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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSkjB8vn0h
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHYTdEzNEI
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkh0BaZfO4
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Curses! You've caught me.609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRBCRd44EM
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyPBEWH8Fs
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgCPxMKaEA
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPxYreJW4c
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBcOh7ry56
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lwCael8Sm
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCHbs5fs1I
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeHjYCxbhW
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QfY7CfR64
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NEIN!!!!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpLyabF4Q9
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcn6VnLjvC
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Yeah right!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0CrWGWSsC
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI14KNYpWeE
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOLIZM53pc
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0ghKZm3qw
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(Keeps throwing bananas)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPcq0cbev4
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EJ1N6PdYy
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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