𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NWsUvq9ql
Yeah,615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5f7yIOL58
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnQezjgoJT
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroncQkuQrL
come on, baby light my fire."615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbenTPA18i
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmSBJex5y5
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvoKCDgGYt
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxNIzxMgBy
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DxMtEFRT9
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzOdVZdb1Z
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXawS0aZHa
Alright, wise guys!615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hjPz3NC8M
Anyway, where was I?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqC6uDlDN9
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgJTzLEMtl
"Gay?"615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkfIE8hYu8
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9XvPkhRIX
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9ELD7b9LS
She replied and what type is that?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMd2MMwxCc
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37UcX2l2H2
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKPJgoYmBF
Jack?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIFBVixSLs
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqbEm14qm7
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3k3mXl4Za
"Huh?"615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h6cfaNQqL
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0VRQnf63r
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ40LmCZWHw
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCEBp6iFnx
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9k3a69GDh
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w5KFbQUkh
I said, what?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdInUNCqay
Hell nah!615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2yvOvueWm
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovviv8YrfE
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHbdCDDBSq
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJg1cbZHy3
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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