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FADE IN:
EXT. CITY - DAY
CHAOS
Lots of explosions.
Air crafts zoom through the air.
SUPERB: BABYLON 2071.
EXT. FIELD OF CROPS - DAY
An air craft zooms through the air. A vietnamese guy standing in a field full of crops aims his gun at the aircraft and opens fire.
As smoke comes out of the air craft, the air crafts flies in a pattern and leaves a trail of smoke that reads: NOW THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE!!!
The air craft plummets down and lands on the Vietnamese guy, then explodes.
A bunch of terrorist open fire at another air craft as it zooms through the air.
The air craft crash lands onto a street in a residential area.
The pilot gets out of the air craft and dashes over to a lemonade stand where a little girl is sailing lemonade.
LITTLE GIRL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NoVZcgIZw
Would you like to buy a cup of lemonade?
PILOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVPp0Alvsx
Yes.
The pilot draws money out of his pocket, pays the girl, picks up a cup of lemonade, and drinks it. The lemonade squirts out of the holes in his body.
PILOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxwt5xZwxf
Auh oh.
The pilot falls dead.
The little girl screams.
FURTHER DOWN THE STREET
CHAOS
A riot is going on.
Bad guys open fire at each other from two buildings across the street from one another.
Three armored cops wearing black armor, show up on motor cycles dressed like the judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
Rioters, a few at a time, look to see the three armored cops and scamper off.
The three armored cops get off of their motor cycles.
FIRST ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdGQMQsLyT
I am. . . The law!!! Throw down your weapons and prepare to be judged!!!236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jk9sLFCqa
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHaNGUHBoS
And no I'm NOT saying this to imitate Judge Dredd...236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu5lkhDHs7
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUZrdJ2Jqc
Because I being the law am more dreadful than HIM!
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlXYahINTD
Judge this!!
All bad guys on the fifth floor open fire.
The ammunition from their guns hit the ground near the feet of the armored cops, causing them to move their feet to dodge the ammo.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Fx7VPho5
(to the armored cops.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEMQJ5COdq
DANCE! DANCE!!! DANCE!!! Come on you can dance better than that!
A bad guy pushes a button on a CD player, playing the song CAN'T STOP THE FEELING, by "Justin Timberlake."
The three armored cops start doing a dance routine.
The bad guys cheer them on.
Next, the armored cops start break dancing.
The bad guys laugh while cheering the armored cops on.
The three armored cops cease from dancing.
One of the armored cops open fire at the CD player, destroying it.
The bad guys complain in ad-libs.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkDI8VFhJi
HEY, THAT CD PLAYER WAS AN ANTIQUE!!!
The other bad guys respond angrily in agreement in ad-libs.
FIRST ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3bdsvubiF
The shows over! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dLmASkE1r
(to the bad guys)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYclTlakBm
YOU GUYS ARE UNDER ARREST!!!! WE'RE COMING INSIDE TO GET YOU!
The armored cops scamper into the building.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BAD GUYS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5MTrfqlee
(meaning the armored cops)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr5nUQ6BMD
They had some cool moves. And now they don't wanna dance! Man,236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ687KGOJaHY
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBtjmFcH94
...those armored cops dressed like those judges in the movie Judge Dredd SUCK!
INT. HALLWAY OF BUILDING - DAY
The three armored cops creep along a wall while aiming their guns.
FIRST ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoymyGLsFKZ
Man, this feels like the place where people go if they die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.
The second armored cop grabs the first armored cop by the color and rams him against the wall.
SECOND ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0R0LoR2fM
Seriously! Will you shut the heck up with all the Jesus stuff!?!
The second armored cop finally lets go of the first armored cop.
THIRD ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE6E0KRJdh
(to first armored cop)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRhTj1hPr4
Yeah, shut up you twat!
FIRST ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvSy8opr3Y
Guys! You're letting that demonic warlock Grumpy and his demonic warlocks control your minds!
GRUMPY, who's a demonic looking Demon Warlock, laughs.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqftXWl3ARs
You guys are fighting each other. I love that.
FIRST ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kXWsfqab9
(meaning grumpy)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g3hJ1AlOG
It's Grumpy, the lead Demon Warlock.
The three armored cops realize what they're doing, then immediately aim their guns at Grumpy.
THIRD ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5doZY2XT6W
Grumpy, we hate it that you're convincing humans to shoot at each other and destroy each other.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EeAIKRZJQ
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqYgirpuv3
And the Christian people you can't control, you took them hostage. Where are the hostages!?~!
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK5eh0uJRI
Lets see, the hostages. . . Screw you! The hostages are gone!
FIRST ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVtlim1caK
Okay, well prepare to be put on ice. Get into the cold sleep chamber!
The three armored cops aim their guns at Grumpy. Grumpy gets inside of the cold sleep chamber.
The three guys lock the door and stand against the door while breathing a sigh of relief.
SECOND ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1OeFV9yaY
That was WAY too easy.
Suddenly, Grumpy stabs the three men through the door. They yell in agony.
SECOND AND THIRD ARMORED COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3oIoGeVPY
Lord forgive us of our sins. We confess and believe you died on the cross to save us. Please save us.
The three armored cops die.
Grumpy holds up a hockey mask while laughing, when suddenly, he freezes.
FADE TO BLACK:
WHITE PRINT ON BLACK: 250 years later.
Drums could be heard.
Suddenly, the screen reads: FEDERAL NETWORK like in the movie Star Ship Troopers, only with a gold image of a cooked turkey instead of an eagle.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TWaV5B1va
Hold up, cut cut cut! Stop the music please!
The producer, a green guy with long red hair, steps onto the set.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOB9Phq7HP
This part of the movie is making fun of Star Ship Troopers, right?
CAMERA MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVMvvUpvbL
Right.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuQ7SNnBQO
Then lets make fun of it the way it should be made fun of. Put a symbol of an eagle, not a cooked turkey!
The screen once again reads: Federal Network. This time it's with a gold image of an eagle.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfCIGYkFzA
Start the music back.
The music starts back playing.
SCREEN SHOWS a bunch of troops lined up.
The words: 'JOIN UP NOW' appears on the screen.
MAN'S VOICE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCtJrqbdOB
People are joining up from all over the galaxy and are doing their part.
ONE OF THE TROOPS LINED UP.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRajLolbXk
I'm doing my part.
EXT. BOOT CAMP TRAINING GROUNDS - DAY
Troops are lined up in front of a drill instructor. The drill instructor turns to the camera.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruMMl9Vu2I
(yelling at the top of his lungs)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdeJoN6bVk
I'M DOING MY PART!!!!
The camera lenses cracks from the loud sound of the drill instructor yelling.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
A troop get's shot, then turns to the camera.
SOLDIER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY44AZbX1mI
Looks like I'm done doing my part!
The soldier falls to the ground and dies.
CAMERA PANS to show the enemy soldiers.
ENEMY SOLDIERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSfAzUpo9a
We're doing our part too. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
CAMERA SHOWS the lined up troops saying in ad-libs "Awww shut up!" and throwing balled up pieces of paper.
Balled up pieces of paper hit the enemy soldiers.
The enemy soldiers take off running.
MAN'S VOICE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv26Tvpf9N9
They're doing their part. Are you?
Screen shows lined up troops.
MAN'S VOICE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7vAsC9DKg
Join the Federal Service. . .
A roach crawls on the ground.
MAN'S VOICE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0ynRdxohX
Service guarantees citizenship.
One of the troops lined up spots the roach.
LINED UP TROOP.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYKgOBNaDf
A bug!!!
All the troops fire at the roach.
The roach turns upside down and dies.
MAN'S VOICE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mGRAYgYfp
And you'll make a good bug exterminator too I forgot to mention. Would you like to know more?
EXT. A BEACH - DAY
There are a few palm trees. Two suns could be seen in the back ground.
WILBERT WADO, Caucasian male with a funny hair style, scampers on screen.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAfCY4D09f
Welcome to Paradise! You are all invited to enter a contest to win an all expense paid trip to Earth Three. Many will enter, few will win.
Scone, a guy with long hair, TRICKY, a guy with blue hair, and TRUE, a guy with red hair, scamper on screen next to Wilbert Wado.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUscdixwEW
Keep watching the Wilbert Wado With the Goof Troop 2400 show. And you may win a trip here on Earth Three with me and my Goof Troop.
Wilbert Wado does the running man to the rock music that starts playing.
Scone, Tricky, and True join in on doing the running man.
EXT. CITY - MORNING
SIMON PHONIX, black man, (40's) tall, gold hair, is in the communication booth typing, is distracted as he sees Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop on a distant holographic media screen doing the running man.
Bystanders are entertained while laughing.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GPRDAOCEZ
(meaning the bystanders who are laughing)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQbswiKmbU
Idiots. That advertisement is not funny.
SUPERB: the city of SANDWICH ANGELES
The bystanders suddenly cease from laughing and look at Simon while intimidated and disappointed, then go about their business.
Simon goes back to typing in the booth.
A bunch of police cars, each having SANDWICH ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT written on the doors with an image of a sandwich, pull up surrounding Simon Phonix.
The cops, who are all different intelligent life forms, get out of the cars, each eating a sandwich. The cops set their sandwiches down.
LEAD OFFICER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuM4Mp7G66
Simon Phonix, lay face down on the ground, with your hands in the air.
Simon turns around looking at the cops weird.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeUFop0Syj
Now that just made no sense. . .
Silence.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjrPB6f4Xg
What's the matter, you guys don't talk with logic anymore?
The lead officer presses a button on his watch.
LEAD OFFICER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk0kkPxWse
(to watch; Meaning Simon)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgXInPqQbj
Maniac responded with sarcasm. Something the police officers forgot to use in the movie Demolition Man in the scene when they first tried to apprehend Simon PHOENIX in SAND Angeles.
THE WATCH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGy4c1YGB2
Demand maniac stand on his hands, add the words; 'or else'
LEAD OFFICER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPfV8EUdbh
Simon Phonix, lay down, I mean, stand on your hands, with your hands in the air, or else.
THE WATCH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7djif55nEh
(to the cop)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TakbOZ9U8
NO you IDIOT!!!
Simon Phonix turns around looking angry.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMgsufF5Fv
Aright you George McFly wanna bee's, you asked for it, and now you're going to get it.
BIFF, a huge looking white guy, looking like the Biff from back to the future, taps Simon Phonix on the shoulders.
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunk30AlNBH
Hey, that's my line, butt head!
Simon Phonix hits Biff, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtJADlGA8l
Shut up!
LEAD OFFICER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5m1J6DkS9
Okay, let's get him.
Two officers run up to Simon. Simon kicks both of them in the head with a spinning heel kick. The officers spin around, turn cart wheels, turn back hand springs, stand on their feet.
TWO OFFICERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXXD85A45M
Woooooaaaaa!!!
They both fall to the ground knocked out.
Two officers get back in their car. Simon runs for the car.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3uDQ72vGc
Wait for me.
Simon jumps and lands on the window, breaking it. Simon grabs one of the cops, pulls him up and lets him fly into a tree.
Suddenly, a fire engine shows up. The firemen runs up to the tree.
FIRE MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FNKPws3zr
I'll help you down!
The branch breaks. The cop and the branch falls onto the fireman, causing him to pass out.
COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5nKiuLiNb
That won't be necessary.
The cop passes out. A cat lands on its feet in front of the cop and the fireman and walks off screen.
The second cop, who's a tough cop, gets out of the car, tares off his shirt revealing his upper body and gets into his fighting stance.
TOUGH COP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbdddqISkx
Come on!
Simon rips off his shirt and puts up his guard.
Tough cop throws a jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop throws another jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop clinches Simon and goes to bite his ear.
A reff steps in between them.
REFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5CfrPKJdj
Uhhh Uhhh. None of that stuff. . .
The reff pulls out a salt shaker.
REFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dczlObVgB
(meaning the shaker of salt)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYutwYtfVP6
Not without this.
Tough cop takes the shaker of salt.
A girl in a Mc.Donalds uniform offers them fries.
MC.DONALDS GIRL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Hl0OUWrq
Would you like fries with your order?
Both Tough Cop and Simon hit the girl, knocking her out.
A GUY IN A WENDY'S UNIFORM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTvb12vK6i
Hey!!
Simon and the Tough Cop simultaneously punch the guy in the Wendy's uniform, knocking HIM out.
GUY IN JACK IN A BOX UNIFORM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRz2qS2DHN
She just offered you guys fries!
Both the Tough Cop and Simon simultaneously punch the guy in the Jack In A Box uniform.
The Mc Donald's happy meal guys run up to Simon and the Tough Cop.
MC DONALD'S HAPPY MEAL GUYS.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80mSZ0fz3Y
Okay stop it right now! OR you guys won't get happy meal toys!
The Tough Cop and Simon punches the happy meal guys, knocking them out.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXAylmAfao
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YIdubDJ1f
Do we look like kids!?!
The Tough Cop and Simon turn to look at the Mc Donald's nugget puppets.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVaOeEpWLs
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrZuWmLtWH
Ya want some of us too!?!
THE NUGGETS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YSg44W8q4
No! WE'RE CHICKEN!
The nuggets take off running.
Suddenly, Ronald ~Mc-Donald, Jack from Jack in a Box, and Colonel Sanders from KFC show up. This is just like the night club scene from the movie Romeo Must Die.
Simon and the Tough Cop get into their fighting stance.
Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders get into their karate fighting stance.
Just like in the night club scene in the movie Romeo Must Die, Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders come at Simon and the Tough Cop with karate kicks.
Simon and the Tough Cop block the kicks Ronald Mc-Donald, Colonel Sanders, and Jack execute. With one blow each, Simon and the Tough Cop knock Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mc-Donald, and Jack out.
DEAFENING SOUNDS of sirens suddenly...
Here comes some flying cop motor cycles being ridden by cops who are dressed like judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvoF2k6sSN
Oh no! Who called the Judges.
A person dressed as a Winner Snitcles hot dog shows up.
THE HOT DOG236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPvWqNhlRX
I did. Cause236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGZprQCTeT
(Singing)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLtkgj9BWr
Duwinner Snitcles is not just a hot dog anymore!
Both Simon and the cop punch the guy in the hot dog costume, knocking him out.
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(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bU6oKQgyO
I knew they'd do that.
Biff sits up.
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCAYz5ucfw
(to everyone fighting)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMgJioc7kt
BUTT HEADS!
Biff passes back out.
The song WORD UP by "Cameo" starts to play.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. EXOTIC CLUB - DAY
Song continues.
ATILLA, Caucasian female, 32, tall, dances while sitting on a swing that's swinging back an forth. A guy is squirting her with a water hose just like in the movie Barb Wire.
One of the guys in the audience stand up.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER9IqPtzcd
Come on! Take it off! Take it all off!
Atilla takes off her shoe and points at the guy.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bY2dCmP0A
AUH come on Babe!
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KCnGcW0LB
Don't call me babe!
Atilla attempts to throw her shoe at the guy, but the water hits the shoe, causing it to fly back and hit Atilla in the head, knocking her out.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmnc2Bookq
(meaning Atilla)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2rxVSaUH6
DON'T CALL HER BABE!!!
The guy with the water hose sprays the guy standing up. The water pressure knocks him down.
Suddenly, sparks come from where the hose is connected, being that the machine is malfunctioning.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHmpaDhiIK
Ahh Ohhh, the hose is out of control!
The water hose starts wetting many patrons. People panic while trying to avoid the water.
A dirty guy enters the club.
DIRTY GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw66mKSDYX
Boy I could use a bath.
Water squirts him, knocking him down.
A guy on fire dashes through the kitchen door. Water squirts him, putting the fire out.
A grimlin sits at a table.
GRIMLIN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetv1RiTATa
NEVER GET US WET!! Or we'll multiply... like Bae Bae's kids.
Water squirts the grimlin, knocking it out of the chair.
Atilla gets up and starts walking back stage.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jsIsPDcVH
If one more person calls me babe.
EXT. BACK YARD OF CLUB - AFTERNOON
DISCO, early (30's), three green eyes, dirty blond hair, sits while talking to a guy with two heads, RAY and CHARLES.
RAY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI3NBUgaAu
Disco, we have a problem in the club.
CHARLES236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg09a3Bt7iQ
Everything is all wet.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsdcFZ55d7
The only thing that should be wet is Atilla on the stage imitating Pamela Anderson in the movie Barb Wire.
RAY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh46lkkrSfn
Well more than Atilla got wet, sir.
CHARLES236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6O7r3U5lz
The whole club is wet.
RAY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFYqZzzEWV
And someone called Atilla babe!
Disco stands up and draws a gun.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWYbICqopX
I'll take care of him.
Suddenly, Atilla exits the club with a gun pointed at them.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp6rIGz6U0
Hold it! Drop your weapon! All three of you, or should I say both of you, are under arrest for smuggling drugs.
RAY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAehmi7NQn
What proof do you have?
CHARLES236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzspI4OSeQ9
Yeah, what proof do you have?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS8KwndvZ3
Shut up Ray and Charles! You guys are under arrest!
Disco tries to shoot Atilla, but a sign that reads "BANG" emerges from the gun.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79kvDDPBPd
Huh, your gun is fake!
Atilla pulls the trigger on her gun. A sign that reads "Bang" emerges from her gun as well.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMnSVApoo2
Huh, so is yours. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcST7GwttLh
(to Ray and Charles)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLnz6yn9Yp
Ray, Charles, get her!
Ray and Charles come at Atilla throwing punches.
Atilla blocks the punches. Ray and Charles spin around while attempting to hit Atilla with a back fist. Atilla blocks the strike, then kicks Ray and Charles in the face one at a time. Both hit the ground out cold.
Disco comes at Atilla turning flips, then executes punches and kicks that Atilla blocks.
Atilla picks up Disco, swings him around, and throws him onto a table.
Suddenly, raging water bursts through the club walls, washing everything away. Atilla climbs onto a huge floating peace of wood. Disco climbs onto a floating peace of wood.
This is just like the scene in the movie Jumangi.
An alligator swims past them. Four people in a river raft pass them while peddling. Bumbish looking guys on jet ski's like the ones in the Movie Water World passes them while smoking.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZnzR2cx1o
(meaning the guys on Jet Ski's)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27bXO26kQR
The smokers just like the ones in the movie Water World.
Smoke gets blown in Disco's face from off screen. Disco coughs and waves the smoke away.
Suddenly, Disco and Atilla wash ashore.
Atilla pulls a gun on Disco.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80jlyjIed6
You're under arrest.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk5pN8zL2y
How do I know the gun is loaded.
Atilla fires the gun into the air.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GA1Q0aSdE
That's how you know.
A Teridacto falls out of the sky and lands in front of them.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ozD6FviA0
Oops!
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUetZ1SVeU
I thought those things were extinct.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMh4qv3z6N
They are now.
Atilla aims the gun at Disco.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHPTKyo5O4
Put your hands up.
Disco looks as he hears millions of creatures.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkOlLJFtSE
What the heck?
Atilla looks. They see 1,000 Grimlins standing before them.
GRIMLINS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZSPGS3DzV
I told you not to get me wet. We multiply like Bae Bae's kids!
The Grimlins all let out an evil laughter.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvrv7ra6NQ
Yes. And you guys also can't come out in the sunlight either. It kills you.
The Grimlins look up at the two suns in the purple sky, scream, and become bones.
Suddenly three police cars land in their area.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEn78yhQnl
Oh no.
Cops get out of the cars.
ONE OF THE COPS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSblCEpgvB
Come on Disco, you're under arrest.
As Disco spits on the ground, the cops stare at him for a few seconds.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn61LEL25aw
Just give me my freaking phone call!
