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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.609Please respect copyright.PENANAiSkjB8vn0h
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Harrison Ford:609Please respect copyright.PENANAa06vKS4BtI
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!609Please respect copyright.PENANAdHYTdEzNEI
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!609Please respect copyright.PENANAfkh0BaZfO4
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M. Night Shyamalan:609Please respect copyright.PENANAmKNpLy9R9Q
Curses! You've caught me.609Please respect copyright.PENANAcRBCRd44EM
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J.J. Abrams:609Please respect copyright.PENANA1epADrI13N
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.609Please respect copyright.PENANAAyPBEWH8Fs
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M. Night Shyamalan:609Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4kDue4yJK
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!609Please respect copyright.PENANAYgCPxMKaEA
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J.J. Abrams:609Please respect copyright.PENANA6hVj6IQutc
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.609Please respect copyright.PENANAAPxYreJW4c
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M. Night Shyamalan:609Please respect copyright.PENANAstOdp7BY2y
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?609Please respect copyright.PENANADBcOh7ry56
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J.J. Abrams:609Please respect copyright.PENANAelWdAh6g7W
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.609Please respect copyright.PENANA9lwCael8Sm
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M. Night Shyamalan:609Please respect copyright.PENANAdjy6zkDdi0
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!609Please respect copyright.PENANAVCHbs5fs1I
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-609Please respect copyright.PENANAJeHjYCxbhW
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Bernie Sanders:609Please respect copyright.PENANAMfLr7tSFoG
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!609Please respect copyright.PENANA8QfY7CfR64
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Robot Hitler:609Please respect copyright.PENANAHf7n7xu2Vo
NEIN!!!!609Please respect copyright.PENANAUpLyabF4Q9
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Bernie Sanders:609Please respect copyright.PENANA2gy3kvDTzf
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!609Please respect copyright.PENANAgcn6VnLjvC
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Robot Hitler:609Please respect copyright.PENANAy1UdLExbso
Yeah right!609Please respect copyright.PENANAF0CrWGWSsC
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Bernie Sanders:609Please respect copyright.PENANAKZhPv354BB
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).609Please respect copyright.PENANAI14KNYpWeE
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.609Please respect copyright.PENANAvOLIZM53pc
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Robot Hitler:609Please respect copyright.PENANAc8MTDPWeKl
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!609Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0ghKZm3qw
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Velociraptor:609Please respect copyright.PENANAaFMGWZ8k6c
(Keeps throwing bananas)609Please respect copyright.PENANAuPcq0cbev4
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Robot Hitler:609Please respect copyright.PENANAO2hCcOCYEP
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!609Please respect copyright.PENANA8EJ1N6PdYy
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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