼著奇怪,像急口令的說話。249Please respect copyright.PENANAXPM0yoVk8R
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「The sky is blue,the grass is green~」249Please respect copyright.PENANAD1hKonR7AK
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「Mia?」我輕喚,但她並沒理會。249Please respect copyright.PENANARFs2TovDPX
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「May we have our Halloween?」249Please respect copyright.PENANALVcFizdlgb
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「Mia?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAfKpUBiPC2D
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「If not a penny, a ha'penny will do⋯⋯」249Please respect copyright.PENANAHfqjSnfoIr
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我愈聽愈覺不妥,一陣不安的感覺籠罩全身。與此同時,幾隻幼小的手指從檯上的咖啡杯中探出來,用力抓住杯緣。249Please respect copyright.PENANASNGVnUvbvV
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「If not a ha'penny, then GOD BLESS YOU⋯⋯」249Please respect copyright.PENANAqjsH4yVowZ
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「Mia!」我嘗試用力掙扎,可是怎也擺脫不掉Mia。249Please respect copyright.PENANAhbLYnhAk6z
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她在我耳邊輕笑,說出那一句話⋯⋯249Please respect copyright.PENANAy69W9s2ufM
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Trick or treat?249Please respect copyright.PENANARcR146aWhy
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「嗄!」我猛然驚醒,上氣不接下氣的坐起來。249Please respect copyright.PENANASta1WZ2AEC
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「Fuck。」我一邊呢喃,一邊拭去額頭的冷汗,努力抹去烙在腦海中的餘音。249Please respect copyright.PENANA9iMRvTfMZ7
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望了床頭的電子鬧鐘一眼,距離天光還有三小時。249Please respect copyright.PENANAIyCnSN2O82
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主人房一片漆黑,房門微微虛掩著。我睡眼惺忪地摸了摸身邊,發現Emma不見了,昏黄的光線從浴室透出來。249Please respect copyright.PENANAlTLX3Q5nzn
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半夜去洗手間嗎?249Please respect copyright.PENANAbdKZJe57Uk
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然而,下一秒從浴室出來的身影推翻了我的想法。249Please respect copyright.PENANApjNNvIJFls
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從浴室出來的人是中途昏過去,本應睡在客房的Ella!249Please respect copyright.PENANAlzgJ4FT6H0
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這時候Ella已經洗掉了嚇人的萬聖節妝,脫去身上的俏護士服,身上只剩一條繫蝴蝶結的黑色丁字底褲,纖腰間可見一個英文名的紋身。249Please respect copyright.PENANAxga2qr5gj4
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重點並不是性感無比的內褲,而是羅夫的女朋友怎會出現在我的房間裡?249Please respect copyright.PENANAvMGo3nIQgz
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Emma又去了哪裡?249Please respect copyright.PENANAGIWOSgwT5l
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Ella掩著豐滿的胸脯向我步步走來,最後坐在床邊,像鼓起勇氣般鬆開胸前的手,右手從被子下順著我的大腿而上⋯⋯249Please respect copyright.PENANAPOcC4YVNyr
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我趕忙偏過頭,按住她的手。我的性癖不少,但絕對不包括偷食朋友的女朋友,更何況羅夫現在就睡在對面的房間。249Please respect copyright.PENANADmOzgjRik5
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我壓下聲線:「你做咩喺度?」249Please respect copyright.PENANA13oNN4VYa3
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「我哋做愛,你都已經勃起咗。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAw5zMgCsAFt
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「你唔好玩啦!你係唔係⋯⋯」我想說鬼上身,但不敢說出來。249Please respect copyright.PENANAYzl76qVjF7
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「我依家好清醒。我都知道你同Emma係咩關係。」Ella瞄到床頭檯上的安全套包裝,低聲道:「你哋頭先做過。」249Please respect copyright.PENANA3GVvQezHo2
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我沒有否認。249Please respect copyright.PENANApa0kuzOmzI
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「咁你又想唔想知,Emma同我男朋友背住我哋做緊咩⋯⋯做過啲咩?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAE9ZfYJSCzO
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我聽到她的說話,視線旋即飄向房門外。249Please respect copyright.PENANAAOsNIKz6A2
