不少聽到有人形容:「男生就是個用下半身思考的動物!」234Please respect copyright.PENANAJpNS4UfVxk
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身為一名英俊瀟灑、人見人愛、花見花開的男孩子,每每聽到此類言論,都有不少想法。234Please respect copyright.PENANARtY3axWtOR
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所以特別想用一種嚴肅、認真並且憤慨的筆吻來回答它們:「沒有錯。」雖然不能說隨時,但大部份都是。234Please respect copyright.PENANAhr9VQqe8T3
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當然此言論不能概刮所以男性,不過80%也許有。縱使想法怪異如我,在這一方面倒是不愧對我這帶把的身體。234Please respect copyright.PENANA5nZNffUc5C
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「男生平均多久想一次色色的事?」上次聽到有人在討論這樣一個話題,很有趣,也得確值得研究。234Please respect copyright.PENANAxBuiKPfwy8
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在說出我的答案前,我得先說句實話。要寫這類文章真的不容易,因為大多數男生包括我,是不會和其它人討論「你一星期打幾次」、「都想著誰打」、「打一次多久」等等私密和關係善良風俗的話題。234Please respect copyright.PENANAehGQaqzxS8
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一是沒那個恥力。234Please respect copyright.PENANA9JXvdBUpkn
二是我不想知道我朋友家人在他幻想中的世界。234Please respect copyright.PENANAAVkq8xmHIa
三是……多久多大,不會有願意先講的男人。如果你是男人在看這文章,相信我,不管怎麼樣,我的都比你大一公分、持久一分鐘。234Please respect copyright.PENANAxbGJEcgIH7
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拉回來,平均多久想一次?234Please respect copyright.PENANAzCW4v3MTaZ
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沒有平均,相信我,一個男生如果在可以想,那他一定不是在想,就是在準備想的過程中。234Please respect copyright.PENANAwqajWoyWrW
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但也不是隨時隨人都會想,至少我在菜市場和阿婆聊天時……哦那畫面太美別讓他在我腦裡超過3秒。234Please respect copyright.PENANA3WgZvgTTNL
我要說的是,不會有人工作到一半突然靈光一閃:「胸部!」除非你就是"幹"這一行的。234Please respect copyright.PENANAAjibOKvTqO
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所以走在路上、在家、經過小學……嗯?等等,我家門口有人在敲門了,我去開……奶子!234Please respect copyright.PENANAxBkLwBAuJF
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咳!相信我,雖然我常說想在腦子上裝個拉鏈讓大家知道我在想什麼,但真要裝,可能得容我先去當和尚修行個十年。234Please respect copyright.PENANAaD0IwA6kNP
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到此,「多久想一次」應該有了答案吧。234Please respect copyright.PENANAHd0i2FZiDB
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所以再來還有一個問題我認為值得講:「男生都在想什麼?」指色色的方面。234Please respect copyright.PENANA6GAbMeSjVC
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說實話,如果妳是女生並且在看這個文章,又耐住性子看到了這邊,我想為了妳等等看待妳爸妳哥妳身邊所有男人的眼光,還是打住吧!234Please respect copyright.PENANAW3c1DIRw7Q
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「想什麼?」說實話因人而異,譬如有人喜歡小的、有人喜歡短髮、有人喜歡寵物玩法……等等。234Please respect copyright.PENANAtzqMy4Na8x
但我要講的點不是怎麼玩,而是對誰對什麼。這一點基本可以說,萬變不離其中!234Please respect copyright.PENANAp9MSBYHuTR
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這裡我再分兩個:平時想,和進行生理自X反應(以下用打飛機統稱)。234Please respect copyright.PENANAZGjUzRVbjz
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在平時,男生如果年紀超過青春期,就會有個經驗,千萬不要想太深入!234Please respect copyright.PENANA0MWwE4CF71
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為什麼?因為我不想頂個硬硬的東西在下面,特別是穿窄款褲子,真的…很不舒服。234Please respect copyright.PENANAhaTCCvNu2Z
再者濕濕的不是很好過……為何會濕,請去上國中健教課。234Please respect copyright.PENANA79LGxOX84h
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所以不外乎就只是對:奶子、臉、腿、臀部……等等的眼睛療養,再進就是簡單想象的肢體接觸。234Please respect copyright.PENANAQGyIuNhMKB
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而這事積攢時間過長,就會出現「能量釋放」,俗稱打飛機。234Please respect copyright.PENANAxYWLYxmoXn
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對象為Everyone,只要在他的審美觀中是喜歡的,不管是妳、妳的朋友、朋友的朋友、朋友的…媽媽?都會在其中。234Please respect copyright.PENANA13eAHKjQJ7
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啊!女生們,這絕對不是精神出軌,不然為什麼妳們要看韓劇,雖然很帥、雖然如果可以也許也會嫁給他,但事實是,沒有,因為沒辨法(? 在這一層關係上,他還是愛妳,只是在打飛機時請給他在腦內一個自由的權利。234Please respect copyright.PENANASSH2ABKQrC
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到此快接近這文章的尾聲,對於男人是下半身考的動物我想多少有些概念,那為了幫一些女生解決一個「如何讓他完全不想那些事呢?」我想了一下,想到了。234Please respect copyright.PENANAjeejC5TF9Q
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等他打完。我絕對不是在唬爛。234Please respect copyright.PENANAOTSu86xGWi
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進入賢者時間,屆時妳才會看到一位心中了無雜念,視情色於糞土的好男人。234Please respect copyright.PENANAHvkgjqBZB6
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而維持時間,大概一小時。234Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ8AJYdUw1
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最後,我要說……說那什麼來著?啊!屁股。
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