ONE OF THE COPS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmcYQiiRnf
(to Disco)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCbLCRBVxg
Stupid! This is the 24th century. We communicate through telecomunicators now! Now get your hands up so we can hand cuff you and take you to jail!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE COPS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dLQeKaD9z
And you must think you're Clairance Boddigaur from RoboCop! Spitting on the ground and telling us to give you your phone call.
Disco looks confused.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwjUcU49ub
Who?
Disco puts his hands up. Atilla cuffs him.
The door to the police car opens.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMWJt77bAL
Wait. Aren't you gonna read me my rights!
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF5meTB4xU
Yeah. You have a right to enjoy the ride in the back of the police unit! And we're not playing your favorite disco song on the radio!
Disco sighs in frustration.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOicwjvHCb
This is like being in outer space without a protective suit... it sucks!
Atilla and the police look at Disco funny.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtVYFUOief
Don't you guys know your astronomy? The vacuum in outer space SUCKS the air out of you and you'll die.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ28FrVhY8
Ohh.
The officer's laugh.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk21KMoHwM
You know, Disco, that was really funny.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZ0zNArFj7
Oh, so I guess I'm free to go then?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSWVn6096T
Nope! ...wasn't THAT funny.
Atilla throws Disco into the police car. The door closes.
EXT. AN ALLY - DAY
A flying van lands in an alley.
As the doors open, SAI, Chinese male, medium height, heavy set, MONK, Chinese male, long hair, medium height, and INFANTRY, 5'7", Caucasian, eye patch on one eye and a blade for a right arm, step out of the van with three alien beings.
All six men enter through a facility.
INT. THE BUILDING - CONTINUOUS.
A bunch of folded clothes are everywhere. The six men approach a desk, where a slightly bald blue skinned man named BARTABE stands.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90jvhzq5zV
Ya got my cash?
Infantry puts the brief case on the desk.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EbwHqSkS5
Half.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCoropWsm3
Why half?
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl4ORm0ARm
We wanna look out for ourselves.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7svlEZ1kT
When we get out of here safely, we'll call you and tell you where the rest of your money is.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFWde7ldad
You think I'm really stupid. You got that line from the movie Street Fighter.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN36H9uiZZ
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1VxZ6LuLp
The scene when Ken and Ryu tried to trick Victor Segat this exact same way.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKPg0szsU9
Auh great... Just our luck. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWBV3SM6V1
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyFZfm5HbD
Bartabe watches too many sci fi pictures too.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfxtkYZKEo
Sci fi picture?236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiHItXFww5
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSQKv89zGp
Street Fighter is a movie based off of a video game that's over 300 years old you idiot.
SAI, INFANTRY, AND MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYA77Q2jVA
(yelling simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MWZBLNQhD
WE KNOW THAT!
Bartabe slightly jumps in fright at the sound of Sai, Infantry, and Monk yelling.
Bartabe and the aliens aim their guns at Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRjXCwoPCW
I hope you're happy. Because you just ruined our deal.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVB0GTKPO3
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuc9uOD7gv
...by YELLING at me!
Bartabe and the aliens open fire at Sai, Monk, and Infantry, causing force fields to appear around them and protect them.
ONE OF THE ALIENS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrXA5HYv49
They have force fields!
Everyone puts down their weapons.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCN0XKSYzt
(to Sai, Infantry, and Monk)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKFJUSL13S
I hope you three are ready to get your butts kicked.
Everyone gets into their fighting stances.
Two of the aliens try attacking Sai. Sai blocks the punches and kicks of both people and bump their heads together.
Bartabe tries to run away.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QFGSxRV4Y
Bartabe, where you going?
Bartabe throws a few punches. Infantry blocks the punches with his left arm and does an inside crescent kick to Bartabe's head. Bartabe falls into a wedding cake.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFA6VbMggN
You're fired!236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDBup5ARj1
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjFaLQLnbG
I mean, you're under arrest!
Infantry looks towards us.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj9ZaMGg7I
(to movie audience)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8mPPQHfgK
Gosh, I seen the movie Cradle To The Grave TOO many times. The scene when the tall bald police captain shoots the crooked cop to death and then fires him...236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSiD4iFLZ0
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IE5X1ryJb
Wait, you guys watching this movie probably don't remember that. Cradle To The Grave is an old movie.
Bartabe lifts up his head out of the cake.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xvxARy6ku
And I'm hungry like always. Thanks for the cake.
Bartabe starts eating the cake.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTasneZCQd
In fact, I'm hungry like a wolf more than Duran Duran was over three centuries ago!
Bartabe continues eating the cake.
Monk does a jump spinning side kick, knocking an alien into the folded clothes. Monk then picks up a box of Tide.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodoIlWcIwT
(to the alien)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRJJz2K8Gh
Do you know why people wash their clothes IN Tide.
Monk opens the box and dumps the soap powder on the alien.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoqkhueKmF
Because it's too cold OUT tide!
Suddenly the police bust through the doors.
POLICE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt4Fq4nu5S
Freeze! All of you who just got your butts kicked are under arrest!
EXT. BUILDING - DAY
Flying cars fly about.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
Mr. Wise, Caucasian male, late fifties, wears glasses, dressed in what looks like a robe, sits at a desk. As soon as the slide door opens, Wilbert Wado and his Goof Troop enters.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HxVQxvHeY
(to Mr. Wise)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmMoMU07LH
You wanted to see us, Mr. Wise?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HHPq56SJo
I hate to announce it but, Grumpy and his Demon Warlock army is free again. The demon warlock army just released Grumpy from his 250 year cold sleep.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltdZyHOJ5Y
Anyone who can stop them?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSjmNCxIAv
You will help. . . You currently have a contest going on for a contestant to win a trip to Earth 3, right?
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotZuEpWhlB
Just like Simon Phenix says in a Demolition Man scene... Exactamondo.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8yJ0UTz3D
Good. Because the Warlock Demons are gonna attack Earth 3. You must choose your warriors for this mission.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoMeYQqwbc
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc8NlZuFNn
SIX of them.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY9HbWPRPh
We have the perfect six warriors sir. One is already on Earth 3 right now.
Mr. Wise nods his head.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o4SKmpv4C
Very good.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJR0eavTw8
Here are the other five.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on his watch, causing a holographic image of Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Simon Phonix, and Sai to appear.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlCTzLMiab
Good. Good. I was gonna have you choose those EXACT particular people. Rig the contest and make them the winners of the Earth 3 trip.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDLnckJNhP
We already did.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehBK3pFbJ7
And might I add. This movie is gonna end extremely bizarre.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EkMKq9471
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScLDgxxqnu
...in a way that you never seen a sci fi spoof movie end.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbTqp2Vb1n
Well you can always count on Wilbert Wado...
ALL EXCEPT MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiPmHqr3lx
And the Goof Troop 2400.
Wilber Wado rubs his finger across his watch, causing rock music to play.
Wilbert Wado and his group all start doing the running man.
Mss. Wise enters and looks at them funny.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKGToGMSjo
Okay guys we have a world to save.
They stop doing the running man just as the music stops.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqlp0uAHeJ
Oh, hi Miss.... Wise.
Mss. Wise looks at them funny.
MSS. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWiW8WUwP4
Hi guys.
SCONE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4MwYiXjjl
We're off to save the world.
They exit.
MSS. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQuJoeI71o
THEY'RE going to save the world? A group of clowns?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBqxy7c4LW
Not exactly. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdLyIilHfb
(Beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7NVrOC3xv
These clowns are going to select five really brave warriors, honey.
MSS. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3mHskgNGN
Oh, cool.
EXT - DESSERT - DAY
Two moons are barely visible in the day time sky. An anti gravity car zooms down the road.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, and Infantry are in the car. Suddenly, there's a beeping sound.
They all look at a red light on the dash board beeping.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMekEHHoif2
Anyone wanna answer that? Could be important.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dg6DChWAK
You're closer, you answer it.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuTmzr5HGH
I'm driving.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7RBphcb6L
No bother guys, I'll get it.
Monk rubs his index finger across his watch, causing Wilbert Wado to appear on a floating holographic screen while shown from the neck up.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCckuKs7JXi
Congratulations Monk, Infantry, and Sai, you three are winners. You win an all paid expense trip on a space cruise to Earth 3!
They all have weird looks on their faces.
INFANTRY, SAI, AND MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB2zhMyq4A
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC8vegpfe1
We won? We didn't even enter the contest.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWruL9VcD4
What's with the weird looks? Earth 3 is so beautiful, it looks like the place where every intelligent life form in the Universe has to accept Jesus to go which is Heaven.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ882T6aRMyN
Intelligent life form? Then I guess that excludes you from the list.
Sai, Infantry and Monk laugh.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6kiBKErNV
You know, that's funny. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsNRVH4hRD
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjK265Jm7F
That reminds me of an episode of 90210, when two teenagers wanted to exchange an egg for some information.
Wilbert Wado laughs.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jVRn9IWwr
What are you on, dude?
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz3YGtR0fJ
Nothing. I'm a clown, I'm supposed to act goofy. Be on planet Earth tomorrow evening to catch the ship. The ship won't wait. Congratulations.
Wilbert Wado goes off the air.
The three look at each other with puzzled looks on their faces and shrug their shoulders simultaneously.
MONK, INFANTRY, AND SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL4ARSnz2d
(speaking simultaneously to each other)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDh4OM4N8p
Don't look at me.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Atilla walks through the police station all wet.
A GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMTNxgpgyu
Hey Atilla, good job catching Disco.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0RDIx5jmf
Thank you.
A cop tries to do a spinning back kick to another guy's hand, but he accidentally knocks over a jug on a Sparklet's water dispenser.
Water splashes on Atilla.
The other cops laugh and clap sarcastically.
KICKING COP 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA2mtRkQjf
Woops, sorry Atilla.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQwheCDQ1S
Thanks a lot. Always copying Murtah in the movie Lethal Weapon 3!
A police captain approaches Atilla.
POLICE CAPTIAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhnuiotEij
Atilla, Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 tried to get in touch with you.
Atilla gets a confused look on her face.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nYl0oKyz6
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 'Who?'
POLICE CAPTIAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdehG2AqQb7
No. Not the goof troop 'Who.' The goof troop 2400. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH9GtUR6N4
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3tAd064nA
I just love them. They're so funny. But anyway, they said you won a trip to Earth 3.
Atilla gets and excited look on her face.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcccL6xBCW
A TRIP TO EARTH 3!?!
Atilla jumps and hits the ceiling with her head while screaming in excitement.
The director, who's next to the camera man gets a confused look on his face.
DIRECTOR 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKMbAtTFMQ
Wait, that's not supposed to happen!
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj23aKij6e
Cut! FREAKING cut!
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvyjx7uMrH
It's not my fault, the ceiling's too low!
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoRdlqF9sX
(with sarcasm)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YK6QtHut8
Oh, so I guess the ceiling saw a tiger, got scared, and decided to duck down lower!
A confused look claims everyone's face.
EVERYBODY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87F0i0KuAz
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLPE2l2cqk
WHAT!?! A Tiger!?!
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxL3Z5NmMH
Never mind! Let's just continue shooting the movie Sci Fi Picture! Okay everyone, let's go to the next scene at the space port on the planet Earth.
FADE OUT:
EXT. SPACE PORT - AFTERNOON.
People walk about.
ZARM, who's a 6'8" man with a robot arm, stands talking to people.
SUPER: Planet Earth.
An anti gravity taxi cab stops in front of the terminal. As the door opens, Simon Phonix steps out and heads for the Ticket Lady.
TICKET LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0wIR8xxfB
Last call for Earth 3, hurry up.
Simon approaches.
Ticket Lady places her finger print on the pad.
TICKET LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wf8PMaeCM
Hi. Identification please.
Simon places his thumb print on the pad.
TICKET LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJljNBPfNer
Congratulations Simon Phonix on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD0fimacEP
Thank you. ...ain't even a fan of clowns.
A peace of paper prints.
TICKET LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39GZjx3Que
Neither are Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Wa8qBw9e
Who ever the heck they are.
The lady gives Simon the ticket.
TICKET LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19sfDEKhnU
Enjoy your trip.
INT. ANOTHER AREA - CONTINUOUS
Atilla sits on a bench when suddenly, she gets approached by Scone.
SCONE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEzry8dkPU
Ohh Atilla.
Atilla looks at Scone funny.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4Mmd6VPcH
Scone?
SCONE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSlWIlCleg
Yes that's me. Wilbert Wado wants to meet you in person before the plane takes off for Earth 3.
Atilla gains a confused look on her face.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qK6gg9uKW
Okay. . . Where is he? All I see is you.
Atilla looks as hard core rock music plays.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the rest of the Goof Troop appear from off screen.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhinNMb6Gk
(sounding like Ruby Rod in the Fifth Element)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeygsq9I6z
Atilla, Congratulations on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqGU9N9tOZ
Are you imitating someone from a REALLY old sci fi movie?
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2U0tiJ3nQ
Ruby Rod from the 5th Element, only I'm not dressed up as a drag queen. And this movie isn't named after something from the Periodic Table.
Suddenly, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon show up.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRySR5lUYGM
I won the contest too.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklsji6dtho
Me too.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66NtvqYbca
Yes, I recognize all of you. Thank you for coming.
Suddenly, there's an explosion near by. Grumpy and the Warlocks run onto the scene.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjxm1ypd1l
Oh my God, Grumpy and the Warlocks are here!
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPvVig0VJk
Wilbert Wado, you and your Goof Troop... Hide!
Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, and Sai run up to Grumpy and the Warlocks blocking their punches and kicks.
Suddenly Zarm shows up picking up the Warlocks one at a time and tossing them.
Zarm picks up Grumpy and throws him into a yogurt stand inside of a yogurt shop.
The Yogurt Shop employees point and laugh as they see Grumpy is covered in Yogurt.
ZARM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvLtcdGBYa
Oh. Let me not forget the toppings!
Zarm grabs all kinds of toppings with his hands and throws them on Grumpy.
The Yogurt shop employees are laughing.
Zarm points to Grumpy.
ZARM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoNvKiXNkQ
I guess he's treating you today guys. Because it's LITERALLY on him.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ORG578Cig
(to Zarm)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx1ZL5HDom
What are you doing? I'm on a diet!
Simon approaches Grumpy and punches him, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1APCuCw7u7
(to Grumpy)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYalNlBSAse
Shut up!
Sai blocks the punches and kicks of a Warlock and kicks him.
The Warlock flips, then turns somersaults, lands on his feet, and holds up his hands like a gymnist would.
The people began booing him. The Warlock then passes out.
Both infantry and Monk execute jump spinning side kicks, knocking two warlocks down.
Atilla punches a Warlock.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIGsMvev5e
Talk about she's a knock out.
The Warlock passes out.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ihqFRaTbv
(to Zarm)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKh0Rn6K0c
Who are you, sir?
ZARM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRzDWzA69i
They call me Zarm. I'm the head of security.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uLjHik1rp
Only one of you came to our rescue? Where's your troops?
ZARM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m5VDot78b
They only show up if need be.
Atilla sighs.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop approaches the gang.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuravgsqMY3
Guys, are you okay?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uxvGJOyrB
We're fine Wilbert. Thank you for your concern.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8GgC6G2da
Okay, this is the worse thing I ever had happen on my show! Warlock attacks!
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FgfyMpGYg
Shhhh. Just be quiet, and get us on the ship.
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The cruise vessel flies towards a planet.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyz8EJb5AI
This is your captain speaking. Before we reach Earth 3, our first stop will be Babylon 4.
The captain laughs.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTFgbUSILt
I just made a funny statement. First I said 3, then I said 4. Ha HA Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
EXT. SKY - DAY
The ship enters the atmosphere and flies toward Babylon 4, which was a decayed space station that had crash landed years ago.
EXT. BABYLON 4 - DAY
Infantry, Monk, Simon, Sai, and Atilla walk together.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgfH6CN6Rk
You all know that they didn't find this crashed ship until late in the previous century.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEScdXFvss3
Of course we know.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9WbeqscWj
They couldn't find this place when it first got LOST IN SPACE.
Infantry sees ZOAT standing at what looks like a hot dog stand. Zoat is a blind black man who has a gray mustache, gray beard, and gray eyes.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMO2Lau6UR
Anybody hungry?
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ9uRzdyio
Where will we eat?
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNvY4YUQmP
There are plenty of places where we can chow down.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAnSn2RLxP
What about there?
Infantry points to the stand where Zoat is.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1eMsr7Bpj
Guys wanna see what he's sailing?
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Zwmgg8Zvn
Yeah, come on, I'm HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF like Duran Duran was 400 years ago.
Infantry gets a confused look on his face.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Mz3hITSu
What's a wolf?236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkRxfdKHNc
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdllz2hL9F
And who the hell was Duran Duran?
The five of them approach Zoat.
ZOAT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDpEz8wGK6
I've been expecting you guys. The ones who won this trip. Monk, Atilla, Simon, Infantry, and Sai.
They all get confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl10INZhjg8
Who are you?
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YnJuTaUyE
How come you know us?
ZOAT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmRlbT8oBq
They blurted your name on the media.
Silence.
ZOAT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWth8mW2RZE
I work for Mr. Wise. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSo4H0HfUz
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmDVqBQehS
He's the reason you guys are being sent through outer space. Stay there, I have something I want the five of you to take with you.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZzFujAMO4
Tell us who you are first.
ZOAT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3gglvjZ0d
My name is Zoat.
Zoat picks up five diamond rings.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbckUyR7Qe
Wedding rings?
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH7GxMVZEG
I have a better silly guess. Five rings like the five kids in the 20th century cartoon that was called Captain Planet?
ZOAT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK0tM2c73x
(answering Sai and Atilla)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r3ncXpfBT
No silly, and no silly. These rings are to protect you from Grumpy and his Demonic Warlock army. . . Go ahead, put them on.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLEt4R5DMs
Didn't we knock Grumpy and his Warlocks out at the space port back on Earth? They should have learned their lesson by now.
ZOAT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvxHS1pFrW
You can't defeat Demonic Warlock creatures permanently just by knocking them out. You have to kill them.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4i5L7Aa7B
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSKFIFIY6j
Yes...236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsB7CePzuM
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzltmanBjJ
That's why your mission's not over yet.
They put on the rings.
Suddenly, lasers get fired from a sniper's rifle.
Zoat gets shot. The sniper turns out to be Grumpy, who jumps out of hiding with a group of Demonic Warlocks.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ULLlvmbaR
This is as far as you guys go! You're not gonna get out of here alive! I'm going to kill you right here and you're all going to die!
Grumpy and the Demonic Warlocks open fire, and a force field appears around Simon, Atilla, Sai, Infantry, and Monk.
People run and panic.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6wMSPrBSt
No Grumpy. . . You're the one who just made the endangered species list.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3grx8GIq76
(to his group of warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1avRZSMaEk
GET THEM!
The Warlocks attempt to attack.
Infantry executes a jump spinning roundhouse kick, kicking a Demonic Warlock in the head. The Demonic Warlock flies back and collides with the other Demonic Warlocks. All fall down.
Atilla blocks the punches and kicks of one of the Demonic Warlocks, kicks him in the groin, then throws an uppercut to his face, knocking him out.
Simon hits one of the Warlocks with a flat television.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN2fNulCIP
You're on TV!
Monk throws one of the Warlocks into Zoat's food stand.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1q37FKhSn
Next time I'll use mustard!
Sai takes down Grumpy and three other Warlocks with his unique kung fu moves.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf6SBPDWZG
You win, for now.
Grumpy and the Warlocks take off running.
EXT. A BEACH DAY
A plane flies over the water while a bunch of intelligent life forms relax on the beach.
EXT. SPACE PORT - CONTINUOUS
Plane lands at the space port.
INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS
People exit the plane into the terminal.
Three aliens with guitars play music and sing off beat.