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「殊⋯⋯」Ella做手勢示意我安靜。249Please respect copyright.PENANA8XGOisORzB
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如是者,我們躡手躡腳走出走廊,站在羅夫的客房外。249Please respect copyright.PENANAH2UtSK94Se
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我的手懸在門柄上方,卻遲遲沒有打開房門的勇氣。249Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y1RkNdSj6
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過了幾秒,我蹲下來從鎖匙孔看進去,只見羅夫和Emma都在床上。從鎖匙孔中能清晰看到Emma還穿著我送給她的內衣,屁股朝門外的方向,頭在羅夫粗壯的腿間上下猛烈搖動。249Please respect copyright.PENANAELC3ziBwY3
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沒錯,我的朋友和我的炮友在我的生日!249Please respect copyright.PENANATyylMWpfKV
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我的屋子裡做愛!你們誰有比我更難忘,更瘋狂的生日體驗,不妨分享。但我賭你們沒有,也希望你們沒有。249Please respect copyright.PENANAybBkXnUiF5
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羅夫揪住Emma的長髮,享受地說道:「嘿,你真係唔怕佢醒?」249Please respect copyright.PENANA0RnRojaaie
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「你都唔怕Ella發現,佢唔會咁快醒啦。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAUBEQnyfVLq
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「咁先刺激。」249Please respect copyright.PENANACVRaANXlwt
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「如果你知道呢套睡衣係佢買,會唔會刺激啲?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAps06JtFSsH
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「哈哈,咁今晚我要玩到你求我停為止。」羅夫的笑聲讓我胃袋絞痛。249Please respect copyright.PENANAnIV10ry6zv
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接下來,Emma背坐在羅夫身上,十指和私處都與羅夫緊合著, 一下接一下的擴張收縮,像打樁機沒入泥土一般似的。249Please respect copyright.PENANAd5SaOjDwbI
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當然,我不願說羅夫才幹了幾下便停下來,在我以為他想起要戴套的時候卻提槍換道,繼續他的開採工程。249Please respect copyright.PENANAugQHORfMrz
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我沒有看下去,回頭凝視Ella。大家對望兩眼,彼此顯然想到同一個地方去。249Please respect copyright.PENANAvb5UgKfU8X
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報復!249Please respect copyright.PENANA0LyBYYkAxH
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這也是Ella燒烤時的奇怪舉動和溜進我房間的理由。249Please respect copyright.PENANABJ4alrfO7S
我主動把Ella帶回主人房,輕輕關上門後便一手抱起她,放在床上。249Please respect copyright.PENANAXWJ5iNGglv
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Ella沒有拒抗的意思,反過來撲倒我,讓晃來晃去的兩團軟肉在我臉上掃動,然後一邊伏在我頸項上用力吸啜,留下吻痕,一邊在我的兩腿間用力擼動。249Please respect copyright.PENANASLZ4CoQWOU
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同樣地,我的手也沒有閒下來,順著平坦的小腹而下,手指時而撥動佈滿朝露的花瓣,時而按壓刺激發脹的花蕊。249Please respect copyright.PENANA7gIOkGxJ5I
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她轉身換過姿勢,伏在我的腿間:「既然佢可以,我哋都可以。」249Please respect copyright.PENANA2x9k2H1yCp
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隨著一陣溫暖的快感,我主動湊上去肆意吸啜,再過了一會後我終於按捺不住,站起來在她的臉蛋上一洩如注。249Please respect copyright.PENANAwYRDjOOsGo
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這只是第一次,至少是意識清晰時的一次。249Please respect copyright.PENANAzfC3HWwxeL
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當我躺在床上半睡半醒時,Ella從浴室再出來後,我隱約記得我們有第二次和第三次,兩次都沒有用安全措施。一如我的網名,報復式的射到最深處。249Please respect copyright.PENANAW7qHFzlao7
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我們沒有視對方為性伴,而是工具,像手淫的飛機杯和自慰棒。249Please respect copyright.PENANAfxdHyDVTwI
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我們彷彿著了魔,用自己的身體來報復另一半,瘋狂宣洩被背叛的不快。249Please respect copyright.PENANAPfjwldPwYu
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我喜歡Emma嗎?也許沒有。249Please respect copyright.PENANA2VhIz9tqog
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我只是討厭被背叛的感覺。249Please respect copyright.PENANAN7pT08Oyf8
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人的心比鬼更可怕。249Please respect copyright.PENANAEwkHJlKDES
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不管是Emma和羅夫,抑或我和初次見面便床上切磋的Ella。249Please respect copyright.PENANA0fiESfaYPu
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我醒來的時候已經是翌日的中午時份,窗外正下著滂沱大雨。249Please respect copyright.PENANARyGByEk6RE
