脧神回港後，先放下子悠兩母女回劏房，急不及待回到辦公室。肥牛就像看見甘道夫騎著白馬歸來的樣子，情不自禁地叫了句哈利路也。黑仔似乎也安頓好外家的麻煩事，精神比幾天前好多了。明天是Debra 的婚禮，他們要今天準備好一切，好叫肥牛打一場勝仗！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa366A15yVe
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「肥牛，禮物準備好了嗎？」脧神問。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTaawM95cW
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肥牛打開夾萬，裡面有十數個天鵝絨周大福小首飾盒。他隨意打開一盒，裡面是一隻閃閃生輝的鑽石介指。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR04WfoVZ7a
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「剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質，」肥牛介紹道，「真正鑽石的話，巿價超過十萬元；這是最高仿製技術的人造鑽石，連GIA的專家都需要實驗室的特別儀器，才可以檢驗得出真偽。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH6HehMgBw
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「拿去周大福鑲嵌時，如果師父沒說甚麼，就證明這人造石質素騙得過老行尊，」脧神拿著介指，左看右看，望不出半點瑕疵。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyCWfWqIkH
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黑仔好奇的問，「為甚要用周大福的真金介指？反正介指是假貨嘛。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjf9kZaren
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「虛則實之、實則虛之。因為介指幾年後可能要改大改小，也有可能要拋光翻新，用有名氣的珠寶店會方便些。反正黃金成本和鑽石相比，相差大遠了。」脧神放下介指，「那證書怎麼樣？」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBJ6pJLuS3
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「這是樣版，」黑仔拿出一小張證書，「假冒證書不難，我用部好一點的打印機印製了一大疊。多得肥牛攻破了GIA的內聯網，強制加入了這疊證書的資料。你現在上網，隨時可以翻查到這十幾粒鑽石的出世紙！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDmNP9KH77
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「哈哈，看女人錢多易賺。數千塊的介指、千多元的人造石，只要再加一張偽造的證書，現在就價值十多萬。真是蔗渣的價錢，煮出燒鵝的味道！」脧神笑道，「肥牛，這仿鑽石在那兒訂的？」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpGERa4M2x
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肥牛洋洋很意地說，「淘寶。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXZE9zWmqg
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這時候門鐘嚮起，姥姥和小白進來，一個肥胖男人捧著一大個紙箱緊隨而至。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDOchifgIN
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黑仔望著紙箱，嗅到一點可疑的氣味，「姥姥這盒是...?」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHKvFo42XB
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「五爪金龍！」脧神笑咪咪地代姥姥答，「是我托她們運過來的。香港很不好找，我也不得不佩服姥姥妳的人脈！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjSfK9hLSG
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姥姥挺起四十吋胸膛，不客氣的自誇了幾句。朘神吩咐大家到會議室坐下。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz7zEt8rta
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「各位，報復行動正式開始。不成功、便成仁！」脧神一本正經地說，「一個多月之前，我被王百萬的替身啟發，想到了一招聲東擊西、偷天換日。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxbHw0ijYs
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「黑仔，我要所有新娘房內的前期預備工作，今晚內完成；小白，麻煩妳整理一下妳跟肥牛在日本拍的照片，以妳女性的角度出發，上載些最幸福的相片，今晚十時前放上Facebook！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7tIHKvZ0K
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脧神望向剛才拿著紙箱來的男人。他長得沒肥牛胖，皮膚比較黑，梳著陸軍裝頭型，不過五官跟肥牛像倒模一樣！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MJcQYEcIr
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姥姥介紹道，「這位是湖南來的臨時演員。他第一次當替身，不過以他演技應該沒問題。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAfNf98Jzy
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「你好，明天我要你當我同事肥牛的替身。放心，你不需要講半句話，不過你今晚要學會一首歌，還有教正版肥牛，操練好幾句普通話，」脧神用國語跟替身演員解說，「你今晚之內要儘量模仿肥牛的小動作和走路姿勢。姥姥，化妝工作就交給妳，我要他變成第二個肥牛！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGrBvTiSt2
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脧神拖一張椅子到肥牛座位前，跟他四目交投，「肥牛，明天你是主角。我要你拿出一個男人應有的尊嚴，做你應該做、又未有機會做的事。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR878gp1l92
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「嗯...」肥牛支吾以對，很不習慣成為眾人焦點。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQucVFD5eU
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「我們的計劃很簡單，你只須表現出你最英偉的一面。我要Debra後悔、迷惑和感動！」脧神按住肥牛兩邊膊頭，「好兄弟，能做的我們都做了，明天大幹一場吧！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1Z9Ns5OSb
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第二天，正午。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOV2zKWk5i
