古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,247Please respect copyright.PENANAhyiOPNbsc9
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。247Please respect copyright.PENANACToyeyEGk5
於是貼出徵婚啟事:247Please respect copyright.PENANAjoEVFUv1Ga
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。247Please respect copyright.PENANAAw6y01Dzlp
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,247Please respect copyright.PENANAUn73BaPxmd
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,247Please respect copyright.PENANAst4JGUL3kA
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,247Please respect copyright.PENANAqV2H2GTOug
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,247Please respect copyright.PENANARS14rI8JzR
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,247Please respect copyright.PENANAi7GLsQvuIR
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,247Please respect copyright.PENANAFcdhIuN8TY
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,247Please respect copyright.PENANAa5123UyzN6
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,247Please respect copyright.PENANAMQwK7KWcXH
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。247Please respect copyright.PENANAWgwifwBI0X
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,247Please respect copyright.PENANA9IZKRC9cVT
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:247Please respect copyright.PENANA4v55a8cGSW
可喜我文質彬彬。247Please respect copyright.PENANA8qin0GwuZi
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!247Please respect copyright.PENANAvmG9c4qrAd
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,247Please respect copyright.PENANAY7w1Ihbvhs
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:247Please respect copyright.PENANADWJ9puYm4g
可喜我文質彬彬。247Please respect copyright.PENANAefqRUtJiNz
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!247Please respect copyright.PENANAbDWdjvneHU
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,247Please respect copyright.PENANAyNiDJYVAUp
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,247Please respect copyright.PENANA7qY3somCCQ
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!247Please respect copyright.PENANAkNBESxpIUi
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,247Please respect copyright.PENANAfzXqP1EKZF
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,247Please respect copyright.PENANA9OKs92df7a
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:247Please respect copyright.PENANAcprOlECeSw
可喜我文質彬彬。247Please respect copyright.PENANAiJsQREKITW
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!247Please respect copyright.PENANAIOES3NQKsS
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!247Please respect copyright.PENANAC6XwXxaHI0
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。247Please respect copyright.PENANAKfssAN8Sdn
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。247Please respect copyright.PENANAxXp33SnR5m
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。247Please respect copyright.PENANApJNhY5et9X
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