古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,311Please respect copyright.PENANAcSGuv94Xb0
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。311Please respect copyright.PENANArf8eZyEUWW
於是貼出徵婚啟事:311Please respect copyright.PENANAPkqKqxEq05
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANALCLgA5a9yk
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,311Please respect copyright.PENANAKhEygOoVa4
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,311Please respect copyright.PENANABznOGW56c2
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,311Please respect copyright.PENANASI9FnJRJ6H
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,311Please respect copyright.PENANAQp1LTAMBOJ
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,311Please respect copyright.PENANA5LVTdgZ85P
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,311Please respect copyright.PENANAsHT8mlUtwQ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,311Please respect copyright.PENANADg46ZZQFQM
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,311Please respect copyright.PENANAXYLP5WleI0
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。311Please respect copyright.PENANA4t4Fja6LSF
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,311Please respect copyright.PENANAhXPpK6g7gf
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:311Please respect copyright.PENANAfuea0tCJhv
可喜我文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANAvkQYfA0KqR
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!311Please respect copyright.PENANAgexX4W1JeG
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,311Please respect copyright.PENANAaz7jG4nuw5
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:311Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3jGsqLuwQ
可喜我文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANAFM4R19lt77
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!311Please respect copyright.PENANArXAJtXrbav
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,311Please respect copyright.PENANAPCxcEceBr9
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,311Please respect copyright.PENANAMDbMlYecWU
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!311Please respect copyright.PENANArsQP4JTNKT
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,311Please respect copyright.PENANAjTRVkIgyEX
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,311Please respect copyright.PENANAJRXhmKbuW0
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:311Please respect copyright.PENANAm0nM6BZucz
可喜我文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANASwICtUFCkC
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!311Please respect copyright.PENANABAVIgZrNb2
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!311Please respect copyright.PENANA5GZeuaNGgY
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。311Please respect copyright.PENANANi2kwV5GhT
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。311Please respect copyright.PENANAuS16AjFeE1
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。311Please respect copyright.PENANAHGgrhPVCRv
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