THE ALIENS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22lLub1s6p
Welcome to the most. . . Beautiful place.
Atilla, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon walk near them. Simon puts a quarter in the jar.
ONE OF THE ALIENS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR96YcDaFdM
Hey thanks.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4ejYUkFBB
You're welcome, now shut up.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHVK0zunYa
Simon, that's mean!
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqts776itwb
They're being meaner by singing the way they are.
Atilla gives Simon an obvious look.
Scone approaches them.
SCONE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfNNEO56XI
Ohh Ohh guys.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2UIowXqxU
Ohh Ohh what?
SCONE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHtB8i6ELl
As soon as you guys check in, Wilbert and us wanna talk to you guys.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStd6DsRPaP
About.
SCONE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e8m9hL16e
About why he has you all here. Come see us when you check into your hotel rooms please.
As Scone walks away, the five look at each other funny.
INT. LOBBY AREA OF A HOTEL - DAY
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop speaks with Atilla, Infantry, Simon, Sai, and Monk.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSscbk82qS1
Listen, we were told of your back ground and we don't have you guys here on vacation. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQpF0VyuYM
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nnTw3Li5A
But you can still have a fun memorable time while you're here.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlRuxtEmXR
What are you TALKING about, man?
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOfmx0iK3c
Zoat already told you some of what I'm telling you, about being chosen to fight and defeat Grumpy and his Warlock army.
Suddenly there's a beeping sound. Wilbert looks at his watch.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMckdSl0xcV
It's Mr. Wise. He'll be able to explain this mission better.
Wilber Wado presses a button on his watch, causing Mr. Wise to appear in the form of a hologram.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNbF0XAOEV
(to Wilbert Wado)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNzQeVQlI5
I see you have the group there on Earth 3. Good job.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASmf8kIPwA
Actually Mr. Wise, we just arrived here in Babylon 4 Country yesterday.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv022imUl9
Are you Mr. Wise?
MR. WIZE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhqK4RbIu8
I am him. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrRxvoG4wC
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZQLzcXhle
And I'm sure you've been told why you're here.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM62o0lFKL
To stop Grumpy and his Warlock army from terrorizing this generation, yes we heard. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDG52Yed0N
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjr4xNvFsP
What makes you think we can do that?
MR. WIZE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cI1zjgWBI
Well number one, you haven't failed so far. And secondly, didn't the rings Zoat gave to you work against Grumpy's fire power?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFInIGSvSOg
Yes. . . Grumpy AND some of his Warlock army, they DID try to attack us and failed because of our rings.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNrWsbZQ9s
As long as you don't take those rings off before you kill all the warlocks, you'll be okay.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxWT4PNFJF
These rings are beautiful. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauQ4pVKY5N
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPgWWaRcoi
I may not take mine off even after we kill Grumpy and his so called Warlock army.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNVJOsu2rp
That would be up to you. . . Now go with God.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJMs68jQJ6
Yes Mr. Wise, God is with us.
Mr. Wise's holographic image vanishes.
EXT. A RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Three full moons are visible.
Santa claus and his rain dears fly by the moon.
ET riding on the handle bars of a bike fly across the moon in the opposite direction.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 take pictures with children.
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry sit at a table.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLC10w7TZZ
Okay, I'm still a little confused about this mission.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc4FypIP51
We have to stop the Warlocks. You saw what they did on Earth back in the year 2071, Earth time.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlsiVfqdud
Actually I didn't see. I wasn't born yet.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhwpqb2rtc
He means from your studies.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGErW3DJPua
There's only one problem. I don't think we should go into battle with lost souls. If we're gonna risk our lives, we must be prepared to die.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTjKaCV1oN
(to Sai)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn8ShtjTzZ
Are you about to preach a sermon?
Suddenly, a green colored waitress shows up with a huge dish that's covered in a large silver top.
THE WAITRESS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo710RUSnt
A few minutes just like we promised.
She removes the top from the dish. There's a fire.
A fireman rushes over to the table and throws water onto the dish.
FIRE MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7JlcrYief
You're plates on fire will you pay attention?
THE WAITRESS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXFooDC0gr
Thanks fire man, the food was still cooking.
FIRE MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h96EqsNYb
Oh, my good. No, I mean my BAD.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VeF7LcyHu
(meaning the fireman's statement)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5Rw2CSums
Nobody says that anymore.
Both the waitress and the fire man leave.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7e47w6YWV
But anyway, it's important that you know you'll be safe 500 years from now.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi3Gzov4Tp
What does that have to do with this battle with Grumpy and his Warlock army?
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSRJ8VRu0X
Yeah, exactly.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR04XiDA5k5
Death is only peaceful if you accept Jesus into your life before you die. I learned that from one of Mr. Wise's sermons.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJflceU2m5
Why hasn't Mr. Wise told us this himself if it's so important?
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fhTEbMLZZ
He HAS already told you, if you have been watching his sermons on Network Nebula, channel 2,500.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXiySU5srR
So what? You wanna pray with us to accept Jesus?
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCQPRW4Ajq
If it's gonna keep us out of hell, I say let's do it.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERKDeBguXC
Okay let's all join hands.
They all join hands.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8Ntootpyn
I want you guys to say this prayer to Jesus with all of your heart, say dear Lord Jesus.
THE WHOLE GROUP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo58wx6qkC
Dear Lord Jesus.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaccIo9D0ri
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE WHOLE GROUP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrI08V8Xrz
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZONYaAmt1
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE WHOLE GROUP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWfbcuAoAu
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMdAQKaV8n
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
THE WHOLE GROUP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUABAzD5gqT
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
The entire group let go of each other's hands.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl93mbb7sT8
I was told there was a sixth party who's supposed to be with us to fight this demonic Warlock Army. And we're supposed to meet her at some kind of Gym?
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjh7h0SH8b
Her name is Fanny. We'll meet her at some kind of gym tomorrow.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB2wnS4Ahk
Some kind of gym? What kind of gym IS it?
SIMON, MONK, SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbko4JDNEIC
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNECsN691x7
Some kind of gym.
EXT. STREETS - DAY
A sign that reads, "Some Kind of Gym," is on a building.
INT. A GYM - MOMENTS LATER
Infantry, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Atilla enter.
They spot a woman named FANNY, who's a black woman in her forties, sparring with a Thai boxer, who is a Thai man in his late thirties.
Fanny ducks to dodge a hook shot. Fanny then throws a multiple of punches and a kick.
A huge man with pearly white skin, buy the name of AXEL, laughs while smoking a cigar.
Fanny does a spinning heel kick, knocking the guy down.
Simon approaches Axel.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PySO7C12W
Hey what's up. We're looking for Fanny. She won an all paid expense trip to Earth 3 with us.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2auRFZPJP4
Hey.
Simon turns to see FANNY, tall black woman in her late (30's).
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8gYtvIqF1
You're wasting your time and your breath. He's not multi lingual.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmjYKNyDrL
What's your problem woman? I wasn't asking you.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14CKzfgjRv
You're looking for Fanny, I'm her. And you guys must be Atilla, Sai, Monk, Infantry, and Simon.
JACKI GLEESON, who's a black man with white hair, even his eyebrows are white, approaches while banging his gloves together.
Fanny steps out of the ring.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2Y2PsQnGF
This is Jacki Gleeson.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTyYX1nbYX
Wasn't that a television show back in the day.
Jacki growls.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fx2gkYzsl
He hates being compared to the 20th century TV character, AND he busted his punching bag this morning. Must be looking for something to stuff it with.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSJ1uk71Vd
Tell him to try his mama.
Jacki throws a hook shot to Simon Phonix, hitting him.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO2tmTn1j6
(meaning Jacki)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZvYtv459b
Did anyone EVER teach this fool the difference between hospital, and hospitality?
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUhNaxhtyM
Yeah, you get what you can afford.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2m0popQ7v
Well let's see what HE can afford. I'm gonna knock the BLACK and the WHITE off of him. The BLACK off his skin, and the WHITE off his hair.
Axel laughs while smoking a cigar, getting Simon's attention.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BSJOMd2jy
(meaning Axel)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NCRBPhkl6
Not multi Lingual, huh?
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T4OtX8ywl
(meaning Axel)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZOJXTqxAo
That's Axel. He laughs at what he wants to laugh at.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xAEOr9WCQ
Well I'm JUST about to give him something to laugh about.
Axel laughs.
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxi6DKlekH
You just did.
MOMENTS LATER
Both Jacki and Simon are in their fighting stances. Jacki swings at the air. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclIkyXhyRx
(to Jacki)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPCHScoTW5
You MISSED!
Jacki swings at the air again. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
Axel stands up angrily and flips over the table. Everyone jumps in fright.
AXEL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUeQY3xq1e
Come on! What is this!?!
Simon looks to Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsSdLDxzEa
I thought he couldn't speak English!
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
Jacki hits Simon, knocking him down.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh30zbXYDx8
Simon, pay attention.
JACKI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJmi4XXN4W
Did I do that?
Everyone nods their head.
Simon gets up.
Jacki attempts a rainbow kick to Simon's head. Simon ducks and hits Jacki with an elbow uppercut.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohY5cmvLsD
Yes.
Jacki, who is all sweaty and dizzy, with little birds flying around his head, falls to the ground.
As Simon walks towards the exit of the ring, Jacki, while on the ground, reaches towards Simon's leg and falls back to the ground.
AXEL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYiXpi4Dqb
So much for Jacki.
Fanny is now beating on African drums as Jacki gets up. Fanny signals for Jacki to come to her.
Simon gets out of the ring.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsisjqUIsp
What happened Simon? You were losing.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQAShplAhN
Well I won.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NPEqXHEa3
Barely.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V0dItdXFH
And it wasn't luck.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI1RjgAqs4
Sure it wasn't. There's no such thing is luck, only faith and blessings.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowWPzWy2S4
(to Monk)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYGh3oYWIJ
You learned that pretty quick.
Infantry grabs a dry towel.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGLlQjTR5l
Dry yourself off, Simon.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop show up.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLuyZzK6vV
What did we miss?
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnYjeaRPo3
A boxing match between Jacki Gleeson and Simon.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZSmlFCmmQ
Did someone's ear get bitten? Again?
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3BZgBCBGy
You think you're funny, do you?
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyhNF3VB2N
Well I am a clown.
Simon shakes his head.
Wilbert see's Jacki get up and leave Fanny sitting alone.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlP0liIbEy
Excuse me. Watch this...
Wilbert Wado walks over to Fanny and sits next to her.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaXmlY05kS
Hi.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAVE1nifD5
Fanny, if a human accepts Jesus and dies, he goes to heaven, he expects wings and becomes an angel. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvCzyMxkA5
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle9u7z0dPR
If a vampire accepts Jesus and dies where does he go?
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9uAEzeDsr
Heaven.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPphblTeHUs
What does he expect to receive?
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk3wyqCSTx
Wings.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPqWJ5xwWu
What will he become?
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzuyHuj9rY
An angel.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc7l1PfEPd
Nope, he'll become a bat. Do you get it? Vampire, bat.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgy1GIo3vj
THAT, is the STUPIDEST joke I ever heard.
Fanny gets up and laughs.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcte5OyGDLs
(to Simon)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YzLBNpEpe
See, she laughed.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClkLGpHMgu
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8SvC8H0tK
I mean, note that people do not actually become angels when they enter into Heaven.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgybppI1VT
Thank you Wilbert Wado.
Suddenly, they all turned to look at a floating holographic screen which showed a guy holding a bag pop corn while singing to the tune of the Kalog's Nut'N Honey Crunch song commercial.
GUY ON COMMERCIAL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAxqoVqL88
(singing)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhXrlQYzjK
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ70MX64BKO
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DF2Rdqoxk
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5GNu6u9qX
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfsmt0amc7
You still taste the butter, you still taste the salt... 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzf4kDx7wc
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJMYMUJiP8
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago...
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4GfI3o3tT
Why are we watching a commercial?
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgq73bHmEe
Uh, excuse me.
They all turn to see Carl.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gHP0DRk4I
I'm Carl from Star Ship Troopers. The screen is about to show the news about a meteor shot at Earth by the the Demonic Warlocks. Just watch.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKK5NwD46C
What do you know? You're just a Federal Service Colonel from the 23rd century.
Carl shrugs his shoulders.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvBtmanpME
All is well... 23rd century guys. Just like the last song played at my high school dance in the Starship Troopers Movie. Class of 2246.
They all look at Carl funny.
Carl points to the holographic screen.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSS6GggZIZ
Okay, now everybody watch.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh5eGxvNUx
The Warlocks sent a meteor our way. But this time we're ready...
A space station that's in the shape of a ring around the moon, aims it's gun at the meteor.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi55lRfuufy
Our planetary defenses are better than ever. Something the Warlocks only WISH they could penetrate.
The space station gun opens fire at the meteor.
The meteor explodes, with pieces of the Meteor going in all directions. Some pieces of the Meteor hit the space station, destroying it.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9HDZ0SO6s
Auh oh!
Everyone gasps.
INT. SPACE PORT ON MOON - CONTINUOUS
A little boy looks at the top view window of the space port.
THE LITTLE BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3HYPqm6gT
Mommy look it! The space station is falling on us.
THE MOTHER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91FrNtF0HJ
Yes son... A lot of things fall from the sky when they're shot in space by Warlocks.
A MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0g2wrl2Ej
Cute boy... And he knows we're about to die on account of a Warlock attack.
The Easter Bunny shows up with a basket full of eggs.
THE EASTER BUNNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKXLlgMQms
Excuse me. Did somebody say dye? I have a bunch of eggs here that I'm sure the kid wants to dye.
A fat woman in a dress approaches them.
FAT WOMAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD474KEowMD
You know how long I'm going to be on the moon?.. Two weeks.
Rictor from the movie Total Recall and the Mars Military spots the fat Lady.
RICTOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjyrxf1whZ
That Fat Lady is Quad! Dougles Quad! Shoot him! He slept with my woman on Earth!
Everybody gasps in shock because of what Rictor said
Suddenly the pieces of the space station crashes through the window and hit the floor.
People panic while jumping and moving out of the way.
RICTOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7ro7dNLD6
I'm gonna shoot! Dang it I'm gonna SHOOT!
Rictor opens fire.
A black man with an afro who looks like he's from a 1970's movie comes out of the crowd.
THE BLACK MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WbqcBxeOx
Ouch! You shot me, Rictor! Ouch!
The guy falls dead.
FAT WOMAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pdMz7dzJP
Wait a minute.... Isn't the vacuum on the moon supposed to suck us the heck out of here?
Suddenly everyone gets sucked out of the space port by the vacuum.
INT. GYM - CONTINUOUS
It's obvious that the party sent by Mr. Wise saw everything on the screen.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa6vPHWSvv
The planetary defenses saved Earth.
Everyone cheers.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WgBhTdwrj
Would you guys like to know more?
Everyone looks at Carl funny.
Suddenly an alarm sounds.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9nWIOW0Ia
Shoots! The Warlocks found us!
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok3XiJd4xJ
Let's get out of here!
As Sai, Atilla, Monk, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, take off running towards the exit.
A few seconds later, Warlocks came bursting through the same door Sai, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon just exited.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvXR8P83NC
Wait a FREAKING minute! We just saw them exit out of here!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM87d4DEwKR
On no they're getting away!
The Warlocks turn around and run out the door they came in.
INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Simon, Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Atilla run through a hall and run through a giant glass X-ray, like the one in the movie Total Recall.
The giant X-ray beeps, showing the guns they are carrying.
The six stop running.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RE4mXHVNI
Stop them! They have guns!
Some of the security people run up to them.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSqr9pkyBH
Guys, when you get out of here, catch a Johny Cab. Don't stop at the hotel where the guy with the briefcase is supposed to call you! He couldn't make it because he had some errands to run! Quick, get out of here!
The party of six start back running.
As the security people head back to their seats, the Warlocks show up.
The X-Ray beeps showing guns carried by Grumpy and the Warlocks. The same security people approach Grumpy and the Warlocks.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA1aH0P8wP
Sorry, they got away in a Jonny Cab.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2QEhCp6bm
They got away! Again!
Grumpy takes his gun out of his pocket and throws it at the X-ray glass.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The X-ray glass shatters as the gun flies through it.
BACK TO SCENE:
Grumpy and the Warlocks angrily walk the same direction the party of six they're chasing took off in.
A bellboy from the movie THE TITANIC, angrily follows behind Grumpy and the Warlocks.
THE BELLBOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rlJH7zT85
Hey! Hey! Hey! What do you guys think you're doing!?! You're gonna pay for that you know! That's Earth like planetary property!
At the same time, Grumpy and the Warlocks turn around and face the bellboy.
ALL OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSMzhCfUCm
SHUT UP!
EXT. A TOWN - NIGHT
Atilla, Infantry, Monk, Fanny, Sai, and Simon run out into the open.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7cbbUFjdN
Okay, he told us to take a Jonny Cab.
They turn to see a Jonny Cab just like the one in the movie Total Recall.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiqXtx9C6K
Oh good. Thank God.
Before they could take off running, the Warlocks show up.
As soon as the party of six see the Warlocks, they run for the Jonny Cab.
The Warlocks see them.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0DiVs77Oj
(to the Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ9vpT45Mr
AFTER THEM!!!
INT. THE CAB
Sai, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Monk, and Infantry get into the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS001Jn3yNE
You're in a Jonny Cab. Where can I take you tonight.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshZeAncXSK
To the old cement factory! Like the one in the Total Recall Movie!
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgXraDeU8E
The old cement factory? Are you sure that's a good idea?
The Jonny Cab robot sees the Warlocks coming.
JONNY CAB ROBOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr14a4zIQ4P
Sorry, no time to debate, I gotta get you guys outta here!
EXT. TOWN - CONTINUOUS.
As the Jonny Cab takes off, the Warlocks start shooting at it. As the windows shatter, the Jonny Cab spins around so fast, it actually causes a tornado to appear.
People are watching in amazement.
Suddenly, sharks start flying out of the tornado like in the movie Sharknado. Everyone starts panicking and running.
Some of the sharks land on people and eat people.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWCNaaa7ou
Oh no! It's a Sharknado!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozLsOcxDED
HEY! All you sharks that are jumping out of the tornado! GET OUT OF HERE!
A shark lands on that particular Warlock mouth first and eats it.
Sharks start landing on the other Warlocks mouth first, eating them also.
Suddenly, a truck full of chain saws pull up.
People grab the chain saws and began throwing them at the sharks, cutting them in half.
A white man stands juggling chain saws. A black man stands in front of him.
BLACK MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU6VbUkxnM
Give me one! Give me one.
THE WHITE MAN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YqxBAQGef
Here! A shark is coming!
The white man throws the black man a chain saw.
The black man saws a shark in half that flies his way.
Wilbert Wado shows up and picks up a saw.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSK3etDDGQ
The blind man got his hammer, and saw!
Suddenly it gets quiet.
Wilbert Wado catches everyone looking at him funny, obviously because of the joke he made.
A shark hits the ground.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oDy6CIuJp
Do you get it? The blind man got his hammer, and SAW.
Everyone starts laughing.
A blind man who's walking with a seeing eye dog is passing by.
BLIND GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcXsrGyzhT
The sharks that ate the Warlocks is one shark we're not gonna saw. Do you get it? I'm blind? Saw.
Wilbert runs up to the blind guy.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4xAFpYPkV
Hey wait wait wait, hold it.
BLIND GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uzlNPVwAX
What's the problem?
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcTxeNPx7x
We live in the 24th century. They invented cell reconstruction to make damaged eyes work again... Which means you're a fraud.
BLIND GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeueW0R0cXZ
OHHH NOOOO!
Wilbert turns to look at a group of children.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDhSqJDnW9
Hey children. What do we do to a fraud who pretends to be blind?
