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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.578Please respect copyright.PENANAE3SDYh4HFe
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Harrison Ford:578Please respect copyright.PENANAz2v0tGk2dm
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!578Please respect copyright.PENANA2q2n17NEqT
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!578Please respect copyright.PENANAf2LPtg9Nvb
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M. Night Shyamalan:578Please respect copyright.PENANAlEq7EqQfJ0
Curses! You've caught me.578Please respect copyright.PENANAaP86GBW6QW
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.578Please respect copyright.PENANAWfA5bPzlqA
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M. Night Shyamalan:578Please respect copyright.PENANAFKTg2Tl6ei
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!578Please respect copyright.PENANA5EbsCZEpkx
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.578Please respect copyright.PENANAxIDPSDKtb8
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?578Please respect copyright.PENANAR4KPUGKXo6
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.578Please respect copyright.PENANA5TsbaWRebf
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M. Night Shyamalan:578Please respect copyright.PENANA46yp5dvCbr
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!578Please respect copyright.PENANAKXmrSby3Wk
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-578Please respect copyright.PENANACyWJsvDhNH
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Bernie Sanders:578Please respect copyright.PENANAk8KCfsJ5Vd
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!578Please respect copyright.PENANAMNWNFi1Kqm
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Robot Hitler:578Please respect copyright.PENANAyaCHaDlzPq
NEIN!!!!578Please respect copyright.PENANAX0Pl79Ow7u
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Bernie Sanders:578Please respect copyright.PENANAlgkYGw7G5f
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!578Please respect copyright.PENANAswTMGspU8V
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Robot Hitler:578Please respect copyright.PENANAFuFr0wyAqR
Yeah right!578Please respect copyright.PENANAh2cvwQZmgh
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).578Please respect copyright.PENANAjoDdN39kMc
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.578Please respect copyright.PENANAmgRcywpWm5
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Robot Hitler:578Please respect copyright.PENANADaCDKAZVCs
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!578Please respect copyright.PENANA873q41O9qu
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Velociraptor:578Please respect copyright.PENANAKdTtsDuYMt
(Keeps throwing bananas)578Please respect copyright.PENANA0J6w9xTDQJ
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!578Please respect copyright.PENANAmESnxuVwin
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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