No Plagiarism!CORIDlWaYjKCECM5uv4Lposted on PENANA 阿里就坐在船頭,哼著巴基斯坦的一首小曲。8964 copyright protection23PENANAfg3bEH1ubE 維尼
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這是一首載客的破冰船,載著一大群香港人,包括阿里在內。他們要前往南極的一個前哨基地,名字叫「馬爾比奧站」。8964 copyright protection23PENANAHOsCiMChDm 維尼
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「屌佢老母,想凍撚死人咩。」阿貴抱怨道。他身上已穿著好多件衣服,但他的嘴唇還是凍成紫色。8964 copyright protection23PENANAOzW7C0cErr 維尼
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阿貴道:「巴基斯坦佬,見你著丁屎咁多衫,你唔撚凍既咩?」,阿里笑著說:「你平時手淫太多,所以身體虛,你打少一點手槍,身體就會暖起來的。」8964 copyright protection23PENANAAmcnvPPykQ 維尼
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阿里道:「我們回船艙吧,那邊比較暖和一點。」。兩人折返船艙,只見一個怪人向二人打招呼,外面下著大雪,他卻穿著一件短袖衫,手臂的肉都露出來了,這怪人好像不覺得冷似的。8964 copyright protection23PENANAvPuM9yALOk 維尼
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桌上放著兩杯清水。8964 copyright protection23PENANAO6WS1w1oR7 維尼
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阿里和阿貴坐下後,那怪人嘻嘻一笑,道:「兩位,我想表演一個魔術,我要把水變成酒。」,阿貴笑道:「放屁,要是真變酒了,我赤裸跳進外面的冰水中。」8964 copyright protection23PENANAAVLpbHxkl0 維尼
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「我不用你跳海。」那怪人想了想,「要是真變酒了,你以後就得對大陸人尊重一點,不許你再叫支那人。」8964 copyright protection23PENANATqn9Vn8tZP 維尼
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「沒問題。」阿貴快人快語,「一言為定。」8964 copyright protection23PENANAkbx81nChSq 維尼
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那怪人也很爽快:「一言為定,就這樣說!」8964 copyright protection23PENANA9y6MDFdNhQ 維尼
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那怪人輕咳兩聲,擺好陣勢,才道:「天靈靈,地靈靈,將這杯水變成酒!」,那怪人說得神神秘秘,似模似樣的。阿里和阿貴兩人,眼睛都亮了,就像歌迷排隊去他們偶像的演唱會。8964 copyright protection23PENANAHbxvc2kasi 維尼
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可是水還是水,根本就沒變酒。阿里大笑道:「你輸了,你要跳進海中了,或者請我們喝酒也可以。」8964 copyright protection23PENANAnQQlUhz3gx 維尼
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「等等嘛。」那怪人道,「我哈利波特的魔杖還沒拿出來!」8964 copyright protection23PENANAzOpWecXW9x 維尼
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那怪人拿出一根奇怪的筆,筆身閃閃發亮。只是那怪人大喊道:「孫悟空七十二變,給我變!」8964 copyright protection23PENANAwRkNeQabRY 維尼
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桌上的水,竟已變成了兩杯紅酒。8964 copyright protection23PENANAedWWs2ABl0 維尼
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