THE CHILDREN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuR74ymA7N
WE TICKLE THEM!
The children run up to the blind guy and tickle him.
The blind guy laughs.
BLIND GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6Ay69JqjS
(laughing)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd9rvyvimX
And you know, pretending to be disabled is really not a laughing matter.
The blind guy continues to laugh while getting tickled by the children.
The dog barks.
Wilbert runs to the dog.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKfe86sJmQ
Hey dog, don't get mad. See my crew over there, they brought you kibbles and bits.
The dog looks and sees Wilber's gang pouring kibbles and bits into a dog bowl.
The dog barks one time and runs over to the bowl and starts eating.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RoTaVihGS
Look at the way he chows down.
LITTLE BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnEXWZ2S2E
(to the dog)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ4tWVFrcE
Lassie!!!
The gang turns to see a little boy about seven years of age wearing overalls.
LITTLE BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixz6cM9fli
(to the dog)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalBjFovWe9
Lassie!!!
The dog barks and runs over to the boy. The boy hugs and pets the dog.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuILnhuA8Ic
My God. How many masters does this dog have?
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYcNXGPwZp
OH NO!!
A man with a huge sign on him that reads: REPENT, and is holding a huge bible, stands not too far away.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqEhj8r5B2
NO! NO. This bible says you can't serve two masters! You will love one and hate the other. God is a jealous God!!!
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI6cAf8STj
It's okay sir, the dog is an animal. Animals don't sin like we intelligent life forms in this universe do. Only living things in this universe with actual souls have to accept Jesus to go to heaven.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgb30oCz7V
Oh boy. Don't I feel like the T-Rex's tail.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVWtVlv36u
ENOUGH!!!!! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHnMMX0AvM
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtvAr9mUUP
ALL THIS GOING ON HERE IS JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS! ME AND MY WARLOCK TEAM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHASING THOSE SIX PEOPLE WHO WON THE WILBERT WADO GOOF TROOP 2400 CONTEST!!!
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HiZFC9StY
Grumpy.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq4FOwe3ji
WHAT!?!
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI1e216Qvh
Chasing the people? What people? Can you be more pacific?
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bYvIKGibH
Simon Phonix! Fanny, Attilla! Monk! Sai! Infantry! THE ONES WHO WON THE FREAKING CONTEST!!!
The Marine Corps drill sergeant from the movie JAR HEADS approach Grumpy.
THE DRILL SERGEANT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkGo1PKGZo
HEY YOU STUPID WARLOCK PUKE!!! I'M A DRILL INSTRUCTOR!!! IT'S MY JOB TO YELL!!!
The Warlock shoots the drill instructor.
The Warlock turns to see a heavy set young guy aiming his rifle at him. He looks as crazy and brainwashed as Private Pile in Full Metal Jacket.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRHRFhQjU0
What are you doing you stupid Warlock!?! I'm Private Pile!?! I'm the brainwashed crazed Marine!?! I was gonna shoot the drill instructor! But since you did it, and you're the main bad guy in this movie, I'm gonna shoot you instead! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKdbrDuvO2
(yelling at the top of his lungs)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA8HUk2Eil
THIS IS MY RIFLE!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! FULL METAL JACKET!!!!
The young guy with the gun pulls the trigger, only to find out that the gun is empty.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGTz0JdpcO
Auh oh.
The young guy from Terminator Salvation who was a human robot snatches the gun from Private Pile.
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRecTmGt9Th
If you aim a gun at someone, you better be ready to pull the trigger!!
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZLmLlHJ3m
I did pull the trigger you idiot! The rifle wasn't loaded STUPID! You're so stupid, you locked yourself inside of your car and called the lock smith!
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqzmX4dDBx
Oh yeah! You're so stupid, you jumped up in the air and got lost, and you had to stop for directions to get back down!
Grumpy looks at Wilbert Wado.
Wilbert Wado shrugs his shoulders and walks off.
Grumpy presses a button on his watch and holds it up to his mouth.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLSXWHScA4
Yeah. This is Grumpy, the lead Warlock. I lost the people who are trying to stop us, and I need another Warlock crew.
A guy in a Mc Donalds uniform approaches Grumpy.
THE GUY IN THE MC DONALDS UNIFORM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl1k2K0EMU
Would you like fries with that?
Grumpy shoots the guy in the Mc. Donalds uniform.
A young woman in a Mc. ~Donalds manager uniform shows up.
MC. DONALDS MANAGER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5PHBLPzZU
Just for that, you can't have catch up with your fries!
Grumpy shoots the manager.
Grumpy then gestures angrily.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCd1VsABW4
IDIOTS!!!!
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - MOMENTS LATER.
The Jonny Cab drives and parks ten feet in front of a wall. Fanny, Atilla, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Infantry get out of the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk8dk9hhoF
The fair will be eighteen credits please.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5xBAGlEqx
Sue us, air head.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JQo9Ge5O7
Yeah, take us to Judge Judy!
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlvIbZsKpg
Or Judge Joe Brown!
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuecB8f2QKV
Or Judge Mathas!
JONNY CAB ROBOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigkOHVdfkf
Those famous judges died back in the 21st Century you stupid idiots!
The Jonny Cab screams and drives towards them, attempting to run them over. The party of six turn and see the Jonny Cab car coming.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBUAnu8xwe
(to the Jonny Cab Robot)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQxwfzpA7V
Just because you called us idiots! We're gonna move out of your way, cause you to run into the wall, and you're gonna blow up.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlhEJYbHab
Yeah, guys. Let's all move out of the way!
They all move out of the way, causing the Cab to run into the wall and explode.
JONNY CAB ROBOT236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfttobT6Lpc
Hope you enjoyed the ride, ha ha!
The cab explodes some more.
Burning pieces of the cab falls to the ground. An autographed picture of the Mortal Kombat character Jonny Cage, falls next to the fire just like in the first Mortal Kombat movie; the scene when Scorpion exploded.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oGtN8BMjH
Jonny Cage from Mortal Kombat? What do you think you're doing? Dropping your autographed picture in front of a burning cab like that.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeugbimaot
Yeah. Who do you think just died? Scorpion?
JONNY CAGE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLlHVL8nVb
Doesn't matter. You guys just won with friendship.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wW2n4ZxUA
Actually, Jonny Cage, we're glad you're here. We're being pursued by some evil Warlocks. Maybe you can do the splits and hit them in the nutts.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBeBFQFxr7
Listen guys, we have to go up to one of the floors and view what the message in the brief case from Howser Brubaker has to tell us.
Everyone looks at Atilla with confusion.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWr9OD3f0B
Howser who?
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRKDhlJuQs
Atilla. Wrong movie.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW3a4B0hkg
I mean, Mr. Wise.
JONNY CAGE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMDAVqpZW8
Okay guys. If you catch one of those Warlocks by the end of this movie, you can throw him into the Mortal Kombat video game. All of us Mortal Kombat Characters will give him a beating.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdAe7HmCxN
Aright guys, we're wasting time talking. We better go up stairs and listen to this message before those Warlocks show up and shoot at us instead of a bunch of rats eating candy.
As Jonny Cage walks off, the party of six run up stairs.
INT. A MOVING CAR - MOMENTS LATER.
Three Warlocks are in the car. Grumpy drives.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wuLWitN0d
Anyone find them?
One of the Warlocks look at his watch.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhoTIJgP0d
We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRykR8qt4T
Hold on... Cement factory? Sidewalks haven't been made out of cement for centuries now.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTIcTfQDM8
That's why it's called the OLD cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDG6r0Dpsk
Hey guys... We're here.
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - NIGHT
Five cars pull up to the area near the blown up blazing Jonny Cab car.
All Warlocks get out.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6jG0VBXRr
Now listen all of you. If you all saw the first Total Recall movie that was released on Earth over 300 years ago, you know what happened at the cement factory. Don't shoot at just anything that moves and waist your amo. Now lets go!
INT. SECOND FLOOR OF CEMENT FACTORY - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon watch a holographic recording of Mr. Wise speaking.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaDeB9hrba
Okay guys, here's the plan. Get yourselves to Earth 3. After you spend enough time there, lower the Warlocks to the prison island on planet... ummmm... Dune... I think. Now hurry up and vacate the area. Or the Warlocks will show up and shoot you. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz2jDIo7ZU
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVJam4b7U9
Yes, you have force fields now, but you won't get to Earth 3 in time if you waste time here being shot at by Grumpy and his demonic warlock army.
Carl from Star Ship Troopers show up on the screen next to Mr. Wise.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblvTZVCiYA
Would you guys like to know more?
Mr. Wise pushes Carl off screen.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa2kfiugH6
Get outta here!
Biff shows up on the screen and pushes Mr. Wise off screen.
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEu1A5cV93z
Kill those Warlocks guys! They're a bunch of butt heads!
Mr. Wise pushes Biff off screen.
Biff and Carl grab Mr. Wise by the collar.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKSLdoq0MB
(to Biff and Carl)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGYAFmf8AQ
You guys are totally ruining my freaking important message!
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v8lv2l8ov
(Biff, Carl, and Mr. Wise)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBftCB9BXkM
Guys, guys! Stop!
Mr. Wise, Carl, and Biff stop wrestling.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPPloAwVqP
We know what we have to do, okay!
MR. WISE, CARL, AND BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrBt365JF5
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIpFsYPgmh
Then... JUST DO IT!
As the screen goes black, the Niky Shoe logo appears on the screen.
Suddenly, they all turn to see the gang of Warlocks coming from a distance.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr8jWiXnjb
Okay, we're outta here.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51iUsFj1Qi
Okay, let's grab everything except the holographic message monitor. And feed the candy to the rats.
Monk throws a piece of candy to the rats.
Infantry smashes the monitor, causing the holographic screen to muffle.
They all start to run when....
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPV2n4yfLS
Guys hold it.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCQLrvvkmK
What, Infantry?
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtLgPMZ8JW
Everybody knows that too much candy can give a person cavities, and we just gave some to the rats! They may get cavities now!
Atilla sighs in frustration, then pulls something out of her pocket, and throws it to the rats. It turns out to be Crest tooth paste.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX5NKE8RD5
Crest!?! Atilla, why not Acafresh!?!
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUb6Pj2zUD
Because! Acafresh came out four hundred years ago in the 20th century! So it's no longer fresh!
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXCtuHuPR2
Guys, can we please get outta here!?!
The party of six take off running.
A few seconds later, the Warlocks enter the scene and open fire. They cease fire.
One of the Warlocks views his tracking device, watching a beeping dot move. Suddenly, it stops.
The Warlock shines his flash light in that area.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81obEuuw7Z
There!
The Warlocks turns to see a police practice target.
A POLICE OFFICER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi6S964plk
Hold up!
A policeman wearing goggles and earmuffs show up aiming his gun at the target.
THE POLICE OFFICER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTZyBbhSlC
This is MY target!
The police officer shoots the target three times.
The Warlock with the tracking device redirects his attention to the device and sees the dot move again. It comes to a stop again.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMsNCbdKqq
There!
The Warlocks turn to see a child with a squirt gun.
Suddenly, a bunch of children with squirt guns show up.
ONE OF THE CHILDREN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZoCwC58pw
(to the child with the squirt gun)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2lDuP1RRJ
Ahhh Haaa! We gotcha!
The children squirt water on the child with their soaking squirt guns.
THE CHILD BEING SQUIRTED236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7XSkJrbCq
Uhh! You guys ain't playing FAIR!!
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The moving dot stops.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTETTb2nf89
There!
The Warlocks turn to see one of the giant bugs from Star Ship Troopers.
Three Mobil Infantry troopers show up.
ONE OF THE MOBIL INFANTRY TROOPS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5tFgpQaac
Kill'em! Kill'em all!!
The troops gun the bug down.
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The dot stops.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRBz4rAAzb
There!
The Warlocks turn to see three young black women dressed as the bank robbers from the movie Set It Off.
ONE OF THE WOMEN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXmDA6RnVR
Ya stay on the ground and count to one hundred!
A bank security guard shows up.
BANK SECURITY GUARD236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8LFJs4gCe
I don't think so.
The bank security guard shoots the three young black females.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tSKT0skP4
OKAY HOLD ON HERE!!! I'M SEEING EVERY TARGET HERE EXCEPT THE SIX PEOPLE WE WANT!!! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaWol6plvW
(shouting at the top of his lungs; sounding funny)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r1NLLz6Th
THIS IS REAL STUPID!!!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzzsudC1KR
But Grumpy. We didn't use up our amo. They did.
The Warlocks turn to see the group of people who showed up shooting.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqfrPZME8e
(to the group of people who shot at the targets)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ951EzQRBiT
Thank you guys for helping me and my Warlock crew save our amo. But your assistance is no longer needed.
Grumpy and the Warlocks shoots the people.
The device still beeps.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKbjjh0Lxo
Give me that!
Grumpy takes the device from the other Warlock. Grumpy then shines his light in the area where the beeping sound is coming from. It's a rat.
One of the Warlocks scream.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNKLvtUJiP
A rat!!!
The Warlock attempts to jump into Grumpy's arms. Both fall down.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKmi3O3VL5
(to the scared warlock)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgc5R9OSTC
What the hell are you doing!?! Get up and stop it!
They both get up.
They both turn to see a cat coming.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp91dVPnBgr
See, here comes a cat to eat the rat.
Suddenly, a dog barks. The cat takes off running into the dark while being chased by the dog.
After a few seconds, the dog scrams out of the dark running the opposite direction. A lion comes out of the dark and moves off screen.
Suddenly, the lion takes off running in the opposite direction. A group of African poachers with rifles walk on screen.
One of them points straight ahead off screen.
ONE OF THE POACHERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvTGwXMArX
Oh no, it's Sheena!
The poachers take off running off screen in the opposite direction.
SHEENA, beautiful blond female, mid twenties, dressed like a jungle savage, walks on screen in front of the Warlocks while carrying a spear.
SHEENA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4nbWlthKw
(to the Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl08HksOyx
The things I have to do to stop these while animals from becoming extinct.
Sheena then shakes her head out of frustration and chases the poachers.
The Warlocks sigh, then turn to see the malfunctioning holographic screen of Mr. Wise, Carl from Star Ship Troopers, and Biff repeatedly saying...
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQStxmi0zL
Get yourselves to Earth 3....
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm13C037Y8
Would you like to know more?
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg6f4xj7Cd
BUTT HEADS!!!
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqtN9GJi8S
Get yourselves to Earth 3.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcGliELnOt
Would you like to know more?
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0vb1g9Bm1
BUTT HEADS!!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TROPICAL AREA WITH BUILDINGS - DAY - AREAL VIEW
A space cruise ship ambles onto the scene, then ambles towards the dock by the city.
INT. SHIP - CONTINUOUS
Sai, Monk, Atillia, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, along with Wilbert Wado and his group get ready to exit the ship with a bunch of other people.
As the door opens, natives greet them.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTSgG8JbKw
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your welcome everybody.
Wilbert Wado and his group approaches a random person.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA0s1jwowy
(to random person)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvWR0uHP4q
How does it feel living in one of the universe's paradise's?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the random person for him to speak.
RANDOM PERSON236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40MWXccwmw
Oh, I don't live here. I stowed away on a space cruise ship to get here.
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to his mouth.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUsVvUnreB
Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, three police officers quickly approach the random person and grab him.
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjARXNlQ6Et
You're under arrest for stowing away on a ship to come to Earth 3!
The cops subdue the random person to the ground and hand cuff him.
RANDOM PERSON236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3luFxFlXq
(to the cops)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P31t8vjzV
I guess you're gonna charge me for robbing a multiple of banks and liquor stores in this town too!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNquT5ydxQ
Like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, an Asian guy dressed as a liquor store owner and a woman dressed up as a bank teller come to the scene.
ASIAN GUY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyD8qrVKvo
That guy robbed my liquor store! And whenever he's in Los Angeles on planet Earth, he's being a minnis to South Central While Drinking His Juice in the Hood! Arrest that stupid punk!
BANK TELLER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTC2uiFx05
He came into the bank I work at and robbed us too! Trying to Set It Off! But I couldn't identify him! He was wearing a ski mask!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D6fFyXzRp
(to the random guy.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpaexrr4uw
Okay, I guess we believe you then. Now we're gonna read you your rights.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwP83UJ31M
(to the first police officer)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnJ2OW75gs
No wait, I have a better idea. Let's SING the KMX ten seventy radio station song to him, telling him all he needs to know.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof troop walk up to the random guy as the cops stand him up.
ONE OF THE COPS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6enFRib3m
Okay everybody, on the count of three. One, two, three.
EVERY POLICE OFFICER, THE BANK TELLER, THE STORE CLERK, AND WILBERT WADO AND THE GOOF TROOP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO82PvbqUVV
(singing; sounding awful)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowbBolHVLP
All you need to knoooooowwww, KMX ten seventy news raaaadiiiiooooo!
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry look at the group of singing people funny. Fanny falls out laughing. The police then hall the suspect off.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7w3DtYAq4
(meaning the singers)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhvRKlTi1E
I'll be happy to read them THEIR rights. They have a right to learn how to sing.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNSWLciwFP
Yeah, a right to get a life too.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK6o25CIQb
Well, look on the bright side. They just gave us all a reason to laugh.
Wilbert Wado and his crew laugh.
Fanny laughs again.
As they look to see Simon, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai looking at them funny, Wilbert and his crew sighs in frustration.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1MxwiRBoe
Come on. Where's your sense of humor?
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MHGAK46xk
Whenever we witness something weird like we just witnessed, our sense of humor disappears.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qVYojV8bx
Without a trace.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFkFCGZM4h
Okay guys, it's time for us to do that. That is, disappear without a trace, to our rooms.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3kxVlF4Xs
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwKgOMbW2Z
As soon as our bell boy gets here.
INT. A ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Fanny and Atilla each sit in easy chairs chilling.
Atilla gets ready to speak, but then there's a knock at the door.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrH2V9qkSD
Our food is here. Good.
Fanny waves her hand, causing the door to slide open. The room service woman enters with a cart that contains a tray of food.
ROOM SERVICE LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAfp6P8LqP
I have an order for Atilla and Fanny, winners of the Wilbert Wado-
FANNY AND ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVagjbgJ6fV
That's us.
A holographic circle appears in front of the room service lady.
Both Fanny and Atilla press their fingers on the holographic circle at the same time.
After a beeping sound is heard, the Room Service Lady reads the holographic screen and becomes happy.
ROOM SERVICE LADY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvlSfQMkkG
Wow thank you that's a huge tip. WOOOOOO!
The Room Service Lady jumps up and hits her head on the ceiling, putting a hole in the ceiling.
Fanny laughs.
FANNY 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyC1E1VahV
Atilla, didn't YOU do that when you found out you won a trip here?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzPxfwyAsm
I don't wanna talk about that.
The Room Service Lady leaves. Door slides closed.
Fanny gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI255U7TdDY
Wanna get it or should-
Atilla walks towards the door before Fanny could finish her sentence.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcq0qh9Xhj
...I?
Atilla opens the door. Two elderly black women stand at the door carrying books that read: AWAKE
EDERLY WOMAN #1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zrpdUUDsj
Hi. Are you prepared for Jehovia's return? Cause if you ain't...
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfAvd4K78l
I've accepted Jesus into my life when I was at Babylon 4, thank you.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ez53d7Apn
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, then there's another knock on the door.
Atilla goes back and opens the door. A pizza delivery boy stands at the door.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFugxCHNG5
Someone order pizza hot and fresh?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19KC3QHGoi
No we did not you got the wrong room. Try the studio where they're shooting that limp bizket video titled shut the 'F' up. Their pizza delivery boy ate all of theirs.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkEinagzF3
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0jSLtZVpq
God if one more person knocks at this freaking door.
