跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧870Please respect copyright.PENANAgJqFL8QBKU
KP :沒錯870Please respect copyright.PENANAAq3cLdEDeg
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?870Please respect copyright.PENANAcuOn2mW3hv
NPC :肯定有。870Please respect copyright.PENANAKgAyDmvcAd
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來870Please respect copyright.PENANA9fhOYiDOqn
玩家:有多少條?870Please respect copyright.PENANAtKwUBdJUzJ
KP :嗯……870Please respect copyright.PENANAqRs0f8uSeN
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)870Please respect copyright.PENANAvUQyYc3qGd
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。870Please respect copyright.PENANARyJTt39sba
(巧手失敗)870Please respect copyright.PENANAMf6Zi0MUmt
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。870Please respect copyright.PENANAebuXHidupw
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。870Please respect copyright.PENANApcUa9K51xF
(巧手成功)870Please respect copyright.PENANAmumGkRI1s8
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?870Please respect copyright.PENANAVBydu0VQZM
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅870Please respect copyright.PENANA0hoRLrOl2n
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?870Please respect copyright.PENANAd0l2Eo7kgt
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲870Please respect copyright.PENANAMgEvROU0Ld
我 :……870Please respect copyright.PENANANS9uKDOZ0H
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……870Please respect copyright.PENANAte1Nw2o6rJ
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒870Please respect copyright.PENANApnC3EsfP0j
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving870Please respect copyright.PENANA2HfVqVB3co
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)870Please respect copyright.PENANAG5wXXzE0jU
我 :roll 1d20 = 1870Please respect copyright.PENANAS7NH3eLrP1
我角色:暴斃870Please respect copyright.PENANACYPlgJMBkX
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線870Please respect copyright.PENANArOT5tMam2b
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?870Please respect copyright.PENANAdY3RFDPDwW
全員:(望)870Please respect copyright.PENANAEfKwJvxMzy
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生870Please respect copyright.PENANAu54S3J2mpk
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個870Please respect copyright.PENANAlSghAKeC2x
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。870Please respect copyright.PENANAyhsH83eI7I
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事870Please respect copyright.PENANABkn9tUyJAX
隊友A:我沒有印象870Please respect copyright.PENANAIDyjpO15dy
隊友B:不是我870Please respect copyright.PENANAYQhidsjDyT
我 :(翻查Notes)870Please respect copyright.PENANAnV1CS09oOB
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)870Please respect copyright.PENANAIKsLi2XjWD
DM:做個說服檢定870Please respect copyright.PENANAeY2KVWVYqP
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9870Please respect copyright.PENANAQJHEei0l0U
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……870Please respect copyright.PENANAFtcpn82sm2
我 :但我的骰點不夠高870Please respect copyright.PENANAyEpg0WdemD
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?870Please respect copyright.PENANAlLVO7jC00l
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧870Please respect copyright.PENANAsrHPRv8OYl
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)870Please respect copyright.PENANAXC20I8oTdz
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?870Please respect copyright.PENANA1DanRYGM8R
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?870Please respect copyright.PENANAISOCzDsB6L
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——870Please respect copyright.PENANAbAJgAWrZcY
我 :蛤?全部?870Please respect copyright.PENANAB2iXu5HvnW
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。870Please respect copyright.PENANAzgfXH36yyc
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!870Please respect copyright.PENANA3vxgz4um9o
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!870Please respect copyright.PENANAE1p3opmdNf
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!870Please respect copyright.PENANAowEXGKKQy2
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?870Please respect copyright.PENANAedzsguSUDL
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?870Please respect copyright.PENANAeU2pemr2WH
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance870Please respect copyright.PENANAtLY2pJ7Qal
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!870Please respect copyright.PENANAZ02xTDfwQ5
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)870Please respect copyright.PENANAeJQVlTarva
(稍後)870Please respect copyright.PENANAOTqmSm3k87
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?870Please respect copyright.PENANArMV9qKLt32
我 :……870Please respect copyright.PENANAQMIB9K1V8J
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)870Please respect copyright.PENANA7kBVBeNB9y
我 :這個是870Please respect copyright.PENANAJMI3LkSjj7
我 :混合隻揪。870Please respect copyright.PENANAfnZQwpreuU
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動870Please respect copyright.PENANAN5EgPN2SP2
我 :唔好啊!!!!!870Please respect copyright.PENANAewcFNesEFf
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》870Please respect copyright.PENANA7qxJv0o5do
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!870Please respect copyright.PENANAtOpA5QfkQG
隊友: :(870Please respect copyright.PENANAm6zqtnUIR8
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)870Please respect copyright.PENANAQNRKOyGKTH
我 :炮房870Please respect copyright.PENANAnQqjU46ttd
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉870Please respect copyright.PENANAlnZoIV9IiJ
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?870Please respect copyright.PENANAcg8eLgzAnp
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間870Please respect copyright.PENANAFDV8TsaBUe
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!870Please respect copyright.PENANARm6lvNFZbC
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?870Please respect copyright.PENANAIl0SRR7wIF
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了870Please respect copyright.PENANAlMTP86qrVr
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方870Please respect copyright.PENANABptew8cCeW
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙870Please respect copyright.PENANAsJSGvqrC4b
DM:……870Please respect copyright.PENANA4eojZRm6MP
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)870Please respect copyright.PENANAlbzfW7QO1A
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC870Please respect copyright.PENANAOgdC4RD8t8
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——870Please respect copyright.PENANA1FewLPppMg
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」870Please respect copyright.PENANAKvVLkZfaDl
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?870Please respect copyright.PENANAC6kPxUNcGo
獸人隊友:·_·870Please respect copyright.PENANACpwKbj0CWW
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?870Please respect copyright.PENANALstrCmJDCj
我 :混亂善良870Please respect copyright.PENANAcXgcZ3MSUa
武僧:好像是中立善良870Please respect copyright.PENANAuac8KHmD36
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良870Please respect copyright.PENANAFkSRTQ6w2g
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看870Please respect copyright.PENANA0edv1otkmy
DM :不用看了870Please respect copyright.PENANAAH57EnxNop
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——870Please respect copyright.PENANA9cUvJR3qSv
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——870Please respect copyright.PENANAH2bdfFScRm
玩家:???????870Please respect copyright.PENANABlwlAY92Co
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?870Please respect copyright.PENANA0cD1d4m4X3
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢,在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
聖騎隊友:變態到這種程度的人非常罕見,這裡已經有一個(指著自己),應該不會有第二個
我 :我去XXX區(類似紅燈區)是去做正事的!870Please respect copyright.PENANArYs5ydVR4w
隊友:個個去紅燈區都說自己是去做正事的啦
(電器TRPG)
GM :雖然你們是電器,但也有自己的名字,請問你們叫做——870Please respect copyright.PENANAQYbbaJCJBw
隊友 :蘇格蘭場非工業用國際線路自動溶雪十六嘩佬風油軚垂直升降連雷射彩色洗衣乾衣氣墊雪櫃870Please respect copyright.PENANAw6dTxnl6gP