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露天的雞尾酒會賓客魚貫進場，一對新人在台前跟親友拍照。今天天氣很好，這酒店平台可以眺望維港兩岸景色，氣派得很。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQTOkEYNCC
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新娘子Debra穿起一套湖水藍晚禮服，樣子似乎沒預期般開心。新郞不斷跟來賓寒暄，放眼望過去，在場大部份客人均是國內人。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKxiwcy9Sb
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肥牛一改平日劇毒造型，今天穿起一套企領直紋淺色T恤，外面是一套暗花條子黑色西裝褸，頭髮恤得企企理理，皮鞋也光可鑑人。人靠衣裝，肥牛一身裝扮，出席米蘭時裝展也不會失禮。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPVvUG5R4s
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脧神透過微型對講機，聲音傳到肥牛耳中，「記住，瘦田無人耕、耕開有人爭，第正步就是要將肥牛變成肥田！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzV7X3gSuj
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脧神站在遠處，輕聲吩咐，「進入Debra視線範圍，不要急著衝過去。要記住，第一個目標是製造『一點點不同』，即是湘北對山王的櫻木拆你屋。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjBnqKQEDI
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肥牛拖著小白的手，走到台前，排隊等候拍照。他早就察覺到Debra望見他，但他遵循脧神叮囑，千萬不可以露出半個可憐樣。攝影師示意二人上台，肥牛拋出一個罕有大方自信的微笑，走到台上。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROlAI0uX84
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「多謝你們賞面光臨，我還怕你未必會過來，」Debra笑得可沒肥牛自然，「這是我老公，周總。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfTLdXstCg
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肥牛沒理會Debra，跟周總自顧自握手，奇蹟地以流利普通話跟周總道賀，「周總您好，恭喜恭喜。祝你們倆永結同心、百子千孫！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR4inI76xD
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周總想不知道肥牛來歷，客套回話；Debra 卻呆得張開口，一時來不及反應。在Debra印象中，肥牛國語跟撚呔撚一樣爛。仕別三日、刮目相看，肥牛外表內涵，一拼脫胎換骨！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTPgAXDdpF
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「恭喜妳，Debra，」小白伸出手，恭喜Debra，「我叫小白，是肥牛女朋友。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW5ivvFdiq
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「我知道，我昨晚在Facebook看見妳們東京旅行拍的照片，」Debra皮笑肉不笑的說。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2PvD0Mp1x
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脧神又透過耳機吩咐，「見好就收了，是時候徹退。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpaMkYLvus
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「Debra，妳今天很美，」肥牛定睛望著Debra幾秒，小白抱著自己手臂，「不阻你們了，有機會再談。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRXauaQM4V
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肥牛沒等Debra回話，跟小白並肩離去。二人越過台前人群，肥牛饒有意味地回望一對新人，他看到Debra望著自己的眼神，跟當日反目離去時那雙白鴿眼，有天淵之別。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99mkrXztvB
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小白晚宴前就離開了，肥牛一個人坐下，被編到跟攝影師化妝師等閒雜人等一枱，整晚都沒半個人敢過來搭訕。一來他以前和Debra沒幾個共同朋友；二來認識肥牛的人，都識趣不會走過來，免得尷尬。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALDEQJLgQX
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好不容易捱到九點鐘，司儀出來主持大局。一對新人由大門口進場，肥牛一直盯住Debra，他看見新娘子心不在焉，好像間中就會偷瞄過來。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLulItc1UJX
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司儀一把油腔滑調地說，「一對新人祝酒完之後，不如各位親友細心觀看他們兩個的成長片段。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXPCXfCsCx
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大廳內的燈火漸滅，肥牛仍然死盯住Debra，目光沒離開過一秒。Debra覺得渾身不自在，望著肥牛拿著一大杯白蘭地，大口大口的喝。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdq4qM88tX
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成長片段的音樂前奏響起，Debra總覺得怪怪的。她看著畫面，心知不妙：這不是原本的成長片段，這給人掉包了！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7eU81EbD9
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她身旁的周總倒沒甚麼反應，男人就是對這些事遲鈍半拍。畫面放映著周總的孩童照片，除了Debra，沒人發覺這跟製作公司所造的有點出入...553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ofApsqD6O
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音樂跳進副歌，投影機播放著Debra的生活照。無論是她的獨照還是合照，前後左右總隱約見到肥牛的影子。在場的賓客仍然沒有人發現問題，因為肥牛在相片構圖中，太不起眼，眾人都以為這只是Debra的普通生活照...553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7v3J4xx5S
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只有Debra心裡有數，這並不是普通照片：這些是二人之前同居時，放在客廳和睡床枱頭相架裡的合照。肥牛被趕走那天，將這些照片統統拿走，Debra萬料不到會在今晚再看到這些相。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxZIjzGxV3
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Debra 偷看肥牛一眼，他仍然呆呆的望著自己。一雙眼睛漸漸通紅，似是懷念昨日情誼，忍不住流下男兒淚。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5ym4dm0I9
