古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,265Please respect copyright.PENANAJEh2cYKWES
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。265Please respect copyright.PENANAe4v1re3TUk
於是貼出徵婚啟事:265Please respect copyright.PENANAQuuIOCNBjC
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。265Please respect copyright.PENANAtLJWlxb13E
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,265Please respect copyright.PENANA14qYiNQkDJ
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,265Please respect copyright.PENANAUAT9qV9Fu0
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,265Please respect copyright.PENANAmznQ4kqbVz
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,265Please respect copyright.PENANAZSsOwyu1Gp
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,265Please respect copyright.PENANAqHBENzshVW
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,265Please respect copyright.PENANAQe5ArQP57M
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,265Please respect copyright.PENANAwgxbmwWdMN
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,265Please respect copyright.PENANADCJ0Kms97T
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。265Please respect copyright.PENANAU2HZUfJua0
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,265Please respect copyright.PENANAKutMbBGgK2
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:265Please respect copyright.PENANA19UHZ5f2S9
可喜我文質彬彬。265Please respect copyright.PENANAmllclfRPcl
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!265Please respect copyright.PENANAbmhhR4tAuV
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,265Please respect copyright.PENANATxYYRTcHRu
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:265Please respect copyright.PENANAfed5JUVyzx
可喜我文質彬彬。265Please respect copyright.PENANAzTGXz3ib6Y
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!265Please respect copyright.PENANAMcZTiDvZWu
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,265Please respect copyright.PENANAFy1OTOKBh6
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,265Please respect copyright.PENANAIQw3JMKvbd
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!265Please respect copyright.PENANA15UlO2aaHx
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,265Please respect copyright.PENANAQU4lZkhaTW
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,265Please respect copyright.PENANAKeLXw4VZjD
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:265Please respect copyright.PENANADqOBaNgrX2
可喜我文質彬彬。265Please respect copyright.PENANAn2SAzWgkSm
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!265Please respect copyright.PENANAzitZQwWZsF
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!265Please respect copyright.PENANAy6MECew2Ah
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。265Please respect copyright.PENANA0uxmcwZvTM
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。265Please respect copyright.PENANAYFyEb5bayM
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。265Please respect copyright.PENANAREgvfqflWi
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