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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gcg9fObdN
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WmA9xBhaT
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJieoJbZ9qO
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjLbZFGqMH
飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO7ZS06Kui
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訂單能飛去哪裡？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n2GjJH31l
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltctAfqETD
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這也太荒唐了吧！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnwFli6zeK
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit9lCMBuqU
我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ06Url6UeB
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「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWjSyp72Z6
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGic1gBhddF
「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxPWyZmm2F
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaeFckNcjz
要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynBNs1fOoV
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtig3c0zJZR
我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTsBNH60NN
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKs6vtmnbn
過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5Y4os4BFZ
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可能神明今天請特休。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PnaRqzFfD
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這時，上司的訊息又來了——86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzGSJEVJJc
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEExwQrRcA
「追到了嗎？快回報！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjODS1MC3WI
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9Z6uRlz0R
奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG4sIge9Kk
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGb0GbFpYF
我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hvuvHxINT
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsjhQBNwZD
結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM5ms2BCWb
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i6Dq9jqLL
然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe8TbbNL75
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzRfjK9HwC
我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsWiehlTAw
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4zgBRfsp5
「這裡是哪？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenqLzjB6FR
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSk2kZkyoc
巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtllswh9w4W
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp6Z2nweC1
「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa6cAbdZlW
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsn3BTKo4h
我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWcQU0bVXQ
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但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujIjk6r8kG
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrp4bNaq2nN
我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iaLufiAiu
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJsUmr2VFF
巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uZW35Dxex
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我的臉色瞬間大變。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLDYLNu6ai
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這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTbjWRvYAb
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eiatXuWRl
我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjLsKbVyKF
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就在我陷入絕望時——86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvJN4s0iik
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnmjatLEzp
嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLaEIN1Srq
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJVSO2isdY
老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9UJp6xZgF
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0W1QrBl7h
我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwPJIdbcO8
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iFMeO38qP
下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ayv1dlyPe
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「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0nngfN5X6
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnGKOgLWy9
我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIvyKgak0m
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtsVNN3VtQ
巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dRKjeLvn1
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1U3yYiBjt
巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYoR3Lf96y
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFGZHiHzdl
我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklwuTh3It2
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6OqGG5vaP
巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZaokQuUxw
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「認真的！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm1i5OjfUq
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne63cJ2Bkn
「好，成交。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObO1ThLDGM
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfWQT7GfKn
她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAm7mnTNWf
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEgWokay46
巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi5hyHuLcx
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA0vHC4LJe
我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE7zyoRtX9
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OmCBnEkGV
「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjFW0iDrT1
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZcei9496G
醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw2m4RWxfM
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MMsouuGMJ
巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2xGhDESUm
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADOCUnmikc
不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbvWhYa6p5
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoPlkDJp3h
我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJKsAXLHiq
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EttRYskmH
我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK4xE0wy7E
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巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlqnrBYvc1
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBvLBJ442f
我心中百般掙扎。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4nqBzTozZ
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeJAJPQykD
少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtSZiIZ27U
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpkPWgwigB
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO1Z6b9zMC
但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfb0PdlGeH
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a4IcP1lm1
如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTuGhTRnML
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7C5fh7r84
巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa0EBloEXN
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKDlyj6doY
我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMpJ33eZmm
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCI7GcWT32
我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBebtef6VO
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFYEFbq6Pc
巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0clyNYlEQF
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjk0kG7DpmV
「真的是這樣嗎？」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPz16qlzzf
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR7PK1VPuK
「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrG6W6L7mH
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HXvAWgFQ5
巫婆嘲諷地說。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGhgkBgEVp
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HNRBiEngG
下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OEUlEhCEg
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVEznQS1t6
巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9g81s03Wk
86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGypHT5zD3c
然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHW9QEeFmf
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她說要吃掉我……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bvmvepqEU
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難道……是另一種意思？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5TKbuK1Md
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