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大廳燈光再次亮起，司儀將咪高峯交給新郞周總，他拿出一張A4大的貓紙，以三中全會的抑揚頓挫京腔，一字一句地諗出早預備好的愛的誓言。輕柔的純音樂響起，就像音樂盒那種清脆的調子，襯托著新郞的講話，在場眾人都拼息靜氣地假裝在聽。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPlFSuaZgp
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Debra 又忍不住再次偷看肥牛：他雙眼仍然通紅，口中念念有詞，似是在說些甚麼... Debra 忽然開竅，她認出了背景音樂，這是陳奕迅的《阿牛》！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU6EdXLd2h
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「不能回頭553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30n86tLREu
多年前 早明言不能回頭553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAU5kMK8r3
可幸在 是我這一頭蠻牛553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXb3bu5nQG
幾年來無法侍候 才和我分手...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HuwTwa3tQ
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這是肥牛搞的鬼，他正在唱這首歌給我！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5XOvFKI72
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「成婚之前一刻才講到553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEL3vvQraL
難得你來通報才知道553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TfwkliKkl
往日共你追憶永遠是好553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3tkUn5Wat
怎能預計似這般難共你同揩共老...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmpbfWA18C
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Debra 鼻子一酸，強忍著住淚水，偷偷的跟住音樂在哼。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmBf6E6F6x
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「不甘心 尤其這新婚 就像玩犧牲553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEMUUx6ylN
想過搶新娘 我差點講真...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dWno1ijVb
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肥牛再喝一杯，仍然盯著新娘在苦笑。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lOrVo7hpA
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「自小想拿到的全得到553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPm1B22v0f
如今我求不到才知道553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQRmAa8mOT
我命運裡雖則當你是寶553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDoOwSN4Io
天涯上有更多的好情人仍然未抱...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW5plHsAXJ
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周總摺好貓紙，宣讀完畢，在場嘉賓拍手致賀。Debra終於按不住，淚水失控地流。人始終是感情動物，只差一點，她就會跟台下這個痴情男人，白頭共老。是自己不忠在先，辜負了這個終於出人頭地的傻佬。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3cDiTIUuw
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「一頭蠻牛 553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhFNKDJaZ9
闖情場竟成為一頭蠻牛553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdpNIRuovl
慘淡在是我知不能回頭553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOocfYi6Sv
欺騙我難約定未來回頭553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8tsMMtiTU
我是牛 我是牛...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDRdKk6g2Y
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一對新人坐回主家席，Debra心情久未平伏，新郞也沒空好言安慰，不斷有人走過來，輪著敬酒。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5aATrlVXT
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「失陪一陣，我先去補補妝，是時候換第二件晚裝。」Debra跟周總交待好，跟伴娘走進去新娘房。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XCPnweEyw
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其中一張枱的侍應放下乳豬，偷偷跑到一旁，按住耳邊的對講機通話，「雞乸正要回來雞棚，旁邊有隻雞仔；肥牛別緊張，脧神準備掃走雞仔！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr8jxRLhL2
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這是僑裝成侍應的黑仔！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqq7XiYBoT
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Debra走進新娘房，裡面一百呎見方，一張長長的梳妝枱，旁邊有個上了鎖的巨大雜物櫃，四周堆滿新娘的晩裝和禮物，一片混亂。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI4cy2nK3l
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「我想一個人靜一下，我自己補妝就可以了，」Debra不想跟伴娘解釋，她要冷靜一下。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQrSTprsOH
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「好吧，待會兒妳換晚裝時叫我，我就在新娘房外邊。」伴娘識趣的說。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoOshcwIa0
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「脧神不用走入雞棚，雞仔自己走出來了；」黑仔看見伴娘出來，立刻通報。他下意識地望著席間吃著乳豬的肥牛，「肥牛，輪到你了！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanso2qp5ZR
