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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.556Please respect copyright.PENANAuEwajiq0pN
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Harrison Ford:556Please respect copyright.PENANA7PjaQ6AfOo
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!556Please respect copyright.PENANAhJqhm2R9oy
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News Guy:556Please respect copyright.PENANAQS8r2FuubC
In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!556Please respect copyright.PENANA7DIoAz8yKf
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M. Night Shyamalan:556Please respect copyright.PENANAbeKxTasjez
Curses! You've caught me.556Please respect copyright.PENANAOvn7UY5Ez4
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J.J. Abrams:556Please respect copyright.PENANA8VAk0Zriqu
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.556Please respect copyright.PENANA2Un8d2al4n
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M. Night Shyamalan:556Please respect copyright.PENANAisW50x8jEi
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!556Please respect copyright.PENANAF1LlNXx0oH
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J.J. Abrams:556Please respect copyright.PENANAXYLApsTFbq
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.556Please respect copyright.PENANASBEgC94glc
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M. Night Shyamalan:556Please respect copyright.PENANAE7OElVAKjT
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?556Please respect copyright.PENANA5ILbu8BxDo
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J.J. Abrams:556Please respect copyright.PENANAupLcdx4MMk
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.556Please respect copyright.PENANAVm8hw8ny50
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M. Night Shyamalan:556Please respect copyright.PENANAoNBVphIyYB
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!556Please respect copyright.PENANAyq2T11wuHc
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-556Please respect copyright.PENANAO0ysZVQ1cy
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Bernie Sanders:556Please respect copyright.PENANACO822x457C
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!556Please respect copyright.PENANAZe09HF0pdo
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Robot Hitler:556Please respect copyright.PENANAn6y8NPQsAU
NEIN!!!!556Please respect copyright.PENANAd9oqXCPoKB
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Bernie Sanders:556Please respect copyright.PENANAVaEIL8BfXg
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!556Please respect copyright.PENANAVWo8BNE3bB
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Robot Hitler:556Please respect copyright.PENANATGl1oj5QFt
Yeah right!556Please respect copyright.PENANArPwh7WWeeR
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Bernie Sanders:556Please respect copyright.PENANAMRd8EKKTNe
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).556Please respect copyright.PENANABphJekk0Jp
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.556Please respect copyright.PENANAxYFkAh30el
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Robot Hitler:556Please respect copyright.PENANAcrcaLEo9yn
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!556Please respect copyright.PENANA5poZv5eGj5
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Velociraptor:556Please respect copyright.PENANAnwhYUDMuow
(Keeps throwing bananas)556Please respect copyright.PENANAJILRh9LeHy
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Robot Hitler:556Please respect copyright.PENANAgRGgYNcvjR
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!556Please respect copyright.PENANA2Oa3JxXPLQ
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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