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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfZNvLNxvX
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IJom2C1Ls
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcP7Cl2uLl
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Curses! You've caught me.602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKbZKrWkZJ
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjotF0cW3BQ
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSdy221AB4
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX9TpEuXHF
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWTu3GdGDW
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2bjfrzYE3
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hGg6WEdEH
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdX4Ai95fi
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdItPwtmZ0
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NEIN!!!!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokr9Fv89us
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlQaGy9k5O
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Yeah right!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HMHswyHtp
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ301w6e9umL
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnybIW7rOmq
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1Dwke6VLM
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(Keeps throwing bananas)602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P6fIxbekK
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMysv2P9nn
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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