得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVbcQi56x1
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtlo2IBtNl
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助六：「不意外」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa0UXSEc7u
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBbxIbY526
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhUwdHkJz5
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHx28ZAXIc
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw6mIa44hF
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其實我一早已經有答案。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLUK1Z5vqT
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVCP8WrTdZ
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oSuZGwZiT
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l746doYyF
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosMka6PcAO
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「放心啦大家！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpGJNg4BoD
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm71n1b9rI
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXXHNN9plY
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv499RJ7Lbz
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjmHlRJWaI
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaPYhI7ntK
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xf4DTgYL2
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId4XDzdohi
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABAGCO2Edi
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助六：「😳」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiosmcUZNuj
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我：「。。。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnqlvMnuar
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6rqiEp1fC
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOMg0vR8q2
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleCfPymZX4
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF34FOGzK8v
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQdiGGqrr9
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rqaDljnSy
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdOdv63ps6
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gxg4sekpY
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo4WT8gZNV
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXElpJpHhCM
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VyIBBiiab
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助六：「主人😖」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiETAuO0dt
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDCb3PcJhz
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我：「屌你哋。。。」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBvQHy3Nto
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VCz0ImXyw
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「掛住主人😳」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhQ5reWl6e
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LmS9s1tQE
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1sWQKcXgs
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqIHwayVMi
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykKyuej80N
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oQHLDnK5F
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NpX9hFAmY
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「屌佢老母！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWDm2oDNEi
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE2iVscxfV
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjVQDQ0dLL
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQbYMfp7P3
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOYddjWPUK
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZTjC7qZxV
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUiVd0pgZN
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3sRaB5Wr9
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」667Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwgwDoDWiO
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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