Two Different Worlds [KOTLCxHP Crossover] - Chapter 4

Unknown has added 4 people to the chat

Ferret

Theo I told you not to add me to another chat

Daddy Issues

I NEVER ADD YOU TO ANY CHAT

Ferret

Not you, Theo

I meant the other Theo

Nott Interested

I hate to break it to you, but I didn't add you to this chat

Hogwarts Heartthrob

Lia Faye, remove me from this rubbish at once

Slim shady

And I thought our gc was chaotic

Funkyhair

Yeah

I'm never complaining about our gc ever again

Unknown

WOAH WOAH WOAH

Did Keefe and Slim agree on something

Quick someone, alert the media!

Nott Interested

I don't recognise the numbers

Which is strange

Ferret

Why?

Unknown

Because Theo made it his mission to memorise everybody's numbers

Including the First Years

N E W A Y S

These are my friends

Well, most of them at least

Daddy Issues

We know

We're your friends

But who are the rest

Unknown

You do know that I can hex you right?

Daddy Issues

Nah

You love me too much to do that

Unknown

Daddy Issues

See, I told you you wouldn't be able to kvfkejcbjkehfgoif

Nott Interested

Ouch

That looks bad

You should probably get it checked

Hogwarts Heartthrob

This is why Lia's my favourite

Unknown

OMG

I'M TOM RIDDLE'S FAVOURITE

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

But seriously tho, don't tell anyone

My butt will be in hell sooner than needed

Sparkles

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is everyone in Hogwarts this funny?

Ferret

YOU TOLD A MUGGLE ABOUT HOGWARTS!

ARE YOU MAD WOMAN?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Unknown

No.1 They're elves, not muggles

And No.2 If you want a list of what's wrong with me, you'll be dead before you finish reading it

Daddy Issues

You're going to regret hexing me, love

Unknown

Oh no, I'm so scared 🙄

Waves

Tam's gripping his phone so hard he's about to break it

Unknown

I feel like I'm kinda dumb for not figuring this out earlier

You're Tam and Linh Song, right

Hogwarts Heartthrob

Wait, is he one of those people you have posters of?

Unknown

What posters?

I don't own any posters

What are posters?

Hogwarts Heartthrob

Yes, you do

You have a poster of 7 guys taped above your bed

VTM or smt

Daddy Issues

I have never seen Lia blush so much

Unknown

Sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else

Slim shady

BTS not VTM

And I know because Sophie's sister almost fainted when she saw me

Lady Foss-Boss

She's still asking me if you're secretly V

Slim shady

Who?

Lady Foss-Boss

He's one of the people in BTS

He was my first crush actually

Lord of the Snuggles

I thought I was your first crush

Unknown

You could never compare to V

No Tam isn't in BTS

Daddy Issues

But I have heard you talking about Tam Song

I just can't remember when

Unknown

Sophie Foster?

The Great big war Dumbles was talking about

We're meeting them next week?

Tam Song- the Shade?

Do you not pay attention to Dumbledore's speeches?

Ferret

Ofc not

He talks for too long

Nott Interested

Yeah, I don't think anyone pays attention to him

Lady Foss-Boss

Wait

It just registered

I AM TALKING TO DARCO MALFOY AND TOM RIDDLE

MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE

I AM DYING

LADY GISELA, YOU LOOSE

Ferret

Is she... alright?

Hogwarts Heartthrob

Usually people are just speechless when they see me

This was new

Unknown

Let her fangirl in peace

This is a rare opportunity

For her at least

Sparkles

Sophie, honey, do you need Elwin?

Lady Foss-Boss

What I need is my sleep back

Funkyhair

You can always have sedatives, but...

Lady Foss-Boss

No sedatives

Funkyhair

Saw that coming

Daddy Issues

How did the conversation reach sedatives

We were just talking about

Wait, what were we talking about

Unknown

Ladies, Gentlemen and elves

Mattheo Riddle

Daddy Issues

Stfu

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