Atilla opens the door. It turns out to be two little girls sailing girl scout cookies. They get ready to say something simultaneously but...
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGqhSFQyDd
We don't want any.
Atilla closes the door.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnqYQLJiUf
Fanny, next time, YES, I want you to get the annoying door.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yeYkVgDTF
It's not the door that's annoying. It's the solicitors who come knocking. Oh and by the way, the rap group Limp Bizkit, they died back in the 21st century.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmKNNilWCc
That was my point exactly to the pizza delivery boy. Cause we didn't order any pizza.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
People play and relax on the shore.
A cruise ship rises out of the water and goes to dock.
EXT - PARKING LOT NEAR STORE - DAY
A sign by the entrance to the parking lot reads: Welcome to IKIKI BEACH... CAMERA pans lower to show the rest of the sign that reads: We got the name for this beach from the movie Spirit of 76....
EXT. PLAYGROUND AREA - DAY
Wilbert Wado stands with his group while interviewing a little boy and his two year older sister.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCUCxNZTCe
So what brings you here to this beach today?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the child's mouth. The child stands there looking surprised.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKgOumyQKK
Don't be shy, talk to the audience.
THE LITTLE BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXASqwPsKWi
Me and my sister are vacationing.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjtLqb3Jbv
You and your older sister are vacationing. By yourselves?
The little boy and his sister laugh, along with the other children.
THE LITTLE BOY AND THE LITTLE GIRL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvgBQBKRoX
Nooooo.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH8WPPez3M
Wait a minute, how silly of me. Of course you two aren't by yourselves, if you're with each other.
THE LITTLE GIRL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK37NxE8dpc
Oh my God.
The boy, his sister, and the other children laugh.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
Two beautiful girls and one guy play catch with a football.
Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Simon sit on a really huge blanket speaking with Mr. Wise and Mss. Wise, who are on a holographic screen sitting on a couch.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjLOeUWqb2
I just started receiving word that the Warlocks are on their way to your location. They're gonna try to ruin you guys' vacation like the Mangalors did Korban Dallas and LeeLue's vacation in the Fifth Element.
The four men receive confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcxRMBtjoq
Wait wait wait, how can someone vacation in an Element that's part of the periotic table?
Mr and Miss Wise get confused looks on their faces.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkzJ7I68FV
Wait, I think he means the movie that's over 300 years old TITLED the Fifth Element.
MISS WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHeIRHVlq3
Yes, exactly that.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoVHycxO1G
Okay, what does this have to do with Warlocks coming here to the beach?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUCMyuIfXv
I told you, they're going to act like the Mangalors in the Fifth Element. They're gonna attempt to ruin the vacations of the people on that Earth 3 beach you guys are at.
MISS WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSgiqeplbL
And we're telling you what to do.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCV22fnXsn
No you're not. You and your husband are talking about a 300 year old movie.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclFkhPIiLh
A movie that's starring Bruce Dallas.
MISS. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5KKXYb9Om
If you four would listen to us, we'll tell you what to do when the Warlocks arrive.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdb92f3ww1
And his name was Bruce WILLIS, not Dallas. I want you guys to perform the same acts that were performed in the one of the Resident Evil sequels, and the comedy movie titled American Pie.
Suddenly, Sai, Monk, Simon, and Infantry look into the sky to see a Warlock ship landing.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rVnCnWFYm
That's the Warlocks now.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9inYLePDwn
(to Mr. and Miss Wise)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zgaS3nF4F
Sorry ya, we gotta go. The four of us got a job you two told us to do to do.
Simon presses a button, causing the holographic image to vanish.
The four men stand to their feet.
EXT. THE AREA OF THE KIDS - SAME TIME
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400, are still entertaining the kids when suddenly, Atilla and Fanny run up to them.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuiaWdV393
Wilbert, you guys gotta see this.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQEkWyMXCm
See what.
Fanny presses a button on her watch, causing a holographic image to appear, which showed the Warlocks getting off of their ship.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWMWtYp30N
Warlocks are here. We need the kids to panic while you and your goof troop 2400 team say something insulting and funny about them like Ruby Rod said something funny and insulting about the Mangalors in the Fifth Element.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKiiPozhSO
No problem.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tfN3wRGcy
(to the kids)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oLfNIu030
Okay kids, it's time for you to run around scared and panic. The Warlocks have arrived.
Suddenly the kids start panicking, running, and screaming.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflN1o5K7y7
(to Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UBLzNybAz
Okay guys, say your part.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDnky6P7w2
Right!
WILBERT WADO AND HIS CREW236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i8wPyuegK
Oh our God! OH OUR GOD. We're being attacked. We know who they are and they're everywhere! They're Warlocks! And they're UGLY! They got big foreheads, big teeth, and stuff like that! And they STANK!!!
EXT. BEACH - DAY
The Warlocks stand face to face with Sai, Simon, Infantry, and Monk.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp464e3Yub
We're going to teach you guys a lesson. One you're going to remember and never forget.
Simon looks to see one of the two girls throwing the football to the guy, who's paying attention to the Warlocks.
Simon runs towards the two girls and guy playing catch. Before the football could hit the guy in the groin, Simon intercepts it, then throws the foot ball at one of the Warlocks, hitting him in the groin.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigcw1PLws7
Thank you, sir. I thought that ball was about to hit ME in the groin.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQiLABouAl
Yeah, well good thing you thought wrong.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7ntvWUKuc
Yeah, thank God.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYd3u3heQn
I got something for you Warlocks. Something that happened in a Bruce Lee movie centuries ago.
Monk draws out a pare of nunchucks, and hits one of the Warlocks in the head, causing him to hold his head, scream, then look at Monk with anger on his face.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ylr1HjYl9
How do you like that?
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYf96GrN6Z
I'm going to treat one of you like one of the bad guys in the first Rush Hour movie.
Sai draws a gun.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3xJQXOOua
(meaning the gun, to one of the Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKIZLmv89f
See this?
Sai tosses the gun aside. As the Warlock goes to get the gun, Sai tries to get the gun, while at the same time, the Warlock and Sai are blocking each other's punches and kicks. Sai hits the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIOpWsSDUx
Now I have an idea.
Infantry points to one of the Warlocks.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TkplI9kj2
You, tell me that you hear that my Lieutenants a real nut buster like that young man in Star Ship Troopers!
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfndTJ5Mvjr
With pleasure. I hear that your Lieutenants a REAL nut buster.
Infantry punches the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0UceG3mwZ
Nobody talks about the Lieutenant that way! He saved my life.
The two girls who were playing catch approach the area.
ONE OF THE GIRLS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4IvhHZEfk
Me too.
THE OTHER GIRL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas3nTXPMXP
Me too.
The Warlocks stand back up in anger.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIXOHnXoca
Alright, EVERYBODY, CUT ALL THE BOLONEY! JUST CUT ALL THE BOLONEY!!! It's time for us to teach you guys that lesson!
The Warlocks pull out guns.
ATILLA AND FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuk6F8Ysqm
Guys.
The Warlocks look to Fanny and Atilla.
ATILLA AND FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOlRmzDCGO
Bad idea.
An early 2000's police car drives and parallel parks in front of the Warlocks.
Atilla and Fanny draw guns and open fire at the police car.
The police car slides sideways, hits two of the Warlocks, then at the same time, from the fire power, the Warlocks and the police car lifts into the air.
THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vCWbKPubJ
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
The police car crash lands to the ground with the two Warlocks trapped underneath it.
Atilla fires at the Warlocks with two guns.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Fanny turns a back flip while firing at two Warlocks who charge for her.
As soon as Fanny lands back on her feet the two Warlocks fall dead....
BACK TO SCENE:
Atilla and Fanny stand back to back.
ATILLA AND FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY8pUuv87a
Resident Evil Retribution Style!
The remaining Warlocks draw their guns.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbwfTTfL72
(to Atilla and Fanny)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ359p83NBri
You two women aren't getting away with this! There are smart bullets in our guns. And you two aren't getting out of this alive! We're going to kill you two right here.
The remaining Warlocks open fire.
CAMERA FOLLOWS THE BULLETS UNTIL the drill Sergeant from Jarheads gets in front of them and holds out his hand.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3NFUXWUZo
HALT!!!!
The bullets stop in mid air.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL6MGHMv0C
You stupid bullets are smart bullets! Now I order you to turn bout face, and kill the enemy!
The smart bullets turn around and head back for the remaining Warlocks.
THE REMAINING WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLzaHXGiA1
OHHHHHH NOOOOO!
The bullets hit the remaining Warlocks, killing them, except for Grumpy. Grumpy presses a button on his watch to beam aboard an unseen space ship.
People on the beach clap and cheer. As the people on the beech come together in the crowd, they lift up Sai, Simon, Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, and the Drill Sergeant.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to a random waitor, who holds a tray containing a plate with cut boloney.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuG07PWdPn
It's a good thing I wore a bullet proof vest when Grumpy shot me. Now he got away again.
WAITOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIOyWNzWrQ
Uh excuse me. Did someone order cut boloney?
The crowd points to the dead Warlocks.
WAITOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWpJpOu1wX
Oh, they're dead. Leaves more for me.
The waitor walks away eating the boloney.
EXT. HOTEL RESORT - MOMENTS LATER
People walk about.
INT. HOTEL RESORT - CONTINUOUS
Infantry, Sai, Monk, Simon, Atilla, and Fanny enter the lobby area bragging in ad-libs via their battle with the Warlocks at the beach. Suddenly there's a beeping sound. They all check their watches.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Kl92YOUyF
I think that was my watch.
Another beeping sound.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3oRjU70t4
I think it's all of our watches.
They look at their watches.
ALL SIX OF THEM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF8vDeYvyO
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPLO0qrG35
It's Mr. Wise.
A holographic screen appears showing Mr. Wise.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaHVNHNdVK
Hey Mr. Wise what's up?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU353Akw1ff
What's up is I heard you guys kicked some Warlock butt on the beach on Earth 3, good job.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzX4ZPNX1n
Yeah you should've been there. We showed them.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbcOYrD8ZU
Actually I saw the news on the media, It's kind'a like I was there. But anyway, Grumpy and his remaining Warlocks headed to a planet three hundred light years away from Earth 3. It's the planet with the huge waste land.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeto6vh76W0
What's the name of this planet, Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4Mr4ynJkP
I just told you, the planet with the huge waist land.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHDkiCFFCL
What kind of name for a planet is that?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ61j0Aczk
I have no idea, I didn't name the planet. But that's where your final assignment to get rid of the remainder of these Warlocks will be. You must leave to go to the planet with the huge waste land in a few days.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr9IEWlGfx
Okay aaannnd cut!
Everyone stops what they're doing.
Someone points off screen.
THE PERSON POINTING236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9OqXP5QG0
What in the stupid dog on heck?
The producer looks to the direction where a newly wedded couple cuts a wedding cake together.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu1lDVnNsc
(to the newly wedded couple)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MbjGUNqj9
What are you guys doing? What are you two doing HERE?
BRIDE 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlDLvtnttp
You just said cut.
GROOM 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCf4X8K3Rb
So we're CUTTING. Cutting our wedding cake.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jJ0QeVJhk
I wasn't talking to you two, I was talking to my crew.
GROOM AND BRIDE 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSv5qCStMj
OOOhhhhh.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYy6Na6U2r
You two are supposed to be at my studio on Earth playing a newly wedded couple in my comedy movie. Now go buy a space plane ticket, fly to Earth, and get to work!
GROOM AND BRIDE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTRqkLdpg4
Okay.
GROOM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknudediLJO
Okay.
BRIDE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbunW5kU57
Okay.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLai86gvpm
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CVpbyXxzJ
Okay.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9BxRSkn3J
Go! While it's still the 24th century!
The Wedding couple grab their wedding cake and take off running, until they trip and fall, with the cake crumbling everywhere.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfwGiKV2ow
Ahhhh maaaan!
GROOM236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKIqJA6tQf
Now we CAN'T have our cake and eat it too.
The bride sighs in frustration.
The producer shakes his head.
PRODUCER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddRPiqhPr2
(meaning the newly wedded couple)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBQRBg2SNh
What a couple of newly wedded yo yo cases.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUYrysvO99
(to the crew)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDXtEpJkTm
Okay, now we're gonna shoot the scene that takes place on the planet with the huge waist land.
EXT. WASTE LAND - AREAL VIEW - DAY
JUNKY
Superb: Planet with the huge waste land.... a few days later.
A space vessel ambles into the scene.
EXT. OUTDOOR SPACE PORT - DAY
BUSY/JUNKY
The space vessel lands.
Near a shuttle van, a guy dressed in a late 20th century police uniform, OFFICER SMITH, stands while holding a baton. With a black thuggish dressed person known as THE THUG.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HZlWKXb0P
Why ain't you holding up the sign for Sai, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, Artillary, and Simon Phonix to find us.
THE THUG236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88sZ5nuzWU
Cause I don't know what they look like.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton, causing The Thug to hold up his hands.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAtVEXflRM
What the heck kind of stupid reason to not hold the sign up is that! Hold up the freaking sign!
THE THUG236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr929BE39Y
(nervously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmU8ftbB6f
Okay Mr. Officer, please don't harass me. I'll hold up the stupid sign.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with the baton once more, causing The Thug to hold up his hands again.
THE THUG236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYWaFNNz3f
What!?!
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt5qp5lXJ0
STUPID SIGN! I said it was a FREAKING SIGN!
THE THUG236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn0sW1MeGi
Okay then, FREAKING sign.
The Thug pulls a peace of paper out of his pocket, unfolds it, than holds it up.
Officer Smith threatens him with the baton again.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKLc3TAIhj
THAT'S TOO LITTLE!
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jyoPjVr6C
Excuse me.
They're attention goes to Simon, Monk, Sai, Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxZU9yhXFb
You two must be officer Smith and The Thug.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9GvFpJ3nv
Yes. That must have been a lucky guess.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV0b6LvlGM
(meaning the thug)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLUQRWiIcq
This gang banging thug here made the sign too little.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxKpR54ln9
No it wasn't a lucky guess, it was a dead give away. Guess how long the six of us have been standing here watching you two act a fool.
Officer Smith and The Thug think for a few seconds.
OFFICER SMITH AND THE THUG236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNoIbscIsB
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uFk1NU7B2
We give up. How long?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIpBmx5LMr
Long enough to know that we're at the right shuttle van.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD90HGsVLN
Then why are we standing here still quoting stupid 'on the nose' dialogue for this movie than? Let's go.
As the doors to the van open, everyone except The Thug and Officer Smith start towards the van.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton again, causing the thug to react in fright.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKteQePMgM
GET IN THE RETARDED UGLY DEMENTED VAN!
The Thug jumps in fright while screaming like a girl, then quickly gets into the van.
EXT. SCORCHED DESERT ROAD - DAY
The van drives through the scorched desert. Two suns are visible in the sky.
EXT. WASTE LAND - CONTINUOUS.
The van drives into a city of ruins. Many poor people walk about.
Suddenly, the van pulls over and parallel parks.
Everyone gets out. The doors to the van close.
They all walk towards a gate. As the gate scans Officer Smith and The Thug, the gate opens, allowing everyone to enter.
As soon as they're all inside the gate and the gate begins to close, Atilla see's Ray, Charles, and Disco walking in the opposite way of her.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Hzmc9daVM
Atilla.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWKJzJWmhJ
Disco. I thought you, Ray and Charles were in prison.
They shake their heads.
RAY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY8y8zByYh
We repented and accepted Jesus into our lives at the end of our court hearing.
CHARLES236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLbS8dzEQ2
So they sentenced us to live here instead.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzRtfOowHQ
Oh, it's good that you repented.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pJBc6oV9x
If we all have one thing in common, it's that we all need God.
INT. AN OLD LARGE STADIUM - DAY
Disco, Ray, and Charles enter with Infantry, Atilla, Sai, Simon, Fanny, Officer Smith, and The Thug.
Stadium has a huge basket ball court in the center.
An old band called the Dixie Humming birds sing a gospel song called "Let's go out to the programs" while on stage.
Other people looked as if they were busy.
Disco walked through the stadium with his party while pointing to the surroundings.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI53fNrdeto
Everyone you see here is working on our plan to defeat the remaining of these Warlocks. And there's many more left than all of us put together can count.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr9DQHTiZJ
Auh, Disco.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYhpHSElgg
Yeah Simon what's up?
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LzGnqVb6l
You say everyone in here's preparing for the battle against the Warlocks.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7OUqHPTP8
That's what I just said, you are correct.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH2EZ17ClM
Okay, how are the Dixie Humming Birds helping to prepare for some kind of battle? They're just singing on stage.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweMrWIJ3aa
We often take breaks. Everyone's gotta rest every now and then.
DIXIE HUMMING BIRDS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcdRT2kJJE
(singing)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUuWx6JeLG
Come out to the programs whenever they're in your town....
The song ends. Everyone drops what they're doing and applaud.
Suddenly, the BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA, who are being leg by security guards, are seen approaching with Mr. Wise.
Officer Smith points to them.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdAEUho7em
Those are the Blind Boys of Alabama. They traveled here from Earth. They're gonna sing next.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51PQz9GPHW
Hey Officer Smith, that you?
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDB2f8jqym
Me and Mr. Wise's chosen crew.
The rest of Mr. Wise's chosen crew and the Blind Boys of Alabama greet each other in ad-libs.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uXZI0rJBW
(to the Blind Boys of Alabama)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o8QqhKjIs
Aright ya, good luck singing on stage.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3e5aiB6DX
We don't go by luck. We walk by faith and not by sight.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBoJYXUHPa
I see.
The Blind Boys of Alabama reply with a thanks in ad-libs.
As soon as the Blind Boys of Alabama were on stage, they began singing the song, MY MIND IS GONE.
Mr. Wise's chosen party look at each other funny while listening to the lyrics.
Infantry approaches Mr. Wise.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LE1CUB1x4
ARE their minds' gone for real?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlgUMTAXyo
Please, don't make fun of the gospel singers.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cUxpSJ4qZ
Na, I was joking... Not making fun of them.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o84MLzrb9
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfzAPH4BSk
Wait, you tell me not to make fun of them, why were YOU looking at them weird just now?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJemavCwQd
I had that look on my face because I never heard that kind of song before.
INT. A GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
A guy they call THE GAME BOY, light skinned black male, 5'8", plays one of the arcade games. There are many arcade games standing in this room as well.
Bartabe and his gang of criminals are playing the arcade games.
Mr. Wise enters the room with Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Sai, Disco, Ray, and Charles.
Bartabe and his gang cease from playing the arcade games as they turn to see the party who have just showed up.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSsQ5z0hA8
Bartabe?
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRV7RJtNGe
Yes Mr. Wise. Me and my crew accepted Jesus right before we were sentenced just like Disco did.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeVsAzLUl0
Praise God then.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr6HNusL1b
God really DOES work miracles.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7AnjmqYJt
Right. You ain't seen a miracle yet. Wait until we have our huge meeting in the huge stadium with characters from other movies.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnRgxevY2x
Bartabe, don't give the rest of this movie away.
BARTABE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmQSFLEAnm
Sorry.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt3BpURmPl
Oh hey Mr. Wise. Glad you could make it with your crew.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4LIMs7bAI
(to the crew he entered with; meaning the game boy)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR6osRMsfS
Guys, I want you to meet, The Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW51JnCmxqa
What's happening guys. As you can see for obvious reasons when you observe your surroundings in this room, they call me The Game Boy.
Simon nods his head.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOZYsRFAjT
Yes sir, we find that reason obvious.
INT. GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
The Game Boy shows the entire group the arcade game Mortal Kombat II. On the game, they see Shang T-sung picking Jonny Cage up and sucking his soul out.
