I had a pet lizard named George64Please respect copyright.PENANARCgfi0NZPd
He was cool, but he made me really bored64Please respect copyright.PENANA5NTjMzyDxU
So I gave him to my mom and she loves him very much64Please respect copyright.PENANA6ppOWPZ4ax
Because animals are better than people
They try to cancel me, cancel me64Please respect copyright.PENANAy5swKWEBGh
Bother me, bother me64Please respect copyright.PENANAIWhmSHRbE3
Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job
Karens, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANA9GUf13Gtrm
Vegans, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANApQcyhd7kOh
Babies, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAasxgZJpmqA
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Putin, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAw6YgBnZlW7
War, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANA7cZARm7LEk
Dinosaurs, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANA80Ou7Tp0zE
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Traffic, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAAtdQK9A1DC
People, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAUr0JHt25XU
Groceries, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAwbp0NQUwie
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
My therapist says I need help64Please respect copyright.PENANAbyQzs9ETKP
'Cause my best friend is an elf on the shelf64Please respect copyright.PENANAyNMonAv1JI
He's got dietary needs, and he scares me when I sleep64Please respect copyright.PENANAJsyf9DFXK0
That's why Amazon should be illegal
They try to cancel me, cancel me64Please respect copyright.PENANAkxaIJ4cmEo
Bother me, bother me64Please respect copyright.PENANA4zW5mSnrJn
Stop bothering me, I am working really hard
DJs, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANA0RF1QfuOZQ
Paintings, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAQMwGUpsFj8
Taxes, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAfqXPmOEC6r
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Email, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANADuVA8PTTMT
French people, shut ze fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAgrtcjpi1h5
New years, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAogOTfQ4Asg
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Molecules, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANAXgTQC9wkT3
Golf, shut the fuck up64Please respect copyright.PENANADUVMhUuQXk
Bulldogs, just kidding, I love you64Please respect copyright.PENANA1pdz3uSaw0
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up
Okay, time for the PSA64Please respect copyright.PENANAaGVCY6MiSO
Dogs are good64Please respect copyright.PENANAipcCsOPqZu
People are bad64Please respect copyright.PENANAqAAVXrEv4h
Dogs good, people bad64Please respect copyright.PENANAeUBOjTOg6n
I said, dogs good, people bad64Please respect copyright.PENANAD7dIctBWjX
Shut your mouth, don't be mad64Please respect copyright.PENANAhuGYBHR2nB
It's the truth


