【麥麥送死】之唔好接午夜十二點的Order - 車禍

我、Jeana、Carmen、皮蛋王、達叔、肥媽、𡃁妹，仲有紫雲大師，仍然喺馬頭圍麥記等緊Bobby嘅消息。禿鷹話今晚捉緊飛車，十二點前一定到。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr1ghvE2s5

為咗令我哋可以見到Bobby同隻鬼仔，紫雲大師特別為我哋『開眼』，將D唔知咩水抹咗喺我哋眼皮上面，每人收咗五舊水，達叔話佢一隻眼睇到夠嘞，淨係比咗二百五。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbLv1p3ozR

Jeana：「咁我哋就可以睇見D鬼㗎嗱？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6p2IwaVZh

大師：「冇錯，普通人唔開眼係睇唔到，除非佢時運低或者天生陰陽眼。如果再加多五舊水，3D都睇到呀。」講完皮蛋王真係比多五舊水佢，大師比咗副睇3D電影嘅眼鏡佢，話係開過光咁話。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkSu19sbEo

過咗陣，忽然D冷氣好似好凍咁，Jeana可能著得少衫，露出嚟嘅肉亦較多，凍到成個人震晒，口唇都白埋。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcx9s9Y0wm

達叔：「喂，皮蛋王，較細D個冷氣啦！凍死人啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOGfnGmVuO

皮蛋王：「你都戇鳩，都冇開冷氣！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVneJDALZR

冇開冷氣都咁凍？正當我哋個個凍到『斯斯縮縮』個陣，大師就講：「嚟咗啦。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIncqUkfedu

聽到大師咁講，所有人都好緊張咁望住個門口，但係門口乜野都冇出現，鬼影都冇隻。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuEq9ZVjty

皮蛋王：「嗱，大師，頭先講撚明㗎，睇唔倒要回水㗎！一千蚊，速磅！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGBnyqLzEW

大師：「你睇吓你後面先講啦回水！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4YzKdTVH5

「乜撚野後面呀又⋯⋯」皮蛋王擰轉面，句野都未講完，就見到個頭斜咗既Bobby，同一個六七歲、揸住袋金魚嘅細路，唔知幾時已經企咗係佢後面，嚇到皮蛋王屎都標埋出嚟。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxH7wlQxE3

細路：「哥哥，好臭呀！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q0JvVZWus

Bobby：「唔駛驚，叔叔瀨屎啫。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS0a2yhrIm

我哋咁多個都係第一次正式咁見到鬼，個細路望住我地嗰陣，見到佢垂低個頭，對眼向上『哨』住我哋，似乎對我哋好有戒心。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5bdxDfzzd

皮蛋王：「Bobby你可唔可以整好個頭先返嚟見我哋？好撚恐怖呀屌你！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBTuF92Q6

Bobby：「死個陣係咁就係咁㗎啦，邊個叫你戴埋個3D眼鏡？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hvTTruL2k

達叔：「喂，皮蛋王，真係有D臭，你去『敏』乾淨先出嚟啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGjom2BmXl

個細路嚟咗一陣同D人熟絡咗，開始忍唔住四圍攪，仲爬咗上麥當奴叔叔身上面攪佢個鼻。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUTewhfDK3

大師走去個細路度，踎低同佢講：「小朋友，你D金魚好得意喎！邊個送比你㗎？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvGgMGOmyu

個細路指住Bobby：「哥哥送㗎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCavEbS6yb

大師：「哦，原來哥哥送嘅，係呢，我叫紫雲大師，你叫咩名呀？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSFIlppsOs

細路：「我叫倪智康。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7pnzkXemL

大師：「咁我叫你康仔好冇？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqFP4Ef0by

匡仔：「好呀！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK8Cyp72RP

估唔倒紫雲大師氹細路都有一手。我哋同康仔玩咗一陣，特登比機會𡃁妹同佢玩，可能𡃁妹本身都細個，而且又係真心鍾意細路，康仔都幾like佢。皮蛋王仲整咗個巨無霸餐出嚟比佢，見到康仔好想食又食唔倒，都幾攪笑。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwEd90GcD2

我哋氹緊康仔個陣，門口有個大約十歲左右嘅細路，攬住個足球，爬咗係玻璃度睇我哋同康仔玩，好似好想加入我哋一齊玩咁，但係佢又點知，我哋同緊鬼仔玩。不過我哋都冇趕佢走，唔想節外生枝。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocMeYPI6MC

大師：「康仔，如果第時𡃁妹姐姐做你媽媽好唔好呢？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte4PQeuHJB

康仔：「好呀，姐姐好好人，不過我要問過媽媽先。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01N9pkVMc5

大師：「咁你想唔想日日可以食到皮蛋叔叔嘅巨無霸先？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1MbFwyIaS

康仔：「想呀，我好想食呀！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCGOxtISe6

大師：「咁你做咗姐姐個仔之後，你就可以日日同我一齊落嚟食，唔駛錢架！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI76Q4UzsJ

康仔：「咁⋯⋯」睇嚟巨無霸對佢有一定嘅吸引力。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVszMqw7rhY

大師：「唔駛咁啦。嗱，你試吓走入姐姐個肚先，入面好舒服㗎。」大師示意𡃁妹將衣服牽起，嘗試比康仔入去。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KqqfcWvY6

正當𡃁妹想牽起件衫個陣，佢見到門口個細路跌咗個波出馬路。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtCYCVFDZW

𡃁妹驚佢走出馬路危險，又冇大人睇住，就走出去幫佢執返個波。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeIXWDl3ot

點知當佢去到馬路中心，岩岩執到個波嗰陣，有架開得好快嘅泥頭車轉彎入嚟。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9YnLPUStP

車速好快，車身又高，個司機根本睇唔見𡃁妹，「砰」一聲將𡃁妹捲入車底，拖行十幾米先停低，留底兩行清晰可見嘅血路。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8gjKxMyNx

我哋全部人都呆晒。門口個細路自己去執返個波之後，望咗望車底，就拖住康仔走去十三街嗰邊，前面唔知幾時已經企咗個白衣女人喺度，向住呢兩個細路招手⋯⋯

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