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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd63Mk0hEo
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMpmWhUmoZ
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHouKVHiAe
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZeTq2fxXT
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOLk5OcFoH
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大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQhqNXPJgt
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyRoPCLgjB
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我嘗試解釋道。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5elQaeCjL
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoaylLQmXr
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW7Pd3wbC2
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老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSUd19OglP
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「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgToOB47cY
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6S5d6ENPB
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ0neSZgJ6
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsHTAA4xnD
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV20ROSn73E
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「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD9n14b3ly
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「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBj88mqaMu
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1Lj6BHzBD
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40W7MtXPQa
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「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8MUukQ9SX
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39wyKfRrqZ
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPgO0qx2bA
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq8nRmaoCr
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我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO2SRxHwOs
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu3nT7d9hY
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「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqhGNPr8gu
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對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLdKzl17rS
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgTP52TapR
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdjCZsDEcK
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「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNU4AL4Ws7
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「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ4eVvdY9p
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「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXosooeFXAK
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「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1j395OKsg
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaxCqHGwTM
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「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbEFiFitYo
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGdrx09w9u
我個樣似好開心咩？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvieCL7Zyi
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZTPl95kN7
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak1H3EFVJN
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfJKKpMBFr
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJMGTMTnZa
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「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw6GzBCU3j
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2wug9Cft2
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskukFeypZB
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiCKahpfSC
「上次個哥哥？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeT5SRrjL7
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpMrDzyUxl
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「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYcOGdXdpX
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmnLbDaNyD
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZoJh6uhkR
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjbK8xBkZd
越黎越過份喇你．．．862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaWEtaDubx
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姓趙嘅。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXHoKnTfW6
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPQ4xVmW5n
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「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQtxiw8VQ3
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4GaeizeF8
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFh10577ji
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點解呢？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtMxbgJap1
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeWenm0n2y
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcLpo1MBNo
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDljOJ9ZaL
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUyvDOF3cU
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p8eapVsEg
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan1WK7pvL9
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2gt7Xgiqp
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2o2Rpy8LH
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUlt4FkN77
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGv24wdQ76
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzwJgNaENq
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其實我都知道點解。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwT44W8hpG
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetN2MRGVrm
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唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1ortwwcCv
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我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyXkaYEB6y
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tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2AEBX7RyM
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8WzedYn4H
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcYtbNoRTy
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyelXrr23a
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnworKm2ee
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW8UFOKqFG
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4EGX7SsIn
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLLo7IBdcO
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nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQM9JTxv5F
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wJUYaCkSO
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97y2PgxDmK
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqkKAcqUBg
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA4sxyOYQX
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoFTzHOUXl
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH0MlNhuhW
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbri7UPAOWg
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6ex5pAvXT
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEL3ZlbZvK
呢個人真係唔識情趣。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHvXjGuog0
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefRQGxNwZv
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOwU5Udi1L
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lyLppcvpu
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc3cAkVHnE
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdqvgY1hLo
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTCEVIdd93
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呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQYeqxkkE5
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIkhxbtEQR
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecwJHRGy0k
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVQrQinWhk
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz56zBUco9t
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6aMJbymSV
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFEjm1yaSg
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcBhAVgf4v
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdnwsHfNYr
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3jspxvefB
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphxYW46CWt
862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bdHOfBFmr
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4Wry6wUDq
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBodFVIuVt
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我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrF27BASCq
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGl8L6oXw4
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IkMWBl5WA
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF84qYa8J8r
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