THE MORTAL KOMBAT VIDEO GAME236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYRL0LYOkb
Shang T-sung wins... FATALITY.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENGAJY9Wo4
Okay, now this finishing move you saw, this would probably be the best finishing move to happen to any Warlock IF we capture any and put into the game world of Mortal Kombat II.
JONNY CAGE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s9EkSgKxc
You just had to demonstrate Shang Sung doing that move on me.
The entire gang turns to see Jonny Cage.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVkEhhASd
Jonny Cage. I didn't hear you walk in.
Jonny Cage nods his head.
JONNY CAGE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhZ820QnE0
That's to show you how popular this game was nearly 400 years ago. It would have so much of your attention, that you don't pay attention to anything else going on around you.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGob01wmJ5
Hey Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSQUcD9TRq
Yeah, Simon Phenix what is it?
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3IFM1vEp8
No, Simon PHONIX. Simon PHENIX is the character from Demolition Man.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZyPCgrz7L
Okay, okay, as they used to say in the old days, my bad.
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3mwCoUfqv
People still say that.
The Game Boy gestures out of slight frustration.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbT6fJkob0
Um yes Simon, what is it you need?
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnupFknUj6
Okay, the Mortal Kombat II video game with Shang Sung is a good way to take out a Warlock if we transport him into the game, by why not other violent video games? Like Double Dragon, Super Mario Brothers, Streets of Rage, Street Fighter? THOSE GAMES?
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrV4sbUqal
Streets of Rage, Double Dragon, and Street Fighter doesn't have deadly finishing moves, and number two, Super Mario Brothers isn't violent enough.
Suddenly, Mr. Wise's wrist watch beeps.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ul0u3srQk
Hang on everyone, someone's beeping me.
Mr. Wise views his watch.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mxVJqWjhX
Oh good. The genius who's able to pull characters out of movies has just arrive.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZCO26Z2oW
Wait, a genius who's able to pull characters out of movies?
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd6d4zIEry
Is that the reason Biff Tannan from Back to the Future showed up at Simon Phonix's attempt arrest calling everyone a butthead?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLqgkI8Lb7
And the Judges from Judge Dredd too? AND Carl from Star Ship Troopers?
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKVV9MaH5N
Is he planning to use certain movie characters to help us fight these Warlocks?
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGRRyVQS0K
(answering all questions)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk1h4WAL6z
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
The group looks at Mr. Wise weird.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0an8TxcbA
Why are ya all looking at me like that? 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL1AhWWaht
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2kdViVtE0
This is no time for confusion. Those Warlocks are out there. To defeat them all, we need all the amazing help that seems impossible that we can get.
Silence for a few seconds. Then the group looks at each other.
Everyone looks as the door opens.
The person who just entered turns out to be Biff.
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1Sj1UIVgq
Okay! When do we get to take out these Warlock butt heads!?!
INT. A REALLY HUGE WEAR HOUSE - DAY
Micheal Myers from the Halloween movies practices fighting with his knife.
The huge alien from Independance Day 2 paces back and forth.
The Alien and the Predator prepare their weapons.
Camera pans to show the T-rex and Spinosaurus from Jurrasic park standing next to each other.
Three Mangalors from the Fifth Element speak amongst each other.
The bug from Starship Troopers that looks like a giant ant, moves about in a small spot while a mobile infantry troop stands holding his rifle.
Carl walks up to the trooper.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4NhkHcVUl
We killed some of the Warlocks already. Are you and the bug ready to kill more?
THE STARSHIP TROOPER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelFXgz20dN
Sir yes we are sir!
Jason Voorhies, Jason X from the movie Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Pennywise, Chucky, and Leather face from Chainsaw Massecure speak to each other (mos).
The three Judges from Judge Dredd speak amongst each other.
The Wicket Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz flies around on her broom laughing.
Jabba the Hut, and the small creature that sticks with him from Star Wars speak (mos).
THE MOVIE BUFF, who's a guy with big eyes and marshmellow colored skin, stands with Simon Phonix, and Officer Smith.
Simon Phonix and Officer Smith observe all the movie characters, then look at the Movie Buff funny.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsxPXSMUdL
What's the matter guys. Just because I'm the movie buff you expected me to be buff?
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl5KPkzmDI
No, I'm worried about most of these movie characters you pulled out of movies. If they start fighting amongst each other, some of them are too great and extreme for me to try to place under arrest.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQHYvPe9h6
Auh non sense. They won't do any harm to you, anyone on our side, nor each other. We're all gathered here to fight one army. The evil demonic Warlocks.
The movie buff looks off screen.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1ZIvQoiXu
Oh, here comes more characters. And some are TV sitcom characters too.
Officer Smith and Simon looks to see Steve Urkle from Family Matters, the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4, Screech from Saved By The Bell, and the Crack Head Grandmother from Don't Be A Menis to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood approaching.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3vEoSjhUt
Steve Urkle and Screech?
Simon looks at The Movie Buff funny.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF4Le5eaXB
(meaning Steve Urkle and Screech)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ut5gbOJyT
What are they supposed to do, annoy the Warlocks to death?
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwqpWLtQTD
Have you ever watched a single episode of Family Matters AND/OR Saved by the Bell? I think that's possible. And Screech from Saved By The Bell, I believe, knows Karate.
The group shows up.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnNzEoAAT4
Okay guys.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CY1JqCjcK
(meaning the Rival Gang Members)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcfbHPkECJ
As you know Officer Smith, Simon Phonix, these are the rival gang members from Scary Movie 4 who shot and killed each other instead of the aliens in the movie Scary Movie 4.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVQn0jLyw2
(to the gang members)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I3QrRX09D
Aright you gang members. I don't wanna see any of that crap about you guys killing each other here in this movie. If you all kill each other instead of the Warlocks, I'm placing you all under arrest.
The entire group laughs.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU7JEX9N5a
(to Officer Smith)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAAalk0WZL
Can't put dead people in Jail. I told you they won't do any harm to each other.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVh5QuoSf8
I knew that.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO1cbxdl0L
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bI4bCumdy
I just wanted this movie to be extra funny.
Officer Smith laughs.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx68fRZcJYv
There'll be a meeting in the stadium in forty five minutes. Forty five EARTH minutes.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to the door as it's heard opening. KAUN from Star Trek Into Darkness enters.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wk1efbp85
Hey everyone. I'm Kaun the invincible human being from Star Trek Into Darkness, I just got here. Hope I'm not late.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjMU9u1Eny
No, Kaun, you actually showed up at the right time. In about forty five EARTH minutes, we're all gonna meet in the stadium.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3MCsIhSt8
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57gXeKed35
Well, forty three and a half minutes now.
INT. STADIUM - MOMENTS LATER
Everyone is gathered in the main part of the wear house. They're all watching a holographic image of Billy Grahm preaching about salvation.
Superb: 43 and a half minutes later....
Yes, even the two dinosaurs, the bugs from Starship Troopers, the Predator, the Alien, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face are listening.
Suddenly, the sermon comes to a conclusion. The holographic image of Billy Grahm vanishes.
Everyone's attention goes to Mr. Wise as he steps up on the stage.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI4qqhDcD9
I'm glad I have everyone's attention. Soon.... And very soon.... We will be fighting the largest most extreme battle in the history of sci fi spoof movies.
People stand listening to Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJnAKsskEQ
This will be a great time for those of you who haven't been saved, to become saved.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05oRnWMapx
This means asking Jesus into your life if you haven't done that before.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, Freddy Krugaur, Leather face, Pennywise, and Chucky the doll stand together.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sqg3b7z9P
All you people, you know who you are. It never matters how bad or how scary of a movie character you are, you can never go too far for God to forgive you.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlUwKGSoOQ
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrOjuBHVz3
Well unless you're a demonic being. But nobody here is a demonic being. Some of you may have been possessed by demonic influences, but you're still not a demonic being.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx0sYKa5Cx
So those of you who have not been saved, please come down to the front of the stage, and I'll be happy to pray with you all to invite Jesus into your lives.
Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and the chucky doll make their way to the stage.
People clap and cheer.
The two elderly women with their awake booklets stand next to each other.
EDERLY WOMAN #1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcUu8yWDCc
(to Elderly woman #2)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUFNQQc8OB
You know, if we go continue to tell people about Jesus, we gotta be saved ourselves.
EDERLY WOMAN #2236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8rsJ79MaY
Then we better go down there then.
The two elderly women walk down towards the stage.
THE GIRL'S SKOUT COOKIE SELLING GIRLS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iV6MpFXlD
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4JrZQPQV5
I'm going too.
The girl walks towards the stage.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLJXjBTyis
I'm going down there too.
The pizza delivery boy walks towards the stage.
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5DNl1Kl46
Yeah, I'm going to the stage to accept Jesus too. The Devil's a butthead!
Biff heads for the stage.
JASON236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBno4vdc25n
Mr. Wise, this is the only time I'm gonna speak in a movie. Of course you know that I'm Jason Voorhies from Friday the 13th. I need to accept Jesus into my life because I don't wanna do a remake of Jason Goes to Hell.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MYPJLkNk2
That's a fairly good reason.
Jason X approaches as well.
JASON X236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1dHeSEzda
Same goes for me....236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQvNHTYKSd
(meaning Jason)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9OVIwLPg5
For both of us actually. This is the only time I'M speaking too.
FREDDY KRUGUAR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QASHarHA4
I need to accept Jesus into my life, because as you can tell just by looking at me, I've already been burned up enough without going to hell. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
LEATHER FACE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHFcAy1SX0
I need to be saved. Because rubber doesn't hold up to good in fire.
CHUCKY THE DOLL236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lKACmCtqD
And neither does plastic, and that's what I'M made of.
PENNYWISE 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5lr7EahZw
Ha ha ha ha ha. Once I accept Jesus into my life, it will be the Devil and his demons who are afraid of me instead of children. Ha Ha ha ha ha.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVyGQkRDcd
This is the only time I'm speaking without using telepathy. I just want you to know that the devil and his demons had us kill many humans in Independence day one and two, and I wanna accept Jesus into my life because I've been dying for some pay back.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2gnubTfcZ
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gM0LTGHqQ
Only ONE time will I fight on the same side as humans.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRICHlOJngn
(to the huge alien from independence day 2)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNNxW87jgk
All you're gonna need is this one time.
Mr. Wise sees the girl scout girl, the pizza delivery boy, Biff, the two elderly women, Sheena and the African Poachers, the Predator, the Alien, Urkle, the two rival gangs, Jaba the Hut, the Wicket Witch, Kaun, the Crack Head Grandma, The Mangalors, the Star Ship Trooper, and Screech approaching the stage.
Carl from Starship Troopers, Jonny Cage, The Thug, and Officer Smith are approaching the stage.
Mr. Wise steps off stage towards the entire large group of unsaved people.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqqz7mGTcq
Okay, let's bow our heads.
The group bows their heads.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOkYM0J79b
I want you all to say this prayer with all of your hearts. Say Dear Lord Jesus.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0ZROzxH0L
Dear Lord Jesus.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf5beaYHNr
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUuP6jXLIc
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDvqzc0umR
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjTOiEECxE
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24meGXENSN
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TEB2JuHJH
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
MR. WISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaepiStA0Eb
Amen.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaciZzXNdHy
Amen.
The people cheer like never before, gradually congratulating the Characters who have just got saved.
The Alien and the Predator shake hands and hug.
Jason and Freddy shake hands and hug.
FREDDY KRUGUAR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkRcAlvQRd
(to Jason)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPzwBzIkod
My brother.
Suddenly, FOREST GUMP, who's old and has gray hair, wears glasses, dressed like a rocket scientist, and FOREST GUMP Jr, who's now a grown man with brunette hair, shows up with ANNIE from the movie SPEED.
The Movie Buff approaches them.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSFsdWSV9U
Oh good. Forest Gump, Forest Gump Jr., and Annie from the movie Speed; I'm glad you guys made it.
FOREST GUMP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknBPvE8qMP
I'm delighted that you are thrilled about me and my son's arrival. For I know that we are approximately 10.3 light years from Earth, plus a few miles and quite a few meters.
The Movie Buff has an extremely surprised look on his face.
FOREST GUMP JR.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cLkSaWZMI
Oh, my father's not stupid anymore. I mean of course you know the old saying, we learn as we get older.
FOREST GUMP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJJKnPKauN
Yes. And with this high I.Q. I now possess, his deceased mother, who's name was Jenny, would be as proud of both of us like the gravitational pull of the black hole is so strong that even light can't escape.
ANNIE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl2hfxJV0c
And don't worry.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttFd3btHMM
(meaning Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2VdGRC7dS
They prayed with me to accept Jesus while we were on our way here.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lpd4a6Ci2
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszAqfhkx1F
Because I'm the worst driver, and I figured I need to be saved if I'm gonna constantly get into too many automobile accidents.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrwYzgGDT0
Good.
Infantry shows up.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD91SS33QG
(to the movie buff; extremely puzzled.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5HP2BOA42
Forest Gump? And Forest Gump Jr?236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH4QNTecYJ
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8xKFORnnL
And Annie from the movie Speed and Speed 2 cruise control?
ANNIE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPcGhbgWQm
I had to come. Being that I'm the most worst driver, I wanna be here to drive recklessly and run as MANY Warlocks down as I can.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xIUAwOkBt
OOOOkay.
Infantry looks to Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.
FOREST GUMP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zIFt1saGQ
It shouldn't be difficult for me to fight these Warlocks we're currently at war with. I fought in Vietnaum. And that's all I have to say about that.
FOREST GUMP JR.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hYH71sueX
I'm here because I wanna have my dad's back.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8JqGK5GhN
Good.
Suddenly, a bomb is heard dropping.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
An explosive makes a noise as it's falling to the ground. The explosive hits the ground and explodes.
Warlocks go flying everywhere.
Mr. Wise and Miss Wise shoots a few Warlocks.
Ray, Charles, and Disco shoot Warlocks with sling shots.
The Movie Buff throws baseballs at Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmQlIv5Uc9
(to the warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAytEov488
I got many baseballs. Here's one from the movie Little Big League.
The Movie Buff throws a baseball and hits a Warlock.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeorEQVVly
Here's another baseball from the movie The Sand Lot.
The Movie Buff throws another baseball, hitting another Warlock in the groin.
The Movie Buff picks up a few more baseballs and throws them at a few more Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHnDom9tZ3
And here's a few more baseballs. From the movies Major League, Angels in the Outfield, and I got some bad news for you! THE BAD NEWS BEARS!236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvFvowsKBu
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmUh1kbumJ
I'm sure you all hate the baseball from ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD the most!
The Warlocks who have been hit with the baseballs are in a daze. The Warlocks then fall dead.
THE MOVIE BUFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLtwCQeWoE
(to the Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGz0PdvpRY
Strike 3! YOU'RE OUT!236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5lIVf1DD9
(to the viewers in the movie theater audience)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhkqIY3GPO
If there's any other baseball movies I left out, I'm sorry. The writer of this script didn't see them all.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEDF6lA0m3
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTByfGOZCxj
And sometimes there's just not enough baseballs.
Wilbert Wado and his crew throws cakes and pies at Warlocks.
A Warlock tank speeds towards Carl from Starship Troopers. A Warlock stands up out of the tank and fires at Carl.
Carl loads a nuke grenade launcher, aims the nuke grenade launcher at the Warlock tank, then opens fire.
Nuke grenade hits the Warlock tank. Warlock tank explodes.
Carl looks towards us.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFxZbNc15r
(meaning the Warlocks in the blown up tank)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQxDIDyoLI
THEY won't be knowing any MORE.
Mangalores open fire on the Warlocks.
Spinosaurus and T-Rex Eat as many Warlocks as they can while wearing giant bibs big enough to fit them.
Infantry jumps into the air and kicks two of the Warlocks with a split kick.
Atilla kicks a Warlock in the head with an inside crescent kick. Another Warlock tries to hit her. Atilla catches that Warlock's punch, spins, and flips him.
Fanny jumps up and grabs a bar, then lifts herself up and kicks a Warlock with both her feet.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look to see Grumpy and a few other Warlocks retreating towards a space craft.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYXleZkSk9
They're escaping.
The Warlocks enter into the space craft. The doors to the space craft close. The space craft takes off into the air.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gL23cYOHa
They're headed for their mother space vessel in space.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIBUmaIQiw
Not if I can help it.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look up to see Kaun in a space craft flying towards them. The space craft stops in mid air near them.
Suddenly, just like in independence day, a huge shadow of a space ship covers everyone.
INT. KAUN'S SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun looks up through the sunroof window of his space craft.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpx5xgLnJv
The Warlocks stole one of the space ships from independence day. They're gonna fire their primary weapon.
Suddenly, Kaun's intercom activates.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNPFhIdI54
Hey Kaun, it's me, the huge alien from independence day 2. I'll take care of the warlocks in the space ship who are about to fire their primary weapon.
Kaun see's a space craft flying upwards towards the huge space craft.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRDZkdrEpJ
Aright way to go Huge Alien from independence day 2.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ns3tf0euS
(meaning the warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTJ6C5PG6l
Take those Devil helping idiots down!
INT. SPACE CRAFT WITH HUGE ALIEN - CONTINUOUS
The Huge Alien from Independence Day 2 is in the pilot's seat.
Through the front view screen of the space craft, the primary weapon of the huge ship is seen preparing to fire.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n8LbbuHYN
Just like David and Captain Hillard said in the movie Independence Day, CHECKMATE! NOTHING BUT HATE FOR YOU. GOOD NIGHT! GOOD BYE! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo0MHemQQW
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5XyLPaXzJ
Hey you Warlock Buttholes! Remember me from when you, the Devil, and your satanic influences made me and my race of species attack Earth in the movie Independence day 1&2? Well, I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
EXT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Just before the huge space ship could fire it's primary weapon, the Huge Alien From Independence Day 2 crashes his space craft into the primary weapon, causing the entire ship to explode.
EXT. GROUND - DAY
Infantry, Atilla and Fanny, along with many other good guys cheer and yell in excitement.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVKzLeSFHS
(from ship intercom)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YJUHBeY5f
Okay everyone don't cheer yet just now. The battles not over yet.
Everyone responds in ad-libs saying, "Oh yeah that's right."
Kaun peaks out the window of his space craft.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWQKWh9jIO
(to Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehRxHb9Hhy
Quick, come aboard.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look at Kaun with obvious looks on their faces.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0CLhK0D7B
Quick, come aboard! What are you waiting for!?!
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Rhj3pq2TP
You gotta land first, before we can come aboard!
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVo90KQPuW
Oh. I knew that!
Kaun lands the space craft. The door opens. Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla enter the space craft.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Infantry, and Atilla see Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and Chucky sitting in their seats.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWOcrrbKwb
Come aboard.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETAdgrJ7hX
Kaun, we did that already. Take off.
Kaun nods his head.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhF4eQpseI
I knew that.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
The space craft lifts into the air.
A Warlock fires at the space craft, but a force field appears around it.
Suddenly, a knife hits that Warlock in the back. Warlock turns around to see Micheal Myers, who throws another knife into the Warlocks chest.
Warlock falls dead.
While in the air, the space craft flies in a pattern while leaving a trail of smoke that reads: Thank you Mike.
Micheal Myers gives a thumbs up, then suddenly draws a knife and throws it into a Warlocks forehead.
Two Warlocks show up while each having rocket launchers aimed at the space craft.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEEMzWM5Vb
Let's take them out of the sky. This weapon will pierce their force field.
STARSHIP TROOPER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CmJyVfqR9
Not so fast.
The Starship Trooper guns one of the Warlocks down, while the giant bug grabs the other one with it's mouth and bites it in half.
STARSHIP TROOPER236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblllomBHlZ
(to the bug)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmLmK7AK0h
I'd hi five you if I could.
