得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApQFoNF9SC
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ100Py6R4Xv
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助六：「不意外」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXkUItVHID
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1rpJWA7ZB
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHesxZ16dy
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tnhsEZ7cZ
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnsHhUoVww
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其實我一早已經有答案。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZIyuZBxgU
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5a6OX4bXl
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1oVR5Vdwl
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaRYUOHC1s
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPRsptXd7g
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeKFbdWHwS
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「放心啦大家！」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjsYhv7pOx
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2UO6kaE3Z
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZgkU8xbBO
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0hRKxjGjS
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18T6FyoDyR
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4x5cv6XBR
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqIQEsXjal
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAu1ur5Khk
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSR9fzUuWY
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7YN5n2dN6
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJMOaJgmPQ
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助六：「😳」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYf8raNpo6
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我：「。。。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOdIJkEfNg
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7rDoIZC0V
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOFwt06RQp
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HgB0PF8pl
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI0b7GLexq
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXOVD2HSl0
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAN5WU4eky
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixQDrFf1NB
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0bxCqLhAB
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r6Drs9Gz9
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkdf3GTWFd
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUR6emP97t
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助六：「主人😖」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNazlKBzl4
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YXvrcamie
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我：「屌你哋。。。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rsKWBtfX4
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykziT6KMwR
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「掛住主人😳」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFxuzmAjmO
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqcgcI6WS1
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gq3rvcyLq
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkQ6XrwCf2
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOrwEMlNL6
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrK1tCfMc6
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ujWABbjhh
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「屌佢老母！」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI1SV57o0h
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmejgfPcSWg
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFrq3HIswN
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZWi9K0GLm
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdMRWzc7Kr
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7Admfu6kD
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVdHYldkCc
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWEaoXGdbO
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxMdfZAQQX
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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