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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTFmbI0Caa
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Harrison Ford:539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzHO2FwRqs
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMcdFa25Ar
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjfipvRICm
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M. Night Shyamalan:539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYoqSbjm7B
Curses! You've caught me.539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY9F2bfIHE
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo10Nznzx1y
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp40NVno6u
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu22n3NKtB
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSKusRrz6O
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2hlateob3
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyhe0WnUYG
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IGvMcjxJA
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT30XycDMcs
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NEIN!!!!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1gVbURV0h
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGABgYlhVfV
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Yeah right!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdubJOvj5Rx
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPEToPSXjh
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7yb4j40lP
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRtZvlekJA
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Velociraptor:539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9byJJ04FLH
(Keeps throwing bananas)539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBIhVg2PM0
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPIFWRb6TV
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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