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雨水拍打玻璃窗,屋內只有我一人,羅夫、Ella和Emma都已經離開。我下床捶兩下痠痛的腰,拿起電話查看訊息。249Please respect copyright.PENANA11A06ii39O
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電話收到兩個訊息,分別是Emma和Peter。249Please respect copyright.PENANAYSCn5ZcZsu
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「我幫你請咗假。見你咁好瞓,所以冇嘈醒你。Darling,生日快樂!」249Please respect copyright.PENANAY6A6iqOh1O
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看來Emma並不知道我已經發現了她和羅夫的事情,而且Ella應該在她回來前離開房間。249Please respect copyright.PENANAMJMESrLcNu
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如果羅夫知道我跟Ella為了報復他們而搞上,大概會瘋掉吧?249Please respect copyright.PENANAgZFKjoFAnc
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話說回來,Ella不會是危險期吧?該死的。我暗忖。249Please respect copyright.PENANAGRE24vAeKA
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想到昨晚像換妻般的瘋狂行為,我不禁瞄看牆上的連身鏡,上下打量自己。249Please respect copyright.PENANAZHEBUtSqEx
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真醜陋,果然我們是同一路人,沒有誰比誰高尚。249Please respect copyright.PENANAmyTPiyMvsc
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「今晚要嚟我屋企?」我錄音。249Please respect copyright.PENANAbIfPtNM4qI
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「why not?」她爽快地回應。249Please respect copyright.PENANAOkFsrYyDz8
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Peter傳訊息給我,這倒是我預期之外的事。249Please respect copyright.PENANAcCGoBEjF4M
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「Steven,我已經返到安全返到屋企。我諗呢個世界真係有科學冇辦法解釋嘅現象。而且,我剛才沖完涼喺網絡上查到啲嘢,等你返工見面講。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAJsKtbKKmax
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不知怎地,看到Peter傳到這個剎有介事的訊息後,我霍然想起昨晚那場邪門的遊戲。249Please respect copyright.PENANA0GAehCzpOW
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過了一會兒,我接到公司主管的來電。我的上司叫Gigi,是一個獨身的中年女人,同樣是香港移民,不過已經來了快十年。她經常說自己在等待她的真命天子,浪漫的說詞背後卻流露著泊碼頭的心態。249Please respect copyright.PENANANnuTsiiSAx
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要說的是,剝削是華人自古以來的特性,Gigi姐也不例外。249Please respect copyright.PENANAbnZZYgdLq4
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「Steven,你冇事嗎?我聽Emma講你病咗,我真係好擔心你呀。」 Gigi姐問候,吊高八度的聲線讓我拿開電話聽筒。249Please respect copyright.PENANAhgd9WC0E13
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「有嘢就直接講啦八婆。」我很想這樣說,但我沒有。249Please respect copyright.PENANAqDGAmwyjSO
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「少少感冒,食兩粒藥就冇事。」249Please respect copyright.PENANA5fQ8OfLBjX
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「冇事就最好喇,咁我可以拜託你去一趟Bull Ring?客有啲地方想改動。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2QHUocCbn
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Bull Ring是伯明翰市中心最大的購物商場,也是我手頭上其中一個萬聖節項目。249Please respect copyright.PENANAyh3r0HdF9f
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「能夠幫助到客人,我真係好開心。」 我如是應道。249Please respect copyright.PENANANiTXwcTdXr
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「哎,另外有份文件要交畀客人,我叫Emma帶畀你?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAcgQD8HWOYl
我忽然想起Mia。249Please respect copyright.PENANAUVJRgKWpAK
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「Emma手上應該有唔少工作跟緊,搵Mia就可以。」249Please respect copyright.PENANA6hUdEVWbAL
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「喔?原來係Mia嗎?我都係Mia派。」Gigi姐發出古怪的笑聲。249Please respect copyright.PENANApjUrOsT1GC
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「哈,我再私下Mia約時間。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAHEcliyNcAx
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「記得飲多啲水,食多啲菜,做多啲⋯⋯呵呵。」Gigi姐叮囑。249Please respect copyright.PENANAnb3SmhfwGe
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忘了說,Gigi姐是一個精通潮文和流行語的連登絲打。249Please respect copyright.PENANAsZtVOZm7Y0
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我駕車到市中心的時候剛好四點正。我西裝筆挺地出現在Bull Ring,跟Mia及商場負責人員在標誌性的銅牛雕像前會合。249Please respect copyright.PENANAzncqqEa0Oq
