曹茶理:“凡是过去,皆为序曲。”
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桔子追了一阵没追上,铁着脸回来。“念,继续念,门窗钉死。”她劈开病箱子。55Please respect copyright.PENANAY0IXBpINoh
“优点,‘啊,呸!’,缺点‘全部’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAWMdw28NwZe
“坦白讲,亲爱的,我一点也不在乎。”病和常人不同,他热爱规则遵守规则。身为弱势群体,预感结局会像纳西素丝。55Please respect copyright.PENANAUWbb3mxk11
活宝:“这语气还能有谁?副连呗。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAz5wAuPYG0p
桔子继续读:“优点,‘帐’,缺点‘混’。第三张,优点,‘有点小帅气,肩膀像基耶利泥’,缺点,‘傻傻分不清楚,阿珍爱上了阿强’。”哼。55Please respect copyright.PENANAI5CY6npRfZ
“第四张,优点,‘天真’,缺点‘太过天真’。第五张,优点,‘哥咯救过我,很感激他,笑起来好看,我我我——老娘恨他’,缺点‘扶墙好色时间短,赠以韭菜表情长’,鹅呵呵呵呵。”55Please respect copyright.PENANA5O2yK3doeI
病目视明月夜。55Please respect copyright.PENANAyK9Uvi3dWB
她双手绞扭,继而抬头瞪他一眼,这下是那么的用力,以致于险些剜去他肩膀一块肉。差点从心里绞出一句——谁叫你勾三搭四人妖不分了!到了嗓子眼,像干吞感冒药那样硬咽回去了。自己是多么温婉的大家闺秀,虽不能说守身如玉,也算娴良淑德自由烂漫。怎么可以语出伤人,一定和亲戚来了湿答答的像怎么也关不好的水龙头有关系。55Please respect copyright.PENANA27pG7pw7ZP
害臊不安了,她写的。还带着激情看我一眼,当作道歉补偿吗?还是暗示老地方老动作?巴黎铁塔?破墙砸墙?没用,这没用姑娘。你不该污蔑又一只石猴,一个正直的绅士。55Please respect copyright.PENANAKLNUfZrsQQ
“第六张,优点,‘平民,优点?’,缺点,‘不必’。第七张,优点,‘他高傲,但宅心仁厚。他低调,但是受万人景仰……'以下省略六十字,缺点,‘他太谦虚’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANA7UJGNoGxCz
“客气了,大家客气了。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAcEU2Chp7Qo
陈冠西不解:“不是说好了自己与旺财,不得投票?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAbLqQbK112q
“第八张,优点,‘勇于认错’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAIQVQLi4Zii
活宝眉开眼笑冲病竖起大拇指,示意要好好听。55Please respect copyright.PENANAjJZqddS60q
“缺点,‘从不改过。从小到大,这鲨逼一直是,人类之耻’!”55Please respect copyright.PENANA3Gh78CQ9Xw
活宝:“瞪我干什么?副连,副连写的啊。看我的看我的吧,你没有昧着良心乱写吧?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAKWYtZPjNP0
“二十几年青梅竹马,在你心里是这种人?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAFWVBEwz4L4
“……”毁就毁你身上了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOYg8sa4sIz
桔子打开活宝箱子。55Please respect copyright.PENANA0CgGa80hY5
“优点,‘武’,缺点,‘呆’……这么直接吗?优点,‘武功不错’,缺点,‘太监,说多都是泪’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAhRXAYiEM9R
“优点,‘自宫之勇,必使武道登顶’,缺点……略过。优点,‘癞哈蟆想吃天鹅肉’,缺点,略过。优点,‘就这样吧,一丘之貉’,缺点——大家真的很仁慈呢,略过!”55Please respect copyright.PENANAa0Wzjk5kDE
“不用略过,有则改之无则加勉。想听听大家的心声,我承受得住。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAVx51ruqXUI
“……优点,‘心如泰迪,细嗅蔷薇’,缺点,‘出招禁言。声如莎拉波娃贯穿持久,飞机着陆锈刀割喉。生殖系统受损,对声带心理未来人生夫妻关系四十个五伤害很大’。优点,‘聪明,长的帅,脑筋转得比别人快,常被误解’,缺点,‘帅得太明显帅得太仙道’。你扔进去的?”55Please respect copyright.PENANAyqxhvJuMfE
“你们就是见不得有人表扬我!气量,气量啊!”55Please respect copyright.PENANA3jEolnDDDd
“最后一张,优点,空白,缺点,‘喵了隔壁的,鸡儿没了,找个老实人嫁了吧’。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAVWLzI5bk8G
活宝朝病扑过去。55Please respect copyright.PENANA8eqYC84Xb2
病赶紧躲:“不是我,以老哈姆雷特之魂宣誓,不是我,我都正能量,肯定副连!”55Please respect copyright.PENANAku7zfLO7uw
团结测试暂停,老感觉有人迫不及待地想说——“大人,时代变了”。55Please respect copyright.PENANAfMIpEkyW52
“开心点,测试是成功的,为了团队,成语接龙!”副连从壁炉爬出来,“我爷爷小的时候,常在这里玩耍……”55Please respect copyright.PENANAubnlaZlyrp
“人。”黑勋爵。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWz60YGTWhm
陈冠西安详地说:“人工授精。”55Please respect copyright.PENANAYxzal9rTKw
副连皱眉不语。55Please respect copyright.PENANA6JTjLRmNzz
黑背:惊奇诧异。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5cRdmK7USw
“意外怀孕。”明月夜。55Please respect copyright.PENANAyLye9SgNxl
副连心里咯噔一下,想起家里一些事。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZx9PVPx18V
“孕期出轨。”病。55Please respect copyright.PENANAIAmwSbWh7A
刺刀“哚”的一声插在桌上,“皈依我佛。”副连喘着粗气说。55Please respect copyright.PENANAECx3bDYuOp
“佛光金顶。”青霞。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJq1hhjo7v9
“顶你个肺。”活宝。55Please respect copyright.PENANA03wrimp1r8
“肺部感染。”桔子。55Please respect copyright.PENANAW2Ybc7GUWe
大家看了桔子一眼,感觉她没有开玩笑。55Please respect copyright.PENANAmdnoOVDlLb
“冉冉升起。”青霞。55Please respect copyright.PENANAiWzOOsi9lT
“起早贪黑。”副连。55Please respect copyright.PENANA6SdvbnmOeX
“黑灯瞎火。”明月夜。55Please respect copyright.PENANAC033tCOCaW
“活好加钟。”活宝大大方方。55Please respect copyright.PENANAKv6E6GD2zN
枪声撕破黎明。55Please respect copyright.PENANATVjI5LS0Bk
陈冠西:“给我两盒弹匣。”55Please respect copyright.PENANA8b6W2uAZO5
“喵了个逼的,冤枉好人。”病犹自忿忿。