「假冒的!」「騙人的!」「山寨的!」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAYvkWZEAukz
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只有凱依一本正經的說:「平行地球那麼多,說不定真有同名同姓的?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAIErk79SSRl
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「不可能!不可能!就算同名同姓,際遇也不會一樣吧?」金恩第一個跳出來反對。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAkDxVYvMCvI
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「學長們都有看過『外太空英雄傳說』?」倒是新兵福特問了一個微妙的問題。1658Please respect copyright.PENANA22S4o2pBO5
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「宇宙英雄傳說!」「星海英雄傳說!」「銀河英雄物語!」「銀河勇者傳說!」1658Please respect copyright.PENANATyBMqZi46O
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好極了,除了傑森沒看過以外,剩下來的五個人,倒是一個人一種版本。1658Please respect copyright.PENANA8LxuUrRZFq
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...只不過,最後一部的片名,總覺會出現變形合體的機器人。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAJLJOXyMdOr
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「誒!所以現在是一個騙子在指揮我們打仗?」凱依這時候才反應過來:「而且整個王國的高層都沒人發現?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAatmpSmkGmv
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「怎麼可能沒有發現?只不過發現了又怎樣,他們只會幫他把謊圓回來!」金恩冷哼一聲,一語道穿高層為權益相互包庇的陋習:1658Please respect copyright.PENANAACIKxERlfR
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「水至清則無魚,所以要把水攪渾了才好摸魚。」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAMTjpJON0Cb
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撕開充滿哲理的遮羞布,就只剩下腐敗的真相和寄生其上的蠕蛆。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAqpV2K32eC6
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想到這裡,我們只能無言的望著天空中漸行漸遠的女武神們,祈禱她們武運昌隆...阿門!1658Please respect copyright.PENANAfHxNBA5yS0
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就在我們一行人正在先天下之憂而憂,擔心自己快要小命不保的悲傷時刻,在我背上突然傳來一股巨大的衝擊!1658Please respect copyright.PENANA3K8abkVkJx
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「誒~嘿嘿嘿...捉到你了!」「咕!咕!」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAaIGaln1Mfv
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從背後擒抱住我的,是那個女武神大人,而站在她身旁的,則是用「丈母娘」中規中矩地朝我敬禮;眼眶帶淚的胖鳥。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAkyHjJ6lkv3
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在部隊轉進前,比利擔心前線戰況慘烈,卻不知道要把胖鳥托付給誰,想來想去最後居然找上了女武神飛行大隊...1658Please respect copyright.PENANAhmDBr92Ke5
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「我聰明吧!」比利還一臉得意的表功:「飛行大隊不用座騎,駐地又離前線最遠,安全!」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAlPLHeBusUf
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可是...在你把烤雞翅和吃貨放在一起時,是不是先求一下烤雞翅的心理陰影面積?1658Please respect copyright.PENANAbWtagYA4KS
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不過在那之前...我得先解決纏在身上的麻煩。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAaH8Ja52Oth
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「可不可以先放開,我們好好說話?」我扎手扎腳地把八爪章魚似的女武神扒開。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAcK6K45048i
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「那你不準跑!」女武神鼓著氣噗噗的臉頰,一隻手還緊緊的捉在我的褲腳上。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAY468WYtddJ
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「妳到底想怎麼樣?」偷工減料的軍褲經不起拉扯,至此我也只能服軟了。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAHlp55CJ14E
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「唔...我也不知道!」女武神用純淨明亮的眼神瞪著我,認真而專注的說:1658Please respect copyright.PENANAFyOdCbg5dQ
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「我只知道,除了爹地媽咪以外,你是第一個對我這麼好的人...我...我很感動!」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAlnMYWffaus
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「你是個好人,所以我一定要報答你!」女武神毫不遲疑的給我發了一張好人卡。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAQHRvkqv3dx
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「我真的不想妳有任何的心理負擔。」我實話實說:「我不認為妳有欠我什麼。」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAh5LRDSRb1O
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「其實我的動機本來就不單純,還想能趁這個機會退伍。」我想了個替代方案:「要不,妳花點小錢打發我?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAqUeK507rWo
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「那我不管,我一定要讓你恢復原狀!」少女信誓旦旦的說。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAI9eHAnBbkJ
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「這倒不必啦...」我把左臂上的螺絲抵住腰上的短劍,螺絲自動旋轉著將短劍鎖上,嚴密合扣,我再咻咻地揮動短劍,劃出一道道的寒光笑道:「妳看這樣不也挺好?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAe3YoCz7t9R
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「那怎麼行!機器怎麼比得上血肉之軀?」少女用力握拳,意志堅定的說:「我爹地總是說: I’m chasing perfection!(我追求完美)」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAQm41B7lcx0
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王國語裡混進一句前世的英語,聽起來有點突兀,連始終微笑旁聽的傑森都楞了一下。1658Please respect copyright.PENANANs4PcQ7NxY
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「放心吧!帝國高官身上都配有重生藥劑...」少女豎起大拇指說:「我這就去搶一瓶回來。」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAPeCdGZ0yjS
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話還沒說完,綽約的身影又帶著一陣香風消失在空中。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAdkbQQruAeW
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「沒問題嗎?這次能找到你,是胖鳥帶他過來的吧?」凱依指指消失在天際的倩影說:「她好像還是沒問你部隊番號?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAqS49vf0zUS
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我又何嘗不是,始終沒問過她的名字呢?1658Please respect copyright.PENANAUKeUPj8q9m
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看著少女風風火火的離去,我的頭就忍不住隱隱作痛了起來...1658Please respect copyright.PENANALrPGkBasUe
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倒是一旁發楞的傑森,突然衝上來揪住我問:1658Please respect copyright.PENANAvtoUKinCoU
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「剛才...她說...」傑森一臉急迫的樣子:「什麼?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAPY1DqtzGL0
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「帝國高官有重生藥劑?」不對?會讓傑森這麼急的...1658Please respect copyright.PENANALIQgjuTuXE
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「她的爹地總是說: I’m chasing perfection?」應該是這句沒錯!1658Please respect copyright.PENANAmJYtk62XdB
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傑森本來是眼睛發亮的看著我,但是在想了一下後轉向比利問道:「女孩...名字?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAkrW76tltmh
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...什麼意思啊你,覺得我不會撩妹是不是!1658Please respect copyright.PENANAxN4Z654tML
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「女武神大人的名字好像叫吉安娜吧!」比利撓著頭想了一下。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAbvmL90E45q
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一聽見這個名字,傑森就好像是窒息很久了一樣,猛烈的喘著粗氣。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAF4vj6BmLcs
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「穿越...以前?」傑森一把揪住比利的衣領,手上的青筋,眼睛裡的血絲都冒了出來。1658Please respect copyright.PENANAOKnYx0kxgy
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「這我不清楚...」快喘不過氣來的比利連忙安撫傑森:「你先別急,等吉安娜大人回來我再去問問?」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAKxp2zdWIOZ
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「可能...是我...」聽見這話,傑森才鬆了口氣,脫力的坐倒在地上,:「女兒...」1658Please respect copyright.PENANAW8q8A52Gxw
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.........1658Please respect copyright.PENANAhkdLbPOYLK
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「岳父大人!!!」凱依、比利、金恩連福特都立馬衝了上去,直到今天,我才知道,原來我身邊這群,竟然是這世上最會拍馬屁的一群人... 1658Please respect copyright.PENANAeZYKvswR5A
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第廿一節、沒有最無恥只有更無恥!
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