得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszUv9xhp8G
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrHoB0tHjG
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助六：「不意外」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9zMfmVpve
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sMboQzpIW
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx30S01JXMP
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6Hpq2Arzb
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj2SkzolYC
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其實我一早已經有答案。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rh4FA9cHQ
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZqwDgqHtj
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFxZDFMUA1
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHq7Neun8c
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyU7KIPZgA
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「放心啦大家！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SW0KUcjad
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1icqz1fKJB
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcHNwECrz7
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2JH5J9iUw
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCPjsne7HB
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4XOzQ6t1M
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBIaJgj9tk
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNO3dTBgOt
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6BAGEKmFW
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助六：「😳」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj4LAAL6ql
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我：「。。。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1AKLMbWNZ
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN0KuCJ26x
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MZ4aOXewq
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lquB0lEfY
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdijKR2218U
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXRgIzErk1
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyS7qhVA5F
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr3ZBVddbD
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MxqfDAMMQ
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJod65TwvSa
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0tzpfYVLl
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AsZ2HUQZQ
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助六：「主人😖」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy0nW7SqPD
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiByDK2amE
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我：「屌你哋。。。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSAMPGyn7c
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFwkRh7YV1
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「掛住主人😳」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLxk7anzw4
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPVZy4nRWF
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio7VcMO7za
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuy3taS9Ym
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eeya2tSuv
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD7v0Oj43S
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouzR1KG9us
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「屌佢老母！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7yz92y9D1
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkImQ0pndZr
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxcOTdTca3
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJODBumWwp
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF9jORZ5Ce
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37mM3rKaan
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyejv2dhfUn
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07c7wItjiO
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVGAsX1boj
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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