跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧767Please respect copyright.PENANASLovkf5gwY
KP :沒錯767Please respect copyright.PENANAeLvqNneso5
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?767Please respect copyright.PENANAoSbWIjvjlP
NPC :肯定有。767Please respect copyright.PENANAiq4dIQjmu5
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來767Please respect copyright.PENANAM9t7VFJJMy
玩家:有多少條?767Please respect copyright.PENANAQUO7pHicVq
KP :嗯……767Please respect copyright.PENANAl9mHOTCgwL
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)767Please respect copyright.PENANAjyajcQekG5
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。767Please respect copyright.PENANAIepUC1Puyx
(巧手失敗)767Please respect copyright.PENANAadkqCH8jjR
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。767Please respect copyright.PENANAxUwHqNkLjb
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。767Please respect copyright.PENANAh4kuryWNPr
(巧手成功)767Please respect copyright.PENANAjyDi1L2AvB
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?767Please respect copyright.PENANAxkE57INaW5
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅767Please respect copyright.PENANAswKNYEqBhn
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?767Please respect copyright.PENANAtl8eAMy4HY
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲767Please respect copyright.PENANANVhdXCDTHo
我 :……767Please respect copyright.PENANA3Zuaiuxum7
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……767Please respect copyright.PENANAeLeweIbwZ2
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒767Please respect copyright.PENANAQTSZsCGyg6
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving767Please respect copyright.PENANAPnj3197vvk
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)767Please respect copyright.PENANADSLGaQVoiI
我 :roll 1d20 = 1767Please respect copyright.PENANA1ihqm7bQX4
我角色:暴斃767Please respect copyright.PENANAOXMLWLFm3B
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線767Please respect copyright.PENANA2PZh5zCyIA
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?767Please respect copyright.PENANAtp2XtUwheU
全員:(望)767Please respect copyright.PENANAIgizo4z48n
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生767Please respect copyright.PENANARqDfpV5Fc5
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個767Please respect copyright.PENANAiYQLo1QCwI
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。767Please respect copyright.PENANAnUG3Hvhk4v
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事767Please respect copyright.PENANA6KYhhWeQfh
隊友A:我沒有印象767Please respect copyright.PENANAc0S24FaNHT
我 :(翻查Notes)767Please respect copyright.PENANAXfXdzSGV01
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)767Please respect copyright.PENANAD2xzgXTdX7
DM:做個說服檢定767Please respect copyright.PENANAdvbDcw5PMW
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9767Please respect copyright.PENANAQHkTv180R2
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……767Please respect copyright.PENANA28jkmF8NZj
我 :但我的骰點不夠高767Please respect copyright.PENANAbV0fIh6HNM
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?767Please respect copyright.PENANAfFLUaU8nRt
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧767Please respect copyright.PENANA5Qgs9KQn3D
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)767Please respect copyright.PENANAlEukpa2EkI
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?767Please respect copyright.PENANAP3vbjjLM6G
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?767Please respect copyright.PENANA9yffSLFGnM
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——767Please respect copyright.PENANAOclC2ZUXU5
我 :蛤?全部?767Please respect copyright.PENANAyRdIBT4rHz
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。767Please respect copyright.PENANANu6a1WJWbT
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!767Please respect copyright.PENANAKn6XTw6Yi8
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!767Please respect copyright.PENANAniY4fXjkH7
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!767Please respect copyright.PENANAOyl43qUqyf
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?767Please respect copyright.PENANAT15lAA1KzT
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?767Please respect copyright.PENANAvQHYbDtgdX
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance767Please respect copyright.PENANApkcN9GqpSt
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!767Please respect copyright.PENANA3Nhim5HVfw
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)767Please respect copyright.PENANA52tJH2pHnl
(稍後)767Please respect copyright.PENANASskOY2OMpy
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?767Please respect copyright.PENANAqSmYo0MXjo
我 :……767Please respect copyright.PENANAaTeg2hTLw4
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)767Please respect copyright.PENANAsFIlFqDVMo
我 :這個是767Please respect copyright.PENANA46BO7nwuZB
我 :混合隻揪。767Please respect copyright.PENANAq6OWS5dECn
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動767Please respect copyright.PENANAeXh0zrOqlj
我 :唔好啊!!!!!767Please respect copyright.PENANAMgp6oq4lIc
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》767Please respect copyright.PENANA3Q2OvSQsay
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!767Please respect copyright.PENANAqL9n9xn5GN
隊友: :(767Please respect copyright.PENANARDAlTlGKk5
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)767Please respect copyright.PENANAiZQrihg5bZ
我 :炮房767Please respect copyright.PENANAcWwoKrBUMQ
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉767Please respect copyright.PENANAAfHEmu6wcl
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?767Please respect copyright.PENANAu1K0JNCuXK
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間767Please respect copyright.PENANA50H5oveVuh
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!767Please respect copyright.PENANAFNIzwfYcaL
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?767Please respect copyright.PENANA0S0CI9jiJu
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了767Please respect copyright.PENANAwhaeQIUwc4
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方767Please respect copyright.PENANAZirqHSlSgg
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙767Please respect copyright.PENANAa56VYWoYDD
DM:……767Please respect copyright.PENANAVlbdzILAbF
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)767Please respect copyright.PENANAQND6JHOE35
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC767Please respect copyright.PENANAr2R7HB9J1x
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——767Please respect copyright.PENANAg4Alx6h7Fg
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」767Please respect copyright.PENANAWPGvdcXFz1
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?767Please respect copyright.PENANADvXyAtreLn
獸人隊友:·_·767Please respect copyright.PENANABToj3yVBvh
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?767Please respect copyright.PENANAQuLUQ3NdWR
我 :混亂善良767Please respect copyright.PENANApCI8quMynH
武僧:好像是中立善良767Please respect copyright.PENANA8lGNMXRJBO
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良767Please respect copyright.PENANAaraiFXD6fu
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看767Please respect copyright.PENANAWlr5dfmz9a
DM :不用看了767Please respect copyright.PENANAAjVzMd4rDn
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——767Please respect copyright.PENANAvXXSVUE7F1
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——767Please respect copyright.PENANAJcgvB57ACc
玩家:???????767Please respect copyright.PENANAT6eOWb9Tcu
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?767Please respect copyright.PENANAToLAH46ncq
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
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