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「六國破滅，非兵不利，戰不善，弊在賂秦⋯⋯」平板又乏味的唸書聲緩緩從年邁的老師口中飄出。課室內前排的燈光都熄了，只剩下投影器冷咧的光向螢幕投射出沒有溫度的文字，冷氣機的聲音嗡嗡作響，香港室內的温度總是低得讓我懷疑自己身在北極。課室內的眾人，除了在唸經的老師就只剩下勤奮的學生清醒着，其餘的人都陷入冬眠中。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5uOlyDm5u
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香港某Band3中學F.6的中文課上，正在重温香港文憑試中文科12篇指定篇章中《六國論》的內容。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBgyn8hrRC
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「嘶啦——」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKxre1wmKJ
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坐在我右排的李子晴率先從冬眠中蘇醒，習慣在課堂上吃早餐的她，首先把放上桌上當枕頭的中文課本立起，屏蔽老態龍鍾的中文老師視線，她嘶啦一聲就拆開剛從抽屜裏拿出的自熱火鍋包裝。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW8T1ZS0iM
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「咚！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySL8YvADKh
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把發熱包丟在膠桶內，倒上熱水，靜等三分鐘。她的早餐便大功告成。滿屋的香氣傳滿整個課室，慢慢喚醒尚在冬眠中的無毛北極熊們。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY82cV0JBL0
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「哇！好香啊！靚女晴姐比啖我食下得唔得？未食早餐，好肚餓。」陳俊傑聞到香味就笑嘻嘻地湊近，希望李子晴施捨一點早餐給他。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI6Pe7WukD
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「哎！咁好啦。比小小你咋，我都未食早餐，好肚餓。」李子晴皺眉夾起一片竹輪放在自熱火鍋的蓋子向陳俊傑遞去。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwROEy2wnx
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「哇！好耶！謝主隆恩！有得開餐喇！」陳俊傑笑嘻嘻地接過食物就開始大快朵頤。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuxtwMKmBx
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「哈哈哈XD你唔好咁誇張得唔得啊？唔好趁我食緊嘢嗰陣引我笑，哽死我⋯⋯咳咳咳⋯⋯」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Uu6RyYKGa
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李子晴被陳俊傑的話語逗笑得前伏後仰。嘴裏的食物都咀嚼不及，咽不下就止不住地咳嗽。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqQrry3Y5O
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「大佬！你唔好嚇我啊！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Vc6LRP4V
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陳俊傑看到李子晴止不住地咳嗽就嚇得大驚失色。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyvv1uLGIJ
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「無事啊！嚇下你咋，傻仔XD繼續食嘢啦XD」李子晴朝陳俊傑做了個鬼臉，陳俊傑吐了吐舌頭就溜走，續續吃剛剛討到的竹輪。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaegcIrSczX
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我看着他們偷笑就把頭轉向左排，左排的劉梓瑜早就在李子晴和陳俊傑打鬧期間，在吃咖哩魚蛋。吃完咖哩魚蛋還不過癮，反手從抽屜中拿出一包印尼撈麵接着吃。霎時間，課室變food court。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvZryg6hIY
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左後方的林鉻軒偷偷地從褲袋掏出Iphone 15 pro max。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyLZpELXPF
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「上中文堂真係好無聊啊。有冇人入嚟吹下水啊？」百無聊賴的他開起IG直播吐苦水，作為班上的活躍分子，我當然要進去刷一下存在感。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecJE8ZGlwI
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「早晨啊各位！！！！！！！」不出意料我留了這條言後，有很多人都接着留言。竟然連隔壁班的學生也進來了！181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IkzzoCKyT
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「Yooooooooooo!」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IMMteKIQt
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「Hi!」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudzHzJhOo3
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「What’s up man!」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH2QRnnSu8
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我抬起頭和林鉻軒眨吓眼，他和我相視而笑，彷彿只有我們才知道的小秘密。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuZVnBdsJJ
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然後我貼了這條Youtube link在留言板。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUVm0TcJFo
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「邊個jm9 po埋呢啲嘢啊？」林俊傑一邊用手捂臉，嘴角止不住地上揚，一邊留言。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWYatc23hm
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說時遲，那時快，不知哪位人兄按下了這條連結「早晨啊各位！！！！！！！」在課室響亮地迴盪了19秒之久，瞬間課室鴉雀無聲。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBG7aR2fwN
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「我忍你班人好耐喇！你哋日日都係咁！上堂唔聽書都算啦，食嘢我都忍埋喇！而家仲要咁大聲上堂玩電話睇片？你自己唔讀書就唔該你唔好影響到其他想讀書嘅學生。知唔知咩係尊重？我搞唔掂你班人喇！我而家就要call訓導！」 被激得忍無可忍的Miss Ng 咆哮道。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAL5luTuZ2
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整個班房噤若寒蟬，彷如世界的聲音被消音器抽走，安靜得只剩下冷氣機在運作的聲音。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AvSd5mCZ5
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「咔嚓！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqnj48rOUI
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一束閃光不合時宜地亮起，射向站在講台上愠怒的Miss Ng，定格住所有人。從抽屜暗角中取出Samsung Galaxy S22的劉梓瑜也一臉愕然。上課有好戲發生，自然想偷偷拿手機記錄的她失策了！為了不再讓男友責罵因靜音模式未能及時回訊息的她，關閉為了上課玩手機而長開的靜音模式。誰知道她忘記了上課前要重開靜音模式！181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkr6j7uqRX
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「依家仲要偷拍？我真係忍夠喇！我而家就call訓導！」回過神來的Miss Ng 瞬間暴怒，衝向班房的壁掛電話怒吼道。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbeusRVgxS
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所有人仍舊沉默不語，沒有人回應，只留下長長的沉默⋯⋯181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORimgnDmu3
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一段時間過後，幾位老師終於姍姍來遲。安撫過剛剛仍處在激動情緒的Miss Ng後，就施施然離去了。他們除了息事寧人，就沒有其他辨法來應付這班學生。沒有人能承擔本校情緒失控的老師崩潰的片段流出，網上四方八面輿論的壓力，只能裝作若無其事。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfoAX5bI9Q
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作為始作俑者的我緊張得額前在滲汗，抿一抿嘴，心裏卻在暗暗地發笑，慶幸這場鬧劇就這麼不了了知，僥倖自己不會被追究，就這麼逃過一劫，更喜自己造就了一場鬧劇。好讓無聊的一天又不至於這麼乏味了。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OuW9j4eAn
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「好！各位同學，咁我哋講返課文《六國論》。呢篇嚟緊DSE指定篇章部份會考。如果你哋想DSE成績只係攞2嘅話，只要温好十二篇指定篇章就夠喇。六國破滅，非兵不利，戰不善，弊在賂秦⋯⋯」冷靜下來的Miss Ng重回教學狀態，繼續乏長又令人昏昏欲睡的唸書聲⋯⋯181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNDVdeALnH
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後記：隔壁班也有老師call訓導，因為有學生也在上課時點開IG直播的連結，播出了這段錄音⋯⋯
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～～～～～～如有雷同，實屬巧合～～～～～～181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZklX7cy722
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