Micheal Myers throws a knife into the bodies of the dead Warlocks the Giant Bug and the Starship Trooper had just killed.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
The Predator fires at many Warlocks from the gun on his shoulder.
The Alien attacks a Warlock. The Alien looks and freezes when a Warlock shows up aiming it's gun at it. Suddenly, a baby alien pops out of it's stomach. The Warlock falls dead.
The Alien and the Predator hi five each other.
A few Warlocks stand in front of Steve Urkel.
STEVE URKLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiMp0JcbEv
You guys wanna terrorize us? Over my dead body.
Steve Urkle starts shadow boxing like he does when he stands up to bullies in the TV show family matters.
The Warlocks look at Steve funny, then look to each other and start laughing. Suddenly they get shot from behind by the Crack Head Grandmother.
The Warlocks turn around to see the Crack Head Grandmother.
Suddenly, two early 21st century cars drives by with the windows down. The Rival gangs from Scary Movie 4 open fire out of the window of the automobiles, hitting the Warlocks.
As the Warlocks are still standing, Steve Urkle takes a mitten out of his pocket and walks up to the Warlocks.
STEVE EURKLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMilz9RfNOq
I'm gonna do to you guys what I did to one of the bullies on one of the early episodes of Family Matters.
Steve Urkle slaps the Warlocks on their faces with his mitten. The Warlocks finally fall dead.
The Crack Head Grandmother laughs.
Steve Urkle laughs and snorks.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A bunch of Warlocks surround Screech and attempt to attack him. Screech does side kicks, spinning heel kicks, and spinning tornado kicks, knocking the Warlocks down. This fighting scene has the same sound affects as the fight scenes in the Bruce Lee movies.
One of the Warlocks throw a jump side kick to Screech's back, knocking him forward and causing him to do a forward roll.
The Warlocks surround Screech just before he pulls out a pair of nunchucks and began twirling them.
As the Warlocks rush in one at a time, Screech hits each of them in the head.
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space craft that Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla just boarded flies towards a mother vessel, and enters into one of the the vessel's compartment.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun is in the pilots seat. Doors to the space craft open.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6nhim2jZR
Data system, play us some music we can fight to as we take out these warlock devil helpers... Just like in the Movie Star Trek Beyond. Only this time, play something the devil doesn't like.
Suddenly, the song "When the Walls Tumble Down," By WHITE CROSS, starts to play.
Everyone in the space craft start moving to the music.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO12FXj7SZB
(meaning the song)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjvcGV5BCU
Good choice.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGiT5hU8vo
(to Atilla)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tTW8kFX6b
I was getting ready to say that. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4W0qObLUL
(to everyone in the space craft.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuVShYWIZi
Okay everybody out. Let's light these Devil helpers up!
Everyone gets out of their seats and exit the space craft.
EXT. ON THE PLANET - CONTINUOUS
The Game Boy runs from a Warlock, who has a gun. The Game Boy makes a turn, then looks behind him as the Warlock continues to chase him.
The Game Boy enters into a facility.
The Warlock follows The Game Boy into the building.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
The Warlock stops to catch The Game Boy aiming a Nintendo gun at him.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvx0NRsVA6
Welcome to the arcade, Warlock. You just walked into a trap. And me and you are ready to play Mortal Kombat 2.
The Game Boy gets ready to pull the trigger, but Jonny Cage shows up.
JONNY CAGE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcOPBPVJKb
Hey Game Boy, hold up a second. I gotta do something with this Warlock right quick.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShSalUL0Sx
Do something like what?
Jonny Cage stands next to the Warlock, then does the splits and hits him in the nuts.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjTajvle3u
AWWW NUTTS! And I DO mean that literally!
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjxWpVfdWx
Let's play.
The Game Boy pulls the trigger, zapping the Warlock into the Mortal Kombat 2 arcade game.
The Game Boy selects Shang ~T-sung.
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlpOeYqikd
(to Shang ~Tsung)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrmfIkiczP
Aright, let's see what you can do.
The Game Boy controls Shang Tsung to beat up the Warlock.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrD4dh3NOm
Help! Get me the hell out of this game!
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
Biff has one of the Warlocks in a head lock while knocking hard on his head.
BIFF236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn7cANFAzV
HELLO!!! HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME!?! THINK, WARLOCK, JUST THINK!!! YOU'RE A BUTT HEAD, AND YOUR MASTER SATAN IS A BUTT HEAD. SATAN IS THE BIGGEST BUTT HEAD OF ALL BUTT HEADS!
IN ANOTHER AREA
A police car, just like the one from the movie Demolition Man, was racing through the field with a Warlock riding on top of it while attempting to shoot Simon Phonix, who was driving the police car.
INT. POLICE CAR - DAY
Simon Phonix points his gun to the roof of the car where he knew the Warlock was hanging on.
SIMON PHONIX236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC3d2BLBGD
NO FREE RIDES!!
Simon opens fire.
EXT. THE FIELD - DAY
The Warlock obviously gets shot and falls off of the roof of the car.
The Thug runs up to the Warlock and kicks it a few times.
Officer Smith runs up to the Warlock.
OFFICER SMITH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4aMUZ4XR4
(to the Warlock)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U0EPN8PYP
Time for you to get harassed.
Officer Smith starts beating the Warlock with his baton.
Both Officer Smith and The Thug look as they hear a car horn blow.
They look to see an early 21st century car speeding towards them.
The Thug and Officer Smith move out of the way and allow the car to run over the Warlock.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Annie from the movie 'Speed' drives crazy.
Annie runs over Warlock after Warlock.
ANNIE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpiJIq4R0k
Finally I get to fail a driving test while doing a good deed!
Annie runs over a few more Warlocks.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
One of the Warlocks stand before the Blind Boys, who are carrying blind person's canes.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRU6QzYKBg
We, the Warlocks will emerge in this battle victorious. Can't you see?
The Blind Boys stand their saying nothing.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbyEnyMxLW
Oh yeah, you CAN'T see.
The Warlock laughs.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxitt5ZY5Ux
Oh we can see aright.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52xPgrcgVv
We can see you're going straight to hell. Too bad you ain't alone.
The Blind Boys began attacking the Warlock while hitting it with their canes.
The Warlock tries it's best to cover up while being hit with the canes, but falls to the ground.
Another Warlock shows up while drawing his gun.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwvPaAtNlp
(to the other Warlock)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5q7jFvBLU
Don't worry, I'm coming to help you.
As that Warlock starts towards the Blind Boys, the Dixie Humming Birds jump on that Warlock, bringing it to the ground.
The Dixie Humming Birds began kicking the Warlock.
INT. FACILITY - SAME TIME
The game boy beats the Warlock in Mortal Kombat 2. The game now says, "Finish Him!"
The Game Boy presses the buttons on the arcade game, causing Shang T-sung to grab the warlock and suck it's soul out as the Warlock screams. The Warlocks body shrivels up as it's soul comes out of it's body and into Shang T-sung.
GAME NARRATOR AND THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m1cwlvJHw
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS1xBiBsOG
Shang T-sung wins... Fatality!
THE GAME BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkmO1utya9
Yeah, ya Warlocks don't know who the HELL ya messing with!236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaTIDH1Amd
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGXT8XJ3B4
And I DO mean 'HELL' literally!
GAME NARRATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsdjUXj5OE
WOW! Even Shang T-sung accepts Jesus and fights against the devil.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks kick down the door while aiming their guns at Jason Voorhies. They open fire at him.
After a few second of firing at him, the Warlocks' laser guns run out of power.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEca7Dx6s23
I'm out of fire power.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xKiNbzY7q
I'm out of fire power too.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZcTkHBiFa
We're ALL out of power. Now what?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2s9vWTS5D
Just like Jinessa said in the Jason X movie, now basically, we die.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lg5q2iAoN
Yeah. That K.M. robot ain't here to kick Jason's but like it did in the Jason X movie either.
Jason grabs one of the Warlocks by the neck and pulls it towards a sink full of liquid nitrogen. The Warlock screams while trying to break free of Jason's grip.
Jason dips the Warlock's face into the sink. The Warlocks face freezes solid. Jason lifts the Warlock's face out of the liquid nitrogen, and slams it on the counter, shattering its' face. Jason then throws the dead Warlock down.
Jason picks up his merchetti, walks up behind another Warlock, and stabs it in the back. Jason pulls the merchetti out of the Warlocks back, then drags it off screen.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqlPxeT1ED
We ain't gonna take this.
The Warlock who just spoke runs up behind Jason and jumps onto his back while having Jason in the headlock from behind.
Jason grabs the Warlock by the legs, pulls the Warlock from on his back, then breaks the Warlock's back over his knee. Jason than lets the Warlock drop to the ground.
Jason then grabs another Warlock by the neck, and bangs it's head against a wall twice, then lets the Warlock fall dead.
The last four Warlocks remaining take off running towards an open door.
Right before the Warlocks reach the door, Leather Face enters into the room spinning around and sawing the four warlocks limbs and heads off.
The limbs and heads go flying everywhere.
Jason and Leather Face hi five each other.
LEATHER FACE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRJq3cqNQM
God is Good.
Jason nods his head yes in agreement.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Infantry and another Warlock fight each other similar to a scene in the movie Enter The Dragon.
Every time the Warlock move towards Infantry, Infantry kicks the Warlock in the face making the same sound Bruce Lee made in the scene of Enter the Dragon during his fighting scene with Han.
The Warlock places a glove on his hand that has long metal claws.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Infantry and the Warlock get into their fighting stances while yelling, then they jump into the air moving towards each other. As they cross paths in the air, the Warlock scratches Infantry in the mid-section with his metal claws.
They both land to their feet, then both turn to face each other again
BACK TO SCENE:
Infantry notices the scratches on his stomach, and that his shirt is ripped.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaj1UHFQCd
Why you stupid idiot!
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDuqjqUHFB
You ripped my shirt with your stupid metal claws! And you're going to pay for it.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRsRdLpvdE
Pay for it? Here.
The Warlock reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet, and takes three quarters out, then tosses them to Infantry.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmxipaWodf
I'll give you seventy five cents for the entire shirt. And hopefully that'll be enough on any planet in the galaxy to cover the expenses for the Band-Aids you need for those scars too!
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbedvX1WDVV
Why you cheep scape trying to be a smart Alec!
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The Warlock and Infantry jump into the air towards each other a second time. As they cross paths in the air, this time, Infantry lands a jump kick to the side of the Warlock's head, causing his head to twist, and his neck to make loud cracking sounds as it breaks.
BACK TO SCENE:
The Warlock crash lands on the ground while Infantry lands on his feet.
Infantry approaches the Warlock, gets its wallet out of its pocket, and takes the entire heap of cash out, takes a few dollars, then puts the rest of the cash back into the Warlock's wallet and sets the wallet by the Warlock's corps.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspFQsmqdts
(meaning the money he took from the Warlock's wallet)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv5IGcrFNy
THIS should be enough to pay for my shirt and my band-aids for my scars too. Keep the change.
EXT. WASTE LAND - SAME TIME
Three different cars drive up to a cabin. Car doors open. A bunch of Warlocks get out of the car.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKemPuopNZ
Okay, a humming device says that the human beings who go door to door to deliver pizza, sail girls scout cookies, and tell people about God are in this cabin. If they move, shoot them.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80JhS3tJRt
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7n6HC4pYR
Until they STOP moving.
The Warlocks walk quickly up to the cabin door. One of the Warlocks shoots the door nob and kicks the door open. Every last one of the Warlocks barge into the cabin and randomly open fire.
After about ten second of firing, they cease fire, and observe a huge can of TNT on the table that has bullet holes.
The Warlocks sigh in frustration.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOCiT9dwNg
This is the EXACT same mistake those Satan worshipers made in the movie Tribulation, written by Paul and Peter Laudon. And I probably always spell their last name wrong.
Suddenly, they turn as they hear a knock at the door frame.
The Warlocks look to see, the two Elderly women, the pizza delivery boy, and the girls sailing girls scout cookies.
THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHsX7ctizN
Hey Pizza delivery boy, we didn't order any pizza! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkOEV7m5sq
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5osrfvxHA
Hey door to door evangelists, you should know that we HATE God! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKci2PKjKS
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkrn7rWA3Z
And you little girls selling girls scout cookies, we don't want any!
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiAFAt4Iwb
We're not here to give you Warlocks anything.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNLT0x4Fdw
Than what is it you want?
GIRLS SCOUT GIRLS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXIyBWqlZZ
We just have one last word we want you Warlocks to hear.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlIgQ9g6mb
And what word is that.
THE TWO ELDERLY WOMEN 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWbYU56X2T
(to the Pizza delivery boy and the two little girls)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk8OZb1Ewl
Okay everyone, 'Ca-BOOM' on the count of three. Ready? 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLyH9gPeQv
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1Jetc5Cl1
One Two Three.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY, GIRL SCOUT GIRLS, AND TWO ELDERLY WOMEN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTV8Y0cIoL
(simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmDKLKBNBF
CA-BOOM!!!
The entire cabin explodes in a huge explosion.
As the fire continues to burn, Jonny Cage signs a autograph picture of himself, and drops it near the fire.
JONNY CAGE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPbJ0Khr1U
By the way Warlocks, the autograph isn't for any of you.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOApNsR3Sv6
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mpqjS1iD9
It was for the people at the door.
Monk blocks the punch of a Warlock, punches him a few times, then throws an inside crescent kick to its head, knocking it down.
Sai dodges the punches and kicks of a Warlock, then throws a few punches and kicks, knocking it down.
Suddenly, a group of Warlocks run towards them.
As Monk and Sai get into their fighting stances, Screech shows up out of nowhere. The Warlocks all become scared.
SCREECH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUywwaw5n6
Hold it right there you Warlocks.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9O6r8geVZK
(meaning Sai and Monk.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yp85Edzfl
You'll have to go through me to get to them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlTLxg5osN
Oh no. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegrpiz7Ufn
(to the Warlocks; meaning Screech)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAB1RMNQ7K
Us Warlocks can't go through him. He knows too much Karate.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OTybH928t
(meaning Screech)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjsWy1Dw4S
You know, maybe if we do Screech a favor, he'll back off of us and let us take the two men standing beside him.
SCREECH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMstYZy9HZI
A favor? Please. What kind of favor do you Warlocks actually think you can do me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxsxYoGcb4
Okay, you used to get picked on by jocks when you attended Bayside High School, right?
SCREECH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto2MenuIkd
Yeah. So what? You guys plan to go after all the bullies who used to pick on me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9sv3qbmUm
No... 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkAP31AnfQ
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNYYQS3yFW
We're gonna talk about their mamas. We will talk about the mamas of the bullies who used to pick on you. Their mamas are so fat, they jumped up in the air and came back down, because they were too heavy to get stuck.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOFKcQ3EBx
And their mamas are so stupid, somebody told them it was Chili outside, and they went and grabbed an ancient ipnone because they were too stupid to go get a bowl.
The Warlocks laugh.
SAI236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzjOWlebYo
(to the Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt5ILEMrS8
Auh oh...
MONK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWvTTqE2cx
(to the Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8dE7dqXWr
Yeah... Talking about those jock's mamas....236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLZlv6ZdLG
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgfTKPdMck
That was a mistake.
Suddenly, a group of middle age women carrying purses show up. They are the MAMAS
ONE OF THE MAMAS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTK9tx5jhy
Hey, Warlocks!?! We're the mamas of those bullies in Saved by the Bell who used to pick on Screech. You demonic Warlocks are making fun of us behind our backs?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs66BAA3Xp
(to the other mamas)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHUr2r71v3
Let's teach these ugly demonic Warlocks a lesson; who are so stupid, they rebelled against God and chose to follow Satan and were thrown out of heaven, and now there's no repentance for them.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHojSlGFudC
CHARGE.
Everyone of the Mamas run up to the Warlocks and attack them with their purses.
Forest Gump Shoots some of the Warlocks.
Forest Gump Jr. Shoots more of the Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ8VHqAlod
See son, this is what we had to face in Vietnaum.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. shoots some more Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP JR.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdABX77DhAE
I'm with you dad. I know where you're coming from...236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPo3yIl2As
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskfg8AdQOX
I fought in Afganistan.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A group of Warlocks run amongst a bunch of trees while carrying their guns.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9oJJpBQvb
I believe this group of poachers and that Sheena woman came this way.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ovLpv1Qhg
Remember, they could be leading us into a trap.
As they continue to run they suddenly come upon a cliff and stop.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDoMF4P1VC
Okay, this is the oldest and DUMBEST trick in the book! Do they REALLY expect for us to keep running until we fall off a cliff.
SHEENA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTXPJbGmxI
NO!
The Warlocks turn around to see Sheena, and the same bunch of rats that were at the old cement factory.
Three of the Warlocks become frightened and jump into the arms of the remaining Warlocks.
THE THREE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgA6EandKo
Auuuhhh! RATS! We're scared of RATS!
THE WARLOCKS HOLDING THE SCARED WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOIjDALXwu
Get off of me!
Suddenly, by not watching their step, the six of them fall off the cliff.
SHEENA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHlJdHou4N
Who says humans should hate rats, be afraid of them, and call them pests?
A WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoX1AnwBbp
Hey there's that Sheena woman.
Sheena looks to see a large group of Warlocks.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjTklOvF4b
Let's get her.
Before the Warlocks could pursue Sheena, Sheena draws her bow and fires an arrow at one of the Warlocks.
The Warlock screams in agony as the arrow penetrates its chest. The Warlock falls to its knees, then falls to the ground.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh5rtk2Ex3
Come on let's get her already.
Sheena takes off running. The group of Warlocks take off after her.
As the Warlocks continue to chase Sheena, the poachers throw spears at them, hitting a few of the Warlocks, causing them to fall dead.
The Warlocks, seeing no sign of Sheena, see the same cat that was at the cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJT1VhS2iP
Come here you little kitten!
CAMERA follows the Warlock as it chases the cat.
The cat jumps over a trip wire. The Warlock's foot hits the trip wire, causing a bunch of boulders to tumble down the hill and hit him.
The dog that was seen at the cement factory runs up to a Warlock and bites it on the arm, attacking it.
The Lion from the cement factory jumps onto the back of a Warlock, attacking it from behind.
Sheena and the poachers obviously saw this from a distance while standing in a group. They cheer and hi-five each other.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Five Warlocks have Chucky surrounded while aiming laser guns at him. Chucky only holds a knife.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqfNEtVcBy
(to Chucky)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4H5HGoXRw
It looks like you're out numbered, out gunned, and outsized, doll.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ5JQuknG6
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make you get into that tall furnace oven, since you refuse to re-nouce Jesus.
One of the Warlocks open the oven.
Chucky walks into the oven, where the BRIDE OF CHUCKY stands.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4pGr3kHQ7
(with excitement)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCnGpgNIcb
Honey!
CHUCKY 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC3SGiMamZ
Hey honey. I thought you would NEVER repent and accept Jesus.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPqXNH7Dsb
If you can accept Jesus, any evil person can, as long as they're not a demon creature.
One of the Warlocks walk into the oven.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMG22J5p7K
Time for me to turn up the heat, since you can't renounce Jesus once you get saved. You two are some STUPID fools to choose to die for your faith.
CHUCKY 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6RmKhKPxt
Let me tell you something, Mr. Warlock. The God me and my bride serve is with us.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRyCKwN1Ce
And he is fully able to deliver us from this place in outer space.
CHUCKY 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWVepCgO4w
And even if He doesn't.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra5JaXoJPs
Rest assured that we'll NEVER go back to serving the devil and kill innocent people like we did in past Chucky movies, making it look so gross.
CHUCKY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9QvKwxClj
Nor will we practice voodoo witch craft, which is satanic.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxie2eITVg
EVER!
BOTH DOLLS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTNJZaJDdk
Amen!
