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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhert4kvZ3S
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSM01b11F0
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEMuXP9guW
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53lRLJOyow
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW6U9TqR3A
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大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP9TpmArjm
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv7qXXJfRR
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我嘗試解釋道。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8h08tJ2zd
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8zn3JFjVH
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN20QJhPTuB
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkacUeUZRCk
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPf7zmllKO
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwgk999HNk
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「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq1MVKNQIa
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFzR8WLVk3
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgkFDyB1j8
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeyGg20H8k
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8AdcooZRZ
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzHGY4ce9b
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThQpYFULeq
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkhwdQsTNk
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBAfwl4IN8
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEYNA4z1ux
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDlO2YHwth
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF2EqJ9gSC
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfM0u6BMtl
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT7DI6IQSD
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq92ymWEyUD
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrANta7JBSF
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我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjnzTVaX25
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50bSUgeSxW
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「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTrpIGyD3D
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對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wya8KgWdo
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93Fk3wFQ6J
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMYF6Wofyj
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0EGtJUNDa
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW8BkWxPVv
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「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ4zMwcNNV
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「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPRUf9a7RO
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMesRzW0x5N
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF6xt1H1Wn
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1P6Q7EOf6
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye8Vfckdmm
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「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpewXYyhzhl
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoWJhnCAhZ
我個樣似好開心咩？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a8k5ylDG5
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM67lwOpspc
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0XsBOOtBA
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFqiKyIexN
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSBT3dXLSg
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmpeZ9sit7
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYfj1RDTu4
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhEwH4TJC9
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoNw3FaByS
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxwz9jOgPG
「上次個哥哥？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfv2tURqIV
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHA4aldkdB
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「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMKENq01La
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwAexys8rO
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLw3BQdN5q
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越黎越過份喇你．．．830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx8IVlx83B
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姓趙嘅。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStuzT7OwZP
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XnmMT6TWq
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「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadWPrl3xks
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2YkYUtyUr
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbix9LLZ3W
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM4LVyYllD
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點解呢？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgNtud496X
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ErJwsoXVj
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAkTwBuTmm
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDyqpSHIyf
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz7r7nOjie
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInH0L6aPbr
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDvL5M9rqu
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvcw9ApJDM
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulxkctXP5m
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oqP8Aj2BO
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV3JYeQOAX
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqe5JTHBSJ
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr1gk3jcLM
其實我都知道點解。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6yitrSd59
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPHWJMAzcN
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHCEHzlAXb
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRRilXIUJv
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我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOcNjuvR5J
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbKxitbmlQ
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqxPNPXl0d
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqE2a8uNyJ
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlG635mNwv
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhO6j6kky7
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8JUuramSU
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsSoEGmEfL
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr8Ywhp6iv
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9ehWIb2aZ
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84uwCUIhWk
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4qJZEjOLs
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB7Nphn8BI
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQaPbfsZ6Y
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1dTztfT34
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XF2xTqUOB
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigZIa0Ykj4
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rfYfESbGR
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcddScHlyfl
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvvYcJ0rQb
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVwUjJMm5L
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB7Oi120w1
呢個人真係唔識情趣。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuxaVHkJHJ
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi5V9PL1tx
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgazHqeZAc
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3cOjVWHjC
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgdaLUuJSL
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2LjE5moCT
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh9CieyBwg
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxiZlB54g6
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBNLzEACHc
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nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS80Xqu7chr
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tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMPX81QrOq
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmpLfAkgTo
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVsidplSeV
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雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1fMBypih3
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdjwvU0bGK
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaDlJHfPEJ
830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrDVad3JnM
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWtVgWXBMR
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn1Q5ffPxV
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我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJuGVTWDPL
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD5OnxxtCx
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLUg9tM0UC
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wWoXT5fCW
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