My girlfriend sat me down one evening with the seriousness of a doctor about to deliver bad news.
“We need to talk,” she said.
Ah yes. The four words every man fears more than taxes.
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“You don’t… brush properly.”
I blinked. “I brush every day.”
“Yes, but you brush like you’re trying to negotiate peace with your teeth. Gently. Confused. Unsupervised.”
I didn’t know brushing techniques could cause relationship tension, but here we were.
So to prove my commitment (and avoid further dental-based insults), I bought the most advanced toothbrush I could find.
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I turned it on. It lit up like a spaceship.153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2OgtHkgF3
My girlfriend whispered, “Finally, technology that can save us.”
My first brushing score: 54.153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vWcaUWuVH
She laughed so hard she almost cried.
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I started checking my brushing score more obsessively than my bank balance.153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy2HmbCHRa
The app showed maps of my mouth—red, yellow, green—like a dental traffic report.
Girlfriend: “You missed your upper molars.”153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hNkfGZS1U
Me: already ashamed before she finished the sentence
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Score: 92153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt8ZgNFfmc
Girlfriend: “I’m… proud of you.”153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQzRgrOq57
I felt like a knight who had completed a holy quest.
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I earned enough reward points for a free brush head.153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JPshZmjEe
My girlfriend called it “personal growth.”
Look—therapy is expensive.153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXGMZ9ft54
But a toothbrush that teaches discipline, self-awareness, and actual brushing technique?153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuglD2GD13m
That’s emotional development right there.
Honestly, the toothbrush didn’t just make my brushing better.153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5FJ6geoin
It saved my relationship…153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXbRNMgawX
…from my brushing.
and then Add to home screen.