Testing one two three, is this thing on? Ok, it is. Now, where was I, oh ya, I was introducing myself…um, let’s start over, my name is Luca Sea i live by the sea and my dad is a fisherman, boring right well I’m just getting started, so sit back and relax but what i’m about to tell you is not a FAIRYTALE!!
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It all started with dinner, we were having meatballs on rice with a side of green beans.
“So, Johnathan, how is school going?” Mom asked
“Good, I joined the basketball team and got that C+ to a B in social studies.”
“Well, that's good. How about you, Luca? Anything new?”
“No, everything is the same, you know A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A.” Suddenly, there was a thunderous knock on the door.
“Tyler, open up or I'll burn the place to the ground,” the mysterious voice said.
Dad, with the meatball halfway in his mouth, whispered to Mom, “Jocelyn, take the kids to the basement now, I'll take care of him. " Mom just nodded and wiped her mouth.
" Come on, kids, let's go get some board games from the basement for your father, "Mom urged. Jonathan and she were heading towards the basement door when I finally spoke up,
“I ain’t going anywhere till this guy leaves. I want to stay with Dad!" I said.
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“No, you are going with your mom and your brother. Am I clear, young lady!?”
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Mom and Jonathan were already downstairs with the door shut when the front door came tumbling down with a loud thud. A black hooded creature stepped into the kitchen. Dad took a knife and stabbed the creature, or at least that's what I like to tell myself.
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But that was 2 years ago,o and now I live in my basement with my mom and brother while Two-Face rules the rest of the house. Okay, his real name is Goldtooth the Mad, mad as in insane, but we call him two face because he literally has two faces, first, he has his face which is a cat hair face then he has Billy the Innocent which is a goat but he is on top of gold too so he can't do anything parentheses since he doesn't have a body. Okay, so now you know Two-Face, as in how he knows my father, that's still a mystery. Oh, you're probably wondering what happened to him, but that's also a mystery.
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“Time to eat you human creatures,” that was rat face. He's a mutated rat, which means he's a rat that is as big as Jonathan, and Jonathan is 6 '1.
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“What's for dinner? Mom asked, "Are you going to give us Ratatouille?” she teased.
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“Watch your tongue or I'll cut it out!” screamed rat face.
“I'll have your head before you touch my mother," threatens Jonathan harshly. This happens every day. Mom teases Rat Face, and he gets cruel, and then Jonathan defends Mom.
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"It's okay, sweetie. Ratface says this all the time, but he'll never really do it,” she said. Ratface's face turned red, and he stomped off like a giant elephant with our dinner.
“Well.. dinner just left!” I said
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