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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks684Please respect copyright.PENANAQImM5MeAVM
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead684Please respect copyright.PENANATcf2jrvsvi
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air684Please respect copyright.PENANARjKh6iLoLT
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.684Please respect copyright.PENANA2GsG5ElHM8
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead684Please respect copyright.PENANArZNsx36vVF
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a684Please respect copyright.PENANAHxujRyZv21
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old684Please respect copyright.PENANAkC1N89giwa
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,684Please respect copyright.PENANAOopVulkZmI
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry684Please respect copyright.PENANAjuWy0VjLZ9
voice:
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANALwqFWL5GCd
Who are you? Are you bard? I just684Please respect copyright.PENANAgaE3JoKJKF
found my dead sex slaves, and now684Please respect copyright.PENANAMOqx4nPX8B
you're crawling up, disturbing my684Please respect copyright.PENANAlxKz9utuCM
ritual.
BARD684Please respect copyright.PENANAjvvNOkPPxQ
And so you brought your flesh dildo684Please respect copyright.PENANAhgcJhEVc1K
too?
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAetlj5mLDNj
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD684Please respect copyright.PENANAYJtoSQQeIq
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANA6GEA1WEh3k
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and684Please respect copyright.PENANAMDzsnmDqiK
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAkJMd4x5JLM
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna684Please respect copyright.PENANA9YZ2DEtad6
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the684Please respect copyright.PENANAT22GOdD4Aj
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.684Please respect copyright.PENANAfqVd6LK5bA
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard684Please respect copyright.PENANAx4QOCXztFJ
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The684Please respect copyright.PENANAkqhIAqIm3q
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON684Please respect copyright.PENANAd0EzbA8hyL
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANA7g8RvHfPFn
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your684Please respect copyright.PENANAeG9O9MOn2L
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a684Please respect copyright.PENANARn4goI5Ot0
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping684Please respect copyright.PENANAcLzvqh4Ygn
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up684Please respect copyright.PENANAT2w4vgNYmx
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish684Please respect copyright.PENANAfNcWUsFLWt
their plans.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAwSuBHJmQQT
(to Bard)684Please respect copyright.PENANA8fUNnSZOFx
See what you did? You set me up.684Please respect copyright.PENANAFndavzq919
You didn't tell me that I'd have to684Please respect copyright.PENANA6YFCxLL1hz
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd684Please respect copyright.PENANAngZa0XWyad
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which684Please respect copyright.PENANAti5Q0zjKxN
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's684Please respect copyright.PENANAWOa31jJXh5
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears684Please respect copyright.PENANADXqMMBq827
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.684Please respect copyright.PENANAjptv5advcW
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD684Please respect copyright.PENANASUNXsWjthm
(offscreen)684Please respect copyright.PENANAbZH1843vNP
You assholes. You can't catch a684Please respect copyright.PENANAnnqkBAMeEv
ghost.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAAwDhnMDtFe
You fuckers. You put me in a684Please respect copyright.PENANAIMlGlQqjd7
vulnerable position when I was sure684Please respect copyright.PENANA9bYaOWtG68
the Batman would be here. Now684Please respect copyright.PENANAvK9H2t5Lv7
you're all gonna get what's coming684Please respect copyright.PENANAwM23QYwQJr
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins684Please respect copyright.PENANAsgzx4lGOLY
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall684Please respect copyright.PENANA9QIPaEjn4A
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks684Please respect copyright.PENANAvkSkYAttv6
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder684Please respect copyright.PENANAidT5wftCsq
blades.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANA1AX6c9u727
(concious)684Please respect copyright.PENANAZfwBMvSDMI
What are you gonna do to me? I684Please respect copyright.PENANA4O9QFVZfOX
think you've committed murder, so684Please respect copyright.PENANAULij3k3nUn
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the684Please respect copyright.PENANAdVCJQN7YcJ
