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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks473Please respect copyright.PENANAia22j9WPSF
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead473Please respect copyright.PENANAgq5RVMvn7b
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air473Please respect copyright.PENANAlnZx4U4qgi
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.473Please respect copyright.PENANAUemywWS2Jc
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead473Please respect copyright.PENANA91g8fWOaeQ
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a473Please respect copyright.PENANA7qigEy0l2I
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old473Please respect copyright.PENANA7gBZMmZlqi
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,473Please respect copyright.PENANAglI114Pp26
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry473Please respect copyright.PENANAfyOplmrZjp
voice:
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAcgUezWpNmg
Who are you? Are you bard? I just473Please respect copyright.PENANAaXUw3VRmkM
found my dead sex slaves, and now473Please respect copyright.PENANACdTRSceQPU
you're crawling up, disturbing my473Please respect copyright.PENANAThWuIhnmFL
ritual.
BARD473Please respect copyright.PENANA0wjiszV13d
And so you brought your flesh dildo473Please respect copyright.PENANAPkT7NgDSzJ
too?
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANA2vhnXMGVr2
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD473Please respect copyright.PENANAQgINP8MJej
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANA9u1XC6VbVQ
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and473Please respect copyright.PENANA96IoOp01Ct
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAwgXFWUHoUE
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna473Please respect copyright.PENANApcIsxEBNUo
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the473Please respect copyright.PENANAVzQvhf6UYd
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.473Please respect copyright.PENANATez0xs7HFs
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard473Please respect copyright.PENANAhzbphMvg8d
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The473Please respect copyright.PENANA3jeniecKDO
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON473Please respect copyright.PENANA9GUPkp6c7P
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAauxL3CwKrr
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your473Please respect copyright.PENANAN1Jr2tqVCd
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a473Please respect copyright.PENANAUc4rXUng90
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping473Please respect copyright.PENANArVBnXSmrD4
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up473Please respect copyright.PENANAj52E3L59Er
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish473Please respect copyright.PENANATjjWV4pIqm
their plans.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAvoXB2DiEkE
(to Bard)473Please respect copyright.PENANAnXZPtIoVdN
See what you did? You set me up.473Please respect copyright.PENANA70pU3h53Xv
You didn't tell me that I'd have to473Please respect copyright.PENANAFPtVnMLYtW
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd473Please respect copyright.PENANAdjgq7wG6gV
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which473Please respect copyright.PENANA6heX5Hjrhr
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's473Please respect copyright.PENANAeph8PV2hkh
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears473Please respect copyright.PENANADrE83mwcvq
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.473Please respect copyright.PENANAVDrgVde6nh
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD473Please respect copyright.PENANACWCSlOGiiJ
(offscreen)473Please respect copyright.PENANAXySgSWkNtT
You assholes. You can't catch a473Please respect copyright.PENANAnJkx3GmMeG
ghost.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAPkYCrA10Xz
You fuckers. You put me in a473Please respect copyright.PENANAxYswrM2onQ
vulnerable position when I was sure473Please respect copyright.PENANAiIsnqXMhEU
the Batman would be here. Now473Please respect copyright.PENANADJUZvzYD8v
you're all gonna get what's coming473Please respect copyright.PENANA4CeGjgyOEi
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins473Please respect copyright.PENANArvP1zAOW6h
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall473Please respect copyright.PENANAGDAEuy0ozx
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks473Please respect copyright.PENANAF5op05y2r0
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder473Please respect copyright.PENANASEpas50lKh
blades.