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這個購物商場高三層,分成左右兩翼,只有底層相連。右翼頂層的出口擺放的銅牛雕像,在不同的節日會換上相應的裝飾,吸引遊人拍照。249Please respect copyright.PENANA8CHAI3yVxw
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這是我其中一項工作,利用各種手段,刺激顧客的消費慾望。249Please respect copyright.PENANAujIAqg8wmh
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你以為消費是自主嗎?249Please respect copyright.PENANAiJwQeF5IsI
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因為你很要某種東西而掏荷包嗎?249Please respect copyright.PENANAY8VY0OU58P
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不對,其實只是我們這種人製造的你的需要。249Please respect copyright.PENANAMkXN3zMFHR
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沿著餐廳林立的寬闊斜路而下是一個露天的觀景台,今年夏天完結前設置一間臨時的戶外酒吧,淺粉色系的裝潢,名字好像叫Blossom。酒吧的租期完結,現在由我們公司代理, 把這個戶外空間佈置成一個熱鬧的小型市集。249Please respect copyright.PENANAmkaJoioldd
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「Steven,我想再萬聖節之前喺個牛頭套多一個大南瓜,再加啲三、四倍數量嘅燈串。喲,南瓜要揀有機。另外再加喲流血效果⋯⋯」249Please respect copyright.PENANAbOLdPn7x1q
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我讓Mia幫忙抄下對方提出的奇怪要求。249Please respect copyright.PENANAh1twdlkI5b
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Mia:「但係⋯⋯」249Please respect copyright.PENANA0PBfGZOcA9
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我對Mia打眼色,斬釘截鐵地說道:「冇問題。即管包喺我哋身上,我們一定會令你滿意,要幾閃有幾閃,要幾有機就幾有機。」249Please respect copyright.PENANA5OMLjXc2pJ
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世界上不止「做得到」和「做不到」。249Please respect copyright.PENANA2cmOfddVZg
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還有一種叫「做不到都要做」。249Please respect copyright.PENANAIOIqcxzzwe
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「Gigi果然冇推薦錯,哈哈!」249Please respect copyright.PENANAgkhPH3iDOE
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客人滿意地搭住我的肩膀,七情上面地說道:「係喇,我呢幾日一直諗緊點先可以令氣氛再恐怖,再詭異啲。例如搵幾個小朋友扮鬼叫,喺商場廣播,你哋點睇?」249Please respect copyright.PENANA5G3c1KkZyx
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我和Mia聽到「恐怖」這個字,不自覺地對望一眼,大家都想起昨晚降神會的駭人畫面。249Please respect copyright.PENANAUiIzi1kfqy
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客人摸著下巴的鬍渣,苦惱道:「但要啲細路點叫又係一個問題啊。吖,不如叫佢哋唱Baby Shark?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAJX3rBvrzNY
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「The sky is blue, the grass is green⋯⋯」249Please respect copyright.PENANAiPPTegM393
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「May we have our Halloween?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2YqqLuCM8
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「If not a penny, a’ha penny will do」我呢喃。249Please respect copyright.PENANA0NukZzDWOz
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Mia神色困惑地看著我,語帶顫音地接下去:「If not a ha'penny, then god bless you?」249Please respect copyright.PENANAn0ZPVS2uPl
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我當堂呆住,難以置信地看著Mia。249Please respect copyright.PENANAxl53iE4yHO
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客人驚喜地看著我們:「咦,估唔到你哋咁後生都聽過呢幾句喎!唔通Gigi同過你哋連我係蘇格蘭人?呢幾句係蘇格蘭傳統習俗,小朋友喺萬聖節問屋主攞糖果嘅說話呀。一於就搵人錄呢幾句啦。」249Please respect copyright.PENANAmEVZy6ck4O
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他沒有發現的是,我和Mia的臉色已經嚇得發白了。249Please respect copyright.PENANACA6N3RFxfA
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蘇格蘭?249Please respect copyright.PENANAoAx8uLgbPr
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第一,我從來沒有去過英國北部。249Please respect copyright.PENANAhXtTXQWVo8
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第二,沒有做過相關的資料搜集。249Please respect copyright.PENANAe1gZQIczbM
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我昨天才第一次聽到這幾句話。那麼,Mia呢?249Please respect copyright.PENANAV428IY1bDG
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難道⋯⋯Mia昨晚都發了同一個夢?249Please respect copyright.PENANAOlJO4rCoNK
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