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his684Please respect copyright.PENANAEn7wnRnY8e
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE684Please respect copyright.PENANAT8CkUOB7UD
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do684Please respect copyright.PENANAIE1yXwGx4t
this.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAkUfoPzf7cg
I'm going to finish him!684Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ5cJ3nk8P
Constantine, I'm going to finish684Please respect copyright.PENANA5RxJaCRq34
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked684Please respect copyright.PENANAdJXAJitPwv
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER684Please respect copyright.PENANAJyFvcffBgf
(holds up his arm in684Please respect copyright.PENANALCY9oe5WQW
protest)684Please respect copyright.PENANAzja43dUeW7
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He684Please respect copyright.PENANAmaeK7liiWM
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with684Please respect copyright.PENANARifAyynR5a
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's684Please respect copyright.PENANAfEjlKvjjuH
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.684Please respect copyright.PENANAuPvACVENam
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAjQTDPdkeNF
He was mine, and I stole him from684Please respect copyright.PENANAgt8b4viIFX
you. He was my revenge. Now you684Please respect copyright.PENANAl2P19MZhqP
will pay for your disobedience. He684Please respect copyright.PENANAV3iKheWWeO
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is684Please respect copyright.PENANAb11pCz1OIm
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he684Please respect copyright.PENANABTNH9Z8OBb
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then684Please respect copyright.PENANA5vMTNPYtWL
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAZeMnBwJXm1
(awake)684Please respect copyright.PENANAhDCOFDX8xv
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his684Please respect copyright.PENANA9duT6qYnwz
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the684Please respect copyright.PENANADv3AijSybe
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is684Please respect copyright.PENANAgrOSQ3CSq7
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAutM3XK65OH
You still have a chance. Let go of684Please respect copyright.PENANALWNQdulnPR
my hand. If you allow my hand to684Please respect copyright.PENANANuFx6ozikp
come off of you, you will end up684Please respect copyright.PENANA4fn1MzeYZ4
just like your friend.684Please respect copyright.PENANAo2uVMv6Asp
(tries to pry the hand off684Please respect copyright.PENANAVdEttyLsdy
of his head)684Please respect copyright.PENANAJzH5vOYmWS
It can't be. No. No. He's still684Please respect copyright.PENANASpe6Mufjw9
alive!684Please respect copyright.PENANAAXyV5zlBK7
(falls to his knees)684Please respect copyright.PENANAwomGyop3Xk
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANAfmFdjooJcy
(from a distance)684Please respect copyright.PENANArlW138CVXJ
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAZLoIpQJC8S
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the684Please respect copyright.PENANAow1EkdHde3
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAAYrnLQDZBo
(beat)684Please respect copyright.PENANAXmWAl8LKic
I can't get it. I can't pull it684Please respect copyright.PENANABQGQ7n8KK2
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.PENANAro3Wvf1Lhd
the forest.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAJpngqUqjiG
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANAoS0mWZW6oS
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the684Please respect copyright.PENANA3W8QzM4wTR
Batmobile.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAggPyGasud5
(screams in pain)684Please respect copyright.PENANAM9ErW3wkH7
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.PENANAP5XnzwZAwO
the forest.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANAtWUnGREAfS
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANA2aSPHeevX5
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAQFbIznzSvy
(is so weak he can barely684Please respect copyright.PENANAsPu6P2cC8v
stand)684Please respect copyright.PENANAN2JReTycfd
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.PENANA1jDhNWATZT
the forest.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANAagUnhUgwxs
(passionate)684Please respect copyright.PENANAm4GfzCprte
Don't let them drag you off this684Please respect copyright.PENANAeF4CEeucAu
beat.
BETELGEUSE 684Please respect copyright.PENANAXv41gi77yQ
(peers at the Batman)684Please respect copyright.PENANAcAHw7Su30t
Is that all? Do you really want to684Please respect copyright.PENANAJxah3itV3h
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 684Please respect copyright.PENANAuaQ5xQVPbA
(ashamed)684Please respect copyright.PENANApctUVJwGri
Don't say it. Take a peek in the684Please respect copyright.PENANARtUDlUh8fr
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,684Please respect copyright.PENANAfvrvhDR9mn
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT684Please respect copyright.PENANANeDpouvQsg