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Debra鎖好門，把臉孔貼近鏡子，正要擦乾眼邊的淚印。剛才自己失態，令眼妝退了大半，就好像瘋婦一般。他專心望著鏡內的自己，驟然發現，肥牛就像歌聲魅影般，站在自己身後。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HqR2mvRie
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Debra嚇了一跳，「你怎麼進來的！？大門都沒開過。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfAySudusR
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「Debra...」肥牛情深的望住對方，慢慢走近，「妳穿起婚紗好漂亮。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvGpLty1Uo
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「你幹嗎走進來？你不怕嗎？我老公在外面，」Debra心情再一次緊張起來。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSzM2pUjG9
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「他在外面喝得醉昏昏，敬酒列隊排到出廳外，他才不會有空理會妳。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIogSIUIHsH
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Debra垂下臉，望著自己一對高跟鞋，「你還找我幹甚麼...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7YqrgcuxS
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肥牛將手探進衣袋，拿出了一盒首飾盒，「這是我欠妳的。幾個月前我們談結婚，我沒出息，連一隻像樣的求婚介子都沒法送給妳...現在雖然妳已經穿起第二顆婚介，我都希望妳收下這個，當作是一個紀念吧。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiVsk0VbRn
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肥牛打開天鵝絨小盒，裡面的鑽石閃閃發光，Debra沒料道肥牛出手這麼闊綽，「剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質。希望妳不嫌棄。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJO0Eio34o
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「對不起...」Debra像山洪缺堤，又再次哭成淚人，「對不起...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrkct5h1zg
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「別說對不起，我們只是有緣、無份。」肥牛強裝鎮定，拿出紙巾，輕拭Debra的淚水，「我沒這麼好命，可以照顧妳一輩子；就算當不成妳一世的老公，十分鐘也好，在這小天地裡，只有我是妳的男人...」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLfkOmLyMF
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肥牛的手留在Debra面頰，伸進頸邊，趁Debra還是茫茫然之際，吻了下去。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jj3i7WYtB
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肥牛抱住還在哭哭啼啼的新娘子，解開她婚紗背後的拉鍊，Debra沒反抗，只是呆呆的望住肥牛。肥牛看到Debra珠胎暗結的小腹，啥也不想，將這幾個月的悶氣一併洩出來、百倍奉還！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXAgKGZRHR
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肥牛穿回衣服，看著Debra騷軟的躺在梳妝枱前，頭也不回的離去。伴娘在門外，原來忙著跟脧神搭訕，沒留意新娘房內竟然有個男人走出來。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt7uyq4m8A
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「各單位注意，分批伺機徹退，」黑仔一邊對著對講機通話，一邊偷吃著百花釀蟹鉗，「肥牛脧神走後門，一小時後在酒吧見；肥牛替身先生，不要顧著吃，五分鐘後要大無私樣的從大門口離去。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOcWLCkl1x
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脧神三人，一個多小時候陸續到酒吧集合。肥牛一臉風騷，豪氣地灌下一整杯Hoegaarden ；黑仔還未脫下侍應生的制服，樣子滿心歡喜。今晚行動，堪稱完美無瑕。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFi3ZEspIt
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「你們先等一下，」黑仔看一看錶，「酒席差不多完了，我是時候回新娘房消滅證據。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXvjVZNl5E
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「甚麼證據？」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8XT2yihSp
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脧神肝笑一下，說道，「黑仔前兩晚已經在酒店當炒散，預先在新娘房安裝好全天候偷拍裝置。記錄下你剛才的英姿，你可以拿回去，每日像亞視般無限重播。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdA7QYVqmX
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肥牛淫笑幾聲，鯨吞一件大號漢堡包。朘神問道，「你不是喝了幾碗五爪金龍湯嗎？這麼快又肚子餓？」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYuJJ6gDRV
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「我整晚躲在新娘房雜物櫃，沒吃過半粒米下肚。加上剛才劇烈運動過嘛，現在肚皮空蕩蕩，」肥牛打個飽嗝，「不過姥姥那盅壯陽補湯，真是了不起！我現在再戰三百會合也可以。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZBwS8luEX
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脧神心裡盤算，叫姥姥幫自己再煎一鍋，看看會不會比小悅的衫褲更見成效。這時黑仔剛好的回來，一邊捧住個紙袋，另一邊手中拿著一盒避孕套。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqmfgfFc8a
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「肥牛，你沒上Debra嗎？怎麼這盒避孕套還未開封？」黑仔望著肥牛，關心的問。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW15jIz9KA
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肥牛捧住個大肚腩，咀角含春，跟脧神對望，又望望黑仔。三人心領神會，舉杯過頭，一飲而盡！
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