第二十六回 ふれあい382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0QjgETh32
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqi3lJkWwb
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CVzFwPsDs
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxq9L1p6nt
不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TeQT6aan8
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBPxdiUhRY
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdSxLluxTV
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV58JXIFSK
望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvnpLLML6E
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6s4PyDdtq
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLOkXHBeYO
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo1bpjKMxn
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XS7YGklXC
望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC1UFpHrlq
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE4hGr62CX
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrAREHu1sv
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13LJ5UcaE7
佢望住我忍唔住笑。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzd9vSc6LJ
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOYHqLqyn5
我問：［做乜？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fLGkaBUCh
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIS4wf2wScf
亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka4dvRwA7E
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57fCUDyyn0
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03siorxhVL
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42z8NCEQuV
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgQlGRmdcf
坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUzduPozNi
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7li8KhVJr6
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BdooOtlkv
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3tCGd5LUQ
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf9MNCi33e
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgA8wjE31F
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMZHbN1hW9
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjL9lRxeNT
侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvErFsoEVrm
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0XX0sDzCy
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFmSVJ9cKj
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILrfvRYNQQ
我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwjVpw9yoi
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhZKRKxmLN
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcytVJ0IV0T
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgqum7ZR6K
我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNoHkrDq6C
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LHLnBFb5Z
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiljg9CoFw
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3SxqR5VU4
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzE70Geg79
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRrtjahoe9
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYRSXtRXoe
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHflDQh7X9G
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwN0eNozjc
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv4nwaeA0m
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP1rVt98CQ
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDBRRETIwS
我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM2V4s9Nia
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlqYRkrBJE
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKRZB547D0
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p4RWJ4V20
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD0UuESM1W
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIt63gcTsp
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDTmneidCL
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLHlcE7jGd
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYv5jCN8Ck
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFpGRaJpyY
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhs5Byzt6C
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTE6ViDthw
講完準備起身。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsCR1zOMJw
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPCK6hQoWt
我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D5wCqA7Cd
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmPADtxJ97
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9HQiTmUie
相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy4HXsBhj4
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTdIMce1F8
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0auUYQafEc
話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5FnEv5Q1c
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHAcTDsVZv
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4BkYoiqfT
正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNQEm5bFkP
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrKDmlVizZ
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi15EYhM8PZ
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MWdWj8eBR
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOalasvHKdk
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD8ww2KL2M
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd3BQMITjL
老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoxBdgd7uY
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fAmkUrESq
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7ASfOxCl6
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw88vVm7wR
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSMmz0W7nW
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5aAsSGLuN
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAzcpiwDfs
我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b4RGBhp2g
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KuLmscnqD
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbhgyzSUDR
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg3dzsvcnE
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaazZLqXuW
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lj2z59Pkt
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyj8KKKci2
睇呢仲未撲息d火。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIQOGBUs0s
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBkjbWReXw
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG2ohANkDv
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn5sS582y9
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EwoNOgfgr
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlLAACQand
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6xnmsLZkc
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdYj3a7A7D
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdErmbOIPP
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYasH5vAOTc
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRsPuBQEP3
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohmiqlXPS3
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopIslXPJ2B
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNCPPiYI2I
一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmsm0oZmU0
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu13zi0V7ts
亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW5xGPGW2e
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mTAnOQWHX
我：［估計乜？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXa0hQAJRZ
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA0HlIMRbb
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEFpuIildK
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw66a2nSHk
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvwRZQtJJj
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6njb9Z1la
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN0EtwVvcN
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGcxvT0wyM
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qp2dsS9HI
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd8nCPgyqe
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoduutdUSvW
我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFnPM1UbvX
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJXh0O2k1v
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQY38BdS4J
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnnnpolbuv
我：［做乜事要食藥？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKFNUGBgSB
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kCKv9RQrj
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3h1S1p81g
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JM73L8bUq
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gm7YJ9IVS
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK73pqkULSE
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36A0uhFUd5
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RzoccQxT7
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWxo01ZCwm
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IYU7ATxNB
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWQYbetMHI
我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGfEDSIscT
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoDSAZWEf4
亞儷：［係呀。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLHJMRTLiI
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE4MsvmmBz
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHoV6F46dT
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVpWlS7mq4
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70A5088dsS
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdykFkLNRS
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb13tti032
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuvIwdOaCn
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotROXlRFrG
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLnxSClonm
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5gSzDL9A7
382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfUVihtmm8
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJMnKBE9o0
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