古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,215Please respect copyright.PENANAvjJW8bkykV
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。215Please respect copyright.PENANA8AWE0yQ3AW
於是貼出徵婚啟事:215Please respect copyright.PENANARxbwe1NYmL
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。215Please respect copyright.PENANAHGcoIixNf1
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,215Please respect copyright.PENANArf7uCOjb80
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,215Please respect copyright.PENANAe9CrRA6oLU
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,215Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ER9KsjBc
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,215Please respect copyright.PENANAhYCqO0b0bN
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,215Please respect copyright.PENANAlFW8bQJ6FH
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,215Please respect copyright.PENANAyjPN7rOL7O
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,215Please respect copyright.PENANA9DdfW6ZkAF
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,215Please respect copyright.PENANAdpVglJtVLr
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。215Please respect copyright.PENANAafJ3pBJBZZ
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,215Please respect copyright.PENANAezGSYPi4nI
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:215Please respect copyright.PENANADSVTwXvXkb
可喜我文質彬彬。215Please respect copyright.PENANACyLCZzylzr
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!215Please respect copyright.PENANAmhsbJFp3dG
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,215Please respect copyright.PENANADuTsEzM7n3
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:215Please respect copyright.PENANAuWHFftJEXP
可喜我文質彬彬。215Please respect copyright.PENANAODpMCFw1D8
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!215Please respect copyright.PENANAKVhzK7VwUr
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,215Please respect copyright.PENANAyxiFdLZXSV
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,215Please respect copyright.PENANAXkHTll4EkF
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!215Please respect copyright.PENANAGB1zUTY2W9
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,215Please respect copyright.PENANAYTckJRCCbD
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,215Please respect copyright.PENANASdW2V0A4k7
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:215Please respect copyright.PENANAInfwU66Lt4
可喜我文質彬彬。215Please respect copyright.PENANAMLAlNd1X42
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!215Please respect copyright.PENANA7HlD8AFWKW
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!215Please respect copyright.PENANAT9hMktPtUu
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。215Please respect copyright.PENANA2UDTD3NTa0
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。215Please respect copyright.PENANAtgabuN1LFL
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。215Please respect copyright.PENANArHIHRFCYL9
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