BATMAN473Please respect copyright.PENANAc5hF8IeM1j
(concious)473Please respect copyright.PENANARYEJ2fDzTy
What are you gonna do to me? I473Please respect copyright.PENANAEdYvUAR27i
think you've committed murder, so473Please respect copyright.PENANAljOhR3wyCg
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the473Please respect copyright.PENANAv03xsTRLl2
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his473Please respect copyright.PENANA0oFPCdksfT
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE473Please respect copyright.PENANAqLR6RcxDYx
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do473Please respect copyright.PENANAPlWAlk4s2R
this.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAfXy5L5xL1H
I'm going to finish him!473Please respect copyright.PENANAs497DMzxEU
Constantine, I'm going to finish473Please respect copyright.PENANARU0v00nWtP
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked473Please respect copyright.PENANAkhTHqXhnsv
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER473Please respect copyright.PENANAR8BiF9cud9
(holds up his arm in473Please respect copyright.PENANAdnc4DeeyUR
protest)473Please respect copyright.PENANAAMJsjXy9LS
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He473Please respect copyright.PENANAGXDqc4dOen
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with473Please respect copyright.PENANASXiqZJZqFZ
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's473Please respect copyright.PENANAjkkGqBhF7G
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.473Please respect copyright.PENANAT8F0QCImEo
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAPcuX4PgRmU
He was mine, and I stole him from473Please respect copyright.PENANAvvynhO9EvV
you. He was my revenge. Now you473Please respect copyright.PENANAUh5YCOAqKj
will pay for your disobedience. He473Please respect copyright.PENANA39glXEdS6n
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is473Please respect copyright.PENANAKGzYx88hGZ
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he473Please respect copyright.PENANAG8cSVGkYQ6
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then473Please respect copyright.PENANAhUjcdBkN4x
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN473Please respect copyright.PENANAuFy4FoY2i1
(awake)473Please respect copyright.PENANArJkSxIqBBQ
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his473Please respect copyright.PENANAri1CbZh4Bo
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the473Please respect copyright.PENANAg1oAAXftet
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is473Please respect copyright.PENANA5uR0egawze
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAEHoMHmWDZk
You still have a chance. Let go of473Please respect copyright.PENANAVVdYlEdXta
my hand. If you allow my hand to473Please respect copyright.PENANAOMPiOdfA4L
come off of you, you will end up473Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZaeNqsXbC
just like your friend.473Please respect copyright.PENANAbTKToWI0iP
(tries to pry the hand off473Please respect copyright.PENANAUONalXsiuR
of his head)473Please respect copyright.PENANANyE4DODN7D
It can't be. No. No. He's still473Please respect copyright.PENANA4lHGYG88IW
alive!473Please respect copyright.PENANAwxuJSlauZ6
(falls to his knees)473Please respect copyright.PENANAFZaydC3BFD
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE473Please respect copyright.PENANATuMnUaGkyt
(from a distance)473Please respect copyright.PENANAAWyV73Q84p
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN473Please respect copyright.PENANAyWiWcFiGrX
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the473Please respect copyright.PENANA2o0QX48Fl0
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN473Please respect copyright.PENANAO2v5k88wNg
(beat)473Please respect copyright.PENANAduPmHzyY66
I can't get it. I can't pull it473Please respect copyright.PENANAj7XR0cGiwz
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into473Please respect copyright.PENANAOowq9uj8mp
the forest.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAjg0kIFn8Ub
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE473Please respect copyright.PENANA7KjaG3T8pd
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the473Please respect copyright.PENANArGYlwTb2ZQ
Batmobile.
BATMAN473Please respect copyright.PENANAeELETEjL7Z
(screams in pain)473Please respect copyright.PENANApCBPIZAOtY
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into473Please respect copyright.PENANAOysdjyw8IO
the forest.
BEATELAGE473Please respect copyright.PENANASnnG1ReFXD
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE473Please respect copyright.PENANAXV2WR0ZPQI
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN473Please respect copyright.PENANAt5pFCzGpeE
(is so weak he can barely473Please respect copyright.PENANAR9q02HFK8i
stand)473Please respect copyright.PENANAs41wCPiRsY
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into473Please respect copyright.PENANAK4bgwXFb0p
the forest.
BEATELAGE473Please respect copyright.PENANAOolKcrREla
(passionate)473Please respect copyright.PENANASo0qAxvM10
Don't let them drag you off this473Please respect copyright.PENANAF75MnugmQM
beat.
BETELGEUSE 473Please respect copyright.PENANA62lFoL1evr
(peers at the Batman)473Please respect copyright.PENANAues4WbrfK0
Is that all? Do you really want to473Please respect copyright.PENANAvhLDOsmKbV
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 473Please respect copyright.PENANAjfanG2rshe
(ashamed)473Please respect copyright.PENANAYuzdYnbbm6
Don't say it. Take a peek in the473Please respect copyright.PENANAAT8olcE8yB
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,473Please respect copyright.PENANAaHRsHeYWMH
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT473Please respect copyright.PENANAYshPtizD1p