得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG8OBgy2cG
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wVo4UUVtp
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助六：「不意外」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsbmINTu6v
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne8PmtnDoE
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJXzX9RXHF
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHQdggUByf
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbio9vCRlRn
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其實我一早已經有答案。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrokpZBMol
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLODqAqpGe
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeznYBYdRXp
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsehyOWSjC
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszkaZwYfCi
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「放心啦大家！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk8ZX4i0kO
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzOKB9XN5v
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ7KmZlgL7
590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5SlqwAN1B
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGmvyS7lTU
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbjjHX4nf9
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54cpt78tgZ
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEIKq8PY6P
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjzy621unv
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9WbWltSj4
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助六：「😳」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs2ywbBnxw
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我：「。。。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDUuder5Fn
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZqEC8IFx6
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9CijPNxCS
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGt8n01dtY
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9pBJDMH9M
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpRR5q7xoI
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufWAn7Xd88
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb8U4jn7sM
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Kvv1LwJmb
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8fAaD9eqE
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIoNvLjOwd
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhcG5H0HJP
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助六：「主人😖」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ9XChZ1FR
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUxEzDYZzg
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我：「屌你哋。。。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3pEeCdzGs
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGe6KtjOBD
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「掛住主人😳」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ9G6odoGA
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIWSopVBFL
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxzYR4F5rJ
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2dFDnj8iQ
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqI5NOTrmb
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BW2f4IGxT
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZTPwr37YX
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「屌佢老母！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEqAaKuVC0
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgTBVz7m56
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiDp6bAMjV
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrcGB3qfRP
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxEQppTPWJ
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2PJyuUwmL
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDB22ATZAB
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8JReWqtbS
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg4xvAh3NS
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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