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK7VpU4ZpF
As you wish.
The Warlock exits the tall furnace oven, closes the furnace door, and turns on the fire full blast.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aJggob3RJ
They should be melted by now.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY712mAmd1
I'll take a look.
That Warlock looks into the window of the furnace, and sees that the dolls are not melting or burning.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGM0mOxsBk
Why aren't they burning!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qituDnuaj
They're not burning?236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH5CfG8Q59
(meaning the dolls)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNe5yQ2Kbm
Those souls are ours. They have to die.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBoI2bUgr4
(meaning Jesus)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4WbuqKDLK
It's Him... He's protecting them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTw3Cx41nJ
(meaning Jesus)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT7vZotBXK
He can't do this! He can't do this!
One of the Warlocks walks up to the door of the furnace with his gun.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoWG1owap7
I'll finish them myself!
The Warlock gets ready to open the door.
THE OTHER WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilRJFw5KUW
(to the Warlock who's opening the furnace door.)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4U6cAagrw
NO! That's the same mistake Parker made in the movie Revelation, ALSO written by Paul and Peter Laudon.
Too late, the Warlock opens the door. All the warlocks scream as Fire blazes out and cremate every Warlock in the room.
The two dolls exit the furnace oven un-harmed.
BOTH DOLLS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7tlEDGCKe
(to the movie viewing audience)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7OPSWzX5q
Now THAT'S what we call amazing grace!
Chucky and the Bride of Chucky kiss each other.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Three Warlocks stand face to face with Jason X.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNyrdpF4ls
(meaning Jason X)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KQfxTDQHd
Guys think we can take him?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFSCnE9Zbg
We can try.
The Warlocks open fire at Jason X. Jason X stands there, looking as if he feels nothing.
The Warlocks cease fire.
The first Warlock turns cartwheels towards Jason X, then does a spinning heel kick to his head.
The second Warlock barely turns front hand springs. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he slaps Jason X across the face and hurts his hand.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCFU7PFMn9
OUCH! This is for making my hand hurt.
The Warlock grabs Jason X's hand and slaps him on the wrist.
THE THIRD WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQZHGNlOJK
My turn.
The third Warlock turns forward rolls. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he stands to his feet while out of breath and breathing hard. That Warlock flicks Jason X in the face with his index finger.
Jason X still looks as if he's un-harmed.
THE THREE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaZRApN4hH
(to each other, speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuLfYkGKZE
We might wanna run.
Jason X takes his fist and knocks each Warlock's head off.
IN BEDROOM OF VESSEL
A few Warlocks enter this bedroom, where there are a few bunk beds.
The Warlocks yawn.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0lbmjGYcW
I think I'm gonna take a little nap, then wake up and fight these Jesus worshipers.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n2Dk91ob6
Wait, we can't take a nap. We can't go to sleep.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImKfEedvzi
Why not.
THE WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnCwMy7DOM
Because Freddy Kruguar's aboard this vessel. If we go to sleep, he's gonna kill us in our nightmares.
The Warlocks turn to see Freddy entering the room while giving off a loud laugh.
FREDDY KRUGUAR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHFUP8DWdG
Haven't you satanic demon creatures read the words on the movie cartrage for the movie Wes Craven's New Nightmare? It says, 'this time, staying awake won't save you!' Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The Warlocks scream in terror.
Freddy laughs, then runs off screen to attack the Warlocks. Freddy attacking the Warlocks is heard as they scream.
FREDDY KRUGUAR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudQLNigf5s
This is for all the times Satan, your master, convinced me to kill so many innocent people in their nightmares all these years! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
The Warlocks are still heard screaming while being attacked.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL.
Some Warlocks stumble upon Pennywise, who is juggling balls while balancing on a type rope.
PENNYWISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc33sVxtkM
Hello boys and girls... I mean Warlocks, and welcome to the circus!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEsfHyfsRn
You know what, I'm bored watching clowns perform.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsqqwx4gtt
(to the other Warlocks)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mi5Y9ePjm
Let's get out of here.
As the Warlocks exit the room, punches and kicks are heard being thrown. The Warlocks one at a time, get shoved back into the room with Pennywise while having bumps and bruises.
Kaun enters the room.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc2NLueMNW
You Warlocks have two choices! Watch Pennywise perform and get bored to DEATH....236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3Er7Bosag
(beat; meaning himself)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBI17IB7we
Or suffer the WRATH OF KAUN!!!
The Warlocks sigh in frustration as the door closes.
As they continue to watch Pennywise perform, they one at a time, fall dead.
PENNYWISE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlqhIHFFd1
Good. They choose to be bored to DEATH.
Pennywise laughs.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks have Atilla and Fanny cornered while aiming guns at them. Atilla and Fanny look frightened.
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHtXAgKXm1
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44CvScj8qQ
Oh good. You know that the guns we're carrying will pierce right through your force fields.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ejsQ0vvFe
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwH4sbOUwF
This is JUST like our favorite song.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypXQhDZsJA
(singing)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0WBEqKgRf
I got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face suddenly show resentment and anger.
ATILLA AND FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRBLfoXy1w
(speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZiFh18Rqp
What did you call us!?!
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdf3n8jQui
Oh, we're sorry. There's more than one of us. We mean... WE got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face show even more fury.
ATILLA AND FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CCBxfql9i
DON'T call us babe!
Atilla and Fanny charge at the Warlocks throwing punches and kicks, knocking the Warlocks lifelessly to the ground.
ATILLA AND FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtBY8vQBZ8
(frustrated; speaking simultaneously)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDy6vxaekp
If one more person calls us babe!
EXT. THE BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
A Warlock, who's flying on a flying hoverboard, flies around while going crazy firing off screen.
Bartabe and his gang fire machine gun ammunition at that Warlock, causing it to fall lifelessly off of it's hover board.
Jaba the Hut and the little creature on it's shoulders shoots a group of Warlocks.
The wicket witch of the West throws fire balls at Warlocks while laughing
The two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 shoots a group of Warlocks.
The Crack Head Grandma shoots a few Warlocks.
The wicked witch uses her burning broom an lights a Warlock on fire.
THE WICKET WITCH236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPxbqjKcXK
A little fire, Warlock?
Jaba The Hut kills a Warlock with a lightsavor. The little annoying animal who hangs around Jaba The Hut, kills a Warlock with a lightsavor.
The Predator jumps into the air, and stabs the Warlock who's flying on the flying hoverboard in the arm. They both fall to the ground.
The Predator's hurt, and can barely move.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRsnzgsz4V
(to the Predator)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGAohzcCCp
Huh, you're wounded. I know what your kind does every time they're wounded.
The Warlock presses a button on a device that's wrapped around the Predator's arm, presses buttons on the device, than the device starts beeping.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIsnXE4MHb
(to the predator)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTjMj0hwQn
And as for me, you didn't stab me in the right place! 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMXNydKb0p
(in a teasing tone)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUARhkIEiOf
I'm going to live.
Suddenly, Steve Urkle walks by and accidentally steps on the Warlocks foot.
The warlock jumps up and down while holding it's foot.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HfAPJpmnS
(to Steve Urkle)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4GZzVLgBN
You stupid little nerd!
Steve looks at the Warlocks unbuckled shoe.
STEVE URKLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTmJdVw22s
(meaning the Warlocks unbuckled shoe)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqZVBnWoIr
There's an accident waiting to happen.
Steve Urkle presses a button on the Warlocks shoe.
WARLOCK236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWA6TJjgGe
NO.
The shoe tightens up way too much.
Warlock screams in agony, while jumping high up into the air. The Warlock turns horizontally in attempt to fix his shoe.
However, the Predator injects the blades from his fore arm as he saw that the Warlock was coming back down while turned horizontally, attempting to fix his shoe.
The Warlock lands on the Predator's blade.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature hanging around Jaba the Hut, the Wicked Witch, The Crack Head Grandma, AND the rival gangs, gather around where the Predator has stabbed the Warlock.
The Predator's bomb continues to count down.
STEVE URKLE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLKndWI9a8
(meaning the Warlock being stabbed)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUHyrRqMXo
Did I do that?
THE PREDATOR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBwwGCxxq9
Now that's the funniest thing Steve Urkle would say in his TV show.
The Predator starts laughing.
Steve Urkle starts laughing and snorking.
The Wicked Witch starts laughing, letting out an evil sounding laugh.
Jaba the Hut and his Little Creature start laughing.
The Crack Head Grandma goes berserk while laughing.
As the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 observe the way the Crack Head Grandma is going berserk, they fall out laughing.
The entire group continues to laugh as the bomb counts down. Then suddenly.....
BOOOOMMMM!
The explosion looks like that from a nuclear bomb.
Everything's quiet now....
The group of rats lay dead with bullet holes in their bodies.
The cat lays dead next to the dog and the lion, all having bullet holes in their bodies.
Sheena and the poachers lay dead together, having bullet holes in their bodies.
T-Rex lays dead on the ground while the Spinosaurus lays dead on the ground with it's mouth biting into T-Rex's neck. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
The Bug from Starship troopers lays dead while it's mouth is biting into the trooper, who's also dead. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
Annie from Speed, sits lifelessly in her car with her head rested on the steering wheel and the horn going off. Not only did the car have bullet holes, but it was crashed into a tree.
Biff Tannan sits lifelessly in his black car from back to the future, with manure spilled into his car from the rear of the Manure truck. His car has bullet holes.
The three Mangalores lay dead on the ground with bullet holes in their body. Suddenly, Zorge, from the Fifth Element, stumbles onto the scene with bullet holes in his body and falls dead in front of the Mangalores.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. who have bullet wholes in their bodies, sit lifelessly against a wall with their arms rapped around each other and smiles on their faces and their eyes closed.
A wooden banner sits on their lap that reads: Happily reunited in Heaven with Jenny and Bubbah.
CAMERA SHOWS a sign that clearly reads: NOTE... This is the happiest moment of Screech's LIFE...
CAMERA PANS down to show Screech laying dead on the ground with his eyes closed and a smile on his face, with two hot chicks laying dead in each of his arms with their eyes closed and smiles on their faces as well while having bullet holes in their bodies.
Micheal Myers lays dead while buried up to his neck in halloween candy. A bullet hole is in his head.
The alien lays lifelessly on the ground with bullet holes in it's body. A baby Alien hatches out of it's stomach with a bullet wound to it's head. The baby alien falls dead.
The five blind boys sit lifelessly against a wall with bullet holes in their bodies. A wooden banner sits in their lap that reads: Was blind but now we see... in God's kingdom...
The Dixie Humming Birds lay dead next to a large cage full of humming birds. The cage door automatically opens, allowing the humming birds to fly out of the cage.
The Thugs dead body, which has bullet holes, lays on the ground facing Officer Smith's dead body, who's hand holds a baton as it rests on the thug's head.
It looks as if Officer Smith was beating The Thug with the baton. Officer Smith's body also has bullet holes.
EXT. SPACE VESSEL - CONTINUOUS
Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Kaun get into a space craft. Kaun is in the pilots seat.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl7LuXe1Aj
Where's the evil movie characters who have just given their lives to Jesus.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMFSr9ej0m
Well first of all, they're not evil anymore, being that they accepted Jesus. Secondly, they want us to save ourselves while they deal with Grumpy, who's in the bridge of this ship.
Kaun starts pressing holographic buttons on a holographic screen as the door to the space craft closes.
The space vessel's compartment opens.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
Grumpy slowly approaches the bomb that's counting down from five. As the bomb reaches the number two, Grumpy drops a card into the slaught of the bomb, causing it to stop at number two.
Suddenly, Grumpy looks to see Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, Leather Face, Chucky, and the Bride of Chucky entering the bridge.
Leather face sets his chain saw on the floor, and pulls out a device and starts pressing buttons. Leather Face finally presses the last button.
VOICE ON BOMB236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJN5zZP6GU
Count down until destruction will start back in exactly two seconds.
LEATHER FACE236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4qM4t1Wv8
For the Honor. Honor and Glory be to God.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡothk4OjGSY
Oh no!
The entire group of former evil characters give off an great laugh.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnoMUgiZsR
Okay Kaun, why haven't we left yet.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp25os1FdCe
Because we can't leave.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cn1sTilxk
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lGpzuJ1xZ
Because we're not SUPPOSED to leave....
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry receive confused looks on their faces.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
The bomb counts down: 2...1...0...
All seven of the former evil movie characters still stand their.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEv8S59m6S
OHHHH NOOOOO!
FREDDY KRUGUAR236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeodt7buEUY
(imitating the guy in the famous 'oh yeah' song)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JZRWVXtL3
Ooooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh!
Leather Face presses a button on the remote. A disco ball hanging from the ceiling of the bridge starts spinning as the song "Oh Yeah," starts playing.
GRUMPY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojo3euh46J
OOOHHHH NOOOO
A few more seconds into the song, Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Leather Face, and Pennywise began doing the running man dance to the song.
Chucky, and the bride of Chucky, kiss each other on the lips one last time.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun and the three others are still in the space craft.
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRZnA3PJTl
What do you mean we're not supposed to leave?
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnIh07w7Fp
....without saying, GOOD BYE!
Kaun presses the button.
The space craft zooms out of the compartment.
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry fall backwards.
FANNY, INFANTRY, AND ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfR6m195tR
WAAAAOOOH!
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space vessel gives off a massive explosion...
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry get back up.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcSnMAjy8M
(to Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzJsRF2Ge3
You know, ever since the 20th century, the century I was born in, it's been against the law to not have your seat belt on.
FANNY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckS8prZzh0
Uah, Kaun.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZewlHIdEK
Yeah, Fanny, what is it?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdBl7jJFas
You know what? As a matter of fact, I'll tell you this for Fanny...
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlQuRT21r3
Okay what?
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6iUhDjgLD
Don't EVER scare us like that while we're in a space vessel that's about to explode again!
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTc77F9NBU
Atilla, Fanny, now you know good and well that this move is a spoof that's supposed to make fun of other movies. Like the final scene of the movie Pitch Black when Reddic did what he did before....
INFANTRY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo0ZN9J0W1
(interrupting)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPUj8s7WoK
Yeah... We saw the movie.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe1qyItxQX
Okay, okay, don't have a cow.... Or more say, don't have a person like me.
Infantry, Atilla, Fanny, look at Kaun funny.
KAUN236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD4GwJ0cxi
Well, in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness, I was the worst evil organism....236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5cWGTZz7y
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjfpQyQeIH
Until I accepted Jesus that is.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny nod their heads sarcastically.
EXT. PLANET - DAY
People cheer as the space craft starts to land.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VAIZWr6ge
We won! We WON!
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 hug each other. They then hug Disco, Mr. Wise, Ray & Charles, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Game Boy, Jonny Cage, and The Movie Buff.
The door to the space craft opens. Kaun, Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry get out of the space craft hugging Sai, Simon Phonix, and Monk while cheering.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on an old CD player. The song "Love Liberty Disco," by THE NEWS BOYS starts to play.
People dance and celebrate.
CAMERA SHOWS Infantry, Simon Phonix, Atilla, Sai, Monk, and Fanny dancing.
Mr. Wise dances with Miss Wise while holding both of each other's hands.
Ray, Charles, and Disco Dance to the music.
DISCO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr9MBKZxVI
Disco! My favorite kind of music.
RAY236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaWMAyX1B7
This was the last disco song released back in the 20th century.
CHARLES236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1vev5AyZs
Yep. News Boys. Released way back in 1999...236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZsSU1aCs0
(beat)236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOOGpwz25V
I think.
Jonny Cage, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Movie Buff, and the Game Boy dance to the song, along with Bartabe and his gang of criminals.
INT. HEAVEN
Song continues.
All the characters who prayed with Mr. Wise to accept Jesus dance to the song, along with the many people in Heaven.
The rats dance with the cat, the dog, and the lion.
Sheena dance to the song with the poachers.
Forest Gump, and Forest Gump Jr. dance with Jenny and Bubba from the movie Forest Gump.
Annie and Biff dance to the song.
The giant bug dances with the Starship Trooper.
Spinosaurus dances with T-Rex.
Charles Lee Ray from the movie Child's Play dances while holding the chucky doll.
Jennifer from Bride of Chucky, and the other lady who was transformed into the Female doll in the movie Bride of Chucky dance while tossing the female Child's play Doll back and forth to one another.
The two females hi-five each other.
Jesus gives a thumbs up to Freddy, Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, and Leather Face.
JESUS236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJySBN3CjED
Well done my good and faithful servants.
Freddy's burn scars suddenly heal and he looks like a normal man.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face takes off their masks, revealing their handsome faces.
The Predator and Alien dance to the music.
The huge alien from Independence Day 2 joins the predator and Alien in their dance while giving a hi five to the Alien and the Predator.
The Crack head Grandma, the two elderly women, the girls scout girls, the pizza delivery boy, along with the two rival gangs dance to the song with Officer Smith and The Thug.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature on Jaba's shoulder, Steve Urkel, and the wicket witch, who now looks like a normal woman dance to the song as she holds her broom.
Zorge and the Mangalores dance.
Screech Dances to the song along with the two beautiful girls he died next to.
The blind boys of Alabama and the Dixie Humming Birds dance to the song.
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Annnnnd CUT!
Everyone breaks from what they're doing.
Song stops.
Producer walks onto screen.
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And that's a rap. Good job everybody!
Everybody claps.
DISSOLVE TO:
The credits are showing as the producer talks to Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400. People and aliens walk about and socialize in the back ground.
A flying car flies by.
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This is gonna be the best spoof movie of this 24th century generation.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSljbWnDRxQ
Thanks for the encouragement. We put a lot of time and effort into this. That's why the screenplay to this movie is 130 pages long.
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Now let's talk about the way you killed off Micheal Myers, Jason Voorhies, Chucky, the Bride of Chucky, Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Leather Face, and Pennywise.
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What did you wanna say about that.
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They were granted entry into heaven because they accepted Jesus into their lives.236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF3ucwMqBP
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Now THAT'S how you kill off horror movie characters who keep coming back.
WILBERT WADO236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG2pgbxytk
Yeah. If you can't kill them off, get them to repent. THEN kill them off.
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Here's another thing you should do with this script. You should make a copy of it, and I think it would be great for you to sent it back in time to 2026, and have it posted on Penana under the name Ronnyi Guy. 236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX4nVjDdeP
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And for SURE, when people on Penana read this part of the script, they're sure to find it hilarious.
The rest of the goof troop respond in ad-libs.
The Dixie humming birds and Blind boys of Alabama sing together while standing in a circle.
Other people who were in this movie speak in the back ground.
Sai, Infantry, Fanny, Atilla, Simon Phonix, and Monk stand while speaking to The Game boy in ad-libs.
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Of course for people who see the film, or even read this script will have to be old enough to remember the Game Boy pocket game system in order to laugh at my name.
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That won't be anyone in this generation.
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Yeah, this is the 24th century. Game Boy is 400 years old almost.
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No I'm not.
ATILLA236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3Dkm3EapH
Not you, silly. The game system.
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That's pretty much me. I mean I AM the biggest video game buff alive.
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As a man thinks of himself, so is he.
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Yeah, that's in the bible.
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But don't get us wrong. Thinking of yourself as a video game buff isn't a bad thing. I mean, as long as video games are not your God.
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No, my God is the same person as you guys' God...236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW6o8n7vUn
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Jesus Christ.
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Amen.
INT. WEAR HOUSE - DAY
CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS into the Mortal Kombat 2 Video game. Shang T-sung still holds the guy after sucking his soul out. Suddenly, Shang T-sung drops the Decayed Warlock and gives off a loud laughter.
CAMRA ZOOMS IN CLOSELY to show that Shang T-sung wears a neckless with Jesus on the cross.
FADE OUT:
The end...
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and then Add to home screen.