得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。315Please respect copyright.PENANAHY8nYmw1ph
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAAdRoY1iQ2F
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助六:「不意外」315Please respect copyright.PENANAe5RJFJNoXC
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」315Please respect copyright.PENANA7QVx6JYs88
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」315Please respect copyright.PENANA0a8mnVbJ3g
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我:「????我冇喊呀」315Please respect copyright.PENANAJuE8r1xGBW
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。315Please respect copyright.PENANA2myapDkH0q
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其實我一早已經有答案。315Please respect copyright.PENANAaJd7tayUxa
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAhUNTkkpYqH
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAQHe1tYMMdT
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAC989Lzydg7
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」315Please respect copyright.PENANAvU3xACeFbM
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「放心啦大家!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAZgt6t3gozr
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。315Please respect copyright.PENANAD9SkRzHnwN
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。315Please respect copyright.PENANAxCCCCRXenF
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。315Please respect copyright.PENANAh3TPiVZ40r
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。315Please respect copyright.PENANAkDMull6D9X
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」315Please respect copyright.PENANAT1wuFZWgCe
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」315Please respect copyright.PENANAmyL3YHvqan
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」315Please respect copyright.PENANAPA0TZRfHfI
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」315Please respect copyright.PENANA0mbZpodtX6
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助六:「😳」315Please respect copyright.PENANAqYSS21nZvO
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我:「。。。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAMaSUHXAKB2
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。315Please respect copyright.PENANAg1DUTQr2lY
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。315Please respect copyright.PENANAaIIDtygwNT
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」315Please respect copyright.PENANAoDJWErWGaa
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。315Please respect copyright.PENANAtaJLnxPdNc
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。315Please respect copyright.PENANAysxOBoAC2n
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」315Please respect copyright.PENANAnSn20yVqT9
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。315Please respect copyright.PENANAtnhqlE5HGV
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。315Please respect copyright.PENANAPRXYTkKiCF
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」315Please respect copyright.PENANAu7S2wfV1Rt
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。315Please respect copyright.PENANA0rfokoKZ0j
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」315Please respect copyright.PENANA7g5NyHR1VG
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助六:「主人😖」315Please respect copyright.PENANAWzmQoU2eWa
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」315Please respect copyright.PENANAu8m85uXBFu
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我:「屌你哋。。。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAXL5hvS1PrF
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。315Please respect copyright.PENANAlaqZdKAsDW
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「掛住主人😳」315Please respect copyright.PENANAJA0GaSwNyR
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。315Please respect copyright.PENANA4LVqdxATcP
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。315Please respect copyright.PENANAaHSlhnw2GQ
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……315Please respect copyright.PENANAz8zS9aDVlH
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。315Please respect copyright.PENANAPFsEyx8xnv
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」315Please respect copyright.PENANAGg7RoH5D8z
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAddjL1UjkqO
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「屌佢老母!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAczZUEIpGsA
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。315Please respect copyright.PENANAV4qsDO5DE5
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」315Please respect copyright.PENANAmDEMuKFgQi
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」315Please respect copyright.PENANAyfu6KWLG1S
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」315Please respect copyright.PENANATPmYCpNdrB
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」315Please respect copyright.PENANAePkHZz9hTr
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」315Please respect copyright.PENANAdvQoGRkIGn
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」315Please respect copyright.PENANAw5FwQMhwry
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA6uPdfihjhQ
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……